Sex stuff you regret >i told my underage girlfriend to totally

once gave my female cousin a massage that turned a little too intense and ended with me eating her ass

>>728752808
You didn't fuck her?!

>>728752665
Is she an sjw now or something?

>>728752665
it's not the shaving pussy, it's because she realised a 15 year old dating a 28 year old was weird

>>728752913
Yeah she hates males now

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>still had v-card
>was at house party at 9 years older woman
>party ended, she told me i could sleep there (i lived pretty far and no public transport during the night)
>she ended up on top of me
>back out cause i valued here more as a friend (or at least that's what i've told myself)
>this had happened 3 more times when drunk
>friendship was ruined anyways

Now that i'm not a virgin i have a hard time with coping how much of an autistic faggot i used to be.
This is only one of the cases. I've turned down 10 girls total, 3 of them i've slept in one bed with.

Just point and laugh, anons, i deserve all of it.

>>728752665
https://discord.gg/cMD2Vch

>>728754296
God you suck

>>728752665
gonna go with it being that you were a grown man living in the adult world who exploited a highschool girl for some quick thrills.

>>728754296
>back out cause i valued here more as a friend
bruh
>this had happened 3 more times when drunk
bruh srsl wtf

>>728754688
ah fuck off already, your spam is getting old.

>>728754296
fuckit man, stop beating yourself up. you weren't ready and easy women, especially ones that target younger men, can be straight up psychopaths.

i think you just know not to stick your dick in crazy.

I got my ex to fuck a dog. Regret it because we didn't do it more.

>>728755376
>I got my ex to fuck a dog
yeah right

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>>728755224
Funny cause when the time came, i sticked it in the craziest of them all.

>>728755224
had a friend who hooked up with a 35 year old woman right out of highschool and he disappeared for the next 10 years. nobody saw him, nobody knew where he went.

showed up in town suddenely, still with the same handbag of a woman. they both look and smell fuck-awful. shes behaving like a meth-head, he's just a human shaped void. try to make small pleasentries, they say theyve moved back to town and i should hangout soon.

few days later he's found dead in their trailer, shes nowhere to be seen.

still think of how much potential he had at graduation. he smart as fuck. i try not to think of what could have been. i just have to miss him. moral of story like my other post: never stick your dick in crazy.

>>728755778
if youre still alive and shes out of your life, then no you haven't.

ugly girl

>>728752665
5kb.....neat

>>728752665
I licked a guinea pig dick

once asked a girl out.
beach concert.
was seriously considering fucking her after concert.
she came to my place.
we made out.
she hinted heavily she wanted to go to bedroom.
i said, "lets go to concert first"
we went.
she was sad.
didnt fuck afterwards, she went right home after concert.

lesson learned.
fuck them all at the first hint.

>>728755922
right, still, i ended up jaded as fuck.
Basically back to what i used to be, except different reasons.

Impregnated my psycho ex

>>728752665
>Now that i'm not a virgin

Kek

When my ex and I were in high school, we got into some kinky shit. Looking back, since she was slightly younger than me (2 years) I do feel somewhat bad about it. I can't help but remember how much fun it was though. I basically introduced her to the idea of BDSM and she loved it. We got risky, doing it in parking lots, parks, parties, everywhere. I would sometimes just spank her and she would love it. While it was a good time then, I do feel like it will make things awkward when I see her again on the street someday.

>>728756133
hey atleast you got dubs

I used to fuck this milf in high school. She was like 40+. I saw her the other day. Shes almost 70 now. I would still fuck her.

>>728752665

>Fingered my 15 year old gf, I was 19, still not okay with being a rapist. Though luckily she doesn't mind and we're still friends ten years later, the principle still bothers me

>Even having sex with the next girl. We had an eight year long relationship and she bailed at the end, taught me I'm not supposed to be in love, in relationships or having sex in any capacity, I'm not worth that shit. Still feel bad for retroactively having violated her.

>>728752665
>Had girl in my bed, she told me I could do anal. tried to get hard but couldn't felt so pissed, because I had already fucked her and came in her, had to keep going and cum again to make it look like it was just taking me a really long time. I fucked up, never had anal and I ruined my opportunity.

>>728753068
It's not weird at all. 15 yo is legit where I live. I'm 31 and I've messed with 16 yo recently. If you're honest with the girl, value her as more than a sex toy, then no point in blaming yourself now. Age difference is not that important. Maybe you're not telling us everything, but just "15 yo dating 28 yo" is not something I'd call disgusting...

>>728754296
Yep, you deserve it. Btw. I used to act equally retarded when I was younger. I feel your pain bro.

Although...
>>728755848
This anon is right. Never stick your dick in crazy. Done that a few times, feels bad.

>>728756203
so you got a hold of BDSM gear while you were in high school? whips and ball gags and shit?

>>728756483
Not at all. We made it work with what we had. Id stuff her panties in her mouth and spank her over the knee. Things of that sort.

>>728756397

?? where tf do u live that 15 and 28 is legit??

>>728752665
That's really good. That's funny.

>>728756483
Nope, we made it work with what we had. I would just stuff her panties in her mouth and spank her over the knee sometimes. She also liked being collared so I just bought a cheap dog collar. We made it work.

>>728756601
In Poland the legal age of consent for sexual activity is 15.

>I have 2 best friends
>we had a female friend who was kind of a slut
>her and friend #1 almost dated many years ago, but it never happened
>needless to say, they fucked
>a couple years later, her and friend #2 fucked. one time thing
>a bit later again, me and her were at a mutual friends party, and she was coming on to me really strongly
>I decided to pass up the opportunity because me and my 2 friends had made a half-joke about how no girl is worthy enough to get the "trifecta" (sleeping with all three of us)
>bit mainly didn't go for it because I had a long distance thing with a girl who turned out to be awful/a slut/constantly cheating on me

>>728756568
nice that's hot

>>728752665
I was way past drunk and my crush was hovering over me, trying to take care of me, and I said to her, "I just want to be inside you."

She recoiled.

"No, no, no , no... I mean my heart! And your heart! Together!"

>>728756734
She should have cut you some slack if you were drunk. Alcohol makes you say shit you don't mean.

>>728756286
go talk to her, she's probably lonely

>>728756671
in "other times I missed out on a sexual opportunity because of that dirtbag girl from Texas"

>start hanging out with ex from high school
>she's religious and abstinent
>when we were teenagers she'd let me finger her but wouldn't touch my dick (except for over my boxers)
>we start fooling around again
>now she gives handjobs but that's it
>it's pretty alright. she's decently hot and quite good at handjobs
>go to a bar with her, a friend of hers and a friend of mine
>lie to long distance girl and tell her I'm not gonna go
>she wants to talk to me before she goes to bed
>ohfuck.jpg
>make up some excuse about my phone being dead and rush home
>talk to long distance girl on the phone
>ex gf texts me really upset that I left
>says that she had decided that she was going to blow me that night
>it would be the first time she's done it
>I decide to go back to the bar
>we all hang out for the rest of the night and have a pretty fun time
>but the time comes and no blowjob
>guess she was still mad about me leaving

>>728752665
You should write her a Facebook note, but not directly referencing the incident by name. Just saying how you regret her reaction and that she should get over herself since she participated in it too. Basically, tell her to get over herself and that you won't spend any time thinking about her anymore, unless she gets over herself.

That will make her come around.

