I just found 3 newborn mice, what should I do with them? Will

U gotta do something abnormal obviously.

Raise them as your own

>>728755318
Eat them

eat it faggot

Op is bait.

>>728755318
Raise them as your own

Put them back

Theyll probably die but at least have a chance

rodents are seriously so sweet, if you raised them they would be more loyal than any dog ever

>>728755318
It is time.
Timestamp or gtfo faggot.

Bite one in half. Set one on fire. Make the other one into a smoothie.

Make a tortilla out of them

make a burrito

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>>728755564
you two can go fuck eachother

The most humane way to kill a baby mouse, commonly known as a pinky, is to place it belly down in the palm of your hand while kneeling down, and quickly lifting your palm up and then palm down to throw the mouse at the ground as hard as you can. By putting them belly down in your hand, you ensure that the back of their heads will hit first, killing them instantly.

This is what mouse breeders do to cull unwanted offspring.

Euthanizing them via carbon dioxide asphyxiation doesn't work on baby mice because they're accustomed to low-oxygen environments like being buried under their mom and siblings in a nest.

just look up how to hand raise mice on youtube, your probably gonna have to get a few things from the store though

>>728755501
Fucking loser over here. Who the fuq raises rodents?

>>728755491
Found them in the blower motor of my project car, definitely not putting them back lol

Raise them as your own
Let them breed with each other
Acquire pet snake
Feed snake to mice

>>728755318
Will it blend?

raise them and put them through school and college. they'll probably far surpass any of the dumbass kids in school now

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Too many normies. Do SOMETHINF WIERD!!!!!

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Don't be a pussy. Use your fingers to pull open your asshole and shove the mice inside!

*Remember: pics with timestamp, nigger. Let's do this shit right

>>728755646
this

>>728755318
make like ozzy

>>728755597
Holy shit you are a sick fuck, but I could easily see you convincing someone slightly gullible with that LOL.

>>728755405
Rolling

>>728755630
Oh ok. Kill them and then yourself, hick

>>728755739
ozzy didnt do anything with mice you downstard

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>>728755556
>>728755556
Off by one

>>728755734
See !! Thats what im sayinn dawwwggg....

>>728755318

Put them in a shoebox and put them in the sun OP, you need to keep them warm.

>>728755596
Newfag gtfo my /b/ and frig off back to dumblr

>>728755630
kill them since they have your scent and will die of neglect regardless you baiting faggot

Suck on them gently with tongue.

>>728755805
Have them in a small box with bedding from my guinea pig's cage, currently next to the heater

>>728755809
you can join the fuck circle created by the first two fags. you sound like a bottom so im sure you'll fit in

Send them to the stratosphere or take them on as your own and raise them to be autistic

>>728755914
God damn you're fucking dumb. Obviously im one of the first 2 people

>>728755752
>I've never bred rodents before

Jizz on one
Rolling mother fucker.

>>728755889
I'm not sure but some mix with honey and shit is required to feed them. Look it up bro, it's possible to raise them at home till theyre adults.

>>728756007
Oooooog i almost got you

>>728755734
this

>>728755889
give them protein num nums in the form of a protein shake fed from a tiny fake nipple tied to your neck.

>>728755318
mice+blender+milk+protein powder = gains

>>728755975
then go double dick yourself, newfag. im sure its nothing new to you

If trips come on all of them

>>728756075
Bump

Eat them, rtf nao

Mice in pooper go go go.

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We have 3 separate mice. Lets have FUN WITH THIS!

>>728755889
FEED THEM YOUR JIZZ FOR SUSTANENCE

>>728756067
>thinks hurting anything is wrong
>calls others newfags
Pick one new friend :^)

OP here, I gave them some milk soaked in bread. Also tried feeding rodent critical care mix through a tiny syringe but it wasn't really successful, they're very tiny.

>>728755777
Ok lets try this again.
> make like ozzy
Oh boy that guy was a riot, he -bit the head off- a bat. Maybe anon is suggesting that he bites the mouse's head off

>You?
"DUAHURH HE DIND BIT HEAD OFF A MOUSE DURHHAUAHUR"

you seem to be the down syndrome child here anon.

