Rules, Regulations and Moderation for /a/

>took a break from /a/ for five days
>come back and this is still going

What the fuck are the mods doing? What the fuck is going on?

>>147496514
Nothing. These threads will change nothing.

>>147496451
no fuck no no no no fucking no and no

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Please allow frogposting again, it's unfair that every board gets to do it besides /a/. The frog did nothing wrong.

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>>147496451
okay then

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>>147496566

>>147496514
This is the moderation staff's way to show Hiroyuki that they won't give a shit about his dumb orders.
They simply won't do their job, unless somebody posts something really egregious, like guro, or a story depicting the real-life murderrape abuse of that one girl in Japan.

How many god damn threads do you need?

>>147496514
A couple retards keep making this thread in hopes that whenever Hiro wakes up he'll think that these rules are actually a good idea. Last word from Hiro was for the mods to let the threads be, unfortunately.

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>>147496566
nice dubs rebel-kun

Alright, what should we do now?
Did the anon from yesterday dump the Shin Gendai collection?

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Anime fags have yet to prove this wrong.

>>147496608
>or a story depicting the real-life murderrape abuse of that one girl in Japan
That's fake though. She was raped several times and then buried, she wasn't abused in the same way they showed in the doujin.

>>147496451
Thank god none of this shit is actually going to happen. Also check em.

>>147496623
Somebody would need to bite the bullets and make 25 threads of this shit at once instead of just one at a time.

I have an idea:
To make these threads more productive, why not just use them to highjack shit like Naruto threads?

>6. /a/ will split into /a/ - Anime, /l/ - Loli and /ma/ - Manga.
Who the fuck voted for this? This is actually retarded. /l/ is fine, but we need anime and manga because they're often so closely linked

>>147496451
>6. /a/ will split into /a/ - Anime, /l/ - Loli and /ma/ - Manga.
Get out, cancer.

>>147496585
Fuck off cancer

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>prevent all cellphones from using the site at all, lurking included
>categorically permaban any ip address also sending requests to reddit, tumblr, or facebook
>bring back the old noko behavior
>bring back the old b& behavior (no lurking)
>give us /lts/ - loli, traps, and shota
>make /g/ guro again OR give us a sanctuary board /gf/ - free software

>>147496721
No one voted for it. /a/ has consistently voted not to split up the board.

>>147496663
/ma/ will be deader than /lit/. So you'll have two boards where you can't discuss manga, rather than one board where you can now.

if hiro isn't going to do something why this threads are not deleted

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NEW Official New Rules:
1. /a/ will be run by Loli.
2. Loli (with proper sleepwear) are allowed to stay up late on /a/.
3. Loli need pancakes with lots of syrup.
4. Loli want up. Loli WANT UP!
5. Mustache Loli are called Gentlemen Loli
6. Headpats are mandatory - NO EXCEPTIONS
7. Oppai loli posting will result in death sentence
----
Hiro feeds me pancakes and pats my head regularly. You can take this as gospel as no one has ever posted a false or misleading post on /a/, ever.

Remember: Hiro speaks to us directly only through dubs and all other forms of communication are moot.

>>147496451
>/a/ split
>no post numers
Remove your body and mind from existence

>>147496762
Just perman ban everyone who visits this site from monday to friday. There, the quality rises by 100%

>>147496451
Fine let's do this again OP.
1. Generals to be regulated.
Define "regulated".
2. LNs and gookshit are allowed on /a/.
Anime related LNs have always been allowed here you retard. Gookshit can fuck off for all I care.
3. Underage Bait like lol, kys, cuck and so on will result in a ban.
Don't forget pepes and /r9k/ regular faggotry.
4. Board Based Mods have to be introduced.
I think competent mods should be enough.
5. Auto sage + Manuel age
What the fuck does that even mean.
6. /a/ will split into /a/ - Anime, /l/ - Loli and /ma/ - Manga.
No. Fuck off.
7. Removed post numbers.
Remove yourself.

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>>147496640
Not sure, but I could do it if the thread feels like it's slowing down.

dubs pls

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>>147496762
stop trying to suggest bad rules. noone liked them last thread, so why would this one be different desu~

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>Citation

I'll ask Hiro personally if he really said that.
_

He's busy rolling himself on my sofa to dry off from playing in a pee pool (long story) I'll, ask him later, you lying liar.

