Celeb Thread 2
Minka Kelly
http://www.strawpoll.me/12841387
decide
>>730868239
>will never be that lollipop
>>730868285
That poor man, who is the trans-beast on top of him?
>>730868243
Hello fellow oldfag. True Lies was the shit!
>>730867963
>>730868150
the only correct decision is not participating in these dumbass polls
>>730868408
You must be fun at parties
>>730868397
>>730868397
what idiot cropped out the wrong half of this picture?
>>730868397
>>730867963
>>730868463
>>730868519
>>730868529
that photoshopped shaved pussy
>>730868529
Wew
>>730868665
>>730868667
Huh?
>>730868743
Mmmm clawie
>>730868732
M-My m-mistress Victoria Justice i-is a very beautiful w-woman and I'm a lucky m-man t-to have her...
>>730868797
>>730868848
Legit thought this bitch was Selena for like 2 years
>>730868863
>>730868916
Wait they're different people?
>>730868793
fap for clawie anon
>>730869032
>>730869111
Can /i get in dat throat?
>>730869111
Mm ok doing it
>>730869036
Yeah the spic has a TARD-GARD rated forehead and the other one is all lips and legs.
>>730868603
this bitch has some frumpy sad looking tits
>>730869129
>>730869111
who is clawie?
>>730869287
gorgeous
>>730869298
Go to hell and die
>>730869279
>>730869264
You should see her ass. It's droopy like a 50-year-old's.
>>730869297
Klawie murtz Kigasz hootdude
>>730869200
what did he mean by this
>>730869412
>>730869200
sure! ass is mine
>>730869239
good :)
>>730869483
>>730869387
Because I shooped her nose or you don't like her?
>>730869539
>>730869504
Mm looking at those skinny arms and pits
>>730869597
>>730869298
Blackberry. See she learned her lesson
>>730869663
>>730869670
She's a degenerate anyway, nothing of value was lost
>>730869628
I guess when she has an ugly face and a terrible build, her pits are the only thing left to look at.
>>730869725
>>730869427
MOAR
>>730869763
Gold medal whore.
>>730869810
>>730869895
>>730869628
you like pits hm?
>>730869763
Oh this bitch yum. Hope tay follows in her footsteps
>>730869928
>>730869363
Absolutely
>>730869763
She wasted her money on those hip implants. She doesn't have a feminine body now, she just looks weird.
>>730869973
>>730869895
She kinda looks like that one mom from the trailer park who just keeps throwing herself at you so you accidentally put a 4th kid in her and you're stuck until you eventually can't take it and bail to Canada like the last guy.
That's kinda hot
>>730869954
Mhmm especially legacy clawie
Anyone have some Sarah Hyland?
>>730870027
>>730869821
>>730869982
I wanna lick her legs
Jennifer Lawrence?
>>730869763
can somebody post the coachella vid of her? or wasn't that her after all?
>>730870119
>>730870188
>>730870130
damn she's 23? Her skin looks awful. She's gonna look like a fuckin catchers mitt by her 30s
>>730870178
There was never any reason to believe it was
>>730870068
legacy chloe? what does that mean?
>>730870276
>>730869584
No I just hate her
>>730870387
>>730870354
I wonder how many dirty 3ways this whore has had
>>730870390
>>730870159
And everywhere else.
>>730870372
Fuckkk that armpit skin. Feels good
And about that era clawie
>>730870080
>>730870495
>>730870509
Yes, all the way up
>>730870559
>>730867963
Fuck the king
>>730870645
>>730870688
>>730870753
>>730870372
>>730870808
I bet her sis is talking notes
>>730870354
Olympic nips detected
>>730870527
more of dat face
>>730870814
>>730870845
She was a slut, even back then.
>>730870503
>>730870910
Fuck yeah even bigger
>>730870935
>>730870522
ah yeah me too, don't have a lot of armpit left unfortunately though
>>730870845
Jade picon
>>730870895
>>730871051
Is suck on that little bit armpit skin like a nipple
And then lick her perfect eyebrows
>>730871210
*i'd
Why do normal people look so ugly next to celebrities?
>>730870935
Who is this pig woman?
>>730871021
>>730871343
Which one is the celebrity?
>>730871343
Where's Herman when you need him with that pic of G and VJ?
>>730871440
Fucking thighs. Yum
>>730871450
Right obviously
>>730871458
It was a bad timing
>>730871210
sounds hot, i'm sure she'd like that, i'll take her ass!
>>730871371
Fuck yourself Rhonda
>>730871610
Wow
>>730871207
don't stop
>>730871386
>>730871704
I don't have much. Sorry anon.
>>730871615
Mmm armpit nipple
Spread her firm asscheeks there and shove your tongue deep inside
>>730871371
paige vanzant. Some sort of fighter.
If we're including practically unknown paiges in a celeb thread, this is Better Paige.
