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Once and for all - size MATTERS.

Woman like to assuage the guilt of men with small penises by saying

>"big dicks hurt!!"
>"Size not important, only what you do with it" >"as long as a man is confident and dominant in bed it doesn't matter"
>"I can't cum from penetration anyway...it's ok honestly!"

Bullshit.

Woman want to be FILLED. It is impossible to give pleasure to a woman that will achieve orgasm without a penis large enough to generate friction to stimulate the nerve receptors on the walls of the vaginal tissue.

Stop kidding yourself DO something about it, stop living a lie to yourself and your friends but most of all STOP conning these poor women who are lulled by your impossibly transparent and foolish charm in the hopes of receiving pleasure.

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save her b

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Let's fap to each other's classmates.

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Has /b/ ever gotten anyone pregnant?

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I work as a freelance cyber security analyst.
A real life hackerman.

AMA. or don't I don't care.

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cute?

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Recognize her, /b/?

Feel like you've seen her face, /b/?

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Am i blessed shes 17 btw im older

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Anyone had success with lucid dreaming? What steps did you take. I'm still doing the journal part. What dreams did you have? Is it as amazing as it seems?

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i havent slept for 24 hours and have a test coming up in 2 hours. should i take ritalin or is it better for studying than staying awake?

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for master mark

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I've been in a coma for the past 7 years
can I get a modern history lesson /b/?
catch me up, give me a timeline?

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Posted in /adv/ but they're slow as fuck

So, I recently saw this girl who stood out on tinder, and tried to muster my inner alpha.

Got her number without asking, texted her and set up a date. Afterwards she tells me to snapchat her so she can make sure im not catfishing her(Which is pretty flattering desu) or trying to sell her into sex traffiking.

So I agree to do that, and the conversation shifts to how our state is the sex trafficing capital of the world.

anyway convo turns into

Me > "Yeah thats a pretty shitty national record to have. When i was a little kid I was straight up terrified every time a car pulled up next to me"

Her > "dude YES I was scared of everyone as a child om. I thought everyone was a rapist"

AND THIS IS WHERE I SHOULD HAVE CHANGED THE SUBJECT BUT DIDN'T.

"Yeah I was way too scared as a kid, althought it pays to be cautious. I tried to get this acting gig like a month ago, and i'm pretty sure there was no script and the "director" was gonna cholorform me"

At first I thought it was a funny little anecdote,she likes acting and shit, tried to get an acting gig, director was sketchy, wanted me to come to his house for "interview" pretty sure the dude was trying to do the booty infiltrate. I didn't convery that clearly enough, she seems chill but probably not a good first conversation topic or story.


How bad did I fuck up? She hasn't responded, I could imagine maybe she just went to bed or some shit, but she seemed into me, I came off as alpha as fuck in the start of our conversation, we already set up a date, but im afraid she'll ghost me after that one.


Planning on just messaging her the day before we hang out (thursday) "So, we still on for tomorrow".

Also thought about texting her to clarify that story, dunno. Don't want this nice tinder find to get away after my first time actually manning up and successfully setting up a date.

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ERMARUD I NEED THE SAUCE TO THIS GUYS PLSSS

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/b/ i have a dentist appointment in the morning but there is a catch IM A LIL BITCH any advice to face my fear and get this tooth out before i an hero from the pain?
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