/wwe/ general #2046 - you think you know me edition

fuck off

>>1218111
Why is Elimination Chamber in 2k16 so unplayable

>>1218135
Why did you need a trip to post this?

/asp/ is full of cancer and I want 2015 /asp/ back

>>1218114
wew this aggression

>>1218217
RUTHLESS
AGRESSION!

*slaps*

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Who has the best superkick and why is it Champion Gundyr?

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>>1218223

you think you know me

>>1218243
His theme makes me hard desu

WHEN MY HAND GOES UP YOUR MOUTH GOES SHUT

>no way hose debut match
>a fucking gremlin dressed up as civil war era school play guy comes out to biddle music
>is called the ax man
>a dancing black man comes out
>comedy spots
>instantly over
>its the blackdango
>fucking weak airplane spin
>baseball bat hits
>no capoiera

man what the fuck is this.
come on man what the fuck son.

you already have a dancing black guy in Rich Swann.

then fucking Austin Aries cuts the Scott Steiner "im not a hard man to find promo".

what the fuck NXT.

>>1218402
booooooooo

RIP Chyna

Also, Haitch jobbed to Deano, what the fuck?

WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>tfw you superkick the crosswalk button in front of people
Never felt so badass

this smackdown was pretty good for a smackdown.

miz got to heel it up to another level, bullet club got teased a little more, and vaudvillains got to actually speak.

lawler is somehow getting worse on commentary and acting incredulous whenever mauro has the correct names for moves

>>1218135
Maybe one day they'll fix fucking tag matches and ladder ones

>>1218468
House shows don't matter, you know

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>wake up
>chyna ded

HAHAHAHAHAHA YOURE NEXT STEINER NO ONE MESSES WITH THE KING OF KINGS I AM THE GAME

>>1218523
YOU SEE UHH THE THING IS

>>1218523
I'm genuinely expecting a posthumous HoF induction next year

>Haitch says he'll never induct her because muh porn
>she dies
>fast forward a year

>AND NOW-UHHHH
>SOMEONE-UHHH
>WHO SHAPED MY CAREER-UHHHH
>SHE WAS THERE-UHHHH
>DURING THE GENESIS-UHHHH
>OF THE GAME-UHHHHH
>CHYNUUHHHHH

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>no cena
>lowest ratings
Cena confirmed for the glue holding the WWE together.

>>1218554
But he's not wearing lingerie

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>You will never be stuck under Naomi's gigantic brown ass, her belly bloated with gas and asscheeks jiggling and clapping each time she farts in your face. "Nnngh, damn, that's rank! You tellin' me you actually LIKE this?"

>>1218560
Stop giving me new fetishes, anon.

>>1218560
>>1218569
>Naomi will never rip a mean beanblast into your gaping maw, letting you gobble up that ferocious hurricane of breakfast and lunch that courses down your eager throat

I am HARD!

>>1218560
>>1218569
>>1218577
>you will never strech your tounge across Naomi's two gigantic buttocks and above her butthole as she rips a giant fart right on it

I'm a faggot you know

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>>1218577
You ruined it for me, lad.

>>1218591
Kevin Owens has a shitty house

>chyna dies
>will get overshadowed because goddamn prince died
>the province of chyna

>>1218475
Go get ready for your jobbing Becky

>>1218621
>because goddamn prince died
>heh dumb memers won't get me this time
>google it
>it's fucking true
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>1218628
>yfw Prince gets into WWE HOF but Chyna does not

PURPLE RAIN

PURPLE RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN

What are the current MR women power rankings? Divide them into tiers.

>>1218638
God tier:
Sasha Banks

High tier:
Charlotte
Nattie

Jobber tier:
Everyone else

This is how it'll be for the next 5 years too. Just swap out Nattie for Bayley when she arrives.