>>728752665
>sex stuff you regret
cheesecake, /b/ros. me and my first wife were getting frisky. we wanted to get a little kinky. so i looked in the kitchen for whipped cream, honey, syrup, shit like that. there was none to be found. i wanted to go to the store and get some, but my ex insisted that would spoil the mood. she wanted to do something right now. the only thing that came close: cheesecake. now, mind you, i fucking love cheesecake. it's always been my favorite dessert. i love eating pussy.

so i figure maybe this will be alright. she smears some across her nipples for me to lick off. smears some into her pussy for me to eat out of her. i lick the nips. everything's cool. start licking the kooch, and holy fucking hell /b/ros. if there were ever 2 flavors in this world that should never EVER mix, it's fucking cheesecake and pussy juice. That flavor combination turned my fucking stomach. It's wrong on too many levels. i urge you all: eat your cheesecake. eat your girls pussy. NEVER eat your cheesecake from within your girls pussy.

Remember, I fucking love cheesecake. 8 years. I couldn't eat cheesecake for 8 motherfucking years, because as soon as I tasted it, I had flashbacks to that night. For 8 years I couldn't eat my favorite dessert because it set off my PTSD from that fateful day. I say this with love and sincerity. Stick to whip cream, syrup, etc. Keep the cheesecake in the kitchen. Don't ever take it into the bedroom with you.

>>728757426
That's a fucking warcrime. Cheesecake is the Second Coming incarnate.

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i got a couple of blowjobs, pretty weak, i think. wouldnt know. keeps me thinking about sex 10 years after the fact

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>>728757426

you know all know the cheesecake story. good luck ever eating cheesecake again without thinking of this story

entire first relationship
>she wanted to fuck every day
>don't usually want to
>she would cry and threaten to kill self
>okay.jpg
>soldier on
>threatens me with knife during sex sometimes

it was a mess

>>728757722
oh you had a wild one, anon. the sex with those is so good

Missed so many opportunities to get laid. I was completely oblivious until I was like 25.

>>728757426
hats off my friend... thats truly graphic

something similar but unrelated
>ex misso and me staying in her uni accomodation illegally
>fucking 4-6 times a day
>anything goes good times
>drunk/high all the time
>one night we finish fucking
>she climbs off me and theres a little red pool of blood on my dick
>im like ok gross but accidents happen
>wheres the jizzrag cant find it
>blood dribbles down onto my balls
>she grabs my dick and stares me straight in the eyes
>deepthroat w/ tongue to get that last little bit off my sack

went to sit in the showers for a v long time after that

>>728757762
yeah I'd disagree with that. She wasn't very exciting. Just because someone is crazy and likes to fuck a lot doesn't mean it's good.
>lets fuck in the car
bitch we're waiting for my mom
>lets fuck on the table
bitch your parents will be home in less than 20 minutes
>im going to kill myself
okay fine fucking do it
Got tired of her wasting all of my time, she was over every day from sun up to sun down and wouldn't let me do anything but spend time with her and listen to fucking t-swift. Just wanna play vidya god dammit

>>728756397
>15 yo legit
Sandnigger detected

>>728757924
>needed sex anywhere, the more dangerous the better
>not very exciting
nigger you need better bait

>>728752665
Well how old was she?

>>728752665
Is that really that regrettable a thing to do? It seems pretty normal to me unless you were really weird when asking her to do it.

>>728757865
niiice

>>728758015
exciting yeah but I mean, the sex itself was not even good. She didn't even do anything.

>be me had hot kinky gf...now ex
>knows my kinks for domination and anal play
>still talk even though broken up for a while
>sext for a while even though she tells me she has a bf now
>invites me to threesome with her and her bf
>not sure, but alone and sexless for months so do it
>ex takes advantage of how much i like to be dominated
>they basically ended up cucking me
>ended up sucking her bfs dick and they both fucked me in the ass
>she took he cum in her mouth and kissed it into mine
>never felt so humiliated
>was very hot but also confusing
>pretty much regret it now though

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>>728757722
>threatens me with knife during sex sometimes

>>728758083
that's why you man-handle her. make her get on top and ride you

>>728752665
I started sleeping with my wife when she was underage. Told her she should shave it too, 8 years later and she has an obsession with shaving all her body hair daily from the neck down >_>
Not sure if i fucked her up or she just hates hair..

>>728756323
Man, if it lasted 8 years long it means you didnt do anything wrong. She was old enough after that to reevalue the fact that she was too young (even if for me, 4 years isn't bad, and after all, she wanted it and that is what matters), but she stayed with you. You didn't do anything wrong.

>>728758244
i like the extra thin landing strip down there. prefer it to shaved

>>728757924
What was her name anon

>>728752665
> i was fucking with my underage ex gf (16 at that time).
> i ask the gold question. wanna try anal?
>magically she accepted!
>it was kinda hard at the beginning.
>about to come, when she suddenly farts, and i came at the same time.
>I quickly pulled my penis out of her ass
> came out with diarrhea, and cum!
>fucking disgusting!

>>728757722
>threatens me with knife during sex sometimes
that's a keeper, hot

>>728758350
replace that strip with a hart and i agree with you

>>728758175
wow


that's pretty fucking bad

>>728758459
replace that heart with an owl and I'm game

>>728758493
Yeah she basically did it for revenge...Since she texts me sometimes calling me a pathetic faggot and stuff like that...

>exchanged oral with my male cousin when we were around 8 (can't remember exact age)
>exchanged oral with a few of my friends from like 10 to 17
>masturbated to pretty much every type of porn

I hate myself and I want to die.

>>728757426
How did she not get a yeast infection?

>>728758512
replace that owl with a swastika then send me in

>>728756108
I will remember that one bro

>>728758686
Pretty sure a huge slice of the population have done similar shit.. youre just getting started bro

>>728754296
Dude not everything is about sex. Fuck bitches you care less about if all you want is a hole to wet your dick in. But if you care about the person, then hold that above all else. Hindsight is 20/20, you did what you felt was right at the time and no one can fault you for that, except for virgins and autistic faggots on /b/.

>>728758878
replace that swastika with a hammer and sickle and I won't be stallin'
lmao

>>728758959
When I say every type of porn, I mean pretty much everything. Also, with one of my friends, it got to the point where we did shit every time we hung out. I cut it off towards the end though because I could tell he didn't really want to do it anymore. I think it really fucked me up though because I desperately want physical and emotional affection but I haven't gotten any nor do I think I ever will.

>>728759154
I think you're homosexual man.

>>728759185
No, I don't really know what I am but I do know I love women. I'd say I'm bi but it's very rare that I find myself emotionally and physically attracted to men.

>>728758839
she probably did. i don't fucking know. i didn't eat her pussy for at least a month after that

>High school, curious about dick
>Get younger brother curious and suck his dick
>Too young to produce cum or anything
>Chicken out and not let him go down on me

We're still really close 15 years later, but the fact that i did it still sticks in the back of my mind some times and i worry he holds it against me.

>>728759185
Yep.

Just accept it and have satisfactory gay sex.

i jerked off and shoved things in my ass for a bunch of guys on chaturbate without realizing i never even set up a pay account so it was all for free

>>728759154
fuck that sounds rough... ive messed around with other dudes but it was always a once off.. i can only feel a slight attraction to dick once in a blue moon when im drunk/high af maybe pingin and ive been jackin it for hours and i'll do anything to get off. you know, nightmare jags...

>>728756335
Lame

>>728759252

what was the biggest object, the one youre most ashamed of and hate thinking about

>>728758329
Oh, no the first and last entry are different people. The 15 year old fell in love with someone else and we broke up so she could.

The other one was a few months later, 17 (legal here), been together until last year.

I do think I did wrong though. With both of them. I did those things for my enjoyment/curiosity, how good I could make them feel, if at all, only served as my own satisfaction for me.

That's why I've decided on celibacy, I'm not worth the trouble and if the situation would ever occur for whatever reason, I will decline for their sakes.

