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>"I'm not going to be a guy that retires and keeps coming back. When I'm gone, I'm gone. Same thing as amateur wrestling; when I won the world championships in Olympics, I left and I never went back. Same for pro."
He's never coming back lads.
http://www.morningnewsusa.com/wwe-rumors-randy-orton-kurt-angle-returning-world-wrestling-entertainment-draft-2386889.html
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>>1432674
He literally said in the article he would return, just not until next year.
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>>1432674
>He's never coming back lads.
what did he mean by this?
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>>1432674
>Same thing as amateur wrestling; when I won the world championships in Olympics, I left and I never went back
Absolute horse shit. He was trying to get into the US Olympic team for 2012.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/olympics/17695309
>we some jobber boys, with the jobber strength
you literally can't make this shit up
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YOU RETARDED FUCK
Anyone else think this was a little too far?
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>trying to use jobber as an insult
>thinks wins and losses in pro wrestling are real
AJ's bank account is laughing at you right now
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WE SOME JOBBER BOYS
SHOWING ROMAN'S STRENGTH
AIN'T NOBODY MAN ENOUGH TO WIN A MATCH
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How did you guys feel about his English speaking skills?
IMO I really didn't mind it and find actually refreshing and pretty awesome they were comfortable enough to let him go at it
I mean don't get me wrong there were a few words I couldn't understand and there were a fee times he had to pause and think but I.think overall it was pretty cool
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>>1432533
shit chink jobber
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I WANNA FUCKING CUM INSIDE BECKY LYNCH OOOOOH YEEEAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAH
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>>1432533
Should be the one to go over Lesnar, and he can cut better promos
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>n-NO MS. CHYNA! PLEASE DON'T DROP ME ME, I'LL NEVER PILEDRIVE YOU AGAIN! PLEASE RETHINK THIS
What did Ivory mean by this?
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>>1432472
>What did Ivory mean by this?
what is the meaning of this?
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>>1432472
One of the GOAT squash matches
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>>1432472
Left hand on that titty.
Right hand on that pussy.
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This has to happen eventually, right?
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Both of them dying and meeting in hell? Definitely.
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>>1432414
Tori is nearly as jacked aa Chyna
Why the fuck didn't we ever get a musclegirl match
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>>1433427
this desu senpai
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Has wrestling ever made you [spoiler]cry? ;_;[/spoiler]
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No. I've been a bit emotional a few times but I've never actually shed tears.
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The day after WM30 when the fans showered Bryan with "You deserve it" chant.
Shed a single manly tear as Bryan himself got very emotional on screen thanking his family and friends and all the fans who ever believed in him along the way.
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Benoit and Eddie at XX
Bryan winning at XXX
Bryan's retirement. I knew it was coming for months but the part where he talked about his dad and was trying not to cry got me
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Tips for the slightly older beginner 2016-07-01 11:33:38 Post No.1432172
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Tips for the slightly older beginner
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I'm 24 years old and I bought a skateboard last week for the first time in about a decade. My ollies were rusty as fuck but I've managed to go from landing none at all to landing maybe 1 in 10 attempts at an ollie. My balance also really sucked at first and I fell down hard in the first 2 minutes of getting on the board and really hurt my hip, but after about a week or so it feels better now.
My question is; what is a good route of progression for a new skater? I'm going to continue practising my ollies and spending some time going back and forth in the quarter pipe to help my balance, but where do I go from here? When I skated as a kid I could never do more than an ollie, so I'm not sure where to go next.
Do I try and practice a board slide, or maybe try and practice some of the easier and more simple flip tricks? (And which tricks would that be?)
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Are there actually any skaters on /asp/ or am I in the wrong place? I don't watch wrestling so I've never really been here before.
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>>1432177
you are in the correct place but all the cool kids are asleep right now.
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>>1423375
search "esg" or "eternal skateboarding general" to find the threads in the future
this is a learning gradient for tricks suggested by a youtube tutorial channel braille. i wouldn't follow it religiously, some tricks are just going to be very natural to learn as opposed to other. just gives you a good idea of some easy flatground basics and their relative difficulty.
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How to beat a gigantopithecus in the octagon 2016-07-01 10:44:53 Post No.1432133
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How to beat a gigantopithecus in the octagon
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Alright /asp/ (so not the WWE manchildren), you have been selected by UFC to step into the octagon for a 3 round bout with a gigantopithecus. You have 3 months to prepare.
You are not allowed to break any of the UFC rules, and the gigantopithecus is trained not to break them either. Its body is also entirely shaved so that you cannot grab its hair, and he is on a preworkout rush so won't be particularly slow/sluggish either.
What is your training going to look like? i.e. what martial art and/or style and what training plans will you follow?
What is your strategy in the octagon going to be?
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>>1432133
brock could easily beat him
also, is he autistic?
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>>1432138
Any WWE actor would literally die when pitched against a lightweight fighter from Belator or UFC, let alone a 3 meter tall 500kg primate on PWO.
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>>1433228
But Bork won the UFC championship
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"I'm a white boy and I'm jacked. Deal with it." 2016-07-01 10:09:32 Post No.1432107
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"I'm a white boy and I'm jacked. Deal with it."
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What did he mean by this?
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Hunt was talking all kinds of shite about Brock being juiced up.
Hunt is a Samoan, who have notoriously bad genetics and natural predisposition to obesity and general fatness.
Brock was mocking him for his inferior islander genes and fatty disposition. While also putting over his own master Aryan genetics.
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>>1432107
>Hunt was talking all kinds of shite about Brock being juiced up.
I mean he kinda has a roid gut
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>lesnar denying taking steroids
Probably so retarded he doesn't even know it
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based nak is taller than crossfit jesus
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Kana is qt
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>>1431993
Next world Champion confirmed
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>>1432022
>inb4 Shinsuke is so based and tall enough that even Vince loves him
>inb4 we watch Vince sploosh with a million marks doing the same in the background
Do it!
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He gets paid over 600k
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>>1431877
This, he gets paid pretty well. Although he's one of those wrestlers that is in it for the screentime than the pay. Although I don't think he would turn away if they offered more money.
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>>1431875
I respect the fuck out of him and I'm not a fan.
>survived cancer
>fulfilled childhood dream
>makes 600K a year doing what he loves
>banging a sexy ass chick
>seems like a decent dude
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Wrestlers you kind of feel bad for?
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Never got a proper farewell, also always seen as "oh that guy who's Edge's friend".
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Christian
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>>1431812
rat face got what he deserved
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>>1431812
He was lucky to even get a shot.
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>[glass breaks]
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Oh shit he's here for for the new intergender matches
and nothing else
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>>1431806
18+
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YFW you realize the storyline between Bray Wyatt and Xavier Woods is the best storyline right now.
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I like that Bray just laughs at the New Day's parodies.
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>>1431592
Dean is best storyline
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>>1431592
i think you mean AJ & Cena.
>the state of the wwe
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Itami's back.
Does he stay in NXT or go to the draft?
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he goes back to hiroshima
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draft
smackdown midcard. in a good way. he can be a solid cesaro-level guy on the secondary show.
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is that a ninja from mortal kombat?