Well shit /b/.... Id make a hot chick
That app realigns and warps your facial symmetry. For all you know you would look like an absolute Trainwreck as a girl
>>734302132
So people with good facial symmetry get better outcomes with the app?
>>734302276
It doesn't matter how fucked a face is. the app fixes it
Girlfriend wants to be a cam girl. Should i let her try it out?
No, she's a whore
>>734305117
I mean if your fine with a bunch of horny guys wanting to fuck your girlfriend and jack off to her sure, but if your not retarded then you shouldn't
>>734305187
You're*
Irish nudes thread. Kk preferred
You post first
Emily
>>734301606
Here's one
Why do poor people vote against their own interests?
>poor people
very little education
stupid hillbillys always vote republican. At least they're not voting for hillary and her dnc.
>>734301076
This. Both Republican and Democrat liars as far as the eye can see, have been stripping Americans of their rights for hundreds of years. The right to an affordable and proper education is one of those unalienable rights. This is the result, OP.
Does it make you upset that poor, uneducated people voted for somebody who didn't fit the mold of "politician"? Does it make you upset that he won? Of course it should. Action. Consequence.
Now fucking DEAL with it.
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP in >>>/trash/
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Ok.
Still here and >>734304129
Haha yeah it's from my phone. >>734304251
Alright what do you like about 2d more than 3D?
Dubs decide what I send there are no limits give me your worst /b/
>>734304093
Ill start jerking off my wiener waiting for you
>>734304093
im gay
who sends kisses with every text...
Hey /b/. What do you guys think about h3h3productions?
>>734304782
(((h3h3))).
>>734304782
Anyone could be h3h3
He's just a placeholder for that genre of content until someone better comes along and steals his subscriber base
S/fur thread going on
time for blue
trips get nudes
my god those tiny teeth did your mom drink a lot of vodka
titties now
if someone can get septs i will kill myself
Roll a 69 to decide what I do to my passed out alcoholic mom.
Dick in her ass with timestamp.
tit grab
>>734303731
Reroll.
Alright, annons I think we need to boycott the fuck of Kathy Griffin (pic related) and / or CNN. SPREAD THE WORD.
>boycotting something nobody likes
>>734302321
That makes no sense she's holding Trump's decapitated head we should be praising her is what you probably meant to say
>>734302321
You're going to boycott her? Were you a big fan before, consuming a lot of her content?
well about four months ago i told you faggots i was in line to inherit about 82 milion dollars from my pervert uncle who molested me as a kid after a good lengthy amount of legal shit and signing papers and waiting for shit it's official.i am the richest motherfucker on /b/
first to roll quads gets $35000
what the hell this might be real
rollin
>>734304095
Stop op plz an hero
time stamp fgt
Covfefe thread
>>734299135
Praise Be.
trump did it to confuse you into thinking he has large hands and he misspelled things on his smartphone
ohhhh boy idk what i just did, /b/.
>my homie's crazy girlfriend was caught cheating
>sending nudes to a dude with him sleeping in the background
>homie calls me out at 2am so we can talk
>i pick him up, we talk, smoke, chill by the ocean, and he pretty much lays his feelings out on the table
>i listen, try to give him some advice and an ear to listen
>i don't give the best advice, but i tried
>FF 1 week
>she's still in his house as i come by to drop off something for his brother
>after i leave i get this message on my phone saying that she doesn't want to be friends with me because his brother (who is also one of my longtime friends) is harassing her through facebook
>.. ok?
>i give her a fucking novel of a message basically saying how i defended her when he spoke that shit when i was in the room, how i was always on her side when shit turned ugly, and basically told her that i treated her like a close friend
>also threw in that i knew what she did
>might get off the hook with my homie, but not me
>i got loyalty that rivals a dog
>message goes on about other shit she's done and why she's a manipulative person
>Day after, i go hang out with his brother in his room
>hear SCREAMING
>not yelling, but blood-curdling screams
>like the REEEEEEEE soundclip irl
>apparently, she read my message and got super #triggered
>hear shit being thrown around
>hear people hitting the ground and wrestling
>i'm still with his brother, downstairs in his room, he's turning up his TV, and we still hear this shit through a closed door and loud ass PC fans
>in the middle of the chaos, sirens in the distance
>no fucking way
>sirens get closer
>NO FUCKING WAY
>sirens are right outside the house
>ITSHAPPENING.jpg
>we hear footsteps to the door, and her voice right outside his brother's window
>can't make out what she's saying sadly
>shit dies down,
>he comes down, teary-eyed and cracked voice
>asks me to drive him to a dispensary
>agree, hop in my car, and go
CONT 1/?
Skimmed thru and saw cringeworthy 4chan lingo so I'm out
>>734301431
>is on 4chan
>>734301514
So if I walked into an elementary school I'd have to speak like one too
How can Trump at the age of 70, have a son at the age of 11.
????
>>734300071
very carefully
>>734300071
Simple, have a child at 59. You retarded?
>>734300071
Wait.
That autistic kid who is in all those gifs with Melania is Trump's son? Not his grandson?