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Get fucked

>>18971323
cool. rejig the matrix so i win the lottery can you bro?

>>18971323
Aren't we all the architect

>>18971258
I hope they like really perverted people and what they choose to do in their personal lives.

>>18971265
LOL ikr

>>18971258
>biometric entry act

Sounds like they want to chip immigrants from that name.

water

>>18971097
arcturians and timeline allignement vibration shit, also time travel in a non-human way, and alternate timelines interacting with this one, also aliens from the future incarnating into past, which is our present, to cleanse the karma for their own timeline

That gives new meaning to Fernando Poo

>spainians
you can't be serious

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>>18971058

>VERY strong contender for most stupid thread so far this year detected

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Another angle

A folded up dollar. So spooky.

>>18971001
Also nice fat hand buddy.

>>18970838
It's always the fucking jews.

>>18970838
That doesn't say nasa though, it says nasha. Sorry to disappoint you.

>>18970906
nAH-shAH too.

Can't green text on this one but I'll tell the story.. This is a true story of some events that happened in fall 2011 to winter of 2012. It shocked me as a kid and I get chills just thinking about it... No bullshit.. Here it goes

So me and three other friends lived in some Native American apartments as kids. It was a low budget income based complexes that a certain tribe rents to anyone with native blood. It was a Cherokee area with woods surrounding the place for more than a few miles. With a river nearby. The woods had lots of bunkers abandoned after WW2 because the Army had a base to keep German POW's during the war. Just so you guys know the woods gave me weird vibes even as a small child growing up there. I'd go fishing by myself (ya I was that kid at 11) and always feel like I was being watched. Every time I could feel something's presence. Even when me and my uncle (who lived in the apartments near me) would go night fishing for catfish and I'd tell him "were being watched" everybody thought I was just a paranoid kid. So anyways enough of the scenery let's begin..

So it was Fall 2011 and I was about 13 My grandparents lived a complex or two down from my friend with my uncle at the time. Me and my friends would always go out and smoke weed in the woods for fear of our parents knowing (at least mine and my other friend). Well call these friends Joe, Joseph and Brad so not to disclose any names. Anyways we would always spend time in the woods at night sometimes smoking and looking for UFOs that we occasically seen here and there. We did this day after day and everything was fine. Until one day out in the woods across the fence ( the complexes were fenced in from the surrounding woods) my friends came across this makeshift shelter made from woods and stuff. Now at first we thought it was maybe just some illegals or someone staying out there in the woods. You could tell by looking at it that whoever made it was really really un-humanly strong because their was small but thick trees bent the fuck over into this weird hut so to speak. We never thought anything of it at all us being teenagers high at the time. They found this one day without me but Brad went and showed me one day (cont.)

Go on

>>18970795
They seem to take it as still mystical and a leap of faith. Atheism is their answer

Why do you care?

>>18970795
I haven't studied Taoism much but I do like the teachings of Zen, which is similar from what I can tell, only less concerned with gods and spirits and more about just being a good person.

hazel, 2 colors.

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>>18970707
Not personally but people with hazel colored eyes supposedly change depending on the season.

Pic on the left is from 3 years ago when i had pink eye, one on the right was like 1 minute ago, they look the same

>>18970707
This is something new, op
Have you been exposed to radiation/environmental toxins?

/clap

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>>18970427
what the fuck is that?

>>18970448
Martian penis

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What the fuck?

What the fuck

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So, i went to The "HELP AND GUIDELINES" and found lines of code.
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I googled it, and found this
http://sanjose.eventful.com/events/google-/E0-001-095128504-9
An event of some sort?!

No.

>>18970253
The King was in his butcher house, chopping up his meat

The maid was in the mead hall, having a tasty treat

The Queen was out in the garden, hanging out her sheet

When the King came down, towards her, and lobbed off her feet
The King come down to the market place, where people counted out their money

He hacked off heads and chopped them, making blood flow like honey

The King come down to the town square, and hacked all the folk

He tore off a girl's head, and threw it in the lake
The King come down to the cathedral,

Where everyone inside

Was praising God, blessing him who died,

But not even that could not stop their conceit

When the King come down to the cathedral, and lopped off their feet
The King come down to the center of town

Lopping and hacking til the streets went reddish brown

The King come down to the end of the town square

And there, he stopped being a great grizzly bear
Men came and bound the King in chains

Nobody there heard the King even complains

The King come down to the town jail

They bound him for a little while

And then gave him execution, not even without trail
The King come down to the scaffold

Left there overnight

But in the morning

His body had taken flight

Left ten miles from that scaffold noose, the King come down to light
The King come down to the cemetery

Where he was fenced in constantly

The legend died out and it should have done

But unhinged mentally

Things were never as removed as distantly
The town came down for a festival

One sunny day in June

The mead and food flowed from the plates

And nobody even mourned

Not even when heavy bootsteps echoed down the street

...And the King come down to the marketplace, echoing align with his feet
I'm afraid it's too late too stop.

lik e eat the r red b blood and lists it s soul into the mud. 209387349958732678534059 THE KING COME DOWN

>>18970097
im not gay anon

>>18970097
He doesn't exist.

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>>18970097
Because I don't want to.

you'll be okay
Zozo is bullshit, whatever that is.
spooky ghosts can't hurt you. They feed off of your fear so just stay calm

>>18970066
You should get some sleep

>>18970066
Also, look at subconscious movement. Auto writing and ouija are part of the same phenomena.

this is all I could find https://twitter.com/ajcadoo/status/860349329260789760

>>18970038
Quake Lights....AND BIG. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earthquake_light

>>18970087
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnyyRq_i8ck oh thanks I found a pretty good example video