>>730868848
>>730868916
I-I'm v-very sorry good sir... I-I took m-my m-mistress to a busy b-book store l-last w-week a-and w-was surprised a-at h-how m-many m-men who w-were b-bumping i-into her... She m-must o-of e-excused h-herself a-a couple d-dozen t-times, b-being c-crushed b-by the b-bodies o-of men... They s-seemed t-to come f-from e-every a-angle, a-accidentally f-falling a-all o-over her, g-g-grabbing h-her h-hips and shoulders a-and b-back, even pulling d-down h-her shirt and p-pants u-until I-I thought sh-she w-w-w-was a-a cursed edgel, the kind th-that d-draws a-all f-forms o-of f-falling o-objects into i-its h-hole by m-magnetic f-force o-or gravity... There w-was a-a couple f-fellows who had to spend a-at least a-a minute e-e-extracting themselves f-from h-her b-body b-because they b-became s-so entangled I-I was estranged t-to r-reach h-her through... She s-seemed t-to be g-giggling through it though a-as s-several m-men h-had t-to r-run their h-hands o-over h-her breasts and butt and crevasses t-to h-help h-her become singular again... When w-we finally l-left the store I-I think every e-eye m-must o-of cast on us a-at all the m-men accidentally b-befriended and t-touched... I-I don't l-like t-to expose m-m-my Vic t-t-to these c-crowds t-too much a-as I-I have a-a hard t-time f-finding the r-right w-words t-to oppose m-many o-of their enmities a-at t-the w-way s-she looks a-at me when th-they c-come u-up to us...
>>730871788
I don't want her to beat the shit out of me, but the fact that she could enbiggens my penis.
>>730871792
god damn
>>730871817
oof that's hot. I'll lick her off nicely to get it ready for my cock. must be so tight.
>>730872093
>>730872210
Her ass is too big. She looks 30 to me. Too old.
>>730872161
Yesss pound her as my mouth is in her armpit sucking. I can feel you pounding her body in my mouth
>>730872163
>>730872325
you're fucked up
>>730872335
We all know you are samefagging Harold
>>730872441
>Herman
>>730872441
>>730872497
How many views did your vocaroo get?
>>730872497
Whatever
>>730872161
Even trying to use clawie to cover your homo tracks but we see thru your faggotry.
>>730871931
Good gravy, dem hipbones...
>>730872335
that's hot, she'd be giggling while i pound her ass
>>730871931
Spooky scary skeletons...boppin' on yer schmeckle...
>>730872325
>>730872778
That tight little butt, keep pounding as I fuck her thighs and suck on that pit. Gonna cum.
>>730872607
400ish
>>730872952
>I WANT TO BELIEVE
>>730872952
Um...
>>730873112
>>730873121
shooped
>>730873048
I stand by my statement. Too big. I wish Kim Kardashian was never born so this meme would die.
>>730872928
amazing body
>>730873240
Too big. Nigga you dumb.
>>730872489
too bad she's a coal burner.
>>730873240
>>730872952
looks totes legit
>>730873204
Are you sure?
>>730867963
>>730873240
Big tits and a big ass have always been in style. The only reason women developed big tits was to mimic a big ass when we started walking upright.
baby squeezes her buns so tight
when the crowds of men call at her
with their tongues sticking out;
what do they want of me!
>>730873531
>big tits was to mimic a big ass when we started walking upright
Who the fuck told you that bullshit?
>>730873539
I wonder if this guy is intentionally cringy as a joke or just a loser who has no friends.
>>730872778
Did you cum yet?
>>730873531
Are you retarded or just autistic?
>>730873656
Why else would women develop big tits? They're cumbersome and big tits make it harder for children to breast feed. Big tits developed as a way to attract men. No other primates have big tits.
>>730873812
>What is a joke?
>>730873531
I'm sorry the public school system failed you so badly.
>>730873943
Big tits do not make it harder to feed kids.
>>730873716
I think for most people on /b/ this kind of stuff starts out as a joke but they kind of desensitize/brainwash themselves and start liking it. With that dude though it's probably just next level autism
>>730873716
tell me more. make me believe you want baby.
>>730868100
so pissed her sex tape never came out
>>730874079
>>730873716
Some of them are on PR payroll.
>>730874159
Go to bed Herman. No one wants you here if you aren't sharing noodz.
>>730874226
her retarded ex tried to sell it behind her back. faggot should have just released it.
>>730873943
They grew big tits so then the males could titty fuck them better.
>>730872950
Post some Kenz
>>730874540
>>730874540
Not him but I have a few
>>730874540
I'll stop until clarification.
>>730874735
Which is your fav toes one?
Yuh?
>>730874387
is Herman a pet, or something you berate?
baby doesn't understand!
>>730874807
I heard using spit as lube can cause yeast infections
>>730874807
I can think of at least two things wrong with that filename.
>>730874913
I think she has bigger problems than yeast infection if she's fucking a baseball bat.
>>730874913
I saw this cab confessions thing where this lady said she killed a guy after he put a baseball bat in either her anus or her varguba
>>730875059
Splinters for one.
>>730875127
>varguba
lost
>>730874973
Better?