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>>147496762
>categorically permaban any ip address also sending requests to reddit, tumblr, or facebook
Impossible.

>>147496773
The how the fuck did this get on the new rules list?

>>147496818
It was already dumped two threads ago, we need something else. Something better. Like dump an episode as screenshot without subs. That'd be funny. I can link you some shit.

>>147496451
this is dumb

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>>147496451
They're all okay but 6.
The word cuck looks fine, it's a nice insult

Also, please keep doing these threads, thanks

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>>147496817
>What the fuck does that even mean.
Nobody wants your input newfag.

>>147496813
>not including saturday and sunday too
I'm dissapointed anon.
I thought you wanted 100% quality

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>>147496773
>No one voted for it. /a/ has consistently voted not to split up the board.
hmm

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>>147496451
Fuck off nigger.

Reply to this post if you think mods should ban these threads and OP for at least a month.

>>147496897
Cuck was originally a shitty meme from /pol/ so I wouldn't miss it. Honestly, unless someone is being obviously new, I wouldn't really mind the occasional shitty typing.

>>147496944
It's been like this forever go to r/anime if you don't like it

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>>147496944

>>147496976
agree.

I was just warned for reporting this thread. Wow.

@147496976
I tried

No matter how much you spam and shitpost this thread isn't going away. The same things happened the last threads and the mods just deleted the dubs posters.

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>>147496879
Eh, with this rate of dubs posters it doesn't seem really necessary.
We could always draw every frame of End of Eva like we were planing when BDs came out but dropped the idea.

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>>147497025
Why do you disobey your king?

HONK HONK HONK

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>>147496494
BASED MODS

>>147496907
>manuel age
good one OP now stop being a faggot and answer

>>147496628
>implying they have positive IQ values
they are just using Hiro's one post as an excuse for these shitposting theads

>>147496795
>all other forms of communication are moot
>are moot
Mm..sounds familiar
What was that, now

>>147497134
Nobody but you wants that shit here faggot

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>>147497152

>>147496514
It's going to become 24/7 dubs thread.

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>>147496451

OP FROM >>147490102 HERE

Really, you're gonna appropriate my thread here, you greasy little faggot?

Fine. See if any loli will let you pick them up or let you give them headpats, fucker.

>>147497131
あげ

>>147497246
I'm taking it back to its roots. A serious thread for discussion about /a/'s future.

Is this the shitposting general of /a/?
Yesterdays thread was full of shit too.

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>>147497308
so i hurd u tk m 2 d bar|

Oh boy another shitposting general.

>>147497338
This is the only thread you're allowed to be behave like on /b/. But no guro.

>>147497338
It's just general fags who are spamming because they know Hiro is gonna kick them off /a/.

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>>147497308
>I'm seweeous!

No you aren't. You are an attention whore extreme. This is a shit post and you have nice shoes.

Reported so hard my reporting hand (right, fyi) gained a life of its own, clicking my mouse rapidly for 3 hours straight with such a tenacity it became clear arthiritis was the least of my worries, so clear was it that I could lose MY ENTIRE HAND to this bizarre possession. Suddenly my mouse smashed through my floor, pulling down my report hand as a hapless hostage. Smoke filled my bedroom and I woke up god knows how many hours later in a small village south of Aokigahara.

The people of this modest commune emerged slowly from their shacks, all of them viewing me with what I can
only describe as suspicion mixed with awe. Suddenly they began throwing spears into the air and running towards me. I SHAT BRICKS, but then they GRABBED ME and LUNGED ME INTO THE AIR, praising my name and kissing me. The chieftan came down later and over a feast-for-one explained I was to be crowned The Chosen One, the Kamisama of Reporting foretold in Nihonese folklore to appear in the year 2012. At this moment an old Japanese woman - she must've been 85 years old at least - began doing some kind of dance, spinning around in circles whilst singing "Sorairo Days" and throwing confetti into the air. I was DOWN with this state of affairs, let me tell you.


For 300 years I trained with the chieftan in his private dojo, reporting shitty threads, every day becoming quicker. At first I could report 10 threads per minute. After only 2 weeks I was up to 5 threads per second. After a century my KTPM (kuso thread per minute) rate rose to and stalled at 200 per second.

