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It's been a quiet week in Showderp, my home general, out on the edge of /vp/. It's been cold, as it usually is during Christmas. Christmas is a mixed bag here on 4chan. On one hand it leads to abundant Christmas cheer. On the other hand, the summerfags migrate back.
*pause for audience laughter*
Summerfags, of course, are usually terrible champs. But then again, so are we.
*another pause for audience laughter*
But summerfags remind us of what our lives were like before finding this website, when we weren't such bitter cynics. When we met with friends in real life to just "hang out". When we had girlfriends and boyfriends we would meet at the movies on Friday nights to share popcorn and laugh at terrible Adam Sandler films.
*pause for laughter*
And they remind us, most of all, of the times when we were young and happy, excited for school to be out, and to be home, for the holidays.

At Christmas, we return to the idyllic days of our childhood, and learn to have fun again.

Well, that's the news from Showderp, where all the champs are shit, all the opponents are 12, and all the spectators are below average.

memes
>dogars.org

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>xyiavez !gKDu57A1cg

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>>30967556

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xyiavez (ID: !gKDu57A1cg) 2016-12-23 07:11:27 Post No.30976684
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xyiavez (ID: !gKDu57A1cg) 2016-12-23 07:11:27 Post No.30976684 [Report]

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-503678279

xyiavez (ID: !gKDu57A1cg) 2016-12-23 07:13:57 Post No.30976725
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xyiavez (ID: !gKDu57A1cg) 2016-12-23 07:13:57 Post No.30976725 [Report]

opppo hid room, message xyiavez2 for voice

Anonymous 2016-12-23 07:16:42 Post No.30976768
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Anonymous 2016-12-23 07:16:42 Post No.30976768 [Report]

I never realized Garrison Keillor looked like an old lesbian

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What's my name, /vp/? 2016-12-23 07:01:59 Post No.30976541
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What's my name, /vp/? Anonymous 2016-12-23 07:01:59 Post No. 30976541 [Report] [View this topic]

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Anonymous 2016-12-23 07:02:44 Post No.30976554
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Anonymous 2016-12-23 07:02:44 Post No.30976554 [Report]

>>30976541
Jack

Anonymous 2016-12-23 07:02:48 Post No.30976555
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Anonymous 2016-12-23 07:02:48 Post No.30976555 [Report]

Rolf

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RED

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Anonymous 2016-12-23 06:57:37 Post No. 30976485 [Report] [View this topic]

Why doesn't the protagonist just tell Lusamine, Lillie, and Gladion that Mohn is hanging out at Poke Pelago?

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Anonymous 2016-12-23 07:00:46 Post No.30976528
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Anonymous 2016-12-23 07:00:46 Post No.30976528 [Report]

not your problem

Anonymous 2016-12-23 07:01:17 Post No.30976533
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Anonymous 2016-12-23 07:01:17 Post No.30976533 [Report]

Have you ever seen a more obviously malicious sociopath? Their smile makes Hannibal Lector shy.

Jimmy Neutron (ID: !1ahbdFjl0w) 2016-12-23 07:01:37 Post No.30976535
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Jimmy Neutron (ID: !1ahbdFjl0w) 2016-12-23 07:01:37 Post No.30976535 [Report]

The protagonist is probably an 11 year old idiot that can put 2 and 2 together.

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Anonymous 2016-12-23 06:49:04 Post No. 30976371 [Report] [View this topic]

Is Lilie a 10?

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Anonymous 2016-12-23 06:50:00 Post No.30976382
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Anonymous 2016-12-23 06:50:00 Post No.30976382 [Report]

>>30976371
no, she's an 11 ~~year old you sick fuck~~

Anonymous 2016-12-23 06:50:03 Post No.30976383
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Anonymous 2016-12-23 06:50:03 Post No.30976383 [Report]

No, she's 11 years old.

Anonymous 2016-12-23 06:50:29 Post No.30976393
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Anonymous 2016-12-23 06:50:29 Post No.30976393 [Report]

>>30976371
she's a 11 year old 10
11*10=110
so she's a 110/10

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Anonymous 2016-12-23 06:47:47 Post No. 30976356 [Report] [View this topic]

Alright /vp/, I finally got my shiny charm.

