If dubs you text the last girl you talked to "Why haven't

>>730866353
As OP I'll give myself an extra roll to be fair

>>730866394
I'll even give myself a third roll

>>730866353
>rolls thrice
Why don't you just send them dick pics to your mom anyway OP?

>>730866666
Like you?
El kekso

>>730866666
I just had to be a smartass.
Good thing I don't have any contact info for my mother.

>>730866666
Oh mom........

>inb4 OP abandons

>>730866666
rekt
>why don't you just send them dick pics to your mom anyway OP

Looks like you have to not him

>>730866799
To the last girl you talked too then
El doble kekso

>>730866799
Well, at least you still get to ask one of your friends why you haven't fucked

>>730866666
then send dick pics to 5 female friends and "oops" and post results

Welp

lets give it a go

Drankje met mijn vriendin.

Ya know what? Fuck it she won't respond if I get it anyway

>>730866666
Quints

>>730866353
roll

>>730866353
I already fucked the last girl I texted tho

>>730866666
Lol deliver. Im waaaaiting. Or else face anonymous

>>730866353
go

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I'll play this game

Let's see

>>730866353
>implying I talk to grills
the last girl I talked to is a mom with a husband and I drunkenly told her how much black people suck and how women are the worst (she agreed about both tho) then asked if she wanted to watch me jerk off and we haven't talked since.

>>730866353
roll

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>>730866353

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>>730867181

Oh god.

>>730866666
Send to your dad then gay boy. Rolling btw

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>>730867181
>Or else face anonymous

>>730867544
kek the last woman i talked to was my wife and we fucked this morning.

>>730867181
We are lesion we dont forget and certainly don't forgive at this point in time and probably not in the near future.

>>730866666
>Internet is being a bitch.
Will do one girl I know
Shannon
>No specifics for you fags.
>>730867671
My dad doesn't have a cellphone.

>>730866799
Send to dad then. Deliver or suffer

>>730867834
Post results you ungrateful fuck. You just got quints, don't be a bitch

literally everyone's gonna land on somethin but roll

>>730866353

Cuz who in the fuck ever gets quints

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Didn't roll dubs but I'll do this for you fuckers

I doubt anything

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>>730868119

>>730868119
Why cross the name out though. I understand the number but the first name, really? I think you got a guys name hidden under that baby blue

>>730866353
Roll

>>730866353
Roll

>>730868355
Next screenshot I post I'll keep the name in. Just for security purposes but it probably doesn't matter

>>730868366
Wow

Rawl

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>>730868327

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>>730866666
>First ever dick pic because of fuckin 4chan.
Fuck you all.

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>>730868885
Now we wait

>>730869119
At least you aren't a fag

Rolly

>>730869448
Damn. Woulda been meme

>>730869243
the answer is no lol

>>730869119
You forgot to take watermark off dick pic

>>730869119
Well, how did she respond?

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>>730869119
>>730869680

>>730866353
Well, considering the last girl I texted just downloaded a baby (not mine) 2 days ago....

>>730867181
oh no. not anonymous. anything but that. they can deep throat my midget cock and so can your mom

>>730869448
Roll for

Fuck it.

>>730869501
Für das Meme!

Hot

>>730866666
Hahahaa rekt.

>>730866666
omfg

>>730866353
I've fucked all the girls I text..

>>730870070
"Why haven't we fucked this week?"

>>730869243
>idk you're cute and everything.
it's a no m8

>>730870070
"Why havent had the biggest orgy in history?"

Alright, I'll bite

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>>730866353
riza riza riza rollllllio!

Rollerino

>>730866353
Fuck it what's to lose.

>>730870773
reroll

gay roll

Hesitant roll

>>730866353
Lets give a rollerino

Rolllski

Rip

What do I have to lose

Meme

>>730866353
roll

Rolling because quints made me laugh

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>>730866353
>tfw ive literally never texted a girl

>>730866353
I dont have to text her....she sitting right behind me watching me type this shit

>>730871813
Hahaha ollaaaaaaaa

>>730866353
DEFINITLY gotta roll

>>730866353
Hmm

>>730866666
Send dick pics to your dad.

>>730866666
ebin

will deliver if dubs

>>730866353
rollin

>>730866353
roll

>>730874899
Ye boii

>>730866353
rolll

>>730874899
fml

wew

Roll again. Someone needs to see my dick tonight.

>>730876229
Again

Rolley polley