On the last day he graced our planet, my sensei bestowed one last task to me: the reporting of this thread, the shittest of all shit threads.

I did not respond with words. Rather, through our eyes he knew I would obey.

This one's for you, Otousan.

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>>147497397
>Please wait

you better deliver because my pants are down

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>>147497443
what a shame

>>147497264
ching chong to you too

fag

>>147497480
Are the mods mocking us?

>>147497246
I created an imaginary loli today. She shines in a silver light, has black hair and wears a long white dress. I imagine her sitting on my back or in my lap all day, giving me advice on what to do and how to feel good about myself. It's so nice desu. You should try it. I'm sill thinking of a name for her, I think I'll ask her about it tomorrow, she's about to sleep now.

>>147497518
take your meds and don't do anything stupid

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I haven't been on /a/ since December, but have the rules regarding NSFW stuff changed? Since every time I go on the catalog, there's always hentai/doujins posted, not censored.

I'm not complaining, just curious. Also, I don't mean ecchi stuff, like actual nude.

>>147497569
Seriously she's real. I almost told my female friend about her, but then my loli told me to shut up for my own good because she only exists for me. I dodged a bullet there.

Nice already up to almost 150 posts in a little under half an hour. Keep on contributing to the death of /a/ there /a/

>>147497463
I waited and there was a fucking naked banana

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>>147497569
>taking the medical jew
Sheeple like you are the reason we don't all have glowing loli Stands

>>147497518
>I'm sill thinking of a name for her
How about [Mirage]?

>>147497746

>All those balete posts
Holy shit! just deletes this thread already MODS!

>>147497702
That's the perfect name. Thanks. She's gonna love it. She does shimmer like a mirage.

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>>147497654

Nothing changed, It's just an /a/non that wants to bully his New Rules (and 'Hiro' is my friend) on everybody.

If no dubs Ill kill myself tonight

>>147497769
They never will, because this is funny for them.

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>>147497135
Worse part is, these threads are made by crossboarders who are desperate to be moderators so they try to suck Hiro's dick.

great thread guize

>>147496844
Not a single one of those is a bag suggestion.
It would cull basically all of the scourge, bring the site down to a manageable size, eliminate the huge financial burden of keeping it up, and allow the few of us here worth talking to to have fun again.

The only difficult one was pointed out by >>147496857
It could perhaps be done with some key placed [fake] advertising and cookies.
Anyone who's not completely inept at using a computer might easily get at first, but that might be ok.
They too will eventually be blocked when they have to or accidentally unblock scripts/cookies/ads.

>>147497013
yikes

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haha look at her

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>>147497518
>>147497656
>>147497772
This is unhealthy, anon.

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>>147497866
>Not a single one of those is a bag suggestion.

They are all BAG suggestions

...and you should FEEL BAG for supporting them

>>147497875
Hina!

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Please save and repost my dubs image ;_;

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I'm the gayest

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>>147497977

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>>147497977

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>>147497518
>>147497656
>>147497772
And I just ran out of cigs too

>>147497993
Do you have one with her twin brother (male?)

>>147497953
Let him dream, his life is worthless anyways.

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>>147497953
Why would it be unhealthy?
Anyway she looks like this but shines very bright. And she loves me unconditionally

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dubs
>>147498022

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>>147498004

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>>147498004
that pube stubble

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Kyon-kun, dubs

>>147497128
Animefags and mangafags cannot live together in harmony. The mangafags must be purged.

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>>147498021
Unfortunately not

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check my 5

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>>147498022

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>>147498051

>>147497978
She has the same voice actress like Tsumugi from Sweetness and Lightning, right?

>>147498076
Kill yourself animeshitter.

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>>147498100

>>147498071
Will this shitposting ever end?

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Thanks gg

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check my 2

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I know you're lurking and laughing at his mess, mods. When are you going to put an end to this circus?

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>>147498145

>>147497977
Why couldn't you have made this post yesterday?

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>I once got banned on /a/ for making a meta thread
>mfw this shitposting meta general has been going for almost a week now

Give me mod power for 3 days for bullying me, mods.

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>>147498071
Should I actually try out that manga idea thats been running in my head for a while?

