Warnings about possible "lizard man sightings" during the upcoming solar eclipse. What do they know that we don't?
https://web.archive.org/web/20170812141508/http://www.foxnews.com/science/2017/08/11/south-carolina-warns-citizens-lizard-man-sightings-during-solar-eclipse.html
I think with all the people meditating during the eclipse the global deception grid might weaken and people will notice who is not human. Like the ending of "They Live"
https://youtu.be/JPgQe7PE0xo
Do people who suffer from Herpetophobia or Ophidiophobia, subconsciously identify reptilians in disguise better then the regular folk?
>>19430596
>Herpetophobia, fear of snakes (only)
>Ophidiophobia, fear of reptiles and AMPHIBIANS
All humans have a natural fear of reptiles. It's hardwired into your primitive midbrain. It comes from 65 million years ago when your closest ancestor was a proto-rodent and the world was covered in giant reptiles.
For humans, there is a natural ancient psychic unease around reptilian aliens. It takes a crap ton of veil technology to disguise them (and their auras) from the general public. Most of them have been transferred to (mostly) human bodies so only the reptilian "aura" is perceivable. A lot of people describe this "aura" as like being near a serial killer.
I know it's saturday, I know it's early and you all want to sleep in. I know we're all comfy cozy and warm in this iteration of reality, but let me ask you this. What have you done to immanentize the eschaton today?
I monetized my echelon if you know what I mean
>>19430534
I most assuredly do not, but I'd like to very much
I just have a head full of mushroom thoughts, and am tired of being limited by a two dimensional linear time experience.
Can someone recommend a good source or method to learn meditation?
Google, "zazen".
>>19430493
why do you want to learn meditation?
are you expecting a sensation? because that is not why you learn to meditate
posting on 4chan is the true path to enlightenment.
if it doesn't have a page on wikipedia, encyclopedia dramatica or CWCiki, it isn't reliable knowledge
Why are frog memes so powerful and viral? (Memes as egregores)
How can one use their potential?
>>19430452
You don't use them. They use you.
>>19430455
How can I let help me, then?
>>19430463
Post them all around
Welcome to hell
There is a universal harmony in human interests which safeguards the progress of man through those who hear its song.
Those who do not hear it are weeds in the field of human potential.
>>19430444
Not spooked. Death is only a natural thing. However I don't appreciate a larping faggot dictating my future so I'll gladly take your life instead. Ill hit you in the back of the head with a baseball bat and watch your body spasm as it tries to regain consciousness. Ill make you understand the fear that you place upon others to show you that you're all one of the same. I will beat you relentlessly until you understand hopelessness. You will spit out your teeth. Your eyes will swole up after I break your eye socket. The dirt will stain your bloody face and with every punch your breathing will become more and more difficult. You'll die regretfully and pathetically just like you lived your life.
Spooking the spooks thread. Post times you've fucked with the supernatural
>ghost in my basement
>i live down there
>kept me up at night
>Opens and closes door loudly
>Turns tv on while I sleep sometimes
>It watches A&E and the cooking channel
>Wake up to shitty A&E programming
>Keeps taking my fudgesickles from the freezer
>Wake up to fudgesickle wrappers on floor
>Bastard ghost is a slob
>plan hatches
>under covers naked
>Hear door squeak open
>throw off sheets
>Flick lights on
>330 lb hairy neckbeard with big tits masturbating furiously
>Staring right at ghost
>ghost has literally look of the nasty
>Hear faint sound of disgust
>Uses door quietly now to avoid my meat beating gaze
>Son of a bitch still eats my fudgesickles though
>Doesn't even finish them now
>Melted half eaten fudgesickles on floor in morning
>Starts recording A&E and cooking shows
>It's on like donkey Kong bitch
>Make "poopsickles"
>Lightly covered in melted fudgesickle then frozen to make it convincing
>go to bed that night
>Wake up to poopsickle being thrown at me
>Laugh at the ghost, clean the poop off me and go back to bed
>Days pass
>go to work one day
>come home
>Go to watch some family Guy I recorded
>All my recordings gone
>Had tons of favorite shows recorded for when no Netflix
>Replaced with 8 hours of "good eats" from cooking network
>Fucking ghost
>Go to bathroom
>Fudgesickle smeared around seat
>bowl filled with all my fudgesickles
>what the supernatural fuck dude
>decide to try and make right
>buy jumbo fudgesickle box
>Write "for you" and "sorry"
>wake up next day
>fudgesickle wrappers in trash
>tv was on A&E but turned off
>found note on fudgesickle box
>"Me too"
>Only a few fudgesickles missing every now and then
>Wrappers always in trash now
Glad it didn't go further than that I prepared for a long battle
had a kek
>>19430412
Top job OP
>>19430412
XDD INCLUDE ME IN TEH SKREENSHOT XD
So how do you read the Gostic Gnospels without freaking out?