>>730872952
Fake. Shape of right breast is too round. Nipple colour and contrast is too bright compared to flesh tone. Shadow from right breast doesn't match censored pic. Shadows for midchest hair doesn't match. Lots of soft edges around hair and nipple overlay indicating cloning.
Please post real original.
>>730875200
This is where i learnt that
>>730875328
>ifunny
Shunned forever
>>730875547
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CsGYh8AacgY
Shun the non believers shuuuuuun
>>730872952
>shooping random tits onto brie's leak previews
lmao what a shitty job you did
>>730873376
Are you actually retarded?
>>730875248
What's it like having severe autism?
>>730874735
>>730874802
Didn't have one?
>>730876105
Damn her and her sexyness
>>730876088
>i
sux
Ariel?
Mmmmm
>>730876143
>>730867963
>>730871931
Myranda is my type of girl
>>730876136
I'm not a footfag but I'll see what I can do
>>730876187
>tits are not mutilated
not her
>>730876202
Mmm dem g boobies
>>730876353
Thanks
>>730876187
Nope
>>730867963
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXWgJSpvbic
check her
>>730875895
fuck off
>>730873666
checked
>>730876324
>>730876555
checked
>>730876401
Shove my face right in there
>>730876749
Mmm I want her to pop that tit out so I can nurse on it and drink her milk
>>730868529
This is such a "What a Cock" reaction pic.
Makes me diamonds every time.
>>730876603
I want her to torture me
>>730876400
i see you virgin
>>730877078
How is this supposed to be read? Where does the comma go?
>>730877107
>>730877287
she truly has no redeeming qualities
>>730877352
>no redeeming qualities
She's English. How many years have they been inbreeding on that little island? They must all be related by now.
>>730877352
I like her nips
>>730876890
>>730876907
>>730876908
ha ha what a bunch of neckbeard faggots
>>730877522
actually french
>>730877635
>implying you wouldn't want myranda to torture you
>>730877682
Those are like $400 binoculars
>>730877967
She was born in France to English parents. She's 97% English.
>>730878197
>born in France
So you agree?
>>730878314
Kys
>>730878314
Her genetics are English. The femme française are hotter.
>>730878398
Is this British slang for 'I agree'?
>>730877449
>>730877403
mporeeeeeee
>>730878578
Who's got the Audrey Hepburn leaks?
>>730878579
No, it's English for "you're a fucking autistic pedant with no grasp of genetics or nationality." Cheers!
>>730878720
>pedant
Well I learned a new word today.
>>730878836
I can't believe it already smells like summer in here.
>>730878683
skeleton.jpeg
>>730878977
>pretending he didn't google "pedant"
>>730878977
No grasp of time zones, weather patterns or school schedules relative to either.
>>730878977
Suck
My giant french penis
>>730879111
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>730878977
I know. It's awesome right? I can't wait till I'm off school for the summer.
>>730879111
meaning it's giant and french or relatively speaking it is giant, considering it's french?
>>730879158
>disrespecting trips.
shit just got real
>>730879111
Did you have to google translate that you ignorant frog eh?
>>730879034
You lazy fuck
o well i still laffed
>>730879158
Hahahaha hahahaha you can't be for real you stupid ass shitter
>>730879270
to be fair we've reached the image limit. he did try though
>>730879369
Oh word, didn't see the italics
Good job original joke nigger
make a new thread before i piss myself
>>730879313
You can an hero now, newfag
>>730879313
kys newfag
>>730879760
Haha you fell for it you STUPID FUCK IM NIT A NEWFAH O VE KNOWN ABOUT THAT MEME FOR YEARS GO FUCJ YOURSELD YOU GOD DAM STUPID ASS FUXKING OIECR OF SHIT DUXJ YOY YOURE A OIECR OF SHIT ASS BITXH FUXK YOY BASTARD ASS COCK SUCKING WHORE
>>730871343
the girl with no makeup has a lot of potential when she gets older
>>730879313
being this new. seriously. this is now an internet wide pasta and you don't know it? fuck
>>730879825
Fuck you too to count as faggot ass bitch ass piece of fucking SHIT FUCK YOY GO DIE BIRCH AAS FUXKING WHORE
>>730879890
>autistic screeching
Neat.
>>730879943
GO FUCJ TOURSELF YOY GOD DAMN JEW ASS CUNT FUXKING AS FUCJ BIRCH BDTARD
>>730879990
Right? I wish there was a subscribe button
>>730879990
Fuck you you are worthless and your mom hates you and your dad is secretly a gay
>>730880077
Nice dubs!
>>730880094
kys
>>730880162
And then what? Ya gonna diddle my dangles?
>>730880162
TRY ING TI GET PEOOLE TO KILL THENSELCES IS NOT GOOD RO DO YOY DUCKING OIECE OF SJIT WHY WOUDL YOY DO THAY YOY SONT KNOW MR AT ALL I MIGHT BE THE JICEST PERSON YOU'VE EVER MET EVER
>>730873504
want so hard smell and lick her ass