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>>147498181

>tfw when Kino mod is dead
Why did you kill our only hope of salvation, Jewroshima? WHY?

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>>147498178
No, because /a/ is ded.

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>>147498223

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Daily reminder that Re Zero is AOTD and Pete is best boy

>>147498157
Good luck with that.

>>147498205
/a/ got worst when Komeji left.

You know im right.

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Oh god Yoshinoya is hot

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Check' em

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>>147498271
pm if you wanna ss

Give me mod power just for having to share the same image board with all you cucks.
I'll ban everyone except for shounentards let's see how an even bigger cancer i can make this shithole.

>>147498301
Rip in pieces ;_;

>>147498332
Ha ha

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>>147498278

>>147498332
>offbyone

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Hey /A/ what is the secret to repeating digits?

This thread is just proof as to why generals have to go.

>>147498110
When they're kids they're called voice actlets.

>>147498371
>/A/
Not being a faggot.

>>147498331
Ironically, I think the board would not become worse at all, because the shounentards are just keeping within their own generals.

>>147498377
Checked

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>>147498331

Just ask HIRO like OP did

..and by ask, I mean pretend that you asked and then tell everyone that you really did talk to him and he make you a mod, but he forgot after you made him breakfast.

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>>147498395

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Can you please please Jibun woo in these threads?

Guys I just got a fax from Hiro and he wants OP to suck a dick.

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I love you /a/!

>>147498468
YAMEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Are mods rebeling againt Hiro?

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>>147498516
Olev you too buddy

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>>147498495

That's funny, Hiro just texted me that he enjoys the OPs penis, too

>>147496451
>6. /a/ will split into /a/ - Anime, /l/ - Loli and /ma/ - Manga.
>7. Removed post numbers.
why?

>>147498498
>deleted
IT'S ALL A BIG FUCKING CONSPIRACY
I'M ON TO YOU MODS
YOU CAN'T SILENCE THE PEOPLE

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>mods banning random "shitposters"
>BUT DON'T STOP THESE THREADS

>>147498562
no it's like this

>>147497961
You are the scourge cancer and should remove yourself.
I find it terribly depressing that you think otherwise, that you think you belong here.

>>147498578
Yes they ca

>>147498498
>>147498578
Wew

>>147496944
Fuck off. No one on /a/ voted for a manga board. We don't want it and never will.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-z4iw8Ppo1o

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>>147498597

I can't hear girls cry

>>147498630
t. anime fag

>>147498633
Shitposters shitpost because they know that a ban doesn't mean shit.

>>147496451

I wonder if OP has a MOD in his pocket?

>>147498679
t. actual retard

>>147496560
>Nothing! I said nothing!
As if I believe you, doctor Pavel.

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waaaaaaai

tfw you don't always get dubs
just fuck my shit up senpai

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>>147498736
Suwako hijack?
Or no?

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>>147497805
And that shitpost generals are often full of non anime pictures.

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>>147498733

https://de.scribd.com/doc/35688046/Christopher-Moot-Poole-Testimony-in-Palin-Email-Trial

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Did anyone notice something weird about number of posts lately? I'm pretty certain that until recently number of posts on /a/ were above 1 billion but now I'm seeing that it's only 140+ million. It can't be just me who noticed this right? What the fuck is actually happening?

So I haven't frequently browsed /a/ in about a year but how come there are more shitty h-manga meme threads and I remember seeing some UMARU ON FRONT PAGE shit too. I'm all for a bigger community but sadpanda threads exist and shitty meme posts should just cleaned immediately. Also the "rules" this thread is making are fucking garbage. /a/ has deteriorated a bit but it just seems that's because mods are slacking/more lenient. We don't need all this shit.

>>147498809
>>147498809
Are you sure you're not getting post numbers and unix timestamps crossed?

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>>147498766

>>147498809
The archives would have had issues if that would be true

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Also gook shit isn't allowed by the definition of the board retard.

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>>147498895
Nice

>>147498809
you timeslipped dude

>>147498833
When did you first come here?

>>147498895
>not 555x555/55kb
Doesn't count

>>147498895
Nice

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dubs

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>>147498915

He finally got one today

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this is your boi tonight

>>147498955
>>147498966

Checked

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Hello, is this shitposting central?

