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Are Phil and Cobana really not friends anymore? What happened?

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Now that the dust has settled, what went wrong?

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>"You know they say all boards are created equal. But you look at us and you look at /woo/ and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another board, you got a 50-50 chance of winning. But we are shitposting autists and we aren't normal. So you got a 25 per cent - at best - to beat us. And then you add SquaredCircle to the mix, your chances of winning drastically go down. You see, the three way at King of the Boards you got a 33 and 1/3 chance of winning. But I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning cause SquaredCircle knows they can't beat us and they aren't even gonna try. So /woo/, you take your 33 and 1/3 chance, minus my 25 per cent chance and you got an 8 and 1/3 chance of winning at King of the Boards. But then you take my 75 per cent chance of winning if it goes one on one and then add the 66 and 2/3 per cent chance, I got a 141 and 2/3 chance of winning at King of the Boards. See /woo/, the numbers don't lie and they spell disaster for you at King of the Boards"

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Lets be honest here. Does Phil even have a remote chance of winning at UFC 203?

https://youtu.be/WRCiKUB7fCk

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Look in my eyes

What do you see?

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ITT we post songs and wrestlers we think should use it as an entrance theme

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TNJP_moDkUA

Hideo Itami should use this to properly portray how suicidal he is over his year long injury when he returns

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Is he getting the CM Punk treatment?

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>ITT Wrestlers with comfy feuds
CM Punk had the most comfiest feuds

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This is without a doubt the worst roster I have ever seen. There is practically no midcard worth a damn. Let's fix this shit, because it's obvious that this was intended to always be the B-show

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Are Smarks full grown man children so deluded by wrestling that they pretend to be heels?

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What does /asp/ think of the Attitude Era?

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Where the hell is he?

He's stayed out of the spotlight too much after he left the biz

He must be working for the government

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Lets Power Up Zaggler's superkick by giving it a name

it works for shawn michaels, giving it the name """"""""""""sweet chin music""""""""""""""""""" gave the super kick power to retire ric flair

it works with james storm too, with the name """""""""""last call""""""""""""""""""""" superkick made him champion in loltna

think a name for zoggler's superkick and post it here

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What did he mean by this?

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Is there a type of wrestler you always gravitate to? Indy guy, Japanese wrestler, bodybuilder, hardcore, etc. I like MMA so I root for guys that come from a combat sports background. Brock, Del Rio, Corbin, Ziggler, Swagger, Angle, etc.