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>>1218638
>I watch women's wrestling

>>1218655
That's so cute

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>>1218659

Shame we don't have flags here 2bh lads

>>1218675
I miss being able to filter britcucks and canacucks

>>1218675
Kys lanklet Chad

>>1218560
>>1218569
>>1218577
>>1218589
have sex

>>1218638
Asscar > Emma = Sasha = Nattie > Becky = Charlotte > Bay Leno > Eva Marie > the rest

>>1218688
>>>>reddit

>>1218693
>>>/r9k/

>>1218698
>>>reddit

>>1218690
>A jobber like Becky above FemCena
i want some of what you're on

>>1218702
>>>/r9k/

>>1218707
>>>>reddit

>>1218707
>>>>>reddit

>>1218709
>>1218711
>>1218715
>>>/r9k/

>>1218719
>>>>>>reddit

>>1218693
>>1218698
>>1218702
>>1218707
>>1218709
>>1218711
>>1218715
>>1218719
>>>/asp/

>>1218724
We're here

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>>1218727

>>1218738
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>reddit

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>>1218746
Guess this one's on me.

MAKE A NAME FOR YOURSELF KID

FFFFFUUUUUCCCCCKK THE MEME LEVELS ARE OVER 9000000 SOFJWNDLCKSNBSXOXBWBDKFOSJSBDBAXNZLXPAOWBSXN

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>>1218560
>>1218569
>>1218577
>>1218589

>>1218560
i want her to shit on my cock

wow another WILD /wwe/ general ahahaha how do you guys come up with these crazy ideas #greatestbrosintheworld

>>1218780
Wtf is wrong with you

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would you?

>>1218794
Please shave

>>1218824
probably not

>>1218824
I would sniff her farts but nothing more

>>1218824
Why the fuck are her legs black. She's fucking disgusting

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>>1218591
>Reminder this is what average sasha banks marks look like

>>1218853
That's just your average American, anon.

>>1218853
>approaching wrestlers at airports

lmao

All the stupid idiots are so angry that Jericho beat [AJ] Styles, Jericho buried Styles. You’re damn right I did. I buried him. I’m gonna bury everybody I work against because nobody can touch me. And everybody who thought AJ Styles was gonna come in, and AJ Styles was going to win, I proved you all wrong. I’ve been listening to the show and you can stop it. All of you can…I’m sick of this…all you guys are mad about it and yet I still won. I will bury everyone from this moment forward.

>>1218867
>I will bury everyone from this moment forward
Really looking forward to JeriGOAT burying le whacky man at Payback. Never has a wrestler been more overrated

>>1218862
Nah it's all sasha banks fan because they're all american only

>>1218853
>Seth confirming that he's actually a fat mark that stalks Divas

>>1218853
holy fuck senpai, he looks like me.

>>1218853
>Reminder this is what average fart fetishists look like

>>1218910
>>>reddit

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>>1218913
>Everyone I don't like is reddit!
>>>/y/
>>>/o/
>>>/u/
>>>/r/

>>>/m/
>>>/o/
>>>/t/
>>>/h/
>>>/e/
>>>/r/
>>>/s/

>>>/b/
>>>/a/
>>>/s/
>>>/e/
>>>/m/
>>>/e/
>>>/n/
>>>/t/

>>1218924
>>>/reddit/
fuck off

>>1218931
>>>/wooo/

>>1218932
He's a alcoholic nigger NEET

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>>1218932
Fuckin saved.

How assblasted and worked was Bretcunt when this happened?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kgW2G5QoHFY

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>>1218680
fuck off Boist

>>1218960
>>1218932
what a fucking autist loser

>Steph had Prince killed to bury Chyna's death

>tfw Roman Marks are deluding themselves into thinking it's not Roman who's directly responsible for the loss ratings

it's not healthy to engage in these fantasies

>>1218560
Cameron is the only nigress for me

>>1219092
I'd sniff her farts as well

>>1219064
>deanetty fans trying to find whatever excuses they can find to bail him out of yet another record low when he mainevents.

>>1219105
>roman gets the highest ratings

>IT'S THE BULLET CLUB NOT ROMAN

>sef 2.4 RECORD LOW

>IT'S THE AUTHORITY STUPID SHITTY STORY LINE!

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Who /based/ here?

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>>1219128
right here

>>1218853
I know online you faggots like to act like you have these high standards when selecting your "waifu" but in real life you would all approach any of the women wrestlers who are willing to take a photo with you. So if he wasn't a Sasha fag before he is now and you would all do the same thing. This why you all need to have sex.

>>1219141
>all this projection
speak for yourself my friend

remember the time ziggler and cesaro had a 2/3 falls match and dolph won 2-0?

kek

>>1219141

Don't think anyone here has ever approached a woman to chat up. Too busy posting in waifu threads and polluting their minds with hentai.

