I am the second incarnation of christ. I have returned as

Why in the actual fuck would the real Jesus Christ want to do an AMA on 4Chan? Wouldn't he have more important things to do?

>>723662750
This is a very important medium through which to communicate to the younger generations

>>723662859
Well, good luck with that, but since there are only Jews and sand people on here, you won't get anywhere.

>>723663023
While the jews have strayed from the path (as most have) they are still my people.

Christfag logic:

2017: "I am the real Jesus, second coming"........yeah right, fuck off retard.

0: "I am the real Jesus, the first coming".........ooohh fuck he's the real deal!

>>723664265
It's a different era, he is not to blame. Thanks for the bump.

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>>723662465
Bump 4 Christ yo

>>723665589
You are doing gods work anon. Thank you.

>>723662465
Bump whats my name?

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>>723665589

What did you say you would do?

>>723666522
I am human just as you are. I am incapable of magic. That is the devils art.

>>723666650
I said I would be back, to guide my people to the kingdom of heaven.

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>>723662465
can i see your nipples?