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Big Show vs. Kane 2016-07-02 22:06:31 Post No.1435529
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Big Show vs. Kane Anonymous 2016-07-02 22:06:31 Post No. 1435529 [Report] [View this topic]

Who would win if these two beasts fought in the ring?
Big Show obviously has the size advantage and has the knockout punch which has low accuracy but high damage.
Kane however is faster, stronger, and has the power of flames which has decent AoE damage.
Who would win?

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Anonymous 2016-07-02 22:07:40 Post No.1435534
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Anonymous 2016-07-02 22:07:40 Post No.1435534 [Report]

Big Show. He's a damn giant

Anonymous 2016-07-02 22:15:29 Post No.1435551
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Anonymous 2016-07-02 22:15:29 Post No.1435551 [Report]

>>1435529
Big Show obviously

Nothing can stop a damn giant, not even fire.

Anonymous 2016-07-02 22:18:41 Post No.1435558
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Anonymous 2016-07-02 22:18:41 Post No.1435558 [Report]

>>1435529
Can ANYONE lift the Big Show?
I don't think it's possible, lads.

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Anonymous 2016-07-02 21:57:17 Post No. 1435519 [Report] [View this topic]

What is he thinking?

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Anonymous 2016-07-02 21:59:29 Post No.1435522
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Anonymous 2016-07-02 21:59:29 Post No.1435522 [Report]

>>1435519
Fuck that. Let's talk about dem thicc thighs

Anonymous 2016-07-02 22:01:47 Post No.1435524
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Anonymous 2016-07-02 22:01:47 Post No.1435524 [Report]

I like his shoes. Are those alligator?

Anonymous 2016-07-02 22:20:56 Post No.1435563
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Anonymous 2016-07-02 22:20:56 Post No.1435563 [Report]

>>1435519
This thread is stupid

Anonymous
2016-07-02 21:30:19 Post No.1435468
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Anonymous 2016-07-02 21:30:19 Post No. 1435468 [Report] [View this topic]

Do you believe he's just lucky or an actual genius?

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Anonymous 2016-07-02 21:46:00 Post No.1435487
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Anonymous 2016-07-02 21:46:00 Post No.1435487 [Report]

>>1435468
Undoubtedly a genius.

Anonymous 2016-07-02 21:46:13 Post No.1435489
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Anonymous 2016-07-02 21:46:13 Post No.1435489 [Report]

Lucky and smart enough to listen to the smarter people around him.

Anonymous 2016-07-02 21:51:03 Post No.1435502
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Anonymous 2016-07-02 21:51:03 Post No.1435502 [Report]

He's a genius. This should be apparent when he went senile, steph and haitch took over and WWE dropped to shit.

Anonymous
2016-07-02 21:27:40 Post No.1435462
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Anonymous 2016-07-02 21:27:40 Post No. 1435462 [Report] [View this topic]

Would taking up a martial art really improve my confidence and general self worth? I'm not looking to get ripped, or even be able to beat people up, just really need something to give me some sort of confidence to do things with my life and not view myself as a useless piece of shit.
Also, is it a pathetic thing to take up at 26?

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Anonymous 2016-07-02 21:28:52 Post No.1435463
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>>1435462
It would but first you should lose weight and have sex, also gain height if you're under 6'0''. Then you'll be fully ready

Anonymous 2016-07-02 21:36:30 Post No.1435476
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Anonymous 2016-07-02 21:36:30 Post No.1435476 [Report]

>>1435463
I'm skinny, have sex regularly and am 6'1".
Doesn't help.

Anonymous 2016-07-02 21:39:17 Post No.1435478
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Anonymous 2016-07-02 21:39:17 Post No.1435478 [Report]

>>1435462
Pick a martial art and go for it. Bjj, judo and Tai chi are typical for people that think they are to old, so go with one of those.
If you need inspiration, read Falling Hard by Mark Law.
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2016-07-02 21:04:43 Post No.1435422
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Anonymous 2016-07-02 21:04:43 Post No. 1435422 [Report] [View this topic]

Haha.! I busted out laughing ever time that I seen her cry as well.!! Then I though imagine if she was my Girlfriend..!!? Holy Smokes.!! U walk in the house after working a looong day 2 her sitting on the couch crying.!! What's wrong honey..!!? She says "the phone rang & I couldn't get 2 it on time.!!" Just imagine what she is like during PMS.!! Hahaha..!!

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Anonymous 2016-07-02 21:06:29 Post No.1435426
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Anonymous 2016-07-02 21:06:29 Post No.1435426 [Report]

where the fuck do these come from

Anonymous 2016-07-02 21:12:25 Post No.1435435
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>>1435426

Haha.! From my mind, can you imagine having a mind that just thinks about your Girlfriend and if she cries all day..!!??

