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It can be ghosts or aliens. Or anything. I'll say mine.

>be me, 15
>5 in the morning, haven't slept at all
>still in bed, eyes open, not moving
>completely dark
>I look above my covers for a moment
>there is a shadow near my computer, looking.
>I think it might be my chair, but I'm not sure.
>Its about 5'2 and I can see no facial features.
>I get up, and turn on the light. It's gone.
>Turn it back off, it's there again.
>Turn it on, gone.
>Turn it off, it's gone.
>I freak the fuck out and sleep on the couch.

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What if dark matter is how we're able to perceive spirits?

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So I've had sleep paralysis about 6 times total in life. Only 3 of those did I experience something "Paranormal". Most recently, I was texting this girl from work while I was laying down. Crashed out shortly after and had a dream where she just happened to be in it. >Light sleeper nowadays so hear my phone vibrate and the dream shifts into sleep paralysis. Hear an unkown entity call my name and tell me it's "Time to go" next to my bed, and proceeds to walk up to me and pick me up. >Legit feel my body being lifted but I force myself to kick my leg and then wake up. What's the scariest experience you've had?

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how does one make contact with the outside realm? I'm under the impression we are living in a matrix type reality and we are plugged in to this reality. Is there a way to just, unplug and snap out of it?

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Did highly intellectual beings ACTUALLY build such "convoluted" pieces of shit?

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Can anyone relate? Maybe once a month or so, I wake up surprised to find myself alive, it's not even that I've dreamed that I died, it's just some sort of weird feeling.

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Ok /x/, I can't explain the feelings I get when thinking about this

Keep in mind I don't believe in anything paranormal at all, but I don't know how else to explain what I saw and no one I talk to believes me.

Also keep in mind I'm awful at greentext

>2006
>Be me, 28
>Hunting with best friend whose 27
>Driving on a dirt path in my woods at around 3am because night hunting, I own about 30 acres
>Friend tells me to stop the truck
> He gets out and scans the surrounding brush
>I hear a steady crunch in the treeline
>Wasn't a 4 legged animal crunch, more like a person walking through the woods
>I live in the middle of nowhere
>Call out asking if someone was there
>It stops
>I'm about a 4 on the spook meter at this point
>Me and my friend slowly back away towards my truck
>All of a sudden I see a pair of eyes in the brush lit up by my headlights
I don't know how to describe these eyes but I'll try my best
>They weren't like normal illuminated eyes, it wasn't just glowing dots
>I could very obviously see the details in the eyes
>They were mostly black, with white centers, basically the opposite of human eyes
>At this point the entity started walking towards me
>It sounds like a fucking person but it's not, those eyes weren't human.
>I say if it gets any closer I'll shoot
>It stops for 3 seconds, starts again but at almost running speed
>I fire my AK at the running blur
>It lets off this screech that sounds like a dying boar mixed with the audio from the loudest orgasm ever
(Look up that video if you don't know)
>My friend screams and starts panicking
>He goes into a kind of shock for a second
>I get into my truck and start it
>We drove off for another 10 or so acres and had to stop
>One of my horses was blocking the road, dead and its corpse humiliated
>It was a 1 lane dirt road, so we couldn't go forward without moving it
>Tied its feet together with rope and attached my trucks hook
>I went back to get into my truck but it was fucking there

Cont

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Hey guys, I usually try to stay away from this board but I have a true story I want to share and want to hear some feedback on what I should do

>be me
>18
>about once every year while I'm sleeping I feel this presence "invade" my subconscious
>last night I feel a figure enter my room and stand at the foot of my bed
>it tries to invade my mind
>I am able to resist this time but the longer I do the harder it becomes
>after a few seconds am too exhausted to resist anymore
>suddenly on a space ship
>I know I've been here before but can't remember details
>approached by the person I love most
>it's grandma
>she speaks to me as the captain of this ship and welcomes me back
>tells me that she hopes this time will go better than last time

I am having major trouble remembering what happened. All I remember is seeing evidence that I was here before, and had some memories removed.

