THE STATE OF PHIL BROOKS
BTFO BTFO BTFO INTO SMITHEREENS
Dean more famous than Vincent
>"Punk I gotta tell ya, your father is an alcoholic, your sister is a drug abuser, and your mother is a combination of the two and it's your destiny to be a drinker isn't it? And now that you've had a taste you're gonna want another and another, but I gotta warn ya Punk. Don't drink too much because if ya do it goes straight to your head."
What did Jericho mean by this?
>>1535626
He means that you're a huge faggot.
>>1535626
Based JeriGoat always getting in other wtestlers core
He even managed to get RVD pissed when he mentioned banging his wife back in 01-02
BASED BIG MATCH JERICHO WORKING THE SMARKS, MARKS. ANTI SMARKS, PUNKS, STRAIGHT EDGERS, SJWS, MAINSTREAM MEDIA, VINCENT KENNETH MCMAHON, FAT ASSES EVERYWHERE, AND CM PHILL BROOK AND HIS WHOLE WHITE TRASH GUTTER FAMILY
Oh fuck!
Yes and?
Nobody searches for 'Ultimate Fighting Championship' either.
No one searches for "World Wrestling Entertainment" ya nerd. Try WWE
>wanna do it?
What did he mean by this? Did they ever do it?
It's funny how undertaker was trying to be hard, Lesnar would absolutely slaughter him in a real fight
Your time in the UFC...
You gonna perform it?
>>1535548
Hey Sable
Why this doesn't happen anymore bros?
>>1535529
Hopefully they stopped because, literally who gives a fuck.
>#colesuckscock is trending number one on twitter!
No one gives a shit, just call the match, stop plugging the network and do your job. It's like they completely forgot that the commentary is a large part of what draws you into the show.
Most people would say that tennis is the ultimate sexy women's sport due to short skirts and overdeveloped thighs.
What most people don't know is that actually the ultimate sexy women's sport is table tennis.
Not only pro female table tennis players wear short skirts and have overdeveloped thighs, but they are also asian!
What sport do you think is the sexiest women's sport /asp/?
>women's '''''''''''sports''''''''''
HAHAHAHAHA
>>1535487
Beach Volleyball
>>1535498
they all have terrible skin tho
Who would win in a sanctioned MMA fight?
No drugs allowed.
Bobby Lashley or Brock Lesnar?
Brock would tear him in two
>>1535449
Lesnar
Lashely. Whitebois always come up short when it counts
How do you think Triple H feels about being Vince's second choice?
KEK
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K
Test was legit shitty on the mic and no charisma.
>>1535391
Hunter! How ya doing, man?
>one of the best technicians
>made Goldberg his bitch
>Bare knuckle brawler irl
>great on the mic
Why wasn't Regal given the WWE Championship again?
>>1535341
COCAINE
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Pills.
because he's a non-Irish European
Does Phil have cancer?
No he's just 40.
No but this thread does
>>1535338
Hi Phil!
So, future Wyatt right?
>Big Guy with beard
Yep.
Who?
>>1535254
Braun Strowman 2.0
How can you see into my eyes, like open doors
Leading you down into my core
Where I've become so numb, without a soul
My spirit's sleeping somewhere cold
Until you find it there and lead it back home
Why you gotta make me feel so old
WAKE ME UP
I wish I could see Scott Steiner react to Evanescence
Is he a draw?
>>1535218
Everybody with a larger than life physique is a draw at least to some degree.
>>1535218
Yes and I want to fuck him in his muscular ass, no homo.
Who?
Beer Money was better than any tag team that has ever existed in the Dubya Dubya E
>>1535214
>>1536142
All the tag teams that genuinely blow beer money the fuck out, and you went for the legion of poom?
YLYL thread
Watch out /pol/ is coming, i can smell the autism coming to this thread.
>>1535200
anti/pol/ reactionism is way more shitposty than /pol/
>>1535228
>anti/pol/ reactionism is way more shitposty than /pol/