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Sex stuff you regret

>i told my underage girlfriend to totally shave her pussy and explained how it helped me get off

She was really cool with it at the time but later when i met her in her 20s she acted disgusted by me and didnt want to hang out

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Hunger Games Thread (Peaceful Edition)

First 24 Tributes with a Name and Picture are in to kill each other. Or shoot each other. Hint on the code right there.

Speaking of Codes: zYZHwCg5 (Code I'm using this Game.)

>Red

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let's make a new meme, /b/

something... next level... ideas?

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Resume.

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Kik Sl000tS? Kik Smuts. Post Kiks of girls you want wins of, black Asian desi Hispanic white it don't matter! I'll start. Bkbecky

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Hey /b/.
So an update on my message from last week.

> Got this message from an old student late at night.
> She was my student my first year of teaching (4th grade) she is 18 now.
> Asked /b/ for advice
> Consensus was she wanted money or sex
> Decided to meet up with her

So her and I met up today at Taco Bell (nice public place). She kept calling me, "Mr. Jones" which was kinda weird. I won't be posting any pictures, but she is a cute blonde with a good face and a nice body. Basically the typical country high school cheerleader type, but I don't believe she is one. I am in decent shape. Basically /fit/, but not muscular. More swimmer type.

Anyway, after some pleasantries and small talk we got into why she wanted to meet.
Also, warning it doesn't end with, "And then she took my massive 15" cock and started sucking it like a good little girl."
It's mostly awkward conversations and a cliffhanger.

> Me: "So what made you decide to reach out to me, you're the first one of my students to even find me online."
> Her: "Well honestly my boyfriend and I broke up and I was looking through some old year books and I saw you in there. You probably didn't know this but I used to have a huge crush on you back then. You were my first crush."
> Me: "Oh, well I... can't say the same."
*Facepalm*
>It was cool though. She laughed it off. But then there was weird silence.
> Me: "So why did you and your boyfriend break up?"
> Her: "He wasn't mature enough for me. He spent his time playing video games and drinking and hanging out with his friends. It's like all the boys around here are still acting like kids."
> Me: "They'll grow out of it. I mean you wouldn't recognize me today from the kind of person I was back then."
> Her: "I just wish I could meet a nice guy, you know. I don't like being single."
> Me: "You could always do the online dating thing and meet lots of overweight guys."
> Her: "Only losers are online dating."
> Me: "Awkward. I do the online dating thing."

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Ask a terminal cancer case person anything.

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Anybody have this set. I only have 4 pictures

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It's 3 AM.

I'm bored.

AMA

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I just found 3 newborn mice, what should I do with them? Will a humane society or similar organization take them? Pic related, 3 of these.

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Illinois girls

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forced my sister to fuck me:
http://hellsgam.in/wincest

pic related

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pics you shouldn't share pt 2

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if you could make any rule for cute girls at school in order to satisfy your fetish, what would it be, and what's the punishment for not following it?

bonus points for having different punishments for 1st, 2nd, and 3rd offenses

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Fuck marry kill thread