Spooking the spooks thread. Post times you've fucked with

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Spooking the spooks thread. Post times you've fucked with the supernatural
>ghost in my basement
>i live down there
>kept me up at night
>Opens and closes door loudly
>Turns tv on while I sleep sometimes
>It watches A&E and the cooking channel
>Wake up to shitty A&E programming
>Keeps taking my fudgesickles from the freezer
>Wake up to fudgesickle wrappers on floor
>Bastard ghost is a slob
>plan hatches
>under covers naked
>Hear door squeak open
>throw off sheets
>Flick lights on
>330 lb hairy neckbeard with big tits masturbating furiously
>Staring right at ghost
>ghost has literally look of the nasty
>Hear faint sound of disgust
>Uses door quietly now to avoid my meat beating gaze
>Son of a bitch still eats my fudgesickles though
>Doesn't even finish them now
>Melted half eaten fudgesickles on floor in morning
>Starts recording A&E and cooking shows
>It's on like donkey Kong bitch
>Make "poopsickles"
>Lightly covered in melted fudgesickle then frozen to make it convincing
>go to bed that night
>Wake up to poopsickle being thrown at me
>Laugh at the ghost, clean the poop off me and go back to bed
>Days pass
>go to work one day
>come home
>Go to watch some family Guy I recorded
>All my recordings gone
>Had tons of favorite shows recorded for when no Netflix
>Replaced with 8 hours of "good eats" from cooking network
>Fucking ghost
>Go to bathroom
>Fudgesickle smeared around seat
>bowl filled with all my fudgesickles
>what the supernatural fuck dude
>decide to try and make right
>buy jumbo fudgesickle box
>Write "for you" and "sorry"
>wake up next day
>fudgesickle wrappers in trash
>tv was on A&E but turned off
>found note on fudgesickle box
>"Me too"
>Only a few fudgesickles missing every now and then
>Wrappers always in trash now

Glad it didn't go further than that I prepared for a long battle