Archived threads in /b/ - Random - 5167. page

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3 years ago I decided to run an experiment on myself, the idea was to see if I could turn myself gay.

I looked up gay porn for the first time ever and was disgusted by what I saw, I couldn't even look cuz it made me wanna throw up.

So I started by fapping to trannies that looked exactly like girls except dicks
And I basically let myself fall down the rabbit hole, soon I was fapping to femboys then twinks then muscular men.

This was a long process and somewhere I started to convince myself that this is how I was born or it's natural and shit but I didn't actually believe this and started hating myself, few days ago, due to a chain of events I remembered the exact moment when I decided to do this expriment.

Now that I have confirmed to myself that people can be turned gay, what now

How do I fix this shit, I remember wanting to work on my body and be a better man and follow my dreams and shit, now I'm just sad all the time and wanting to be held by a guy, i look like a faggot femboy and often take pictures in "cute" clothes, what do I do to fix myself before I degenerate any lower.

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How in the world can white women compete against this?

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What keeps an atheist from murdering and stealing all they want? The fear of reprisal? Is the fear of prison the only thing preventing an utter breakdown of society by those with no moral compass?

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Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:>>724146198

The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>3DPD
>dogs are not waifus
>remember to take naps
>most important: Get comfy and have fun!

Claiming best girl

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ITT: /b/ makes edm.
odds pick.

once i get a few samples and patterns loaded i'll live stream on youtube.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kNPzACNh9s

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Let's play a game bros.

We'll begin once at least 5 Houses are claimed.

MUPDATE: Turn 0
Open Houses: Arryn, Baratheon, Braavos, Greyjoy, Lannister, Lys, Nightrunners, Martell, Myr, Stark, Targaryen, Thenn, Tully, Tyrell and Tyrosh

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Be not afraid, Glory is eternal, testicular pain is temporary.

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Who else is excited for the new season of GAME OF THRONES

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DRAWTHREAD: Luck of the Irish Edition!

>I ain't no artist!

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hot babe. tell me what /b will do to her.......

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Have you ever snuck into a girls room or stolen some article of her clothes and masturbated into it?

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Post your reaction times

http://getyourwebsitehere.com/jswb/rttest01.html

0.00 to 0.05 impossible
0.05 to 0.10 Godlike
0.10 to 0.15 Excellent
0.15 to 0.2 Normal
0.20 to 0.25 Below average
0.25 to 0.3 Shit tier
0.3 to 0.35 Are you fucking blind?
0.4 + Just…. kill yourself

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How is Yolandi so sexy when she is such a freak?

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Can someone please translate this? I think it's in Chinese, it's probably nothing interesting but I'm curious.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s03Uq7RnDowX

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Need some advice from you guys tonight.

I'm miserable and finally at my breaking point over not being able to get a Switch.

Nintendo has fucked me over every time they release a console. I still remember my parents buying a stolen N64 from a guy who robbed a game store as the only means to get me and my brother a console for Christmas.

I'm past my breaking point now. I'm fucking done. All I want now is to hurt somebody. I want someone else to feel as miserable as I do about this shit so I'm going to lay out three options and I want some help deciding which to go for.


1. Midnight Rundown -> There's a store in kind of a low pop area doing a midnight release. The way the store is situated there is a one lane road between the parking lot and the store itself. My idea is to wait in my car for the midnight release, and as soon as the first person comes out of the store heading to their car I just run them down. Pedal down and just splatter them across my windshield.

2. The Mallman Prophecies -> The second idea doesn't end nearly as well for me but it lets me get nice and close with some cunt who gets to hurt for a little while. There's a game store in a mall opening early for the Switch release. In this one I'd use a knife (I don't want to use a gun because I don't want a chance to hurt innocent people, ie those not involved in getting a Switch) and just stab somebody in the store. Ideally someone who has just paid for a Switch. Just stab and run.

3. Personal Touch - My favorite plan because this one actually ends with a chance that I'm happy at the end of it. In this one, I'll head to that same low pop area for the midnight release but instead of running someone down I'll scope out an easy target. Likely a solo individual making the purchase. I'd then simply tail this person until they're either home or going someone deserted / slow for a while. This one would be a very basic armed robbery but it also is has the best chance of me getting away scott free.