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>>734270701
Saw a couple bikers kick the shit outta the pedo who grabbed me

Will greentext if wanted

>>734270930
Do it fag

>>734270701
Deux*

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fuck marry kill?

>>734271495
Only do 2 so it looks like they did it.
You could try shoving a potato in the tail pipe.

>>734271495

Key it while you're at it.

>>734271495
Pour sugar in their gas tank, if you have access to their hood area put instant rice in their radiator.

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>catholic
>become altar boy age 9
>discover masturbation age 10
>communion wafers come in these sheaths of like 100 or something
>they are sealed in these plastic sheaths
>so many wafers are distributed every mass
>the sheaths are discarded afterwards
>be the altar boy all these years
>now I'm taking the discarded plastic sheaths home
>they are a good diameter to fit a dick inside
>lube up my tool
>fuck the communion wafer sheath
>rinse it out, repeat 10x
>use a new one
>it felt pretty good to hump a mattress wearing a wafer sheath
>never any regrets, unrelated I'm agnostic now

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Story time, flashback to '08
>Be me, 17, beta af
>First day of senior year
>Have huge crush on qt3.14, Gina
>Also have what I call triple-threat
>Feet/socks/tickling fetish
>Surprising amount of related porn
>Beat my shit daily, can't discuss fetish with normies for obvious reasons
>Private school, lame ass uniforms, at least I can see when girls wear crazy socks (fuzzy and knee-high ones in winter got me rock hard)
>Gina's in homeroom
>Rocking Christmas socks, snowmen and stripes
>Already at half-mast, barely 8am
>Her friends call her out, she owns it
>"Yeah these were my only clean ones, check em bitches"
>Gina's parading around, shoes off, starting carols w/people all morning
>Think about Ann Coulter to suppress boner
>Longest fucking day
>After class, w/Gina & peeps in 2nd floor gym
>Peeps leave, me and Gina alone
>Can't stop staring at her socks
>Boner is gaining on me
>Let slip "Cool socks G"
>lol "Thanks anon"
>iwanttotickleherfeetsobadly
>Sits back , phone in hand, not paying attention
>CROSSES LEGS, TAKES SHOES OFF
>It’s all boner now
>ohfuck.jpeg
>Isn’t she kinda asking for it tho
>Fuck just do it, be bold, maybe she'll be into it
>Grab her ankle and pull into my lap
>Drops her phone, looks at me like 'wtf'
>Tickle her foot vigorously
>Feelssogoodman
>She laughs, kicks me, notices my boner in my pants
>"ANON WHAT THE FUCK"
>No words
>Can only manage "I wanted to see something, sry"
>Grab my shit and run, skip class next day
>Quiet spot in woods, beat my dick like it owes me money
>Pic: Found on fb years later, still have it saved
>I fucked up

>>734272286
fuck me, thats a great story, also your a fucking moron

>>734275265
is she still alive?

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>>734275265

>>734272319
hatred

>>734272383
Even that's gotta be exhausting

>>734272473
not really
just maddening

first

bumparoo

gump

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lets keep er goin

Requesting Anna H box/mega

Asian/MILF boxes?

Bumps

>>734270298

He's such a fucking mongoloid

This memorial day thing is too much. He disrespected the fuck out of the armed services. Why are we still sucking his dick?

>>734270513
>memorial day thing

haven't heard about it

enlighten me

>>734270513
yeah>>734270887
wat happened?

The TL;DR of Atlas Shrugged is:

>I'm such a stronk wymyn
>Librils are destroying the country
>I can't stop thinking about succumbing to the dicks of GREAT MEN
>Conservatives are the same as kids who take the ball and go home because they don't like the rules

What's it like being a 20 year old at a liberal arts college, OP?

>>734268952
yeap, that's the stuff..

>>734268846
no thanks

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fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you

>>734268846
prey the gay away

>>734268313
do drugs

have you thought about suicide

>>734268381
I'm on more painkillers than you could possibly imagine. Does that count?

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come oooon dubs!

>>734265240
Why not

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Roll
>>734265517
>>734265577

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>>734269519

>>734269519
>>734269628
I'll post wins if any

>>734269628
Dude ask if you want to hang out; stop being a dipshit. What is the worst that can happen?