>>728759288
Yeah, I don't know what the fuck is wrong with me. I masturbate at least 2 or 3 times a day usually. Rarely do I masturbate because I'm horny, I usually do it when I'm bored.

>>728756335
>couldn't do anal because had already came
motherfucker, that's the best time to do anal, when you've gotten your 2nd wind. your dick is kinda numb and you can last longer than 2 seconds after you put it in her ass

>>728759446
and you hardly think about fucking, the word fap crosses your mind and you've already got a incognito tab crankin ;)

>>728759542
Well, depending on your definition, I'd consider myself a virgin. I'd like to have sex but I don't really see myself settling for someone I'm not attracted to.

>>728752665
Having more sex...

>>728754688
>>728755216
samefag

>>728757426
I too love both of those things. Thank you for the warning, /b/ro.

>>728759601
i have a whole bunch of friends who share a similar logic.. ive fucked some gross chicks and some smokin hot chicks but it always feels the same while plowing and i always want to get very far away from them after i nut no matter how hot they are, just fuck some gross chicks bro dont be a pussy

>be 20
>plans to see new girlfriend that night
>ex/fuckbuddy#1 comes over mid afternoon, creampie that pussy
>fuckbuddy#2 who lives just down the road (hot goth with severe mental scarring) gives me a call, noone home, go over and fuck her, cum raw in her ass
>see girlfriend finally, fuck her raw too, feeling guilty, i bust all over her pussy instead

It was a great day, but i've always felt bad for fucking three different girls unprotected the same day, hell, i don't even know if i showered between meetups though i suppose i should feel lucky with the goth, because i got to fuck crazy for a while and get away with it.

>>728758654
Jesus fucking Christ, dude. Man the fuck up and move past that shit - become a better man. Obviously it won't be easy with how royally fucked you are right now, but you need to put forth some fucking effort and turn your shit around or the rest of your life is gonna be fucking miserable.

>>728759880
I mean the thing is, sex isn't really important to me. I'm more interested in having an emotional relationship with someone, sex is kind of an afterthought.

>Am currently having an affair with a 40something married crossdresser
>Is pretty much non-passable, but body looks pretty good
>Not just sex either.
>We kiss and make out and shit.
>I guess it's because he's the only person who has ever seemed excited to have sex with me.
>I love the way he gets rock hard whenever I'm around
>Seeing his cock straining against his tight leggings...
>He absolutely worships my cock
>He's had orgasms, hands-free, while sucking me off
>He goes wild when I fuck him, bucking and thrashing
>Always feel like a total faggot when I leave
>But always go back...

>>728760003

fag

>>728760021
how old are you ? affair, you married?

>>728759219
as someone in a similar situation, i can tell you: no.
just don't talk about it, it was part of growing up.

>come home from late shift
>flatmate has brought home girl to bang
>flatmate to drunk to get hard
>comes to my door. Tells me girl is keen af to root
>i root half passed out drunk girl

>ho is underage and i get charged for stat as she thought it was flatmate nd had no idea.

>tight af tho

>>728760209
I'm 22. I'm not married, but he is.

>>728752665
Letting a chick do a line of oxy off my boner. . .

I ended up wasting 8 years of my life with her (and about 3 or 4 of those years with oxy)

>>728756133
How was she psycho anon?

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>>728752665
Jenny O' Sullivan. [For the more curious amongst us here.]

>cheated on my ex gf
>felt like a piece of shit
>kept doing it

>>728759903
Did the same on valentines day this year but dont regret it, me and gf werent really "dating" at the time anyways so nothing to feel bad about for me

>>728760987
why did you two break up?

>>728761043
Relationship deteriorated after 3 years because of distance. Dated in college and like a year afterwards

>>728761145
you're a hoe

>ex cheated on me. drunk at a party with random.
>decide to revenge cheat
>take it way over the top
>fuck a girl i know she really hates, on her bed, while she while nearly dead in ICU at the hospital

yeah i know she cheated first but still.. feel pretty bad about that one. didn't even tell her until we broke up a 6 months later.

>>728761282
>nearly dead in ICU at the hospital
why was she in ICU?

>>728761198
Not a trait I'm necessarily proud of but yes

>>728758028
5

>>728761282
Pics

>>728761320

endocarditis.

couldn't even stand up.

>>728761282
Dont. She cheated on you. Fk hoes

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>>728761344
should've just dumped her

>>728761405

it's the proportionality. like if a girl slaps you and you respond by caving her skull in. it's not that you shouldn't respond, but it shouldn't be so far beyond what you're responding to.

>>728761538
Hindsight is 20/20

>>728752665
>At party
>Get blackout drunk
>Vague memories of making out with someone
>Vaguer memories of sex with someone
>Wake up with killer hangover late next afternood, naked
>Naked sister in bead, waking up too
>"Friends" outside of our door giggling and calling each other to bedroom door woke us with their noise.
>Both sister and I have sex residue on us

Evidence said we fucked, but the story we tell ourselves is that we fucked other people and our "friends" dropped our drunken coma bodies in the same bed as a prank. Yes, we got new friends and neither one of us get blackout drunk anymore.

>>728761282
are you A? was the girl who cheated named H?

Had this 15 year old girl in my car. I was taking her back home after she was kinda running away. I was 20. She took my hand and was rubbing it on her belly then she started sucking my finger. We went to my place and she still hady hand and she put it on her crotch over her jeans. I was super fucking hard, and so ready to go, but higher reasoning took over and I said hey, we gotta get you home. She tried to keep it going but I insisted. Took her home. Some times I regret it, but most of the time I'm super happy that she don't have something she could hold over me for forever.

well i REALLY regret what i did before sex once....

>friend and his gf over, shooting pills
>he wants to leave, she doesn't
>he starts being a dick, yanking on her, yelling at her and shit
>tell him to knock it the fuck off
>eventually throw him out, she stays
>shoot some more blues together
>her bf is outside my house, go scream at him, 'real men don't hit women' etc
>shoot some more blues
>girl is hot, 7/10
>8 hours of shooting pills goes by with intermittent standing up to her bf for her
>she's finally fucked up enough to look past my fatness and give me a gratitude fuck for the pills and defending her
>finally rewarded with sexytime
>'but i'm on my period, i don't want to do it'
>fuck my life
>'you have to fuck my ass instead'
>oh fuck yeah
>'oh and i don't like condoms so u don't have to use one'
>FUCK yeah.
>shoot a few more blues for good measure
>finally ready for anal fantasy fuck
>had done 80 blues in <12 hours.. that's 2400mg oxycodone IV
>dick was all 'fuck you it ain't happening'
>fucking disaster, she says she understands and we'll do it tomorrow
>never see her again.

>Take new clingy girlfriend to her first party
>Girl was a shut-in during highschool, not used to friends, crowds or people drinking
>Being bi curious, she ends up making out with two different girls, comes to tell me excitedly
>See's that i'm less than thrilled hearing she it doing shit with randoms at first chance, starts to break down
>Laugh it off for her sake, she gets me to make out with the same girls to alleviate her feelings of guilt, being a team player, i took the hit, was interested in neither girl
>Toxic relationship ensues
>Holds it against me that i kissed other girls while we together, even though she did it first and i did it to absolve her of her feelings of guilt
>During big fight, tell her i need her to stay at her mum's for a week or so to get my head straight
>Surprise surprise, at first opportunity, someone hits on her and she fucks them
>I find out, i'm pissed, she suggests that like last time, i could have a free cheat so that we could move past it together
>Can already see where this bullshit is going
>Take her up on it anyway
>Fuck her slut sister
>Send her video the next day of me pulling out and my cum leaking out of her sister
>Dump shit at her mums place the next day

Regret not seeing the red flags that first night and spending years with this toxic bitch who emotionally manipulated me, ruined my friendships, drove away all my female friends and left me 10k in debt.

