Rule 34
>>722340339
She always gave me the biggest boner as a kid
/b/ros I need advice.
Gonna give my girlfriend my dick in a box for V day, just wondering if I should do the full suit or just box on belt and nothing else.
Thoughts?
Pros?
Cons?
Suggestions?
>pic related
kek
record it and show results
>>722338892
It doesn't matter she'll be disappointed either way
You should serve it on a bed of shrimp and rice.
Things that a normie would post, took this off of kikebook
You should have left it there, faggot.
>>722342214
/thread
...everyone with blue eyes is also related to the first person to ever have blue eyes
Every person is related to every person.
Literally every living thing on this planet is related. We are all cousins.
rate her
and what will you do to her?
Fake your girl nude nudify-her.com pic related/
She looks like a bitch, I'll give her a 5
School creepshot thread?
>>722340179
Bump!
>>722340844
Bumping the bump
>>722340179
her underwear matches her purse
What's a good prank to play on someone using facebook or messenger? Buddy of mine sent death threats and other messages to my girlfriend claiming to be hacked and that it was someone else doing it. Want to get back at the fucker who isn't technologically inclined at all
Best solution gets $10 on paypal
tell him that you are going to add an extra layer of protection on his facebook to prevent it from getting hacked. Then set his settings to make his posts only to be seen by him. no one will like his posts, he should start to feel quite depressed after awhile if you are luck he might even kill himself
>>722342593
1) He won't give me access, suspecting that I'll try to get revenge
2) He doesn't post on facebook, so this has no effect
>>722342265
has he got a girlfriend?
trips open the box
Rolling for dragon dildo
Rolling for Nigger Slave
>>722341091
Return to sender unopened
rate these girls 1-10, i can provide more pics of any of them if requested
disgusting tattoo degenerates
no more please
>>722340020
whats wrong with tattoos?
>>722339925
9, 7, 6
More is welcome
Drawthread: EHG should draw moar anthro / is for fug edition
Real talk /b/
Am I ugly? Had a few knockbacks recently and its starting to dent my confidence.
you are not horrible
You kinda look like one of those little trolls some people put on their lawn
Also why are your eyes so fucked up were you having a stroke while taking this picture
Nostalgia thread.
Y'all motherfuckers remember Beetleborgs?
sure
big bad beetleborgs
>>722339552
Dinozaurs, Cow & Chicken, Johnny Bravo, CatDog, Ah Real monsters, etc.
Good times.
Though there were a ton of shit shows as well. Looking back, Beetleborgs is one of them but since it's nostalgia it holds a special place in my heart.
Wouldn't mind a reboot though
What's wrong with me?
>be me
>18, above average wealthy family
>never did drugs, disgust alcohol
>lovely trustful gf
>planned out future as computer engineer
>good grades, small circle of friends
>literally no problems in my life besides insignificant stuff that's easy to resolve
>depressed and don't really have much will to live
>frequently have existential crisises that puts me on suicidal thoughts
If I could, I would give my life and its benefits to someone who needs or wants it. Why can't I just accept existing?
>>722340643
Do you feel like you don't deserve it? Or like someone else needs it more than you in this world?
Just see a fucking therapist already, you sound like you have the money for it anyway
>>722340643
Any particular idea that comes to mind when you're depressed?
Based on your last line; do you feel bad that you have it so good while other people aren't as fortunate?
Throwin stones in darkness here.
Asian GF/Wife/Ex Thread Part 3
>>722339856
>>722339887
>>722339946
I'm pondering the idea to sell my sperm.
Does anyone have any experience about donating sperm?
Why did you do it?
>>722341541
I'd rather you not procreate, you filthy faggot
>>722341541
> thinking anyone is willing to pay for your substandard seed
You better be over 6 ft tall and in an ivy league school or you won't make shit.
Can I get a sauce??
Wow. That was terrible. Like, hilariously terrible