I'm on patrol in this sector, and I've detected a distress signal in this vicinity. May I be of assistance?
It is a cruel, unforgiving world out there, but you needn't go it alone. You have backup. Let us strategize as cleverly as possible, so that today's troubles may become tomorrow's conquest.
For the Glory of Anonkind, I ask you: what is on your mind?
>advice
>vent
>relax
>>734255581
Hey, senpai!
>>734255581
Reporting!
>>734255581
Hiya Sis!
>>734255642
Heya Bun!
what's the best way to obtain windows 7 for free?
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>>734253906
Nothing
>>734254646
good ol subway
Why do we have a reward system? Who does the brain need to convince? Who takes the actions in your body? Are YOU your brain?
>general reflection and thoughts thread
>reward
Because rewards are nothing more than communications and exchanges between colonies of cells to fulfill mutual benefit- usually. Our rationalization of rewards is more "complex", but at it's core no different than an amoeba having a "need" to consume a smaller organism and proliferate.
>Who does the brain need to convince
Itself, for the most part. And it does this before you even hear your inner narrative, before you're even aware you've made a decision.
>Who takes the actions in your body
Define actions. Because on a macroscopic scale, everything of your body is in turn you, and your entire body can commit to an action as a whole. But if you're picky about agency, then you can debate whether or not a blood cell is "you" doing something you're not consciously telling it to do.
>Are YOU your brain
As far as I am concerned, yes. If you separated my lobes, I would become two different people, except one of them could not speak. If you removed my brain, loosely speaking, I would also be removed.
>>734254180
Well, no more thoughts thread
>>734254407
Why not?
New York Thread
Where my 631 at?
>>734253862
315 niggas
>>734254568
lets get those 315's
518
Who has the Amy Schumer nude leaks?
>>734254845
>[Post a Reply]
who would want to see this
>>734254845
http://skippingkunekunes.com/yahoo_site_admin/assets/images/Lady_obese_pig.23175943_std.JPG
I'm ready... You ready? Fuck my life.
>>734254830
My body is ready
Do ittttt, mo'fuckaaaa
s/fur thread, requesting anal
bump for general s/fur interest
>>734255864
s/fur is dead
>>734255119
Bumping
new fb/ig fap
How do you tell the police that your wife is missing and not look guilty? She's been missing for around 20 hours now
You're going to look guilty either way. They're def gonna question you harder if you don't say anything. Looks like you're hiding something.
You could try calling her folks first and see if they have heard from her, then call the police.
>>734251719
If she's missing isn't the question she's definitely missing
>*boom*...*Boom*....*CRASH*
That's literally all it takes for this guy to break into your door tonight and threaten your entire family tonight. Do you have the proper protection to fend him off?
>>734251008
Pepper spray and a bat.
Blind him, hit him on the head, drag him downstairs, tie him up, proceed to do sick shit to him.
pit bull to keep him distracted, loaded (but not chambered) short barrel 12 gauge under my bed loaded with 00 buckshot. I'm aight.
>>734251008
Please break in, pleeeaasseeeeeeeeee
I have some 77 grain 5.56 rounds I'd love to test out on a human target
New fluffy thread. Last one died out.
I like when the fluffy suffers.
>>734252788
or at least about to
Find a flaw.
Too old
it's a fucking drawing
>>734255359
I wouldn't be able to post it if it wasn't.
American is largely comprised of idiots.
>>734254466
vacuum? wat
>wisconsin
How is necessary not on there?
Hey /b/ can you edit this pic to make it look like I have money; like a nice truck in the background or something. Trying to impress this girl.
>>734249483
You will impress her more if you are honest.
If she doesn't like you because you don't have riches, you did yourself a favour, she is scum.
Don't be someone you are not, you will always be found out, and then word will spread that you lie about yourself, and that will promote mistrust by others with you.
And you will never be accepted.
here you go bro
>>734249483
And that's some gay shit. I'm trying to fuck bitches.
Let's see those saved cock/cum tributes
damn thats one disgusting cock