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>>734275237
1, now fuck off. every degenerate knows pemdas

>>734275237
6/2 is 3

3(1+2)
1+2 is 3

3(3) is 9

9

>>734275398
and every autist here doesn't.

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bed
soon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aR5Og5PDKU

Just copped my self some hoffmans for this weekend yuppiiii

>>734276038
was going to do a tab on Sunday but the negro i was buying from left it in the fucking sun so it didn't work at all-but he's giving us a dank deal on some shrooms so it's good

first

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>>734269273
Fuck

>>734269273
fate

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Lets make this a generic diaper thread

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>>734275225

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>>734275406

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loli.

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>>734272622
securifag here. where will you be working? mall? club? me myself I work at an airport sometimes we have to escort drunkies or have a shuffle with some shithead depending where you're at. it's just like vanilla police without the cuffs

Yes dude I did. Just depends where you work. I worked at a coal mines way back in the boonies. Black bears and rattle snakes everywhere. Carried a Glock and 12 guage with me

>>734273879
>>734273179
I'll be working downtown in my city's financial buildings. Mostly patrolling floors, watching security feed, entrance and exit stuff, etc. Or at least that's the impression I've gotten so far.

Just wondering if there are certain traits they're looking for or things they want to here you say. Personality type, etc.

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I'm so tired by Fugazi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IKddfxkDWk

Missed the Boat - Modest Mouse

>>734273131
The Littlest Hobbo
https://youtu.be/DrLgAop9AE8

>>734270215
So you want to put CP on someone's computer huh kid?

You've come to the right place, I am the hacker known as 4chan

>>734270332
I'm more interested in the legal aspect. How likely is it they actually get searched and prosecuted?

>>734270332
lol
/thread

Prayer?

When birds get to the "can be captured by humans" stage, they're usually a day away from death.

>>734274917
I really want to keep my buddy alive, is there anything i can do to maximize it's lifespan at this point? At the very least I want to take it to the vet.

>>734275256

No. If you provide it food(tiny bits of bread), water, and warmth, that's all you can do.

It sounds like it's got a head injury and internal bleeding, and whether that kills it is entirely a matter of chance.

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>>734273460

sounds pretty lame so far

>>734270059
keep going my dude

>qt says "I want to see some dank memes"
>be beta faggot, immediately attracted to memester qt
Fast forward a week
>have Per 5 study hall, go to schools art wing computer lab to make up a photo assignment I missed
>teacher has class during period 5, but she's cool so she tells me to take a seat that's available, and don't interrupt
>wellwellwell.jpg
>qt is in this class, and one of the only seats open is next to hers
>thankthedivines.gif
>take seat, log into computer, start doing work
>leave room to use the bathroom, come back to see qt looking at my computer
>"wow anon, these pictures are amazing! Did you take them?"
>spaghetti
>"um yeah, they're okay I guess"
>"no they're really good, I love them!"
>start talking
>we talk about memes, photography, music (the last being a huge passion of both of ours)
>"do you take photos like this all the time anon?"
>"well yeah sometimes"
>"dude give me our snapchat I'd love to see what you take"
>exchange snap chats
>snapchat over the course of a week or so, become good friends with her
>write some guitar riffs and other music pieces want to FaceTime her so I can show her
>get her number, start facetiming her
>start to learn more about qt
>learn that she just got out of a long distance relationship, was pressured into dating someone at our school
>let's call the long term relationship person J
>Let's call the guy she was pressured into dating person G
>Qt finds out that G is a prick, finds out he was leading her on
>convince her to leave G
>"thank you for being here for me through all my heartbreak anon, it means a whole lot to me"
>couple days go by, convince qt to spend some time out of school with me
>we walk from her house to elementary school we used to go to (she's a few grades below me so I didn't know her in those days)
>cold November day, and we're hanging out on the playscape
>we spend all our time talking, sun goes down and it gets dark out
>"oh anon the stars are actually out tonight, they're so pretty"
Continued

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Send her this

>>734275263
gotcha

>>734275039
Need more info m8

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How about a nigger thread instead?

618 reporting, Anything outta Bethalto?

>>734270988
618 as well, but Carbondale