>>1219141
>selecting your "waifu"
please have sex. no one except virgins have waifus

>>1219063

epic joke /b/ro

>>1219178
Road Pup btfo

>>1219178
why are people white knighting for chyna?

Triple H didn't force her to do porn. She ruined herself, should've just an hero herself like every other beta male when they get their heart broke

>>1219196
this

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>tfw Chyna knew what was in Vinces lockbox so they murdered her and made it look like an hero

IMPORTANT
POLL
O
L
L

http://www.strawpoll.me/10011516

>>1219178
White knights messing with the personal issues! HOW WEIRD

it has begun

wwe uploading a bunch of chyna clips to youtube

>>1219270
oh, she's getting the ten bell salute for sure now

>>1219196

X-pac also did porn and was at mania last year. Why are you having double standards?

>people thought No Way Jose was good

NXT marks will praise anything, but if TNA did that same shit, they wouldn't stop hating it

>>1218924
>he doesn't hang out in comfy twing/o/ threads

>>1219282
They just enjoyed the build-up too much to admit he was a let-down

>>1219282
Don't know where you've been lurking but that nigger sucked.

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IT'S HAPPENING

>>1219282
You do know that noone liked that right? In the NXT thread people were very lukewarm

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>2k16
>be the US champ
>constantly put in matches against Cena on SmackDown and Superstars
>actually getting fucking boring playing against him all the time
>one match on SD
>match goes on for 10 minutes again because Cena can take a fucking beating
>hit my finisher, go for a pin
>game crashes

>>1219304
>>1219310
Surprise, reddit loved it.

>>1219275
>X-pac also did porn and was at mania last year. Why are you having double standards

The tape was leaked and he didn't sign a porn deal ya shitter nigger

>>1219314
Source?

>>1219196
>>1219264
>white knighting

you keep using that word that you don't seem to understand

>>1219319
benoit yourself dean mark

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2/10
My dick hurts..

>"It's basically a show about Brie and I and our family, more about our life outside the ring. You get to see my surgery up close and personal."

>Brie Bella added that we will also get to see Daniel Bryan's retirement up close and personal. Nikki also revealed that after having neck surgery in January, she couldn't leave her house for three months, so family took over the house and cameras were rolling. Brie said despite Cena's busy schedule, he will have plenty of camera time because of the rules he made for his house. Brie said:

>"You will see him a lot because he made a lot of rules, and he makes sure they're all enforced."

is jahn autistic

>>1218111
His song sucks.

>>1219392
I hope one of the rules is that they must blare his theme song whenever he enters a room and refer to him as The Champ.

>>1219392
>autistic

a man's home is his castle, you dumb nigger

>>1219178
>you don't know me!

He's a grown-ass man. Cringe as fuck.

>>1219408
please lose weight

>>1219416
sunlight

>>1219417
clorox

It sickens me to see Triple H, Shawn Michaels, Stephanie McMahon comment about Chyna like they care.

They're the ones that drove her to insanity.

>>1219425
Nobody was to blame for her condition but her

>>1219425
why are you trying to take my gimmick?

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>>1219425

She is entirely responsible for everything she ever did.

>>1219134
RECORD
E
C
O
R
D

LOW
O
W

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kek

WWE have it hard.

>If they don't acknowledge Chyna's death
>smarks : omg so petty
>If they do
>smarks : omg so fake
Today everyone outside this glorious place were shitting on HHH and Steph, how stupid can you be?

>>1219426
>>1219473

Empathy my fellow anons.

It wasn't her wishes to be dressed like she hulk and get gang banged and take the bukake. She needed to do what she did to survive.

>>1219064
They're just a bunch of manbabys.

When ratings were low with Seth as champion they spammed record low any chance they could get. Now that ratings are at a record low with Roman, they're just butthurt because their own shitposting is being used against them.

>>1219390
What an attention whore
Once she loses her looks she'll be dressing up as Mick

>>1219064

put your trips back on keanan nigger.

dean is the one who got the RECORD LOW 2.9

>>1219390
Is that seriously all you can produce? Lmao are you on fucking estrogen pills or something? You transitioning?

