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>>18964028
Did you tried google translator the get the names of what you want in Indonesian?

The video was really creepy, and all but honestly, it looked cheap, sketchy, and fake, what weirded me out, was the fact that they were really hard to find, sometimes they appeared as if they were erased from YT. and then the next day the video was up again, what really surprised me with those videos was that they seemed to make YT act weird.

What really made me thin of them as "haunted" or something was when I tried to show the videos to my friends, they were on other pc's at my sides so they were not really interested in the videos and all bu then the video started to play really fast, in that time there was no option to change video speed, and then it started to play in reverse, I told my friends but they didn't even believed me they thought the video was like that, I never ever have seen that behavior with the YT player, and I want to know if this is some sort of common bug back day, or if someone else found the same videos and experienced something like that. I'm just really curious.

>>18964037
used to search for ghost videos back in 08 on youtube

i can assure you that worst fuckup the yt player can have back then is just buffering for a very long time

>>18963906
aliens come to earth to get HUMAN'D, look at those hips, she's begging for some human horn.

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>>18963906

>>18963912
How the fuck can you know if it's a she or he?

the fuck was the first great filter?

Discovering fire?

>step foot in the plane of Geburah
Yeah good luck.

>>18963900
>Getting something to escape orbit
>Colonizing one or more other planets in your star system
>Colonizing one or more other star systems in your galaxy

Once you're transgalactic you lose your protected civilization status.

It was a blimp

>>18963837
Pretty cool!
This MAY be and interesting source of material: Lawofone.info... I was always into UFOs and I liked it because it gave a different, spiritual, perspective I had never considered before. It's only good if you are into this type of stuff, though... There's a lot of crazy claims in there, but it's a fascinating series. :)

>>18963842
I hope it was, but for some reason it seemed too cylindrical to be a blimp, obviously it could be anything.

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>>18963483
>For four house this night

>>18963483
Looks like a cross between lazy town and mad max

>>18963483
Give me a quick rundown.

>>18963410
There's a new like anime girl smart home companion thing that just came out. It's like 3k I think. Enjoy

/thread

>>18963410
Quit being a fucking retard and build yourself one

Here is an ancient ritual to summon a succubus, but be warned, this is black magic and can go wrong so follow it carefully:

Go to the Craigslist casual encounters and chant this three times:

I have 200 dollars
I have 200 dollars
I have 200 dollars

You will be messaged by a hyper realistic email. This is the succubus. Tell her you want her to wear all black and to talk dirty. If she gets disinterested quickly tell her you will pay extra. If she agrees, tell her your address and get ready for the hardest part of the ritual. Turn off all the lights. Light 10 black candles, put them around your bed and wait.

If you see flashing red lights and hear the wails of a siren, something has gone horribly wrong. Immediately blow out the candles and pretend you are not home. No matter what you hear, do not open the door. The evil spirit will take you away to be raped by black beasts.

However, if you hear a knock you have been deemed worthy. But be warned, as this ritual is known to summon incubi as well. They will be disguised, but if you see something out of place chant "Fuck off, faggot" continuously until they leave. If you do not they will rape you. After that you will be followed by constant decay. You will never be able to recover from any disease. You will grow pale like a corpse and slowly wither away.

After verifying that they are a succubus, let them in and enjoy the "fruits" of your labor. But be warned. Black magic has a price. A month later you will see blisters and boils anywhere your skin touched the demon. Soon you will see the succubus outside your mother's house everyday, screaming and pounding at the door. She will continue this, each day getting fatter and more hideous, until 9 months. Then, you will pay...

>>18963179
So nobody got a pic huh? The one of the queen was spoopy, her whole left eyeball was black and slitted like a reptile.

>>18963179
>computer voice
>youtube
uh anon, you found something on the interweb. great.

>>18963179
Complete bullshit.
It's gay and fake. Also reptilians don't shape shift cause that would leave too many traces and cause they can't stand sunlight.
It's just some retarded shit Alex Jones made up.

>>18963143
sounds like a bunch of woo woo bullshit to me anon

There is no soul

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Our souls go to heaven where we stagnate for eternity because God doesn't recycle souls and he has abandoned us for other projects

No one.

>>18963042
Excuse me, it has touched me I'll have you know

>>18962984

>dae religion is cancer
>dae hate going to church with their parents when you could be DOING SCIENCE! and watching RICK AND MORTY BEST TV SHOW EVER and watching GAME GRUMPS LOL FART JOKES AND VIDEO GAMES and playing MINECRAFT?!?!?

go back to plebbit

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>>18962904
These are the other books lists I have, granted, there's some repeats.

1/2

Books by Lujan Matus.

>>18962904
Draconian path books in spite of what traditionalist fucks may wanna tell you.

>>18962856
Because time flies when you're a faggot

>>18962856
Also
>P O O P E R W A V E A E S T H E T I C S

>>18962868
>>18962871
I know I'm a faggot, but this sick beat makes me even more of one, and I want to know why. Is it demons, /x/?

Put up no smoking signs, that should get rid of it.

>>18962859
kek

>>18962843

>chain smoke 6 unfiltered cigarettes
>use ashes to smother a baguette
>burn baguette
>pour one bottle of cheap wine in a fancy glass (obviously one glass at a time)
>talk about the treaty of versailles with yourself as if you were there

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>>18962826
Then the A.I is already in your head, but you can't prove or disprove that
that's called solipsism and that's only good for writing fictional stories

>>18962826

We are Anonymous.
We do not forgive.
We do not forget.

>>18962860
Is not about it i'm talking. The A.I is not on the head, the A.I. is half-interacting with the mind

A process half analytic/half synthetic where only the syntethic process are on our mind and the analytics are on a "hyper text infosphere"

Is a possibility to explain "meme magic" using a language philosophy framework.

I must to improve my english, is very hard to me express what i'm talking about writing in a language that i'm not fluent

Turn to love. Buy a hepa filter.
Masturbate while saying the pledge of allegiance in a French accent.
Repeat last part till you understand why this was necessary.

>>18962701
Use alchemy.

>>18962701
>It seems to be active in my room, mostly at night

How do you know it is outside and not inside you?

>>18962673
Anon, i was there saw it with my own eyes, a true alien pic was posted, it was promptely removed, anons captured via screenshot cache, they got xkeyscored to death, only slices of the original were re-posted after the shut down event, and here we are , months later, still trying to find it.

Now, to the newcomers of this site, this must be like an Indiana Jones adventure, but what they dont know , is that this has happened several times in 4chan , not just in pol and x.

Hope that helps, OP.

>>18962716
Thanks, doesn't help too much, but I guess it's a step in the right direction...