Anonymous 2016-07-02 21:52:27 Post No.1435506
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>>1435435
would love to taste her feet

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2016-07-02 21:00:22 Post No.1435417
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Anonymous 2016-07-02 21:00:22 Post No. 1435417 [Report] [View this topic]

Team Smark vs Team Anti-Smark is happening this summer in August. Who's fighting who? What will be the match type?

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Anonymous 2016-07-02 21:24:33 Post No.1435456
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Anonymous 2016-07-02 21:24:33 Post No.1435456 [Report]

Team Smark:
ryback
tyson kidd
cody rhodes
damien mizdow

team anti-smark:
john cena
aj styles
kevin owens
the new day

Anonymous 2016-07-02 21:47:58 Post No.1435495
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Anonymous 2016-07-02 21:47:58 Post No.1435495 [Report]

Team Smark
>Cesaro
>KO
>Zayn
>Nakamura

Team Anti-Smark
>John Cena
>Roman Reigns
>Vader
>Big Show
>Ryback

4 vs 4 Tornado Elimination Match, the last two then will fight in a 3 stages of hell match

Anonymous 2016-07-02 21:49:03 Post No.1435496
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Anonymous 2016-07-02 21:49:03 Post No.1435496 [Report]

>>1435495
I miss one for the smarks, lets put Zack Ryder

Anonymous
Jdfromny JoeCronin 2016-07-02 20:57:08 Post No.1435411
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Jdfromny JoeCronin Anonymous 2016-07-02 20:57:08 Post No. 1435411 [Report] [View this topic]

When will they get a show on the network guys?

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Anonymous 2016-07-02 21:22:33 Post No.1435453
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Anonymous 2016-07-02 21:22:33 Post No.1435453 [Report]

It would be the death of wwe

Anonymous 2016-07-02 21:55:44 Post No.1435513
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Anonymous 2016-07-02 21:55:44 Post No.1435513 [Report]

>>1435411
Why would they give JD a show on the network when he shits on anything not NXT?

Anonymous 2016-07-02 22:29:03 Post No.1435581
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Anonymous 2016-07-02 22:29:03 Post No.1435581 [Report]

i like jd every now and then

cronin is terrible though

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2016-07-02 20:48:37 Post No.1435397
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Anonymous 2016-07-02 20:48:37 Post No. 1435397 [Report] [View this topic]

Name a better match than this. Protip:You cant

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Anonymous 2016-07-02 20:50:13 Post No.1435399
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Anonymous 2016-07-02 20:51:43 Post No.1435404
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Anonymous 2016-07-02 20:51:43 Post No.1435404 [Report]

>>1435397
All Bret vs Austin matches

Bret vs Owen WM10

Bret vs Diesel SS 95

Bret vs 123 kid raw 94

what do i win?

Anonymous 2016-07-02 21:13:30 Post No.1435438
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Anonymous 2016-07-02 21:13:30 Post No.1435438 [Report]

Macho Man Randy Savage versus "The Dragon" Ricky Steamboat at Wrestlemania III.

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2016-07-02 20:45:53 Post No.1435395
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Anonymous 2016-07-02 20:45:53 Post No. 1435395 [Report] [View this topic]

So does anyone from /asp/ know anything about this sport? It's called jai alai and I have watched a little bit of it and I think it looks fun as fuck to play. Other than seeing a couple of clips, I know absolutely nothing about it.

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Anonymous 2016-07-02 20:49:08 Post No.1435398
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Anonymous 2016-07-02 20:49:08 Post No.1435398 [Report]

Read this fambulance

http://www.sbnation.com/longform/2013/2/28/4036934/jai-alai-sport-in-america-miami

Anonymous 2016-07-02 20:54:13 Post No.1435408
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>>1435398
I could totally see this as a field day for cocaine kingpins in 1980's Miami. I bet Tony Montana had his own private jai alai court or "fronton"

Anonymous 2016-07-02 20:58:52 Post No.1435414
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Anonymous 2016-07-02 20:58:52 Post No.1435414 [Report]

I've heard that people died from playing this. It would suck to be hit with that ball, holy fuck. I saw the thing on jackass where they hurled oranges at johnny and steve o, imagine if that was the actual ball they used.

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2016-07-02 20:38:54 Post No.1435385
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Anonymous 2016-07-02 20:38:54 Post No. 1435385 [Report] [View this topic]

Is having shitty tattoos a prerequisite to becoming a professional wrestler? And it's usually stupid middle school shit like skulls, flames, or tribal designs. Why do they do this?

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Anonymous 2016-07-02 20:39:48 Post No.1435387
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Anonymous 2016-07-02 20:39:48 Post No.1435387 [Report]

all tattoos are stupid

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Anonymous 2016-07-02 20:39:48 Post No.1435388 [Report]

>>1435385
to hide their flab

Anonymous 2016-07-02 20:50:36 Post No.1435402
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Anonymous 2016-07-02 20:50:36 Post No.1435402 [Report]

Randy tatoos were the cool thing in the 00s.