>>147496451
Move /kancolle/ to /jp/.
Real fucking pure cancer with avatarfag and shit.

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>>147497799

Here it is:

Just ban this fucking OP for at least a month and we can all go back to deriding Oppai Loli posters

>>147499016
Yes. Swaglord and troid and other boogeymen-mods are protecting it, apparently.

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>>147498988
also checked

>Diaz has finally killed /a/
I fucking warned you

>>147499016
then gets some dubs.

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hi

I'm going to sleep now, and if dubs I'll meet my inner loli in my dreams and we'll hold hands and play on the swings and pick flowers together.

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>>147499064

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>>147499111
I'll take your trips instead.

YOU DUMBASS

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>>147499119
hi

>>147499138
I can't give up so fast. Nooo.

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Who else /comfy/ here?

>>147499191
Again. This time I'll make it. Please!!!. My loli will be lonely all night if I can't make it.

Are Cirno and Yugi OTP?

>>147498294
>Komeji
Was that the MAL mod fag?

>>147499230
You simply cannot.

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if dubs you're allowed to bring friends

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>>147499016

Hello Jebus, this is Hiro. I approved this thread because I really and truly spoke to the OP over tea and crumpets about the state of things.

Hiro is gently dipping a biscuit into a teacup next to me. Honest!

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>>147499188
RIP Tsuchimikado, you were a top bro and I'll check those dubs for you.

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>>147499251
ILL DO IT.

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trips

>>147496451
Fuck off and kill yourself cuck lol.

>>147499293
THIS TIME

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>>147499139
Is this a YrYr thread now?

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Found pic of OP.

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>>147499233
>>147499300

>>147499327
It's been like this my entire life. I always have to try countless times instead of doing it on my first try.

>>147499259
Ah, good to see you Hiroshima. I see your crumpets and I raise you a biscuit. How much am I worth in british pounds?

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>>147499338

>>147499261
>Kuroko and this bitch are alive, but tsucimikado was gone
The world is really unfair.

>>147499233
>>147499297
Right has hax characters, no contest

>>147499375
Now it'll work.

>>147499355
Checked

>>147498895
>99 KB
Weak.

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>everyone's getting dubs

>>147496451
Check'em

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4

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>>147499419
>calling Saten a bitch
Neck yourself my friend.

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>>147499317

B-But Hiro said you have to like me! Can't you worthless faggots read?

>>147429199
>>147407642
>>147392739
>>147386171
>>147373590
>>147374046
>>147371130
>>147367004
>>147360344
>>147215471
>>147215497
>>147211695
>>147207448
>>147200644

HIRO HAS SPOKEN (to me personally)

>>147496451
>. /a/ will split into /a/ - Anime, /l/ - Loli and /ma/ - Manga.
Based Hiro is bringing /l/ back?!
Sweet!
Also, has a request to stop those assholes that keep spamming threads starting with "why is X character better than Y?" making the same thread over and over eith even the same image?

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>>147496451
Reminder to treasure your waifu and always protect her smile

>>147499500
You too.

>>147499434
This time.

>>147499540

Please refer to >>147499535

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!

love and waffles,

t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m

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>>147499520
No u!

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So, you're wondering how best to fix /a/? That one's simple.

Have Interpol track down the autistic, Canadian pedophile that created the bot, that spams pictures of young anime girls relentlessly on /a/. Believe it or not, he probably has one or more such threads active right now. He will post it every day until you like it.

Then, murder him. I'm not just talking any "murder", either. I'm talking about horrendous, brutal, gruesome, inexplicably-torturous murder. Make that fat, greasy fuck suffer until his very last breath.

Then, we get a mod to make a sticky for precisely one year. That sticky will feature high-resolution photographs of the fat, greasy, autistic, Canadian pedophile's mutilated corpse. Other people will find themselves drawn to the sticky, see the photographs in lurid detail and think, "oh shit. If I don't get my head out of my ass and stop shitposting here, I could be next."

For bonus points and a little humor to ease the mood, have the very-first picture feature a plank of wood with blood stains on it next to the corpse, and the words (USER WAS BANGED WITH THIS POST).

THAT is how you fix /a/.

