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>>724161103
er, no.

>>724161103
Not ever, for any amount of money or anything in the whole fucking world. Never would I fucking ever put my dick in a corpse.

>>724161103
Only an intact little girl's corpse. Would take dat sweet virginity.

http://5p6s4vkwdapnsiaw.onion/

>linking to cp

what they are doing is so wrong

"The author (conlinie?) change author or article title for "Gale"
It means, don't use "Gale" there, write something else

>>724163945
Papa bless you, may your life be filled with happiness and pussy (or dick)

change author or article title for "Gale" it looks.

other shit at bottom looks like "conclusions sentence."

yeah study the material online for free
if you have an IQ of around 110 and dedicate yourself you'll pass

i know someone who got both certs, got like 1 or 2 questions wrong on the tests, apparently it's not hard because he's not particularly smart

really from what i have heard from alot of people it tends to have alot of useless information just to fuck you up

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In a board shitpacked with trap threads that's a bold move anon

Also I apologize for the photo, I didn't know it would flip.

Is by any chance your father an ex convict ?

>>724161700
I don't recall him ever mentioning.

>>724161696
Because it's a defect in humans. And defects will always stand out.

>>724161696
because downys are defective potatoes that leech off society and welfare when they should have been aborted

>>724161696
Because this is 4chan, where people jump with both feet on anything that looks vulnerable to criticism, temporarily making the angst of the human condition someone else's problem

Iemand de foto's uit Goes

Tieners aangehouden voor verspreiding naaktfoto's scholieren
http://nu.nl/binnenland/4510128/tieners-aangehouden-verspreiding-naaktfotos-scholieren.html

>>724162533
Zo weinig sletten met naam

>>724162731
Groot voorstander van deze verspreiding

>>724161015
What precisely the fuck

>>724161015
Old guy was going through the DT's. Alcohol withdrawal. I've been there, and no matter how bad I feel I will always try to be silently polite. Then sometimes I faint and shit myself while puking bile and blood (might have an ulcer too, never been to a doc about this). Last week was the 4th time I been through the DTs this year. I dont think my body can take much more. But old dude was fucking sick and so out of it he was trying to be polite even though he probably felt like he had to faint an hour before that happened. I've had the full blown spasms, auditory and visual hallucinations, paranoia, dread, shitting myself and puking, mini seizures... Close calls all of them. But the hospital scares me even more.

>>724161973
Goddamn dude. Hope you're doing alright. I thought the man just ate some bad shrimps or something.

>>724163599
jokes on you, I don't have feelings.

>>724163599
My relationship with /b/

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>>724163599
I've never been in a relationship. I'm 19, which is kinda sad, I guess...

>>724162410
You could try that crazy idea of not smoking until you have the job.

>>724162410
>but I'm trying to smoke

Maybe try not too?

>>724163509
>>724163602
I haven't smoked since last week, but if they don't test then there's no point in staying clean amirite?

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>>724162442

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>>724162472

stop being a fat tard and learn how to talk to girls.Maybe you'll get lucky and ur 4 incher won't matter, I've seen that pic before and if ur the same guy that's gonna rip ur dick

I could try giving some tips but I have a big(ish) dick and I'm not fat. So I don't know if my advice would be relevant.

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>>724160696
Heres the best advice youll be given

>Lose weight, try and lose stomach fat, it can make more of your dick come out.
>If you are a fat fuck you might have some dick hiding under fuckwad fat
>Shave pubes. Makes the animal come out of the bush.
> Length doesnt matter, girth does.
>4 inches is fine, hits G spot if you want. It's all about the girth though.
>Find girth
>If its 5.5 or above you can still have an above average girth.
>Just work out in general. Keep a schedule
>Learn to talk to girls.
>Girls are human you retard, there is no "how to talk to girls"
>Literally just ask "How to talk to guys" and then do it with girls but dont bring up anything gross.
>Also smell good
>Dress well
>Do hair well
>These three things can make up for being fat as tits if you really want it to.

Godspeed anon.

Shes underage bro

>>724161803
>greentext fit
Britfag detected

Bro she's like 13. I know she looks older but nah.

ehh no thanks

Would fuck, then would cut her fucking head off and hide her head inside of her vaginal cavity. Too much?

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>>724162925
>pig of slam