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Yes. Not even memeing

Yes unironically

Without question.

>>1458337
Carter is actually a ching chong

>>1458346
He's using a proxy. He's actually Cucknadian.

>>1458337
I want to fuck her.

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Xena has freindly confrontation with her enemy

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Xena talking to her horse

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Locked in battle with a mysterious assassin

>deanetty gets record low ratings and BTFO
>bork wins
>zack push

10

Tenouttaten!

8 for final deletion

Reminder that Brock never got pinned when he lost the title at WM 31 and is deserving of a title shot.

Brock will bring in the ratings. Seth, Ramen, and Deancuck are death.

Negro we're back on /sp/

post this there

>feed Dean to Brock
hasn't that already happened?

>>1458161
dem titties tho

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>>1458161
>have huge buildup with 6'6 250lb burly monsters throwing power punches at each other
>cap it off with two skinny females bitch punching each other in what looked like an ametuer mma fight

Underwhelming

>>1458161
Those are some nice titties

>>1458094
Sorry I made fun of your dick sword tattoo.

Sorry that sable looks like a grandma

>>1458094
Sorry

>A "fake" pro wrestler is the UFC's biggest draw

LOL

obviously thrown match. hunt sucks but he didnt even throw a punch

Vince is fucking salivating right now.

>Brock only comes back stronger
>Roman in prime position to win against him at Summer Slam

I generally suck - motorcycles alcohol and darts is a bad mix...

RATING: 6
(Reference 6.05 / From Yesterday -0.47)
FLIGHT: B
01 Average: 59.81 (+0.58)
CRICKET Average: 2.12 (-0.17)

Thank you based whited ape!

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now that /wwe/ is on /sp/, /asp/ is now /darts/

HE SHOULD'VE BEEN THE ASS OF WWE

Bryan-Punk should have been the new Rock-Austin

>>1457714
Punk was the best thing in WWE since The Attitude Era...
But I still think he's gonna get killed in MMA...

Nattie is a tranny who can't pass so he's jealous of an actual woman like bex

Bret Hart screaming, crying and kicking at the top of his lungs for his """""""""legacy"""""""" to live on

thats why. natty doesnt draw a dime but gotta give bret his pacifier every once in a while

Natalya is bitter after getting cheated by the Flairs for months and Becky is a useless nuisance that cost them the last match, accidentally or not. Motivations in wrestling don't have to be deep. Loser got sick of being a loser and decided to blame someone else. It happens all the time irl.

>>1457366
Sorry about your friend.

You should oil it with a mixture of his mothers cunt slime and his fathers cock cream.

>>1457378
Sounds a bit closer to /k/ advice than /asp/

>>1457366
>Friend passed away and left me this, how do I care for it, how do I shoot it.
When you transfer your soul energy into the arrow, that combined with your friend's essence will guide the arrow with a power like nothing else.

>>1457344
I looked outside, and it's not raining blood, so article is fake

>>1457344
Cena can't die until Vince is convinced that Roman isn't the next guy.

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>>1457344
>mfw I never injure the correct head

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>tfw fell for the early or burly meme and got raped

>>1457143
[spoiler] erly burly [/spoiler]

>>1456608
>tfw I looked like that 15 years ago

>>1456571
You've really contributed so much to this board

FedoRamen thread

>>1456571
Quality thread