Reminder that this is the last thread

>>147499644
>dubs
>a bitch got owned
hahaha sluten a shit

>>147499663
Hopefully

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>>147499655

>>147499535
Hiro is a newfag, no one cares.

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>>147499655

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>>147499655
never,

loli forever

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>This shit is still going on
Why.jpg

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>>147496451
>Manuel age

>changing /a/
You either adapt or fuck off, this is no safe space

>>147499768
It really is the mods just having a laugh at the community. I mean, they're deleting some of the posts here, but not the entire thread.

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>>147499717
If you had choice, what anime end of the world scenario would you pick?

>>147496451
Can we have an Elf general?

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>>147499768
It's fun.

>>147499809
This is a safe general thread

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>>147499809
Sounds like someone needs to adapt to these threads.

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>>147499699
>No love for Hiro

You should because he's standing next to me trying to look over my shoulder. If he saw what you said, he'll give OP mod status!

You are so fucking lucky that I'm covering the screen with my hand...

>>147496762
Why do you not want me to be able to use my phone to browse you fucking Faggot?

>>147499826
tang me

>>147499809
Looks like the stupid jap doesn't understand that people looking to change the boards are the people that doesn't enjoy these boards.
If you don't enjoy /a/ then fuck off.

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>>147499826
infinite tsukuyomi

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>>147499826
End of Evangelion

Just tang my shit and end this

Why the fuck would you split into anime and manga? The board already moves slowly enough, now we need to segregate anime and manga talk of the same series into separate threads?

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>>147498988

>>147499826
Light Yamagi's new world.

>>147499890

You don't.

OP is a shit and not a very good one that that.

>>147499890
>The board already moves slowly enough
>literally top 5 fastest board on 4chan

>>147499890
his special manga that nobody cares about is not getting enough attention

Miss moot yet?

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Please tell me /i/ is real

Otherwise.....

>>147499803
is in your mouth.

>>147499932
>literally top 5 fastest board on 4chan
That doesn't mean shit.

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i am law

ban original post

>>147499932
Not anymore and hasn't be top 5 for quite a while.

>>147499938
>>>/i/

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>>147499977

>>147499977
/b/, /v/, /vg/, /pol, ....

>>147500022
/int/

>>147499809
You either adapt or fuck off, this is no safe space

>>147499974
>objective measures of board speed don't mean shit
You realize neo-/a/ is good bit faster than golden age /a/?

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>>147499981
Damn I'm an idiot. But is the loli board real?

>>147500086
no

>>147496451

I told you he was dick. But no one listens to me.

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Is this real?

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>>147499809
>You either adapt or fuck off, this is no safe space
>s-stop posting on my board frog posters!!!

>>147500063
>objective
>top 5 meaning anything
Please give me a new thread per hour metric if you want objective, top five just mean somewhere between the fastest and fifth fastest.

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Official New Rules (See >>147386171 → # & >>147425437 → # & >>147457754 → # & >>147490102 → #
):
1. Generals to be regulated.
2. LNs and gookshit are allowed on /a/.
3. Underage Bait like loli, kys, cuck and so on will >NOT result in a ban, it will be seen as banter.
4. Board Based Mods have to be introduced>, because we cant have another nipple mod" incident.
5. Auto sage + Manuel sage
>6. /a/ will remain the same- Anime and Manga. It is NOT to split into separate boards, i.e. /a/ - Anime and /ma/ - Manga
>7. Post numbers will NOT be removed.
>>8. Trip-Fags will stay, and the name slot will remain.
>>9. Posts or threads pertaining to "x BTFO, y FTW" will result in a ban if and when the series comes to a close.
>>NSFW loli will be removed, no ban for first offense, repeated offense will result in a perma ban. NSFW is not to be posted on /a/ and should be redirected to /h/ or /b/
----
Hiro has asked us to create a thread on each board for discussing the problems that are facing us and how to deal with them. He also wants us to create our own set of rules so that the mods will be regulated to follow them.
Source: http://i.4cdn.org/a/1474181914334.png
Remember mods, Hiro talked to you guys and you said it was fine to have one ongoing thread up about this. This means you Janitor!

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>>147500128

>>147500063
that was a relative measure

>>147500172
>>147500120

>>147500200
give them back, you bully

>>147500223
A relative measure can be objective.
Too many LNs rotted your brain?