>>728755318
Gerbil space program

If dubs OP must crush one with his foot like a pancake and make sure the splatter lands on the other 2

>>728755918
4chan space program

raise them all separately and look up how to make them super territorial. once they are old enough, have them fight for dominance. when you have the strongest one, make it eat the first two for protein. after its got its swole on, start an illegal mice fighting pit and put it up against the strongest around for money. name it Ratatta so nobody takes it seriously. roll in the profits.

>>728755318
They're as good as dead and you killed them. Just put them in a cloth with a rock and throw them in the water.

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>>728756189
Youre in /b/. They belong to us now.

Boil them now

>>728755777
I like the way the other anon insulted you.

Get btfo

This isn't a roll thread, you colossal fucking retards.

>>728756189
You can hand feed them baby formula with an eye-dropper. The thing is, you're going to have to do it every 2 hrs for a week or two.

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>>728756230
how'd that bait taste? sounds like it was pretty salty.

>>728756350
My dubs say kill yourself

>>728755318
at least make this a dubs decides...

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Pulled off my dashboard and all I got were these lousy mice...

Pic related, where they were living

>>728756326
see
>>728756420

seriously OP you are better off eating them the c cost for keeping the little bastards alive ain't worth the cost at least dogs are worth something hell just the other day my doggo chased away my shity neighbors cat

Space program: model rocket edition

>>728756393
NO NO NO NO. YOURE ALL WRONG. THESE THRE INDIVIDUAL RODENT PROPERTY HAVE BEEN SEIZED BY THE POWERS AT /b/.
WE DECIDE THIER FATE YOU IMBECILE.

Give them nothing but what protein, then the tiny weights around the angels and train them to become super rats. make them bulk like no other and keep them as guard rats. inject them daily with bull shark test to encourage strength and agressiveness.

>>728756420
Calling something bait to cover up your stupidity, a classic.

>>728755403

>>728756481
Pretending to be retarded just means you're retarded

>>728755739
you wont even get a full mouthful with a baby mouse so whats the point?

>>728756479
Put them back for 24hrs. Either mommy comes pick them up of they're dead.

>>728756189
Get them a cage with toys like tunnels to go through and a wheel to run on and keep them and be amused by them. After they die naturally you can put them up your bum then.

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>>728756538

OP here

Gonna call my vet in the morning and see if his office will take them/have any suggestions.

Obviously not going to do something horrible to them because I'm not autistic

>>728756538
classic

>>728756684
now I'm believeing him

>>728756555
pretty sure arguing on /b/ make people retarded. so i hope you got your prescription helmet on.

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Take them and throw them as high in the air as you possibly can. lol

>>728756737
They're vermin

You can literally walk into WalMart to buy poison that causes their insides to rupture

Mice are just another pest, exterminating pests doesn't make you autistic

>>728756737
Good plan. Until then do what this guy said >>728756479

>>728756825
and then carefully catch them and ask them if they enjoyed the ride before you feed them a hearty meal and tuck them into bed

>>728756786
Not everyone wears tard armor like you

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Take them, and shove them right up your pooper hole. Yessss..

>>728756737
your vet will definitely kill them if you raise them you can have three awesome rat bros raise them carefully and they can be pretty smart fuckers

>>728756870
Both posted by OP

>>728756939
Me on the right and you on the left

>>728756525
Watch you scream and kick up a stink, you screaming auts
Watch OP and everyone else but me ignore you

>>728756992
your tears taste like bat blood. not mouse blood cause they are very different animals, one of which have never been bitten by ozzy.

>>728757143
And you taste like a fag lol

I win

>>728755564
could go for on of those rn

>>728756525
Hi anon I noticed you and made the choice not to ignore you

>>728757230
how did you identify that taste so fast? been tasting a lot of fags lately?

>>728757385
Your dad told me lol

I win again

How will you recover from that one lol!

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>>728755403
You have to raise them yourself.

It's not that hard really cause they are big enough, look for care instructions, mice are actually really good pets.

>>728755318
Cum on them

>>728757445
>he stopped replying
Lol

>>728757445
you tasted my dad? oh, and ozzy didnt bite a bat, you autist.

