It's also the only name on iMPACT that can draw money
Wrasslefags had their fifteen minutes of fame during the Attitude Era. Nobody cares about it now and they never will.
>>1534799
why are you on the wrestling board if you dont watch wrestling?
Big Bad Birthday Daddy
HE'S FAT
hbd king
>[Insert Mandatory Promo for Sacrifice]
https://youtu.be/WFoC3TR5rzI
Happy Birthday Big Poppa Pump. No one on Earth will be as alpha as you.
seriously it would be the GOAT podcast interview
it really doesn't make any sense to me, let them shoot about what it was like when they were both on top for like 45 minutes
guaranteed major money for podcast one
Nah
Rock doesnt have time for wrestling
>>1534369
he comes back twice a year or so
and he makes like 3 movies a year which he needs to promote even though everyone sees them all anyway, I imagine it will happen at some point
I had a dream last night where Eva Marie walked up to my topless, her large breasts bobbing around in front of her as she embraced me. I took a video but unfortunately I couldn't bring it with me to show you guys.
Eva Marie is the best!
>>1534299
She's so hot, too bad she can't wrestle
>>1534299
ON MY HANDS AND KNEES BEGGING YOU TO HAVE SEX
>>1534299
>her large breasts bobbing around
This is how you know it was a dream.
>>1534274
Booker T
Dean Ambrose
>>1534274
Tenille
Why was this guy never called up?
>better mic work than most superstars, including ramen reigns
>great at selling
He can be in tag team with Heath Slater
He doesn't have a fucking chin
>>1534289
He lost it to cancer asshole
Who?
Dude weed lmao
>>1534222
18+
Is he the legend killer?
Been proven multiple times yes
>record low rating for a show without major sports competition
Was he over with the fans?
Yes. He was always packing a humongous cock in the red briefs.
>>1534157
Yes, but everyone knows who's the face that runs the place
>>1534205
>Putting Vega over pic related
What the fuck was his problem?
>>1534134
He hates fags
He's a vanilla midget
>>1534134
A long line of horrible haircuts that flask his his lack of strong chin
>His real name is Mark and he's his own biggest mark
POTTERY
>ring name is John Cena
>real name is John Cena
whoa...
>>1534090
Vince is Undertaker's biggest mark
>>1534093
>Ring name is Brock Lesnar
>Real name is Brock Lesnar
Is he based?
Literally fucking who?
>>1534079
18+
>>1534077
Yes
When will this purebred Aryan man receive his well deserved push? Is Vince racist towards white people?
>Swiss
>white
Never
Literally who?
Im a newfag to wrestling. What is a
- Smark
- Mark
- AntiSmark
>Smark
/wooo/
>Mark
/r/SquaredCircle
>Anti-Smark
/asp/
Most people
Indians and very young children
Contrarians that dislike whatever smarks like for the sake of it
mark: casuals, average fan who doesn't doesn't know too much about the business, kids, Indians etc
they don't really exist anymore in america
smark: "smart mark", fans who know more about the business, interested in backstage stuff, follow independent wrestling, etc
anti-smark: smark subgroup that dislikes smarks and consciously align their tastes to the mainstream, like poptimists but for wrestling
>Cut a heel promo on Cena, right now, off the cuff. If I like it I'll push you to the moon.
>What are you waiting for, kid? Brass ring is staring you in the face.
Well, /asp/?
>Wanting to get destroyed by BMJ on the mic
No thanks
>>1534032
Cuck
k lol