Also, Cena doesnt have any tats. Or Rollins. Or Ambrose. Kane. Harper

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BEST WRESTLING WEBMS?!?! 2016-07-02 20:17:31 Post No.1435359
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BEST WRESTLING WEBMS?!?! EverythingBased 2016-07-02 20:17:31 Post No. 1435359 [Report] [View this topic]

Dump any wrestling webms/gifs you have they can be insane spots, botches, comedy moments, stiff as fuck shots, based moments and anything else you have

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Anonymous 2016-07-02 22:31:37 Post No.1435587
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2016-07-02 19:06:15 Post No.1435250
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Anonymous 2016-07-02 19:06:15 Post No. 1435250 [Report] [View this topic]

The reason I enjoyed Stardust is because in an era of mostly normal looking wrestlers, he was the one that reminded me of the pre 2000 era of wrestling. The gimmick and the ab libbing reminded me of what I missed about wrestling, and Cody was the star of this. Him and Goldust are so underrated and are probably the only ones who were able to write their own stuff. They even make the old guys like Kane look like a scripted mess.

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Anonymous 2016-07-02 19:27:38 Post No.1435289
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>>1435250
I'd agree.

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Anonymous 2016-07-02 19:49:13 Post No.1435323 [Report]

>>1435250
It was Cody's gimmick, I believe he always has a spot in WWE if he decides to come back, he might in the future.

Anonymous 2016-07-02 20:00:34 Post No.1435337
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Anonymous 2016-07-02 20:00:34 Post No.1435337 [Report]

>>1435250
You've summed up my own thoughts regarding Stardust perfectly.

Anonymous
What if kayfabe was never broken 2016-07-02 18:55:32 Post No.1435229
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What if kayfabe was never broken Anonymous 2016-07-02 18:55:32 Post No. 1435229 [Report] [View this topic]

Okay guys, I have a legit question. No shitposting.

What would wrestling in 2016 be if kayfabe had never been broken and we were all 100% invested in the product as real, legitimate competition?

Given the current WWE roster, how would the atmosphere be different if kayfabe was intact?

>Who would be champion?
>Who would be most popular with fans?
>Who would be the legitimate GOAT?
>Who would have the longest losing streak?

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Anonymous 2016-07-02 19:22:54 Post No.1435279
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Anonymous 2016-07-02 19:22:54 Post No.1435279 [Report]

considering wrestling was most popular during the monday night wars, and they broke kayfabe weekly. It does not matter.

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Anonymous 2016-07-02 22:48:24 Post No.1435637 [Report]

If kayfabe had never been broken, most over would be Kevin Owens probably as he would get booed to shit along with Jericho.
Most over face would be Ambrose, doesn't show his body, looks like a normal guy with shit hair, so relatable to the audience, (if Owens was a face would be the most relatable). Champion would obviously be Trips

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Anonymous 2016-07-02 22:50:53 Post No.1435647 [Report]

begging you to have sex

Anonymous
This needs to stop. 2016-07-02 18:50:32 Post No.1435214
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This needs to stop. Anonymous 2016-07-02 18:50:32 Post No. 1435214 [Report] [View this topic]

>Smark & Mark
>[name]etty
>hi phil
>muh Carter
>fedora meme
>SashA+, B+ecky, C+harles
>MemeXT
>Cuck
>BASED
>RECORD LOW
>BROTHER NERO
>much more...

Can we please put an end to using these overrused memes which only ruin conversation on /asp?

Seriously, as much as you guys make fun of /r/Squaredcircle, atleast they have conversations instead of just insulting or parroting the latest meme.

This needs to stop.

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Anonymous 2016-07-02 18:53:04 Post No.1435222
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Anonymous 2016-07-02 18:53:04 Post No.1435222 [Report]

All you're going to get in response to this thread is just people spouting memes, so I don't even know why you posted this.

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Anonymous 2016-07-02 18:54:39 Post No.1435225 [Report]

>>1435214
I applaud you for trying to stand against the wave of shitposting but it's futile, this place is lost

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Anonymous 2016-07-02 18:55:04 Post No.1435228 [Report]

get worked

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Anonymous 2016-07-02 18:28:34 Post No. 1435163 [Report] [View this topic]

Pick A Hand

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The Dude (ID: !!G21grZG4ZZa) 2016-07-02 18:29:40 Post No.1435166
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The Dude (ID: !!G21grZG4ZZa) 2016-07-02 18:29:40 Post No.1435166 [Report]

I would hit this pothead with so many lefts he'd beg for a right

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>>1435166
ur skinny

The Dude (ID: !!G21grZG4ZZa) 2016-07-02 18:31:07 Post No.1435170
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The Dude (ID: !!G21grZG4ZZa) 2016-07-02 18:31:07 Post No.1435170 [Report]

>>1435168
No im an athlete

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