Now that that's done, what should my first shiny be? I'll let dubs decide.

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Anonymous 2016-12-23 06:48:47 Post No.30976364
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Anonymous 2016-12-23 06:48:47 Post No.30976364 [Report]

Stufful or Bewear because you posted it

Anonymous 2016-12-23 06:49:30 Post No.30976373
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Anonymous 2016-12-23 06:49:30 Post No.30976373 [Report]

Delibird

Anonymous 2016-12-23 06:49:34 Post No.30976376
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Anonymous 2016-12-23 06:49:34 Post No.30976376 [Report]

Beast ball beldum

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Anonymous 2016-12-23 06:33:20 Post No. 30976146 [Report] [View this topic]

>turns off exp share
>still has to use items to win important battles
>thinks he's not casual scum just because he turned off exp share

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Anonymous 2016-12-23 06:34:59 Post No.30976178
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>>30976146
>unzip my dick and fuck your boipussy
>think you're not just my personal cum dumpster

Anonymous 2016-12-23 06:36:14 Post No.30976190
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>>30976146

I only use as many items as they use.

If they wanna use 4 full restores, I'll do the same damn thing!

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>>30976146
>leveling your pokemon in-game
>he doesn't inject from the very begging

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Anonymous 2016-12-23 06:31:05 Post No. 30976116 [Report] [View this topic]

So how is the next Pokemon villain supposed to match this? Can they really make someone nastier than her in a children's game?

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Anonymous 2016-12-23 06:33:55 Post No.30976154
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>>30976116
Ghetsis was way more insane than Lusamine and Lysandre was a literal fascist. Get me a villain actual destroys the world and the player needs to somehow salvage the situation and then I'll be impressed.

Anonymous 2016-12-23 06:34:58 Post No.30976177
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>>30976116
>how is the next pokemon villain supposed to match the most generic female villain archetype in existence

Why are female villains always motivated by shit like vanity and jealousy and never have any actual goals or ambitions?

Anonymous 2016-12-23 06:35:21 Post No.30976183
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>>30976154
I don't remember what was so insane about Ghetsis?

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Anonymous 2016-12-23 06:29:57 Post No. 30976103 [Report] [View this topic]

ITT pokemon you really like but have never used ingame

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Why is the ice rock always so late game?

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Anonymous 2016-12-23 06:34:20 Post No.30976162
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>>30976131
Ice is a godtier offensive type. It would make the game easier to have ice types early on.

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Why was this allowed?

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Anonymous 2016-12-23 06:06:30 Post No.30975713
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>>30975687
It means both of his Pokemon are always using decent STAB or priority every turn. Nothing wrong with that

Anonymous 2016-12-23 06:08:31 Post No.30975750
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>>30975713
No I mean why was a fight that's fucking impossible to win unless you caught one of the ugly dark type alolan form shitmons allowed

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>>30975687
It's not like those know anything better at level 15.
Probably it's to keep the retarded AI in line.

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Karen Anonymous 2016-12-23 06:03:37 Post No. 30975664 [Report] [View this topic]

I am Karen of the Elite Four. You're Anon? How amusing. I love Dark-type Pokémon. I'm known for my overpowering tactics. Think you can take them? Just try to entertain me. Let's go.

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Anonymous 2016-12-23 06:04:39 Post No.30975685
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>>30975664
>tfw my whole friend list has probably removed me by now

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Anonymous 2016-12-23 06:05:05 Post No.30975696 [Report]

Kay. Garchomp, use Outrage.

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>>30975664

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Anonymous 2016-12-23 06:01:23 Post No. 30975622 [Report] [View this topic]

Merchandise Thread?

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I just want a Mimikyu plush.

Anonymous 2016-12-23 06:03:55 Post No.30975666
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Anonymous 2016-12-23 06:03:55 Post No.30975666 [Report]

got the gamestop rowlet plush when i picked up my game

comfy

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>>30975622
I'd buy that Scraggy just for the rocky helmet.

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Anonymous 2016-12-23 05:59:39 Post No. 30975596 [Report] [View this topic]

Hey everyone,

When I was way younger I had a sprite comic on the official Nintendo forums where my characters would portal hop into other people's sprite comics so i'm gonna dump it now cause fuck you.

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