thread incoming
I liked how yesterdays thread about the blue and red tribe fighting went, so I decided we needed another one in similar fashion.
Since some people were mentioning D&D I thought why not make a more personalized thread, I'm sure nothing'll go wrong, right?
The usual rules, dubs choose what to do next or sometimes even what happens next, no instant wins or deaths, trips choose heavier events some things need skill checks where I'll roll a D20 + the most fitting base skill + possible specialization against either 10 or 15, depending on how hard the task is. If trips always critical success.
Skill increases or specialization adds are possible.
>Go
You have been at a bar for the past few hours, drunk as you are you stumble towards the barkeep, only to catch some gnomes to the right of you gossiping about your walking.
>>723664274
* gets that I don't include in an update are either explained or will be included in the next update if possible, if I miss anything just tell me
Porn is stupid
>>723664282
it is
but it's also great to have some sexual experience without needing to socialize first
>>723664282
Normally you follow a statement like this with an argument.
>>723665161
That's exactly what a racist misogynist would say
I am the second incarnation of christ. I have returned as I said I would. AMA
Why in the actual fuck would the real Jesus Christ want to do an AMA on 4Chan? Wouldn't he have more important things to do?
>>723662750
This is a very important medium through which to communicate to the younger generations
>>723662859
Well, good luck with that, but since there are only Jews and sand people on here, you won't get anywhere.
Sup b!
I haven't been around in, like, years, but I've had a few drinks and want your opinion on something.
Tonight while drinking, I told my boyfriend that I write erotic fiction from time to time. He super didn't like it. So like... wtf? Am I cheating on him with imaginary people or is he a controlling ass?
Ps: he thinks I don't put out enough.
Definitely a controlling ass. What is jealous of? You getting off to words? Maybe if he wasn't such a delta male he'd be the one you'd be getting off too. Fag.
>>723664345
I guess you have the right to masturbate the way you like. Maybe you should just tell him that you dont write it anymore, but continue writing and hiding it?
>>723665185
Lol okay. That seems like a good enough plan, ill go with that. Thanks.
>>723665057
He gets me off, im easy. But i can write too, right?
tfw the only females on /b/ are traps
>traps
>women
still got a dick fam
>>723664767
>traps
>trap
not a guy until pants come off
>>723664379
fuck off kayla
Heres some pictures of a trap I met from /soc/ a little while back.
Enjoy!
>>723662789
>>723662831
>>723662854
Cuck thread.
Guys post your girls.
Bulls say what they'd do to them.
Reply for reply, don't be a faggot.
>>723663303
i want to slap her face with my hard cock
>>723663596
Please do! She needs it!
if you could make any rule for cute girls at school in order to satisfy your fetish, what would it be, and what's the punishment for not following it?
bonus points for having different punishments for 1st, 2nd, and 3rd offenses
>>723664192
nice nipple scars from the implants.
Grind on my boner through clothes.
1 offense: If it doesn't get hard, you get forced to make teddy bears a warehouse for the rest of your life.
2nd offense: You will be dropped into a volcano, into the lava.
3rd offense: You must roller skate around the world until your hips are completely destroyed, bone on bone contact.
Must wear well-pressed shirts and ties with no bra, knee-length skirts. If anyone is seen to look upset, or if they ask for it, they must give sexual favours. Penalty for failure is anyone can bend them over and fuck them anywhere.
Girls you know who you've found on /b/
>>723664497
>>723664713
Danielle
I know this girl and she's been in fb threads, but no nudes sadly
sup /b/ros, can we get an oldfag thread?
>mfw how do I noko
The Britbong Paedo is actually an oldfag himself. He was there hacking PayPal with the best of them in the early days.
i wanna see some old shit tier memes my guys
forced my sister to fuck me:
http://link.virtualrick.com/wincest
pic related
>>723665112
My hands on my dick now begging to be rubbed
>>723665112
I dont like when a girl is super hairy but for some reason I find it hot when they have a happy trail... MOAR
>>723665112
cousin Tammy is gonna get the shit fucked out of her later by me
Miss Arcana nudes? Also General foot thread
>>723662678
I used to play a SNES game called arcana. Never saw her in the game though. Or her filthy socks.
If time stopped for everyone but you for what would otherwise be two days, what would you do?
Spend first day stealing all the money I could.
Second day spent raping.
>>723664525
>Second day spent raping.
I don't know why I expected anything else form here.
>>723664453
Find Jennifer Lawerence and take a pic of her pussay. Superimpose a cat and release to /b/
will I fuck MD tomorrow?
>>723663729
Should i kill myself tonight?
Shitload of Money for me some day?
Who would you fuck and WWYD?
>>723664581
girl second from the left, i would fuck her from behind till i filled every inch of her pussy with my cum
>>723664581
Second from right; I'd like to get her legs over my shoulders and piledrive her pussy until I blow my load inside her.
>>723665113
Third from the left. Throw her onto the bed, quickly pull or tear off anything in the way, then take her roughly from behind in doggy position.
>>723665113
2nd from left