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It's that time /b/.

>tfw still (feel like a) worthless loser

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What if there was civilisations just as advance, nearly as advanced or more advanced than we are hundreds of thousands of years ago, but them and all traces of them were wiped out by some catastrophic event, and years later the race was restarted? What if this happened multiple times and is bound to happen again? What if when civilisation gets to a certain level of technology and progress a self destructive event is bound to happen? For example nuclear war or nano technology or Rampant AI?

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Who dis

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Choose Your Porn Waifu

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Going to make a cum tribute for one of you anons. It's going to be messy!
Post your OC shit here. No fucking celebs.
Hottest pic gets a big load.

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ATTENTION NEETS: THIS IS THE GAME FOR YOU

If you're a) bored, b) won't have anything to do for the next few months and c) like playing browser games with autists from a Manchurian ventriloquist puppet forum, then we've got the perfect thing for you!

Tribal Wars 2 is the place to be - it's a game that the boards have been playing for years and we're open for recruitment.

What you can expect consists of lots of enemy butthurt, plenty of shitposting and banter with the normie players, general autism and ruining the game for all the people that invest way too much money only to lose to a tribe of spergs.

TL;DR Join us for long-term lulz, murdering normie scum, and to waste all that time you've got lying around

How to sign up:
1) Go to en.tribalwars2.com (make sure you've got the en. If it's us you'll have to start on the wrong server)

2) Make your account. Use a throwaway email as it doesn't require confirmation. (ONLY DO THIS ON DESKTOP. MOBILE VERSION WILL PREVENT YOU STARTING THE GAME PROPERLY)

3) Don't pick any names that will get you banned (nigger, penis, etc. Switching letters around won't work either). This is important as butthurt enemies will report as soon as they start losing
4) Make sure to pick the realm Yburg (very important, don't end up on the wrong world as you won't be playing with us)

5) Select South-East when given the option

6) Post username in this thread. You'll get told to remake your account if you picked a bannable name.

7) Start by doing the tutorial and the quests. You'll learn as you go and you can always asked questions on our Discord

8) Once you're in game you should receive an invite to the tribe and our discord server in a somewhat timely fashion.

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84 last digits rename this shit

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Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:>>722753593

The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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Picture below you is your new steam avatar

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JOIN TS AND FUCK IT UP PLEBS
ts.kenzum.dk
ts.kenzum.dk
ts.kenzum.dk

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Just made this and thought this is the best place to post it. What do you guys think?

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<How do I greentext
<I try
<not green
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/b/ i'm in a bit of a situation and could use your expert advice.
I am a fag. A gay fag.
I'm trying to have a prostate orgasm, but I can't seem to do it.

Dildos don't work very well (i have a few, and they don't work)
Fingers won't reach in far enough to do it by hand
Aneros aint doin shit for me
I bought a sex machine from amazon, but it's motor is so weak that the slightest resistance (like being in my ass) causes it to stop
And due to my current situation I cannot go out and find a boyfriend
(Live with an unstable, violent Idiot brother that hates gays, and an 88 year old christian woman that can't keep her mouth shut [if she finds out that i'm gay, Everyone finds out that i'm gay, including the unstable moron])

I need a way of achieving the prostate orgasm that won't cost me thousands of dollars or involve going to a male prostitute.

Any ideas?

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So I just caught my 12 year old little brother browsing the deep web, tell me how I should feel about this?

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Guys my gf works at a pharmacy and snatchrd me some viagra, i took one, and then an other an other one. We had sex, she fell asleep, i could not sleep got out of bed, my eye sight is blurry, i can't breathe trough my nose, my eyes are red, sounds are really harsh my muscles are shaky i have a headache and my chest hurts.. am i going to die?