It's really sad how Chyna couldn't make up with WWE before she passed.

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Chyna's funeral

>>1219554
>HE'S JUST HAVIN FUN, MAGGLE

>>1219544
It is a bit shitty. All she wanted was to have her career recognised and celebrated.

The fact that they now think she was dead for days before somebody found her makes it worse somehow. Like she was so alone that she could drop off the radar for days before somebody came looking.

>>1219535
Nigga I already fapped two times today give me a break

>Del Rio got squashed by fucking Fandango at the live event tonight
>Memebrose beat Haitch clean again
what the hell is going on

>>1219544
>>1219558
it's funny that you neckbeards didn't give a shit about her before her death, and now you faggots wants to play the moralfag

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>>1219584
Ambrose is going to be next WWE champ
>I know this to be true

>>1219584
>not knowing that house shows are designed to send fans home happy

They'd put Ryder over Orton there and be happy with it.

>>1219590
Speak for yourself, retard. I always liked Chyna.

>>1219584
House shows are pretty much WWE fanfiction.

I can only remember one time a title has changed hands at a house show and it was in like the 90s or something

>>1218111
How early is too early to introduce a kid to wrestling?

>>1219596
> I always liked Chyna.
Yeah, after he death you shit nigger

Cody Rhodes as Cody Rhodes again when?

>>1219625
my sources are saying soon, WM was the last we're going to see as stardust

>>1219627
FalconArrow pls

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>tfw the fandango/rtruth match with goldust referee

>>1219627
>FalconArrow
are you falcon arrow?

are both paintball and airsoft toy guns?
>>1218246

>>1219584
>faces beat heels in a house show

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https://twitter.com/newageinsiders/status/723279478949056513

Did they?

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>>1219723
Definitely. Lynch on suicide watch

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Jerry Jarrett on Kevin Sullivan
>"Benoit took Kevins condo on Daytona Beach, he took his wife, he did a lot of stuff. Kevins a badass, Kevin would've kicked Benoits ass easily or stabbed him in the eye with a fork, he would've done something nasty. Nancy couldn't let it go, everyday she would tell Chris "Chris hes going to get you", "Watch him, hes going to get you". So years go by and Kevin told me "He took my wife, he took my condo in Daytona.." and he got the booking job and said "I'm not gunna do anything to him because I don't want to lose my job"."
So its basically confirmed that Kevin Sullivan murdered Chris Benoit and his family right?

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Didn't watch Smackdown this week, anything worth seeing?

>>1219905
goldust, fandango, rtruth was pretty amusing imo

end of miz vs aj

>>1219911
Cool thanks senpai

Remember when Rey Mysterio won the WWE Championship just to be ryder'd from it by the Cena/Punk storyline? Didn't see Punk mad at that, I thought he said he defended that kind of unfair treatment, I guess not when he is in the spotlight.

>>1218853
Based fucking Seth

>>1219625
If you want Rhodes back, all you have to do is get a smark website to say that Stardust is better. Cody is so much of an antismark that he'll get rid of the gimmick if the internet praises it

I like Roman Reigns and I wear lingerie

LINGEREIGNS MARKS WW@

>>1219955
Well I do like Roman and I am a girl so I do wear lingerie.

>>1219963
>and I am a girl

kys you're not a true romark

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>"I'm a 38-year-old man," he says. "I'd much rather it be a program geared toward me, whether that's TV-14 or sometimes even more graphic than that, which is what I like. For one thing, profanity brought fire out of people with personalities that backed the language. It's very difficult to say, 'Oh, you're being poopy,' especially when they're meant to be fighting words. And now, if someone starts to bleed, the referee intervenes to stop the bleeding. But before, you'd just let it fly. Blood is one of the things that made fights cool. Like, you knew it had gotten serious. I understand why we don't do it anymore. Vince has been a coach to me, a father figure, a boss and a friend, and his goal and my goal are the same: to make the company be as big as it can be. But, yeah, the blood is one thing I miss."

Based BMJ

>>1218853
Face Seth confirmed

O N T H I S D A Y

I S E E C L E A R L Y

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>>1219970
BUT KIDS CAN'T FIND OUT THAT PEOPLE BLEED GODDAMNIT!