The slutty sister was pretty hot though. Solid 9/10 in bed

>>728752665
Out of pity, I once had sex with a girl which had just been dumped.
That girl had already had a threesome with my sister.
I regretted everything when I realized that I had been kissing a mouth that had probably been eating my sister's pussy.

>>728761910

no

but i imagine if it sounds familiar its because its not that unusual for the lifestyle we lived... (seriously drug addicted)

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>>728761633

>>728762177
>druggie world
been there done that. amazing sex. too much about the life sucks tho. glad to be out

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>>728756267

>>728762171
That in reality, probably helps eliminate a possible fantasy you had, sex with your sister. Not saying that you'd ever act on it, but young teen boys literally dream of fucking a-nee-thing

>>728762001
Lame. Next time bag that slut.

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>>728757722
>threatens me with a knife during sex sometimes
what a fucking women

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>>728761633

>>728761633
sex residue
what the fuck? are you a plant? was there pollen on you?

>>728762293
I never had that fantasy, and I have always been disgusted when people tell me my sister is hot.
I was already 22 when that happened and I wasn't so much in need for fuck. as I said, it was mostly out of pity.

>kinda know this girl, friend of gfs little sister
>13, super hot (yes, i love me some hebephilia)
>she's already addicted to oxy of course
>one night shows up at my house
>wants me to shoot her up for the first time
>this of course just gets me even harder
>she wants to stay and make da sexy time
>too scared. not worried about a couple years for giving a 13 year old drugs. but fuck her? shit. decades

the cops showed up the next day because her parents reported her missing and said she might be at my house (she had already left my house tho). so i probably dodged a bullet. but fuck do i regret it now, as i've never met another 13 year old that wants sexy time with a 30 year old tubby guy. plenty of 16-17, but that's legal anyway.

>>728762689
Dried cum and vaginal juice on our crotch area. Dried sweat. She smelled like my body spreay. I smelled like her perfume.

>>728762247
>>728762597
Well, this IS a sex regret thread.

>>728762001
Dude I'm fuckin proud of you - rock on anon

>>728762715
What was wrong with her? Thats super young to be so fucked up

Dated super hot chick briefly in 8th grade
Fast forward 7 years and said hot chick is now even hotter somehow
She randomly calls me up after not talking for years and asks to come over hangout and stay the night
We have a few drinks and sleep in same bed
She strips down yet then says shes cold.
What do I do? Give her more fucking blanket
She then realizes how oblivious I am and said says "my feet are cold"
What do I do? Give her another fucking blanket for her feet like god damned dumbass
I turned away and instantly pass out.
Later on I realized how stupid I was and 4 years later to this day every time I see her or see her fb posts all I can think of is that night with heavy regret

>>728762940
>"respecting" women
sure fire way to stay a virgin. bitches put themselves in compromising positions because they want to get fucked, but don't wanna come out and say it. so they open the door hoping you walk through

>>728762063
Are you still fat

>hanging out with this one girl
>has a couple things that ridiculously turn me on but are super rare
>so into shooting oxy and crack she's got tracks on her neck, so hot
>know she's into blood play, yessss
>hanging out all night doing drugs (for those unfamiliar with people that are this hardcore into drugs, this almost always results in fucking, no matter how big the disparity in attractiveness of the guy)
>plenty of signs that she wants to make with the sex
>keep shooting up instead
>run out of drugs, so decide to try to get more instead
>it's 4am so that's not going very well
>eventually shit happens and she just never comes back
>never see her again either.

and that's girl #2 i REALLY wanted to fuck but didn't because i was too busy doing drugs (>>728762063 is other)

in relationship with girl 18 y/o than me, many unprotected sexes later i have HPV, she knew the whole time and didnt tell me. Now i have std for life :(

>>728763135
>hpv
isn't that genital warts?

>>728763195
*Cringe*

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>>728759129

>>728763135
Key her car

>>728763135
Most people get hpv at some point, it normally clears up on it's own

>>728756397
If you can't attract a woman your own age, then you're kind of a retard.

When your competition is a bunch of 16 to 20 year old boys, it's not hard to impress a 16-year old girl. Quit lying to yourself by saying you're normal.

>>728762932

endocarditis from IV drugs

>>728763110
a bit. 6' 230. i was around 210-220 in that story
it's fat enough to keep hot girls (that aren't on drugs) away, but not so fat i can't run or take up more than 1 seat...

regretted every single time i had sex, even during.. dunno whats wrong with me..

>>728763056
I realize that now I was such a dumb ass.... and I was far from a virgin when it happened but I think I was so dumb and oblivious cause all the girls that like me always put the moves on me I never had to do anything so I think maybe that's what I was used to so I thought she didn't want it

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I had sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

>>728763327

er wrong comment

13 year old was addicted because it was 10 years ago in FL, everyone was addicted.

her older sister, her friends, her parents.. why wouldnt she be too. knew several guys that age too

>>728763195
I think certain strains(idk the correct word) can lead to warts and shit but i never got them. I only knew through an std check
>>728763279
clears up as in i wont have it anymore after some time, or the warts. because i dont have warts

i tried to fuck my neighbor's dog while they had me watching them.

afterward they stopped talking to me. I think they had a camera in the house.

it kills me inside they might know i have a beast fetish.

>>728763392
YOU SICK BASTARD!

>>728763441
guys can be carriers without showing warts

>>728763327
No. I asked why a 13 yr old was trying to shoot dope and fuck a middle aged guy

>>728763455

wow and you havent killed yourself yet because...

>>728763502

yes i mistook the comment you were replying to, see >>728763394

sorry im really high and its 6am so..

>>728763502
every man's dream

>>728763455
Lol

>be me 15
>get mother of all charley horses playing hockey
>can't walk.
>fuckithurts.jpg
>sitting on couch with leg up and bag of ice on it
>aunty is visiting (dad's sis)
>she is super butch dyke lesbian and physiotherapist
>dad tells her I fucked up my leg
>she starts massaging leg while talking to him as he preps dinner in the kitchen.
>they are yelling back and forth
>dick goes diamonds
>she looks down and pauses
>lock eyes
>without missing a beat she slide hand inside boxers and cups balls
>massages taint with fingertips
>YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>come the hardest I have ever come in my life. Nothing since has come close
>she looks at me and askes "Finished?"
>nod head furiously
>she gets up and wanders into kitchen and casually talks to Dad.
>me left quivering on couch under blanket with a massive load sticking to my shorts

Always wanted to ask her why she did this.

Beginning of my prostate massage fetish..

>>728763567

yeah im never gonna forgive myself for that one...
that's a fucking once in a lifetime deal. and i blew it.

>>728753068
Most of the time the difference in life stages fucks the relationship and someone stagnates really badly. Only people who mental and developmental issues find success in large age gaps. Many women I grew up around, dated with huge age gaps. They all did not end happily, but it's not strange. For example: my 20 year old friend was dating someone her dad's age (45yr) who had a child that was her aprox. age (19)... That was a bizarre age difference and overall useless or disadvantageous for all involved.

