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Hey, /b/
I just had my first tinder hookup.
I've never had an issue getting laid but I have never just hailed someone from the internet to suck my dick.
I feel unstoppable.
Share hookup stories.
>pic related but not me

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Anonymous 2017-02-13 10:29:04 Post No.722290008
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Anonymous 2017-02-13 10:31:13 Post No.722290109
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Have hooked up with chicks from a lot of apps and sites, however haven't met anyone from tinder yet - it's the worst app out there for hooking up. If you want more luck, try other apps and sites.

Anonymous 2017-02-13 10:32:23 Post No.722290165
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>things that never happened: The post

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Anonymous 2017-02-13 10:32:31 Post No. 722290173 [Report] [View this topic]

Ok fams, back with another riddle:

What is in the middle of the moon, At the end of an igloo And goes round in loops?

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>>722290173
Okay i'm getting in first.... Nigger

Anonymous 2017-02-13 10:34:03 Post No.722290270
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Anonymous 2017-02-13 10:34:03 Post No.722290270 [Report]

O you nigger.

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Anonymous 2017-02-13 10:27:29 Post No. 722289914 [Report] [View this topic]

>be me 3 years ago
>On a beautiful island in the Mediterranean
>Studying abroad and working an easy office job that pays well
>Feel a bit stressed and lonely but life is going in the right direction and everything is alright
>actually have some friends but no GF
>Had a crush on really cute, smart girl.
>She told me she sees me as "friend"
>Tell her she is a bitch
>never mind move on forget about her
>get some more crushes on other girls
>all of them see me as friend
>tell all of them they are bitches
>never mind, dedicate my energy to studying and working
>Get 4.0 GPA get salary doubled
>Decide to move from dorms to live closer to work
>people from work offer really nice 2 bedroom apartment in a condo near work
>start looking for the roommate
>Start talking to cute smart girl again
>she also wants to move from dorms
>decide to move in together as housemates
>At that point had no crush for her anymore
>After couple of weeks living together start liking her again
>Confess, get rejected.
>Since I see her every day feelings are growing even stronger
>One day we watch movies together
>Put an arm around her shoulder, she is silent readytoexpload.exe
>Start kissing her neck, she says :"Shhhhh, stop it"
>I continue, pick her up and carry her to my bedroom
>she does not resist
Continue.......

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Anonymous 2017-02-13 10:39:44 Post No.722290594
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>>722289914
>Continue.......
No. Please don't

Anonymous 2017-02-13 10:52:46 Post No.722291289
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Anonymous 2017-02-13 10:52:46 Post No.722291289 [Report]

>Get her in my bedroom
>start kissing her but she won't let me kiss her on her mouth
>Start feeling like I'm raping her
>Let her go, go to sleep
>Next day she acts like nothing happened
>After this, things like like start happening frequently
>I would start touching her, but she would not let me kiss her
>MFW She doesn't move out
>She finally lets me kiss her
>After some time finally manage have her touch my dick
>no sex cos she is virgin
>actually check her hymen with my fingers at some point
>Can't call it a normal relationship cos we argue a lot, she won't call me her boyfriend
>Argue about the dishes, cleaning the house, electric bill etc.
>Start pissing each other off on purpose.
>one day she brings some chad to "to Study" while I'm at home
>Check on them ones, they are lying on her bed together, but actually reading something. Still I'm pissed off, through the chad out.
>Invited another hot girl over (one of the ones, that wanted to be just friends) We eat lunch, she does the dishes, at that moment "GF" comes home
>See that she is really pissed, but tries to hide it with fake smile
>Tell her that we are going to a restaurant with a hot girl after
>Spend a good evening with a hot girl, come back home late
>"GF" is passive aggressive, mission accomplished

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Anonymous 2017-02-13 10:31:47 Post No. 722290131 [Report] [View this topic]

HUNGER GAMES

RUSSIAN GUYS GAME

FIRST 36

-Spanks

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Anonymous 2017-02-13 10:51:56 Post No. 722291231 [Report] [View this topic]

Alright, hold on.

Let me get this -hehe- let me get this straight.

This fucking website is just some safe haven for a bunch of pedophilic grade-a losers? I mean -hehe- geez guys. At least TRY to hide it.

I mean it really makes me chuckle at how goofy you all are. Posting pictures of cartoon children and shit like that? Get a life -hehe-.

I know you hear that a lot, -hehe- but really, this time you should take my advice.

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Anonymous 2017-02-13 10:52:55 Post No.722291295
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I want to call this out as copypasta but honestly I've never seen this post before. It's too pathetic to believe it's original tho.
You are aware that like half of this board is legitimately retarded, and the other half is either underage or we're just fucking around with the yards to watch them flip shit, right?

> -hehe- shut the fuck up

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>>722291231

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Anonymous 2017-02-13 10:33:27 Post No. 722290230 [Report] [View this topic]

ITT stuff you're ashamed of fapping to

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>>722290271
shopped

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>>722290230
you disgust me

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Anonymous 2017-02-13 10:49:59 Post No. 722291123 [Report] [View this topic]

>walk into bathroom
>see this
>what do?

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>>722291123
her underwear is on, is she sitting on a toilet pissing or shitting herself?

Anonymous 2017-02-13 10:51:25 Post No.722291203
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She's a Jew

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Anonymous 2017-02-13 10:51:37 Post No.722291214 [Report]

ask her why she has panties on

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Anonymous 2017-02-13 10:50:30 Post No. 722291154 [Report] [View this topic]

Why don't you eat more eggs /b?

>Tasty
>Come in own biodegradable packaging
>Naturally occuring (free)
>High in protein
>Yummy yellow carbohydrates
>Makes desserts
>Creates varied meals based on how it's cooked
>Choice of sizes
>stays fresh for weeks

Eggs are the best food. Prove me otherwise you chicken shit bastards

>pic related they're eggs