>>1219974
O N T H I S D A Y
I W E A R L I N G E R I E
BECAUSE I LIKE ROMAN REIGNS

YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME
>guitar
H E Y

>>1219970
Profanity I can understand because it can make insults work wonders but the blood was never important.

>>1219984
If they allowed profanity do you think Roman would cut a promo about wanting to fuck his male, lingerie-wearing fans?

>>1219770
>>1219723
Any word on Kenny Omega coming up?
He's the only bullet club member I liked, that and AJ but he's stale now

>>1219984
Samoa Joe bleeding in the match he had with Balor kinda made it better with Joe going nuts on him. Until the fucking ref and doctors kept stopping the match

>>1219984
>tfw hemophobic

ty based vince

>>1219996
That Joe/Balor match was gonna be 5 stars but the stoppages hurt the momentum bad

>>1220000
>a Finn Baloring match was going to be five stars

I'll paypal you some money, buy a Roman Reigns shirt and some lingerie.

http://www.strawpoll.me/10013595

VOTE

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>>1220000
My friends call me quad.

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>>1220003

>>1220004
>not voting for J&J security

I don't have the gif about when they got the car.

>>1220004
Where's the lingerie option?

>>1219970

>implying he isn't pandering for those smark points

>>1220019
Why would he pander? They'll just boo him anyways

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>I have an announcement.

What did he mean by this?

>>1220027
Maybe he wears lingerie for Roman
lets get it trending!
#LingerieForLingereigns

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yo yo yo yo! Pop a forty and check your rollies, it's Cryme Tyme!

B R O O K L Y N ! B R O O K L Y N !

>We're bringin it, bringin it. we bringin' the hood to you
>We're bringin it, bringin it. whatchya gunna do
>We're bringin it, bringin it. we bringin' the hood to you
>We're bringin it, bringin it yeah that's how we do

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Samoa Joe just won the NXT title

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Kevin Owens is a fucking savage

>>1220054
Why would they give it to him at some shitty house show and not Takeover?

>>1220060
Kek fat neckbeard is so bitter because he got not one but two legit autistic kids.

>>1220054
Imagine defending your title without summoning the Demon
>Finn screwed Finn

https://twitter.com/WWE/status/723334837780795393

lel

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>>1220086
Why of course not show it live on the network.

>>1220086

Bullet Club confirmed for Payback.

>perfectly good general up
>the cancer has grown so much it still shits up the board with its awful memes and pointless threads
I don't think this semen slurping board is for me anymore lads

>>1220086
>>1220103
it'll swap back at another house show, just in time for the nxt taping next week

>tfw /asp/ is so riddled with cancer it ought to be getting john cena to visit from the make a wish foundation

>>1218238
Anyone have a link to Cena's entrance music here? Can't find it.

>there are people in this thread who aren't wearing lingerie RIGHT NOW

>>1220356
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=john+cena+entrance+theme+

I just started watching wrestling again this past week after not watching it since I was a kid and I want to ask, is smackdown usually better than raw? I've enjoyed it more than Raw so far for whatever reason. To be honest I think Raw feels a bit too long at 3 hours. I thought it would be cool at first but I don't think they make very good use of that extra hour and it starts to drag a bit.

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>>1220360

>>1220359
Worst gimmick since blissfag

Remember the time Cena was scared back into a cage by a singing demon child?

>>1220375
>tfw you throw an infant at John for a guaranteed win on him

I hate everyone.

Since Chyna left WWE she became a massive fucking joke and literally everyone inside and outside the business talked shit and wanted her to disappear from history, for all intents and purposes.

But now she's dead, and she's a living legend, rip, wrestling will never be the same. People are such fucking hypocrites.

>>1220380
Literally PR, bro.

>>1220380
Shut up, Chyna's Ghost.

>>1220380
18+

>>1220380
Welcome to the real world kiddo

>>1220246
You mean 4chan

asp is bad, but all boards are just as shitty, just preteen retards spouting memes and being edgy

everyone outgrows 4chan eventually

i want /wwe/ to go back to /sp/

>>1220389
K

>>1220380
>ignore Chyna
BOOHOO WWE BEING CLASSLESS SHITS

>praise Chyna
BOOHOO WWE BEING HYPOCRITE SHITS

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does anyone else fantasize about fucking a cute trap boi pussi?