That stuff definitely summoned some kind of spiritual presence when I read it.
>>19430347
aren't most of the Nag Hamadi texts unreadable?
>>19429999
Happening
Give me your best engineer theory. Why did they create life on earth? Why did they visite us in ancient times and gave us the location of LV-223, specifically? Why did they decide to head back to earth with a juggernaut spaceship full of mass destruction weapons? Does it have anything to do with the turmoil inside the ship shown holographically to the Prometheus crew before the movie proceeds to show the biostasis room where all the all the black goo is stored? Is pic related the last engineer? Also, "Alien: Covenant" hate thread due to so many unanswered questions regarding the Engineers.
>>19430333
Probably more a /tv/ thing but weren't there bits cut from that which make that film make sense and deal more with the engineers?
How did he get chest bursted?
>>19430334
Some were cut, indeed, even a dialog between David and the Engineer. But still, nothing is really answered. I personally believe that the Engineers are so much more interesting than the Xenomorph!
I think he should.
Down with the norks.
>>19430313
I think so too. Great thread
they should waste the dprk artillery with that, totally possible
My grandmother says she hears knocking at night. Today I was woken up by three knocks. Could it be my succi?
It doesn't sound like a rat or anything. The only explanation would be if my little borther sneaked out and was trying to get in. I'll ask him later.
Where did you find the picture?
>>19430311
There are hundreds of reasons for a knocking sound that do not involve anything paranormal. It is most likely pipes, then it could be your house settling, could be your heater or hot water heater, the list goes on and on...
She's obviously horny
How do I summon a succubus?
/summon
>>19430284
This is a Christian imageboard, there will be no summoning demons here.
>>19430284
YO WHATUP KEKBOOOOOOI
Lol Grey Ayy Lmaos be like YOLO like literally because they have no souls and can't reincarnate HEYOO
Ebin thread
>>19430273
Independent = One = Nothing = Everything
Why do you want to believe the world is ending because of the eclipse?
Seriously, why would someone find hope in the world being destroyed?
Ever wonder why humanity keeps even bothering to progress when there's still members of the population that squirm and panic like bronze age villagers.
>cannot see sun
>it's the end of world god has taken sun
>>19430249
its not ending. its becoming more interesting. layers of the veneer being pealed away. the lies people tell themselves dissolving. reality bleeding into their comfy existences
http://mudfossils.com
It really gives you some deep thoughts regarding the world we live on, you know.
Mud fossils are real. Petrification happened to most cratures that died during the flood. We're not sure what the flood was made of, if it was strictly water or some other kind of liquid that interacted funny with the giant's bodies.
I didn't think giants were controversial until I was like 19 years old at University. They unearthed a skeleton of a man that was like 13 feet tall in the Wabash River Valley near where I grew up and we all went and saw it; was in the paper and my grandma still has the paper in her collection of news paper cutouts. I sound fucking insane but I'm serious; it's not a false memory.
Were the child molestation and satanic worship allegations false or were they true and (((they))) covered it up under the pretense of mass hysteria?
>>19430081
False. The first case was corroborated by a literal schizophrenic, and from there it turned into a retarded festival of courts manipulating children to tell bizarre stories in order to appeal to the delusional Christian right, while actual children that need help were let down by anyone that could have helped them.
>believing the testimony of a child that says they were flushed down a toilet to an underground facility in a daycare
>>19430256
Perhaps they tried to pass it off as false by giving gullible kids such outrageous claims while the real perpetrators and victims left unnoticed
>>19430081
A little bit of both. There was hysteria over bullshit like Dungeons and Dragons and heavy metal, although there are legitimately weird things that go on in the music industry and Hollywood, and there's tons of legitimately weird Satanic etc. shit that has happened and is connected to politicians and royalty and the super rich and what have you.