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When you play league of legends and come into team making, it is not about making a team to play well - it is about who wrote first, or who paste first...

I had to learn that the hard way, but gladly i don't play anymore

The second law of thermodynamics tells us that after trillions and trillions of years, the universe will be at full entropy. Nothing you do, nothing you've ever done and nothing you will ever do will matter. Everything will be wiped out and everything in the universe will die. Energy will be fully distributed equally everywhere. There is nothing we can ever do to stop this, thus doing anything, getting famous, achievements or any profound advances you make for yourself or humanity as a whole will mean absolutely nothing. It will be wiped on the universe's metaphorical couch like a crusty, annoying booger and disintegrate to nothing.

A leaked Katy Perry nude

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>>722348279
cg on this

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>>722348647
kek

>>722350149
MODS!!!

Nope I'm black and white yellow brown purple are all perfectly fine with me I wish the racist would just let other people live happily together and they can go be racist on some island or something

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Reporting in.

I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

bread

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>>722348544
Dumping the rest of what I have

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>>722348544
And ooo I got dubs

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ok

bamp

no lol

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>>722343802

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oc

>>722346159

Thanks op, you're actually quite kind today!

Kindness on 4chan?

The end times are here brothers.

>>722346966
>>722346832
>>722346159
Gay

>>722345615
Do I get sued for child support later?

>>722345615
Duh. Also had the snip so no children. Balls deep all day

>>722345615
20k to nut in someone elses wife? I'm assuming no permanent STDs? I'm fine getting the clap or other such diseases that a large dose of anti-biotics will take care of

>>722342954
pics or gtfo

How do I say, "Mummy, please blow my lollipop one more time!" in German?

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>>722343074
sorry, my man. Will not post pictures of my dead mother on /b

Think of fetlife like fetish Facebook.

It's mostly for couples, and women to post statuses about who they're fucking and how they're doing it. Almost nobody is actually looking to hook up, besides guys.

So if you're a faggot, it might work out for you. Otherwise, it's basically social networking for people into bondage.

>>722345798
This, also whales everywhere

>>722345798
damn. unfortunately im not a faggot so. i guess im out of luck

Jesus is a cunt.

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>>722345483

Hitler and Islam provide solutions for gays, jews, feminism and europe

Jesus offers buttsex

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idk man

>>722345022
>Be me, at home, trolling on PC.
>11 year old son steps into the room, I close 9 tabs. He asks; “Can we talk?”
>“Sure buddy, what do you need?” I waited for him to replay, but he didn’t answer.
>I encourage him to speak or stop wasting my time.
>He speaks directly “I’ve been learning about sex stuff in school.”
>He continues, “We are learning about masturbation.”
>Still uninterested I reply, “Point being?” (I’m a jerk, I know).
>He frowns; “Well I’ve been masturbating every day for a weak and nothing happens.”
>I shake my head uncomfortably; “What do you mean?”
>“Every time I try to climax, all that happens is my penis throbs and nothing happens. It feels good, but I don’t understand why I don’t work.”
> I start with the basic, “Well you know every boy and girl develop differently.”
>He cuts me off, “I know all that, the school taught me about how girls develop first and stuff.”
>Confused again I ask the most obvious question; “Then what’s the issue here?”
>He answers “Most of the other boys say they can ejaculate, but I haven’t yet.”
>From here I tell him that he’s holding himself to an immeasurable goal, everyone is different, and many of those boys could be lying to sound cool.
>Situation resolved another win for me…

>>722345156
>Part 2:
>About a week and a half later.
>I’m in kitchen making dinner with the wife.
>Hear son calling for me from bedroom, this is not uncommon.
>Walk to door, lightly knock, and walk in, done this 1,000 or more times.
>He is sitting in gamming chair with shorts and boxers around his ankles and his left hand furiously working.
>He makes odd eye contact and says; “It’s going to happen this time!”
>Before I can respond, leave, or looks away, an impressively large amount shoots out and up. Some lands on his balls, some lands in his wisp of dirty blond hair, but most lands on his shorts.
>Mortified, without a word, I back out of the room totally caught off guard, and close his door.
>My wife joins me in the hallway. She looks to me; “What’s going on, you look like you’ve seen a ghost?”
>I softly answer; “I just walked in on our son, you know, jerking it.”
>Without missing a beat or changing mood or expression my wife coldly says; “Did he do it this time? Did he ejaculate?”
>WTF???
>Speaking clinically my wife (who is a nurse) says; “He talks to me, idiot… He just wants to be normal. He wants you to be proud of him. Go tell him that you are proud. He needs to hear it from his father.”
>Knock on door and wait several moments before entering.
>Sure as shit he’s at it again! I close the door and walk away.
>As far as I’m concerned I have no reason to be involved in this matter!

>>722345022
Well that didn't last long.