>Over on RAW, Sasha and Charlotte opened the show, which was superb, but then quickly, these two ladies got man-terrupted hard...
Why doesn't anyone talk about Matt "Please, fuck my wife. She's a howler" Fowler on /asp/?
JeriGOAT saved that opening
>>1558413
Literally who
>>1558418
this
Because those types don't deserve to have their existence recognised
On a scale of 1-10, how would you rate the New Generation Era?
Didn't watch/10
This was the point I quit watching the first time. 5/10.
Rubbish at the time, but would be viewed as a golden age if it was happening now.
>>1558378
5/10
Explain Jim Cornette to me
REEEEEE WRESTLING IS REEEEEEEAL YOU CUNT
He's a wrestling obsessive from the south who worked through the 1980s. That makes him the wrestling equivalent of a World War 2 veteran: you can disagree with him if you want, but in the end it means nothing because he was a part of the greatest generation.
Bipolar attack on live radio
Did they?
>>1558245
Sami is a muslim, so sex is haram.
Neville is a dork who just browsed /fit/ and started lifting expecting to get girls, but too autistic to approach them.
They both literally never had any sex.
>>1558254
Neville is married
>>1558254
Idk about Sami, but Neville has a fucking adorable wife
ITT it's 2020 Broken Matt is running for president
I'm not voting for a cuck.
>>1558239
voting for yourself is gay af anyway
>>1558239
YOU WILL BE DELETED
On a scale of 1-10, how hot is she?
9 with blonde hair
7 with black hair
10, short, thicc, has an accent, pretty eyes.
>>1558253
Manlet detected
We lost, fellow rawbois. We just fucking lost. We can't compete with Smackalphas at all. All we have our midgets and non-whites, they have true alphas and confirmed proven draws and stars. I don't know about you guys, but I'm giving up and letting a Smackbro have sex with my girlfriend. I don't deserve to have her to myself or to have anyone after how badly we lost this week and last.
Don't worry about it, rawtist, already fucked her.
>>1558201
smackdownie detected
>>1558201
>45 MINUTES
>toy gun and skateboarding threads on the wrestling board
>claims to be better than /wooo/
Shouldn't you be training for your fight?
Hi Phil!
A FUCKING WOMEN'S WRESTLING GENERAL
What did he meme by this?
America is a borderline police state with an evil witch running for president and her only opposition is le funny meme candidate. Punk is correct.
le deep political opinions
>>1558162
300 million people go about their day perfectly fine without worrying about being in a 'police state', dummy
>tfw you can only cut the same promo every feud but the heel always cuts one better
>>1558090
>but the heel always cuts one better+ 0 post omitted.
The heels are not allowed to call him out on his bullshit.
>>1558090
He controls his script while the other guys can't outshine him. That's why Cena always ends up with the upper hand in the banter.
>>1558090
Every Heel always cuts the same promo on him, though.
This has become the typical Cena feud against a smark favourite
>Punk/DBry/Owens/Seth/AJ "I'M A WRESTLER, YOU'RE A SPORTS ENTERTAINER" style shit for smark pops
>Cena "I LOVE THIS" style shit for mark pops
I don't mind because Cena and AJ are delivering on it, but it's all the same shit at core.
Rate this weeks Raw and Smackdown
>Raw 4/10
>Smackdown 6/10
>>1558070
>Raw 3/10
>Smackdown 7/10
>>1558070
>Raw 2/10
>Smackdown 8.5/10
Last week was Raw being a 7 and Smackdown a 2 or 3.
Smackdown winning overall thus far.
ITT: Wrestlers who need face paint. I think it's the last piece Braun Strowman needs to complete his character.
>>1559513
Luke should go back to the BC face paint
He looked badass in it
>>1558019
That's from the Program bro, not a wrestler
ITT: Wrestlers that never had sex.
Wrestlers who never drew a dime
>no gimmick or character
>0 mic skills
>no one knows who he is besides fat snarks
They need to really work on his character, either way he's destined to be the next Christian.
He's a qt tho
> gimmick is literally a cringe retard
> 0 mic or ring skills
> not over even with fat smarks
>Zoo enthusiast
Really makes you think......
>>1557946
I used to love going to the zoo 3 bus stops from my home before they bombed the place and I fled the country with my parents
>>1557946
Literally who?