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>>1220380
Chyna was a glorified valet and a shitty wrestler. But dying makes you a good person. Look at Michael Jackson. Dude got death threats and was reviled globally as a pedophile.
Then he dies, and becomes a saint and everyone loves him again.

>>1220394
Well yeah, now it'll always be a lose-lose situation for WWE and anyone that chose not to help her out while they had the chance. (A majority of them still don't care.)

At this point, all they can do is DC.

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>Owens calling Jericho the GOAT and Jericho replying and saying Owens is the Donkey
>Owens and Jericho yelling CANADA at the end of Smackdown

>>1218544
He is wwes only star and draw now.

>>1220436
>2016
>hating Cena
Literally no reason. 8, 4, maybe even 2 years ago, I can see why, but now it's just edgy as fuck.

>>1219521
The ratings are low because of the indy manlets, ambrose, and reigns. None of them will ever draw.

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Crusing down the road in my pickup truck

I heard my name called then said whats up

I turned my head then what did i see

A fat sonna bitch staring right at me

I hollered and yelled told him to get lost

If he didnt listen hed learn the cost

Then what would you know

Who could it be

This fat sonna bitch was Samoa Joey

I told him to lose weight and called him Samoan trash

He started to cry, I started to laugh

I said I come from a highly educated university

So your fatass better have some respect for me

Is it wrong that I like No Way Jose's theme?

>>1220450
that's what happens when the company forgets how to make stars

welp, guys this might be my last time posting for a while..

my mom is kicking me out and i need to find a apartment let alone a job.

life is so fucking hard man

>>1220478
my other trip is banned, i have to use this one.

Lingerie gimmick is the Jeff Jarrett of /asp/ gimmicks. Never drew a dime.

>>1220485
believe what you want dude.

any easy job that takes literally no skill or thinking?

i think i have literal autism but i never went to the doctors to check

>>1220061
Trying to hand off the title without too many ppl knowing. So it's a surprise when Balor shows up at Payback

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>>1218111
Rollins>>>>Deanetty>Reigns

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>>1218111
Rollins>>>>Deanetty>Reigns

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>>1220527
>>1220528
from lowest to highest ratings

The bellas are a cancer to WWE and continue to be even though they're not even competing in the ring anymore.

Total Bellas, what the fuck is this shit.

>>1220538
>a show featuring the GOAT, based D-Bry and Johnny Ace at the same time
>you choose to complain

>>1220045
Did anyone buy JTG's new book?

>>1220538
it brings in the women audience

>>1220538
>Show where I can watch DBry and BMJ
Sounds better than Raw

>tfw Cena/Bryan never got the chance to be an long term face-face rivalry

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>Joey Samoey won the title from Balor at a house show
>mfw this may mean Finn "Vanilla Midget" Balor will make it to the main roster

Please no.

Finn is so fucking bland it's not even funny

>>1220538
>weekly dose of the two GOATs
It'll be great

>>1220061
Because they wanted Finn to break Neville's record first.

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>it's a pedo mod episode

>>1220600
he's a lot better as a heel. kind of like austin aries is boring as fuck on nxt right now and should just go full heel

>Finn balor come to roster as leader of balor club
>aj vs Finn long ass feud after balor club and Finn fucks aj chance at the title

Fucking zzzzzzzzz

>>1218409
>from the Domincan Republic
>black

fuckin' whitey

>>1218468
Deano still gettin' that brass ring
>>1218517
Samoa Joe literally won the NXT title at a house show tonight desu

>>1218853
this is why I'd never approach any celebrity in public and ask for a photo

>>1220729
i heard wrestlers are nice, but just don't ask for photos during their flights and shit because they're tired.

>>1220735
i would hope so, most of them seem cool but then again you know some of them (coughreignscough) have a thing against people over the age of 18 still liking wrestling

>>1220735
Which is perfectly reasonable. I wouldn't think anything of it if they straight up declined to take pictures in airports or when out with their families.

So it's confirmed Balor is going to cost AJ the title at Payback, right?

The E&BC/Vaudevillains segment from Smackdown was pretty decent desu.

Why is the general so dead now? It gets straight up ignored for hours at a time these days.