>>728752665
First "sexual experience"
>be 15
>go to a party
>get shit drunk because I don't know how to alcohol
>Last memory is me drinking vodka from the bottle
>Next memory is me waking up naked
>There's a 6/10 girl next to me, naked too
>I still have the used condom on my dick
>A bit awkward when she wakes up
>I decide we should date since it's my first girl/kiss/fuck/anything
>She says okay
>Girl turns out to be a total alcoholic bitch
>Gets shit drunk at every opportunity
>Never have sex with her again because she doesn't want to
>Starts telling very hurtful jokes when drunk
>Tells me I'm her bf so I shouldn't be mad
>One time she even pukes on me while trying to kiss me
>Gives me the courage to dump her one night while she's drunk
>She makes it bad and threatens me, tells me I'm a loser and I'm horrible at sex, even tho she always pretended she didn't remember anything
>Slap that bitch out of anger
>Pull her by her hair to the graveyard we're next to
>Tell her I will fucking peel her face and smash her skull if I ever see her or hear from her
>She's so scared she sobered up
>Never see her again
>Hear from a friend her parents moved to another city to get her to rehab
Never had any girl for the next 4 years because too misogin because of that cunt

>>728763884
>misogin
Do you mean misogynist ? Or is that an italian dish ?

>>728763884
addicts are great lays, but shitty af personality

>>728763502

too elaborate a little further... i dont really know what her deal was. her parents weren't THAT bad. they were addicts but you'd never know it; fully functional. she was already addicted before i met her, the shooting up was just curiosity like anyone else from watching a bunch of other people doing it. the sex was because, well if you're up all night doing drugs you're gonna fuck. that's just how it goes. not like she was a virgin. believe it or not, lots of sane, decent, sweet girls are drug addicts, not just the ones whose parents are beating them or raping them.

>>728762940
I've done that before, takes awhile for the 'tism to even out when you're young.

>>728763507
trust me anon I probably will
not because of that tho

>>728762702
That's good to hear. Just had a boy with a 3 year old daughter. Should be hope then that they won't ever think about fucking each other.

>>728754296
Don't be too hard on yourself you weren't ready for sex yet better to wait in that case

>>728762908
Thanks

>>728764028
Man id bang the fuck outta her

>>728764011
Wish I knew, I still don't remember the sex so I only got the shitty af personality

>>728762940
>on a date with a girl
>sitting on a bench in private and romantic part of town
>talking to her
>stares at me in the eyes
>tells me to shut the fuck up
>stare at her in the eyes
>do nothing else until she changes the subject

At least you're not the only one. I don't regret it because realizing what I did a couple of years later allowed me to not fuck up the same way with my wife.

>>728764258
alcoholics black out. if you pick a different poison, you'll remember it

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>>728757722

>threatens me with knife during sex sometimes

>>728762001
You could have shown her weed solves her problems at home and that your cock is the only replacement for her father's love.

(But probably would have done the same thing)

>>728756108
I may have fucked up based on this comment

>>728764303
Well now I don't care because I have a non addict gf who's also a great lay. So no poison, good personality and more than good sex.
But as a first sex experience it fucked me up for a long time

>>728757865
Okay, goodnight.

>>728756323
Fuck that cringrey SJW bullshit.

>in college, hanging out with this 10/10 girl
>coming back from party, drunk and high
>she's all over me, finally, after just being friends for months
>asks me to come up to her dorm
>for some reason decide, nope, i need to go get some coke instead first
>think it will just delay things 5 minutes
>takes hours, so no sex that night
>then she finds out who i was with during that time
>no sex ever

fml. i've had more fuckups like that than actual scores.

>>728764553
>thinking a drug deal ever takes just a couple minutes

>>728764603

it was from another girl on campus, i thought she had some in her room. but she didn't so we had to go reup in some shitty neighborhood way off campus.

dated a girl a few times, she told me that she got turned on farts.
in bed i tried to fart... shit myself.

>>728764662

..and i knew she was there i didn't even need to call or knock, was close enough to everyone i could just show up and let myself in. so yes, that particular deal really would have taken 5 minutes like it usually did.

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>>728757722
>>threatens me with knife during sex sometimes

>>728763135
Sounds like you live in Montreal.

>>728763275
I am sure she has no car.

>>728764848
STD 4 Life!

>>728761282
>kept dating after being cheated on
>Beta

>hanging out with slutty girl alot
>REALLY fucking slutty like u wouldn't believe
>but not all that hot, only 6/10 and arbys-tier pussy
>routinely gangbang her
>one night she brings a friend over for sex
>exceptionally hot, absolutely 10/10, and 15. So perfect (other girl was 17).
>really has to talk her into participating but eventually it starts
>but she's not into the whole group thing, only wants 1 guy
>my house, so up to me
>decide to be nice and let my other friend get that
>fucking gorgeous pussy too; watching whats going on with her from a few feet over running a train on the other girl
>the whole thing weirded her the fuck out and she wouldn't even talk to any of us after that night
>never saw her again

fucking drugs again.

>>728764955
I am sorry for you my friend. :'(

>>728765229
>>the whole thing weirded her the fuck out and she wouldn't even talk to any of us after that night
>>728765229
>fucking drugs again.

Hahahaha this is gold!

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>>728752665
>fuck me
>be around 16
>talking with friend's mom about stuff inside house
>she goes to the bedroom while still talking
>says to follow her to continue talking
>get my hopes up but puberty makes you delusional so stop
>as soon as i enter the room she takes off her shirt
>says: sorry anon i thought i had the bra
>me: oh....no problem I'll go to the kitchen and wait
>FUCK ME
>should have banged the bitch
>biggest regret in my life
>walk the dinosaur would have been better

>>728753138
lol you fucked her up anon

>>728765359
>ara ara anon,looks like i forgot my bra, what are we going to do?
>>bai bitch

YOU DENSE FUCKING NIGGER

>>728757865
And that's my que to go to bed

>be 17
>on/off relationship with girl who was smart, sensible, hilarious and everything else
>but is also fat
>have an "off period" for about 2 months
>literally no more than 4 days after getting together, end up at party

>one girl i had a fling with before me and gf got together for the first time
>she comes onto me at party
>another girl is in friend circle but i never talk to
>also comes onto me
>end up in bed together

nothing really happened other than a little forplay with the other girl. i got her stoned at another party, then we had sex for about a minute, luckily my premature ejaculation went unnoticed because someone walked in

oh those disastrous teenager years

>>728756108
happened to me almost the same thing but lucky me sha was on her period so we fucked some days later. cheers faggot

>>728761633
Is she hot, anon? You fucked her, so this line is well in your rearview mirror.

>phone rings
>it's super cute girl i have a crush on
>'hey do like (other girl)?'
>other girl is hot but im nowhere near as interested in that as this girl
>im very high and get very confused about how i should handle this situation
>awkward silence then 'uhhhhh...'
>so she's says 'oh that's too bad because she really wanted to hook up with you'
>immediately hangs up
>never get to fuck either of them

god damn drugs

>>728762091
u dunnit my man, gg

>>728765727
Yes, but she is my sister. Before than night, we were huggers, cheek kissers, etc that sometimes made people think we were fucking already. Now we only get close in private. The sex and mouth kissing line was never crossed before and after that night. We still tell ourselves we didn't definitely have sex. Wouldn't you stick with plausible deniability too? Why ruin a great sibling relationship?

>partying at club during college
>this girl is really into me, lots of grinding and groping
>says she wants to leave together to be somewhere more private (i.e. let's go fuck)
>tell her sure, i just gotta go to the bathroom first
>well, when im in the bathroom, the large amount of pure diazepam i had taken a few hours earlier was really hitting me
>sit down for a sec
>nod off
>walk back out to club
>lights are all on, everyone is gone, security is looking for me, and my friends are very upset because i disappeared
>it had been 4 hours
>the girl i was going to leave with was gone
>never saw her again

fuck fucking drugs again FUCK. hot girls in clubs don't actually approach me all that often.

>>728761633
>got incest
>disappointed
What kind of faggot are you?

>>728763135
lol, literally everybody has herpes dude.

>>728766017
>Wouldn't you stick with plausible deniability too? Why ruin a great sibling relationship?

any sane man would try to fuck her again.