>wake up
>no memory of anything
>start daily routine and suddenly the dream hits me 30 min after I'm awake
>try to write it all down here before I forgot but I guess I'm too late

I'm not a paranormal person. I don't believe in ghosts or alien abductions and think people who do are autistic. I just want some reassurance that this was a dream and I don't have to start wearing a tinfoil hat.

I know sometimes sleep paralysis is related to thinkin a figure is in your room, which may be it, but I didn't have any pressure on my chest or difficulty breathing that most people associate with it, just that my mind was being tested and I had to will myself to fight it off.

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it looks fun

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Son I summon you.

I don't give a shit that this a publik thread I dont fucking care that this has trouble written all over it.

Please post in this fucking Thread.

I know there are assholes trying to buy time and distract me.

I also know you are already present.

I have to know now what is going on behind my back.
I have to Know If what I suspect is true.

Please tell me everything that is going on regarding your mother and what is reality.

Noone

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not really normal, more like paranormally bad luck

>Be me
>18 yo betafag kissless virgin
>friends w one girl
>solid 7/10, known her for years
>never had the nuts to make a move
>she's constantly in bad relationships
>she had just got out of one
>she invites me over, like many times before
>think nothing of it
>arrive at her place
>greeted by her cat Mittens
>allergic to cats
>fucking hate Mittens
>can already feel nose itching
>go into her room
>somethingsamiss.jpg
>she's on her bed looking at me strangely
>see she's not wearing pants
>immediately start shaking
>feel mittens rubbing against my leg
>ignore him, but nose starts itching again
>"come here anon"
>i shakily advance toward her bed
>she's on all fours on her bed with her face towards me
>her eyes are closed
>she's expecting a kiss
>I start to lean in to kiss her
>about 2 inches from her face i have to sneeze
>no stopping this fucker
>head flies forward with the force of a battering ram
>forehead hits her nose
>crunch.png
>blood old faithfuls out of her nose
>me, her and mittens are all covered
>i vomit all over her
>both start crying

This was 2 days ago, will we ever speak again? I need help on how to resolve the situation

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Does /x/ believe that, at least at some point, somewhere, there were magicians or a single magician who could do the things of wizards in modern fantasy-fiction?

I'm talking creating fireballs, flying, going invisible. Even if it was a great feat that the practitioner could only achieve.

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I don't mean to reveal any secrets to the people here, I'm just posting this so that there's a record.

Basically, Uni High, which is run by the Illuminati, did not meet my expectations.

I remember being put through mind control in Kenny Gym by Illuminist Sally Walker. I was stripped naked, threatened with a knife, forced to listen to subaudibles and put under trance. I was not the only one, I suspect all Uni High subfreshmen are under MK.

But, I was singled out. In Uni, I was visited by a German trance doctor, inside a Uni class room. I was put under trance, and naked, I was made to stand in front of a simulated penis and ordered to cut off my penis with a knife. ET, the Illuminist, met me right afterwards and said I had been through a traumatic experience.

Furthermore the Illuminati wanted to sacrifice me in particular. Their Star Trek morality, the good of the many outweighs the few, is a morality of sacrifice I reject, isn't it ironic from the critics of Abrahamism?

Plus, I seem to have been set up as a patsy and sacrifical fighter. I suspect the Illuminati egregore is corrupt and actually working with the Archons.

That's why I left the Illuminati in this incarnation: radical loss of trust and faith. Plus, I've been given no training, no direct aid, and to boot, $100000 left for me was apparently taken. This does not seem friendly.

I wish the Illuminati well. I forgive all. I bless pythagoras and all Uni alumni. But, I resign from the Illuminati and from Uni.

Sorry to post secrets, I'm not trying to educate the masses, just wanted to post this as a note to future incarnations, the Illuminati come as beautiful friends, but I in particular am not truly loved, beware of 333 and 666. I wish well for humanity.

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About to smoke DMT for the first time. Should I aim for a breakthough?

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Since a few days I have somehow pressure on the ears and hear badly as if I had water in the ears. Is there anyone else?