Trips for her nudes.
Rollo
rolll
Get me laid /b/
>>722777770
I got you, first of all shit start, but she replied so you're pretty much there. Open with something now, an easy one, did you know cuddling has the same neurological effect as painkillers. It's not over bearing but pushes the conversation the right way.
you seem like a nice person, When can we hang out?
Its that simple OP
>>722777770
"Ive never been in India, will you take me?"
sloots of IL
>>722779559
>>722779707
Why is this meme dead ? Deus vult thread
imma start an hg thread soon.
gather up all your deus vults and ill post link when im ready.
-spanks
Waiters dont ask what will you take, stupid meme
lets get a farside thread going
k
good idea for a thread OP. Sadly I don't have any far sides to contribute
>>722779965
Wow, I didn't know Larson was such a bigot.
ITT: Cock and Cum Tributes You've Done or Saved
>>722779216
69 chooses my new facebook profile. :'P
>>722776151
>>722777322
The tea tho? Why?
>>722777687
Are you fucking retarded
420 thread
How many grams of weed does $10 get you where you live?
http://www.strawpoll.me/12361309
>>722776278
1 gram fam.
0
$350 / oz
>>722776278
I pay $10+tx here for 1g
please help me because i'm not sure who else i can talk to about this.
i've been having sex with this girl for like a year, and she's been cheating on her boyfriend for the whole time.
the BF and her have a LDR, so they'd only meet up like once every month or so.
things started to get more serious between them, and i started feeling like a cunt for being involved in the situation, so last month we decided to just stop talking to each other.
just the other day, we meet up just by chance, and we talk for like an hour to catch up.
she tells me her boyfriend proposed to her, but he's still going to live like a state away, and they won't get married for like two years.
i'm wondering if i should just ignore this and cut her loose, or if i should try to start fucking her again because i'm a sperg and the sex is easy.
why would she tell me that she was getting engaged but her BF would still be away? surely she could have just not mentioned it. it seems like an excuse to re-engage our relationship.
should i tell the guy? i would want to know that my GF was a slut before i was married to her. i would hate to be in his position. then again, its not my job to play white knight, and i don't owe this guy anything.
please help me. i can't talk to any of my friends about this.
pic related: the girl
>>722774312
whats her name op
Be selfish
>>722774312
Wtf that's my girlfriend!!!
Post a girl and others guess how many dicks she's had
Guess correctly I'll post a nude!
got bored of trapping on Omegle, AMA
are you going to show your feminine penis?
>>722776792
This
>>722776624
Kik?
Broke up with girlfriend of 2.5 years, what do I do now?
Also, communism thread
The struggles of the proletariat will be vindicated in the 21st century
I'm also willing to defend communism, Soviet Union if anyways want to have discussion
>>722775984
Dude are you me?
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>>722775792
roll
>2016
>Trump has just been elected
>About to say his first words
>He adjusts his tie and looks straight into the audience
>"Obama, you're fired"
>Shortly after Trump reveals his immortality and burns the constitution
>Trump is deemed emperor
>AllHailTrump.jpg
>2025
>Emperor Trump has solved all of the US' problems
>Illegals are stuck behind the Great Trump Wall
>The Trumpen-SS keeps degenrates off the streets
>Nogs are enslaved again
>Trumpstapo sends all illegals that try to get past to Trumpentration Camps
cont?
>>722776007
Please continue
>>722776007
no.
Part 2:
>The year is 2048
>Trump's Empire has taken Europe and is now invading North Korea
>Trump the Ever-Living is working on plans for his Mars base
>One of Trump's advisers enter into the room
>"My Lord, we just received news that your strike team has failed. Kim Jong Un is still alive."
>Trump stands up from his solid gold throne
>"Looks like I have to do this myself."
>"Sir?"
>The Trumptator adjusted his tie
>"I need a weapon."
>Trump's holocopter (helicopter with a cloaking device) positions itself above Kim Jong Un's palace
>"This shouldn't be long."
>He jumps without a parachute
>Trump lands standing up, his solid gold armor preventing any bodily harm
>Palace doors open on their own upon Trump's arrival
>Lord Trump moves quickly through the palace
>The guards put up little resistance, the Trumptator taking them out with headshots
>Trump the Immortal enters the throne room and is quickly surrounded by palace guards.
>They encircle him and take his gold plated assault rifle
>"Rooks rike you're stumped!" said the Korean Dictator with a smile
>Trump smirks, "I don't think so."
>Our lord unleashes his dual omni blades and cuts down the guards in a matter of seconds
>Kim Jong Un takes out a handgun from the inside of his jacket
>"FRUK YOU!" he screams as he empties the magazine
>Trump raises his hand and stops all of the bullets Darth Vader style
>Trump aims his trademark gold plated revolver at the Korean dictator
>"Kim..."
>A bead of sweat runs down Kim Jong Un's face
>He pulls back the hammer and utters one simple phrase
>"You're Fired."