It's that time /b/. >tfw still (feel like a) worthless loser

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Also forgot to mention
>still no bingo

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Oh fuck...

>>722766331
Why would you lie on a Kamchatkan rock collecting forum?

>>722766645
I dont even feel like a winner

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i'm not very normal
>26 years old guy

>>722766645
>Kamchatkan rock collecting forum

kek

>>722767065
>>722767457
>doesn't use social networking sites

So you don't have Twitter, Facebook, YikYak,Tinder, YouTube..?

>>722767587
i have a facebook account, but i dont use it
youtube is not a social network

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>>722767845

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I guess my life is pretty shitty right now

>>722766982
NEET virgin detected

>>722767964
You don't know my age bro.

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>19 and alone

>>722768288
Well, at least you're not fat.

>>722768288
This is the saddest one I've seen yet.

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ok

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>>722766068
What do I win?

>>722766068
I feel okay with this.

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Eh, could be better, could be worse.

>>722769123
>>722769038
>>722768697
>>722767457
>>722767065
>>722766409
>>722766068

Lose weight.

>>722769123
>Eh
Canadian detected

>>722768806
If u want we can meet up and I can reeee just for you bby ;*

>>722769313
breathe

>>722769505
Ok...

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>>722769463
p-please senpai

>>722769313
I have been losing weight, currently in the process of losing some more.

>>722769361
Autist detected

>>722769649
shut up faggot

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>>722769828
>Autism intensifies

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>>722766982
>says gril loves him
>still virgin
>meant his mom

Pic related, the girl who told him she loves him

>>722770025
Still don't know my age...

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>most of these happened when I was in high school

>>722770025
When did you lose your virginity?

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>>722769969

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>>722771325
>pink

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>>722766068
God damn, these feels I am having.

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>>722770271
underage /b&

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so close...

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>>722766068
I feel like im turning into Bill Dauterive after girlfriend broke up with me before our one year anniversary.

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I'm disgustingly normal

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>>722766068
would be a lot worse off if I didn't have a gf (almost 1 year)
also, I'm not fat but not in good shape

>>722768806
>>722768806
You win your life.

>>722772249
The amount I drink says this is false.

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>>722766068

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How can you not fill 75% of the chart?!

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>>722766068
Bam.

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yee

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>>722766068
oh boy

>>722772476
You've never even smoked a spliff?

How much of a fucking square are you?

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>>722766068
>tfw your only achievment is to get wasted with fellow channers on week end
wew

>>722772481
You didn't cross off literally the easiest ones. You've held parties, done drugs and slept around. But you couldn't get 10 fucking friends?

this thread is a prime example why 4chan is so bad

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adding from op since we've done the same things

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>>722766068
k here I go

>>722773144
Because I'm an opinionated asshole that doesn't tolerate idiots.

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I'm more of a friends with benefits type guy

What keeps you going, Anon? Tell me your secret so I might learn.

I've got 2 degrees and a PhD from an Ivy League school.
I'm working my dream job.
I'm not a billionaire but I wouldn't have financial problems for the rest of my life if I got fired tomorrow.
I'm not /fit/ but I'm not a fat neckbeard either.
I'm not in debt.
I have a small circle of close friends.

All I'm missing is a girl - a lover, a friend, a homemaker, a mother to bear my children, a foundation I can build upon, a muse who inspires me and gives me purpose.
Not even gold diggers are interested in me.

I have everything yet nothing.
I contemplate suicide on a daily basis.
I'm sitting all alone on a Friday night in a house I bought to start a family in. Pathetic I know.

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I'm 31 and live with my mother. I held the birthday party when I was 13, and had a job in highschool for 6 months.

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>feelsbadman.gif

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23 year old homo britbong living on my own.

>>722773431
Me too, but still... Didn't go to uni or what? Because if you got through uni without finding 10 people who agree with you, you are a miracle of nature.

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im not fat but not really skinny

>>722773776
/fit/ in one picture

>>722766068
I haven't done any of that.
It feels fucking sad.
I hate being that one friend that everyone calls last.

>>722773328
>5 sexual encounters
>hasn't lost virginity

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faggots get off my board

>>722773860
Went to Uni, have a job, go to bars, socialise. I just cull people if I feel they're full of shit, family included. And I feel all the better for it.

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In my defense re: prom, I was homeschooled. That said, I probably still wouldn't have.

>>722767943
>>722768806
>>722772102
>>722772476
>>722772438
>>722773666
>>722766331
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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I'm pretty sure my parents are proud of me, at least. And to get the rest I have to get divorced (Or be really sneaky)

>>722774012
It's not hard mate. Get a paying job in labour or transport or retail or whatever. Once you've got money you can go get fit, go clubbing, learn some social skills, if you don't have friends already. Get to know some people to hang out with in a social circle, eventually you'll have enough confidence to date online. That's the social side, at least. Get out there and fucking do it anon.

>>722774124
thats not what I posted.... god dammit 4chins

>>722774069
Fair enough. Might have to give it a whirl myself, though i doubt I'd be left with 10-.

>>722774363
Go to the gym, then the side pieces start appearing.

>>722773048
>tfw you think your parents are proud of you but you haven't moved out of their fucking basement.

>>722774477
To be honest, I think more than 10 peeps would rock up to my funeral, but I wouldn't consider 10+ to be my friends. It would be mostly just people rocking up to feel better about themselves. Fuck those people.