>>728766017
>Why ruin a great sibling relationship?
>ruin
if people around you thought you were fucking, i means they're alright with it and (most importantly) that you two have a great chemestry together
just try to get the old lovely-dovy stuff back plus the sex(don't make a big deal about it), worst case scenario everything is like before, best case scenario you start dating and everything is awesome

>>728756323
>still not okay with being a rapist
Mate that's not rape
I mean I don't think 15 year olds should be legal, but after ten years without her minding you should just move on

>>728766281
>>728766419
I'm out. You guys are talking just like that evil pervert devil on my shoulder whispering into my ear. You are saying much of the same shit.

>always wanted to do watersports, but never had a chance
>one day this one girl, who i know to absolutely be bigtime into that (and 9/10 to boot), calls me up
>wants to "hang out"
>it's not even slightly ambigous what's going on... i have drugs, she needs drugs and doesn't have money. sex is 100% certain
>decide no, im too low to give her any of my drugs
>so tell her 'sure but im out right now'
>'oh'.. hangs up
>never again get that call, and never found a girl that was into more than the very mildest watersports

yes, this is incident #10000 where drugs somehow prevented me from getting laid

>>728766685
that's because we're RIGHT
love your sister, man, in the rawest meaning of the word

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>>728752665
hooked up with a 15 y/o virgin when I was 18 (legal her in sweden so don't give me that peedo bs)

>watching movie together
>start making out
>she climbs up on top of me and pulled her shirt off
>shit was hot af
>removes brah
>mfw undeveloped tits
>not even developed nips
>felt weird but dick said yes
>fuck a couple of times
>feels good
>after about 2 hours of fucking we stand up naked beside my bed
>she's pretty short, like 155cm at the time
>that plus underdeveloped tits makes her look like a fucking child
>decide not to hook up with her again bc feel guilty
>about to text her that I don't want to mess around again
>she texts me saying "Im sorry I didnt give you a bj, I will next time ;)"
>my mind is telling me no..... but my body.mp3
>decide to hook up again
>get the worst blowjob of my life
>decide not to hook up again for real
>a weeks go by
>get text from girl "my period is late"
>fml*9000
>try to comfort her
>she panics the fuck out
>says she will kill herself if she's pregnant and shit
>shit goes on for about a week
>finally get text "got my period"
>deleted her number and never talk to her again

>>728766816
pussy.
you could have taught her how to give perfect head, you could have BROUGHT FUCKING CONDOMS
but noo, after one (solved) pregnancy scare you just disappear like the cuck you are? sweden yes!

then there's the times drugs made me regret something DURING sex

>my friend brings this ridiculously hot teenage girl over
>long story short, she's dopesick and wants a drugs for sex deal
>why certainly ma'am
>now, she wants me to use a condom
>but im really fucked up, and having none of that, i fucking hate the things
>but what's she gonna do stay sick
>right when i start cumming in her pussy i remember why she told me to use a condom
>she has hep c, herpes, and hpv
>and informs me after the fact that no, she's not on birth control either

somehow wound up with no stds or babies, but god damn should i have been more careful

>>728766816

>>728766988 this. I hope you're not surprised that niggers fuck your bitches

>>728766740
God damn, fat bro, stop doing drugs. It's not normal if they cock block you that much.

>>728766816

kys.

>>728766988
>>728767225
Well if you live in a country with overall good looking girls and have decent social skills your dick never gets dry. So why would I care to keep one obviously crazy girl who can't even get through a possible pregnancy without threatning to commit suicide? plus I hooked up with her friend instead and had an open relationship with her for about a year, that pussygame was fo real.

>>728767369

well its not like i wasn't getting any at all; just missed some prime opportunities is all (>>728767029, >>728766740, >>728766075, >>728765757, >>728765229, >>728764553, >>728763132, >>728762715, >>728762063, and >>728761282 is all me)

>me and a thai whore stop and look at each other at khao san road
>she is fucking gorgeous, skinny legs, beautiful
>didnt fuck her because was a proud idiot
>10yr later, 29yr virgin, in a country where theres only fat chicks, even if i search for 500hr, will only find one attractive girl and screw it up

>>728762689
No pollen, but there was definitely some seeds around.

>>728763884
anger issues much anon? she had a pretty weak insult... they always use that same one...

>>728767586
>open relationship
way to train your girl for being cheating whores, don't be surprised when they show up on blacked

>>728764259
KEK WTF
WHY
how does one even tell someone that in a way that makes you continue the date, wtf?
>yeah yesterday me and my bros were just at his place...-
>girl: shut the fuck up"
>...
??? how does this even work??? what did you even say???

>>728767701
that wouldn't actually surprise me. She was a really good girl, doing anything for me untill she turned 16 and started high school. She turned into the biggest cunt ever so we split up. The open relationship was pretty much me fucking other girls at times. The only thing she did was making out with a guy once. She only agreed to the open relationship bc she was in love with me and didnt want to seem clingy. In that way she could at least be with me since I didnt want a real relationship at the time. She's probably one of a few girls I fucked up. Gonna be interesting to see how she turns out.

>>728767810

i'd imagine it happens when a girl gets frustrated that a guy keeps running his mouth and missing extremely obvious signals to shut the fuck up and kiss her
is that the case here?

>>728763441
HPV never goes away. Once you have it, you have it for life.

>>728767586
>open relationship
did you enjoy the other guy's dick flavor while kissing her ?

>>728767927

this is /b/, if the other guy threw on some makeup he'd suck the guys dick too

>>728768000
>digits confirm

>>728767919
not true, your immune system can fight it

>be 19
>hang out with gf, a friend and his gf
>hours go by, I have sex with my gf, he has sex with his gf
>he wants to swap gfs for a blowjob
>go along with it
>have his gf suck my dick
>try to not pay my friend and my gf any attention
>blow my load in her mouth
>make the mistake of looking over at my gf
>he is much more aggressive than me, uses his hand to push her face down on his cock
>he finishes off too
>feel kinda hurt
>month goes by
>get into fight with friend over something unrelated
>next day he uploads a 7 second video of my gf sucking his dick in a groupchat with me and other friends
>realize he secretly recorded a bit at the time
>of course nobody knows the context and "friend" claims he cucked and fucked my gf me more or less
>gfs parents drag him to court over revenge porn
>he gets fined and 1 year probation

>>728768033
Yeah, forever

Got one.
>last year, visiting fiancee in Asia
>she has a thing for seeing me fuck other women, encourages me to have playmates, finds them for me, and encourages me to cheat and tell her
>I once joked months ago that I wouldn't mind fucking her mom because she's delicious (mid-forties but looks early thirties, Asians don't age man)
>fiancee asked me really, I said yes but laughed it off, so did she, called me weird but nothing came of it
>fiancee off to university, I'm doing some writing in her room, mom comes in and asks me if I'm doing alright
>I turn around and she's dressed in a babydoll and stockings, crotch exposed and hairy (god I love that), asks me if I like what I see
>I'm not sure how to reply, she just moves on over and kisses me, I'm horny and aroused as fuck but me and fiancee didn't agree to this, I gently push her off and tell her I can't do this
>mom seems more confused than I thought, asks if I don't want her, I explain that I can't cheat on fiancee with her mom, mom simply turns around and leaves
>I tell fiancee as soon as she comes home, she beams a smile and asks me how it was, I'm confused and tell her I didn't do anything
>she becomes pissed because she set it up for me, and her mom's a bit insecure so it was meant to be a surprise for me and fun for mom, so I fucked up two things in one go
>¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Still feel kinda bad about that, her mom really took it badly too and it took us ages to convince her it's not because of her looks (she's a bit chubby but I love that, she looks amazing) or whatever. Still managed to become fuckbuddies with her, especially hot when fiancee watches, but the fact that I hurt fiancee's and mom's feelings does sting.