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get you a couple balloons.
>mice space program

>>728757689
No he tasted you along with other men and told me that you tasted the same

I win for the third time, goodbye

>>728755646
/profit

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Kill them you idiot, they are vermin.

>>728755405
It's what their mom would do

>>728755772
Calling a hick a hick is like calling a white person... cracker, it just makes us laugh even harder as you writhe with discontent that you cannot possible project onto anyone.

>>728755646
enjoy your inbred rats OP

>>728757689
>Ozzy didn't bite a bat
Bro he did
Kys you autist

>>728757784
so you regularly have conversations with gay pedophiles? you might wanna see someone about that kind of behavior. it can lead you down the wrong path. i worry about you, anon. im like the dad you never had. and the mom you never had. cause im sure they realized they gave birth to a retarded gimp and ditched you in a field to fend for yourself. but im here for you. you bite that mouse and pretend its a bat. its factually inaccurate, but ill support you.

>>728757953
Spotted the retard

>>728757999
so you admit it was a bat and not a mouse?

>>728758009
t. salty

4 wins in a row

>>728758059
wat

>>728758029
>he thinks I'm him
No it was a fucking mouse faggot
Go put on your yellow helmet

>>728758025
>let them breed with each other
I'm retarded?

>>728758094
t. retard

I win for the fifth time

>>728757919
Definitely the first time I've ever been referred to as a hick lol

>>728758137
my helmet is blue you downstard. is that extra chromosome heavy or do you just not even notice it any more after all these years?

>>728758144
Yes, since its a common occurrence and what you're writing is redundant it makes you a retard that should commit suicide but is probably incapable of doing so just because of how fucking stupid you are

>>728758164
if you need this to go on, then yeah you win. ozzy totally bit the head off a mouse. for your own ego, never look it up online though.

Winrar>>728756444

>>728758009
Lmao you typed that like "Aw yea imma totally RECK him with this post"
Kys Ozzy bit a mouse faggot
Everyone knows this

>>728755564
Welcome to flavor town
It's an old family recipe!

>>728758266
I never said he did, once again you have proven to be retarded.

>>728758305
yup. literally everyone.

Them some nice looking mice you got there

>>728758217
>trying to argue with everyone
>how's that extra chromosome?
You really must be autistic

If dubs you send them to mice hell by putting them into the microwave

>>728758374
Yes you act like its a secret
They don't call bats "rats with wings" for a reason lmao

>>728758446
make like chris farley and kys. this is a thread about mice op should be shoving up his ass. dubs GET

I really like your mice a lot

>>728758305
This famm

>>728758496
yup. and tuna and chickens are the exact same animal cause tuna are chicken of the sea

>>728758588
I posted that just to show what I had. Time-stamped pic with the 3 mice is a bit further down from the top

Just space program em

I honestly really wish I had a snake so I could have a solution to this problem. Instead I have to wake my ass up to find someone to take them from me

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>>728758613
I've always understood that to be true

Put some cheese in your dickhole and feed them

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I already have this dude, mice aren't friendly enough

>>728758918
Please put it up your ass

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>>728758613
Kek
>Mfw I've been baiting you this whole time
I'm not even the anon you were arguing with so kys you fag
This was fun
Singles and or dubs get
Pic is me laughing at you

>>728759045
Too bad the person you replied to wasn't me

You got played, retard

>>728759106
Haha no I'm also yellow helmet anon so go fuck yourself
Haha

>>728759176
Inb4
>that wasn't me either

>>728755318
buy eth

>>728759176
You still lost, I'm sorry but you never had a chance

>>728757724
newfag kill yourself

>>728759106
>too bad it wasn't me
>arguing about tuna being the chicken of the sea after anon says something about rats with wings
Not the anon your arguing with but
>haha I was just pretending to be retarded
Why so buttmad?

>>728759289
See
>>728759193
Proof you are a faggot

>>728757724
https://youtu.be/_19HxDUO3Ow

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>>728759289
>never had a chance
That's why I'm just licking up those sweet sweet tear of yours anon
You're outmatched just go on with your life I got what I want and that's seeing you sperg all over this thread

>>728758918
awwwwwwwww, so fucking cute.

Three blind mice? See how hey run?