>>1221132
Because we can post our own threads about the topics we want to talk about and there will be much less shitposting than in the general

>>1218523
>HAHAHAHAHAHA YOURE NEXT STEINER
NIgga Stienier is going nowhere.

Hes in a comfortable position without any stress.

>changing the title at a house show instead of NXT Dallas

>>1221147
Probably wanted to see the reaction of the "bullet" club.

>>1221149
It's pretty clear they were going to be over.
Having Joe and Asuka win the titles by chokeout on the same night would have been a better story to tell.

>>1220600
You are legitimately, 100%, the most Reddit poster I've ever seen on this site in my 12 years here. Please God, please adopt a trip so I can filter you.

>>1220343
Would lel at this.

It'd be sub-Ryder tier.

>>1220661
I agree, can't wait to watch Nikki and Brie on a weekly basis.

>>1221128
If the crowd ever chants that along with him he's going to become literally erect in the middle of the ring.

>>1221137
>less shitposting
lol no

>>1221129
What happened? Was there a match or was it just promos?

>>1221155
Reddit you say the exact opposite about Finn you total spanner

>>1221167
Just a promo. le old timey strongmen are serviceable enough talkers

>>1221155
Reddit loves Finn you cuckold.

>>1221174
Cool. I wasn't up for watching a boring ass TV match but I'll check it out.

So, Im OFF from the internet 1 day, JUST ONE FUCKING DAY! And Chyna is dead, Samoa Joe is NXT Champion.

What the fuck happend yesterday?

>>1221179
Prince died.

>>1221179
Prince dies from the flu, Chyna died from sleeping pills, and Joe won the title at a house show were TV cameras where so they did film it.

This may mean sadly for us that Finn "More Boring than Sami Zayn" Balor make become main roster with LE EBIN BALOR CLUB

>>1221182
No ones more boring than sami

So is Balor actually injured or not?

>>1221174
Watching it now, it's pretty bad Tbh. Vaudevillains are terrible at working the crowd and have no heat. Also nothing Enzo said made sense.

>>1221193
But then Mauro just said "cantankerous canucks" and there was an advert for what could be the worst D-movie of all time with Ziggler and Kane and all suddenly Smackdown was redeemed.

Holy fuck that movie looks hilariously bad.

>>1221190
No.

>See you all on monday!
What did Finn mean by this

>>1221205
>debuting in CT

Why? Wait until Payback where he'll actually get a reaction.

>>1221197
Just watched the main event. Holy shit, Ambrose got pinned after a low blow.

Not a low blow then a roll-up. Now a low blow then a finisher. Just a low blow, he fell on the mat and Owens just pinned him.

Although Owens and Jericho's post-match bantz made up for it.

>>1221197

I watched that movie last night because of that ad and it was just as shit as you'd expect.

The only cool part was Rusev disarming Ziggler.

>>1221233
Owens and Jericho's little oddball friendship is great

>>1220086

Why even bother?

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>tfw Big Momma Pump is finally wrestling again

>>1220060

Literal 4chan neckbeard with those """"jokes""""

>>1218409
>>1220723

>mfw finally a wrestler from my country in a mjor company

I don´t even care that he is LE FUNNY DANCING MAN but they could have given him a better name than No Way Jose

>>1221238

YOURE THE GOAT

YOURE THE GOAT

>>1221243
Is based Dana back in action? NXT womans division will finally be worth watching again

>>1221251
Yes. She was in a tag team match at the event last night.

>>1221237
Cool. Is it on the Network?

>>1221238
Could get behind them as a tag team Tbh. God knows they need a new heel team.

>>1219316

You're a complete and utter idiot. Thanks for proving my point.

>He didn't sign a porn deal

Feces for a brain.

>>1221252
sweet

>>1221253

nah, got it from yts

https://yts.gs/movies/countdown-2016

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>>1221250
YOU LIKE THIS, HUH DAD

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>>1221272

>>1218230
Too bad he gets easily parried like a bitch boi

>>1221308
He's lost at house shows

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I'm not a good guy
I'm not a bad guy
I'm a Legosexual guy

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>>1218111
I missed my cue!!!

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>filter out mark and club tripcodes
>filter out punk copy pasta
>filter out hi phil, stop posting phil, etc
>suddenly the board has like no threads and posts

wew

>>1218114
you fuck off