>>728768000
trips makes it true
confirmed sweden faggot anon

>>728768241
I mean I've sucked some dick but who hasn't
>amirite

>>728768301
I know sweden boy I know

>>728756397
Are you sure it's okay dude?
Because I'm 23 and this 15 year old is into me but talking/feeling attracted to her makes me feel like a fucking sociopath so I've been avoiding her as much as possible.

>>728766419
>chemestry
top fucking kek! are you retarded m8?

>>728768427
Asia-guy here. I've been in situations like this before.

The fact that you're not sure if it's okay means you're a good person, and will make you think twice about fucking up. If you stay true to your own feelings, and make sure to safeguard her's, you can't go wrong. Just keep communicating with her, make sure to get her consent, make sure she's doing okay. You're the more responsible party in this and if you're willing to take that responsibility seriously, you'll be fine.

>>728768232
can i be you pls

>>728768427

You are a sociopath.

But only for thinking there's actually anything wrong with fucking a 15 year old.

>>728767627
fucking hell man, drugs are bad and i see why now! they cock block the SHIT out of you! WHAT THE FUCK, learn your lesson. if a chick wants to fuck, FORGET THE DRUGS, you can get them later, you can ALWAYS get your stupid drugs later. drug highs are temporary but easy. hot lays are temporary but rare and difficult. discipline yourself

>>728767646
that was a man anon

>>728767915
i hear that listening to a girl is the best and surest way to getting to her puss puss, is that right? im not even sure, i havent ever been on a date

>>728768576
Sure you can. If it helps, I was an introverted faggot basement dweller like most /b/tards until I decided that I wanted more from life. Took some chances, got hurt, but I also got very lucky and met the woman of my life, the one that made me believe in love again. Sure, had to find her halfway across the planet but whatever. You just gotta take chances, man, and more importantly just be yourself, don't act just to get accepted. People dig authenticity.

Fucking my daughter when she got out of surgery once

>>728768427
unless she looks really younger than her age and you look really older than yours, nobody will bat an eye.
for you, yeah it's normal to be attracted to hot teens, but it's still a relationship and you'll have to bear both the boyfriend and the big brother(?) caps, that's a little more responsibilities
age is just a number, people mature at different rates and hey, if you two love each other, the rest of the world can suck it.

>>728758175
That sounds so fucking hot. Id kill for my ex to do that to me.

>>728768690
aye i'm not an introverted basement dweller i been with a few china grills but none of them let me fuck their mum holy shet

>>728768610

well yeah but the point is it doesn't seem like that at the time. more drugs are really important and you don't plan on fucking up that bad

and to be fair, i've not fucked up and gotten with more than a few girls that would be vastly out of my league if drugs weren't involved.

>>728768791
Ah, that. Not gonna lie, if I'd have read that story here a few years ago I would have called bullshit too, and I'm not gonna pretend I didn't just get incredibly lucky with this. I just found the right woman for me, and as we got closer together she turned out to be the perfect woman in the bedroom for me as well. It's all just luck.

>>728754296
Dont feel like shit i turned down free pussy because i was in a "relationship"

Turns out i was the only one who thought that we were in a relationship

>>728759252
I used to spend hours every night doing that for free. I loved it. Used to dress up as a girl and have hundreds of men masturbating over me. Feels good.

Have a GF now.

>>728769091
oh how the times change huh...

>>728769091
>>728759252

what's wrong with /b/ these days: the post

kys faggots.

>>728768751
She is half-asian and flat so she looks younger, despite being really athletic.
Being both big brother and bf sounds nice but I would probably sudoku out of shame and guilt in short order if we were in a relationship. I'm a neurotic moralfag and virginal turbonerd to boot.

Kay I got one.

>be 19
>small town in Texas 6k people
>look on craigslist for anonymous fagsex.
>respond to a post
>Texts and calls later I go to his house
>he and I are on the couch and almost immediately he starts fondling me.
>letsfuck.exe
>bjs and he licks my asshole
>he says fuck me.
>okay so I lube my dick and his ass
>no condom stick it in
>a few pumps and then I struck oil.
>and by that a bunch of shit coating my dick
>fatal error
>so I grab the nearest cloth and clean
>he asks if I want to take a shower
>I say no and bounce like a hot check
>few months later I go to get a haircut with my mom and he is the hairdresser.
>awkward af.
>I try to shy away from him and ignore the fact that he and I made sticky man love and got his shit on my dick
>finish cutting and he said "we'll see you later okay??" And I said don't count on it.
And that's it.

I used my little step sister to masterbate. I would have her sit on my lap sometimes forward sometimes backward and she would bounce up and down and grind her crotch on mine until I came in my pants. We called the game horsey I was the horse she was the cow girl.

>>728769415
>asian
chances are she's a keeper, and people are going to assume she's 18 but looks a bit young (some of them keep looking 15ish until they are 30, lol)
shame and guilt? of what? being good enough to keep a relationship going, or guilty of making someone happy as fuck?

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>>728757865
what the FUCK

>>728769581
Of seducing a girl who is barely half way through high school when I've already finished an undergrad. I know she flirts with guys all the time (she is a total snapchat/instagram addict and talks to dudes from around the world, I suspect from Omegle) but I don't think I could ever convince myself or society that she is mature enough to have full agency here. I'd rather die than use or take advantage of someone like that.

>>728763327
you fat piece of shit

>choosing pussy over friends confirms how much of a loser you are

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>>728752665
All the chicks I didn't fuck but could have easily because my father was never around to teach me how to be a man and how to treat women. Fuck man, making up for it now but still...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

LEYKIS 101 (General rules)

Treatment
+ Ignore them = bitches love being ignored, they want that high from the attention, on off on off
+ Never reply on the weekend = unless it’s guaranteed pussy, dates on mon/tues
+ Jab them = backhanded compliments, take the piss out of them
+ Drama. They are problem-based = They love fix-me-up-men, they love drama
+ Always be seeing multiple women = the more women you are seeing the more women want you
+ No gifts and No compliments = You want to lower their self-esteem
+ Money Money Money = Talk about money, flash money, be rich
+ Never change = women want to fix you but loose respect if you change

Dates
+ Spend <30 euros
+ 3 dates rule = if no sex, then bounce
+ Never date co-workers
+ If she uses her phone during a date, leave immediately

Life advice
+ Women expire at 30 = they’re past their prime and desperate for men, easy pussy for young guys
+ There are 3,750,000,000 women on the planet, don’t throw your life away over one dumb cunt
+ Avoid bringing them home = you don’t want them knowing where you live

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My girlfriend at the time wanted to try new things out sexually so she got some anal beads

>inserted beads into her ass during sex
>tells me to pull them out of her
>i rip them out like I'm starting a lawn mower.
>worst sound I've ever heard come from a human being

yep. what a horrifying experience. we stopped dating shortly after that

>>728752665
>have girlfriend
>girlfriend is kinky. willing to try anything. throat fucking, public, watersports, whipping/spanking, etc...
>one night she tells me she wants a piss enema
>errr... OK
>fool around in my bed, fuck her for a while and then switch to anal
>fuck her until I cum, then stay inside her ass
>start to piss
>she's moaning and telling me how much she loves it
>errr... OK
>done pissing and stay inside her for another minute, then tell her I'm pulling out
>figure she'll clamp her asscheeks closed and we'll be fine
>as soon as my cockhead pops out of her asshole her ass explodes shit and piss all over my bed
>she jumps up and runs to the bathroom holding her asscheeks together to stem the tide
>doesn't really work and she leaves little Hansel and Gretel shit crumbs leading to the bathroom
>I grab the sheets off the bed and throw them in a trash bag for incineration
>start cleaning the rug with disinfectant wipes
>noise coming from the bathroom sounds like a bear drowning in the toilet
>about 10 minutes later girlfriend comes out, pale and shaky
>puts on her clothes without a word and leaves
>never answers my calls or texts after that

>>728770185

he was acting like an asshole. a man doesn't let another man hit and try to forcibly drag a girl that doesn't want to go with him, even if they're friends.

and it wasn't the end of the friendship either, he realized what a dick he was, apologized, and we're still good friends 9 years later.

