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>dump drunk girlfriend 2 hours ago
>she begs for an explanation
>tell her she a raging alcoholic and I'm sick of her passing out on me when I'm trying to fuck
>she asks me why her passing out would stop me from fucking her
>tell her because I'm not a rapist
>she smiled, raised her right hand and acted like she was putting her left hand on a bible
>"I hereby give you universal consent to use my unconscious body like a fleshlight"
>"any time you want and as often as you want"
>I said nice try
>no way that would stand up in a court of law
>she said she would let me record her saying it
>recorded her saying it
>she addresses a would be jury while looking into he camera
>she adds that she considers this a kink and she's into it
>finally get the recording I want to my satisfaction
>"are we good now, sweetie?" while rubbing my back
>I hesitate, but eventually say yes
>intrigued by where this is going.
>as soon as as I say yes, she goes to the kitchen
>she downs two-thirds of a bottle of Jameson in 20 seconds
>smiles proudly, like doing it is an an impressive feat
>she starts taking her clothes off
>rapidly turns into a shit show
>passes out trying to take off her jeans and falls flat on her face
>try to help her up, but can't
>it's pointless, she's gone
>take off the rest of her clothes
>pic her up and put her on my bed
>my girlfriend just turned herself into a real doll and gave me consent to fuck her unconscious body

Should I?
Would this still be considered rape?
>pic related.
>I'm American, she's Ukrainian and we live in New York

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What the flying commercial-granted fuck is this bullshit?

https://www.vice.com/en_id/article/all-your-favourite-cartoon-characters-are-black

>ALL YOUR FAVORITE CARTOON CHARACTERS ARE BLACK

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I thought I'd finally admit, I'm a pedo. I just love young boys

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America is doomed, you will spend you old age surrounded by monkeys

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What's your favorite anime?

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PLEASE READ CAREFULLY

I have been practicing black magic for 14 years. I have been very successful at spells and summoning. With that being said,
Lets play a game /b/:

EVERY post that ends in 77 in this thread will obtain great wealth within the next 30 days.

BUT,

EVERY post that ends in 66 in this thread will die a violent and painful death within the next 24 hours.

Please only play if you are serious and willing to take the risk.

Good luck my friends

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If dubs you text the last girl you talked to "Why haven't we fucked yet?"

Trips "accidentally" sends a dick pic

Quads does both

Quints sends both to their mom

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which race has the hottest women? I say Spics do

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Celeb Thread 2

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Who is this /b/? Also general trap thread.

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New YLYL

https://youtu.be/8Dkmw5_p1wM

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girls you want to see raped by niggers

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You have been visited by the Final Boss of the internet. We must work together to destroy him!!

HP 1500/1500

>Dubs: 100 Damage
>Trips: 250 Damage
>Quads: 500 Damage

BEGIN!!

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