>>728752808
kek

>>728758451
kek'd

>>728763624
Fucking awesome

>>728770486
>You're so full of shit
Yeah you're a righteous motherfucker aren't you? You sure stood up for your principles and her rights. It's not like you just wanted to get laid. Definitely not. You were just foinf what any """""man""""" would do, try and fuck his friends gf. You're so honorable.

You should have told her to leave and told him to chill the fuck out.

>>728770323
Damn dude, you seem to only be able to get at really shallow girls lmao. Hopefully you can find one you actually love.

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>>728770412
>she leaves little Hansel and Gretel shit crumbs leading to the bathroom
>the bathroom sounds like a bear drowning in the toilet
fucking top fucking kek fucking

>>728770405
You are my hero

>>728769964
and so you will die alone, and unloved
no, really, go for it, people will just be happy for you two if you get together, not think you're abusing her or some shit

>>728770801
lol enjoy that line of thinking

>>728770729

>getting this upset over someone that stops a guy from beating a woman

or is it the accepting sex? it was completely one sided, i didn't initiate shit, and their relationship was over the minute he pushed her to the floor and tried to drag her out the door.
and if you need more explanation of why it's not that simple, he was already cheating on her, she knew it, she didn't, he didn't care, they're both drug addicts that fuck everyone anyway

so chill.

>>728754296
Dude I did that once with a chick who I knew was fuckiing my mate. I was 20 and she was 40. She had a hardbody though abs and everything but I turned her down. I went to the party thinking the girls would be way younger and was drunk. eventually went to sleep in a room and she jumped on me and licked my face. was totally in for my first fuck but I said no and regretted it since. It's funny how you expect it to be perfect your first time to the point you miss out on too much. Losing that V card gives you so much more confidence with the next girl its so important.

>>728771076
>>>>Yeah you're a righteous motherfucker aren't you? You sure stood up for your principles and her rights. It's not like you just wanted to get laid. Definitely not. You were just foinf what any """""man""""" would do, try and fuck his friends gf. You're so honorable.

>>>You should have told her to leave and told him to chill the fuck out.

You did nothing wrong. You are honorable.

>>728767627

Your storys made me laugh, but your life makes me hate you dude. How the fuck can you not take better care of yourself? You blame it all on the drugs as well. Stupid cunt.

>>728756397

Scandonigger!

>>728752665
Anal isn't worth it

>>728754296
I've shared a bed with a couple girls who wanted to fuck but I was too beta

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>>728770323
get used to enjoying dicks since you clearly fail with pussy

>>728759363
Wtf?? Your bro should kill you sometime in the future when he gets the chance. Prolly his game.

>>728771188

You'd really hate me if you knew what the rest of my life is like despite being thoroughly addicted. It's great and drugs are what made that possible.

And the few things that were REALLY irresponsible, that i wouldn't have done sober, were few and far between, and the only one even covered in this thread is the no-condom-on-std-girl incident. but drugs are absolutely to blame for that, since there's no way i would have otherwise fogotten being informed of std status 20 minutes prior

Dating very sexy woman and having great kinky sex. Ask her to pee on me. She says no, and I regret asking. Too far.

>>728771581

And here you go, saying that drugs arent the problem either. Spoken like a true addict. I feel bad for you dude

>be a virgin
>meet a girl on a dating app
>go to her apartment to watch a movie
>make out with her
>she sucks my dick a bit then I eat her out
>she hints she wants sex
>I got scared and shook my head no.
>she cried and I got mad and left
I ended up getting another BJ from her another time but bever banged her. Didn't lose my vCard for another year.

>>728754296
Closet case faglord detected

>>728771275
No, it isn't.

>>728770412
ever find out what happened?

>be me, 17
>meet gorgeous 18y/o, 8/10 model
>half spanish, half Filipina
>actively participates in pageants
>conservative
>from same town, go out few times, become good friends
>drinks, hang out at beach, go to malls, etc
>no sex
>finished HS in country, moved to city for college
>no word from girl
>moved to appartment with younger bro in city
>through mutual friends finds out she moves to same city, different college
>nbd
>after all the txting, meet up in city
>dates continue, she hangs with me and my friends a few times
>this time i really wanted to smash
>"she disappeared from me once, not letting it happen again"
>asks me to come over
>buy teddy bear as gift and some snacks for cozy time
>arrive at door, roommate opens
>mutual friend 5/10 but chill af
>"she'll be late, just sit on couch"
>chill and talk with roommate, 2 hours
>girl comes home
>some BBQ and a bottle of gin
>eat and watch tv on couch, getting tipsy
>roommate leaves and goes into room
>me sitting at foot of couch facing tv
>her laying on couch with her short shorts and tank top
>hand suddenly reaches for my face
>fingers into mouth
>mmm tastes like bbq
>"have you ever kissed a girl? "
>fuckyeaitson.exe
>tipsy drunk kissing
>mmm tastes like bbq
>hand slips under shirt, gropes the c cups
>hot and sweaty, boner is diamonds
>roommate interrupts and says my brother is waiting at front door and is mad for not picking up phone
>fuck
>me
>pack up and leave with brother

No sex

>>728771707
Kek that's gross

>>728771709

what "problems" are you even talking about? the missed sex>?

or problems you think i have because that's what TV told you happens to anybody who uses?

Told a couple if they ever wanted a threesome to ask me. They recoiled in horror. They avoid me now.

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>in highschool
>plan to have sex with crush in a toilet stall because that's the only private place available in school
>arrange a time and tell her to wear a skirt to make things easier
>time comes, get held up by a teacher
>look around, cant find crush
>see guy leaving the women's bathroom
>get worried
>see crush leave 5 minutes later
>get even more worried
>figure it's just a coincidence or maybe I saw it wrong
>end of the day the guy and my crush announce they're in a relationship

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>>728757426
>I couldn't eat cheesecake for 8 motherfucking years, because as soon as I tasted it, I had flashbacks to that night

tldr : "kinky" always resolves to PTSD

>>728771717
>>I got scared and shook my head no.
what are you, fucking nine?? why are you even on a dating site then?? why were you scared??

>>728772074
I was 19 at the time

Because I had some illusion in my head that sex would be planned before hand and that oral sex was always a sex act in its own right not just foreplay. I thought "okay first meeting we make out and oral' second meetup we fuck"

Happened too fast for me and I was beta as fuck

Had a one weekend affair with former student when I was 50 and she was 40. She insisted I come over to her house to pool party to meet husband. That I could seduce her in front if him, and have an ongoing cuck thing. It did not work.

>>728772074

yeah really i dont get this scared virgin crap that late in the game.

i (re)lost my virginity quite late, was too afraid to ask out girls or initiate things.. but fuck, when a girl blatantly said 'want to have sex?' my pants were off, fucked her in a car in a church parking lot, then fucked her again with 3 people watching a few hours later

>>728760003
agreed.

the fuck'n'forget may please your penor, but does not wipe out loneliness and depression

>>728760021
>40something married crossdresser

so gay, and having an affair with such a gay faggot

>>728771935
what the fuck happened, how did he know, who was he to her, the fuck? expand you faggot cuck

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>>728770405