GIVE ME ONE (Uno) FUCKING REASON TO NOT BLOW HER FUCKING HEAD OFF.
idk lol
>>32212711
>her
>>32212711
do it faggot
What are the dominant MBTI types on /vp/?
>>32212683
IxTx
nobody here has a brain you FOOL
Probably INTP because this is 4chan.INFP master race
ITT post your favorite features, mechanics, etc that are no longer used by our perfectly wonderful devs at Gamefreak
>inb4 partner Pokémon
Pretty much a given since we all know that everyone misses that
I miss the pokeathlon. Those mini games were dope
>>32212488
Contests were fun. I liked how they redid it in oras. Honestly one of the best part of Hoenn. The dress up game added in gen 4 was neat as well.
Musicals a shit though
>>32212507
>mfw having to sit through the pokestar studios tutorial
While The gen 5 games are some of my favorite, the mini games were shit.
>>32212488
Also miss the Poketch
I think that's what it's called
There are no perfect wai-
Whoops, left one out
>>32212399
who is this semen demon
Kanto lol
>>32212352
YES finally back to the original 140 pokemons! I waited for this day ever sine my childhood!
SO MUCH WIN
>>32212352
>favourite Kanto Pokemon is behind Pikachu
>>32212429
What did they mean by this?
DADDY
>>32212302
Absolutely disgusting
Delete this
>>32212302
Literally my mom's Pat from two best friends play
How do you spell its name?
youre doin great, champ
>>32212259
With great difficulty.
adric
do you like my new hat /vp/
i got it on vacation to alola!
I wish I had that hat
You took it away from its favorite spot, asshole.
>>32212218
GIVE ME YOUR HAT
Suppose /vp/ had the chance to revise history and change the sales figures of each set of Pokémon games (and hence their influence on popular culture). How would you go about things?
Make the Pokémon Mini the most popular console of all time (at the time)
Make BW1, XY and SM the worst selling games by a significant margin. I'm thinking about 6-7m units each.
If it were that way hopefully Game Freak would stop trying to make their awful narratives. In turn, I'd shoot up the sales of HGSS and B2W2 to a good 20 or so each to make sales reflect quality.
>>32212765
If that was the case, then ORAS would probably be on par with HGSS and B2W2 in terms of quality. Abysmal sales of BW would also cause a bit more emphasis on old Pokémon in B2W2 most likely.
ITT occupational trainer cards. Hopefully this will be less boring than the normal circle jerk trainer card threads. Will rate.
IF YOU WORK YOU DIE
NOT IN
EDUCATION
EMPLOYMENT
TRAINING
NEET
/vp/ Screen caps thread
>>32212167
Lewd
>>32212167
i know there is newer AND older shit that hasn't been posted yet on these threads
>>32212200
you want shit?
"Hey anon, do you want to buy my milk?"
>>32212147
no fuck off
I want that Miltank
>>32212147
no thanks
>>32212154
>>32212163she is actually a hex maniac in disguise
"You want to buy MY milk Anon?"
Why should I?
>>32212119
Yes.
what do you mean YOUR milk
Just started watching pokemon (xy) again after 17 years and I have 3 questions.
1.) Why is Ash/Satoshi still a kid and why is he still a terrible pokemon trainer?
2.) Why are there no ugly women in the pokemon universe?
3.) Why is team rocket still trying to get the shitty pikachu? (and who is the blue thing they got with them)
Watch the mega specials if you want a show about how a pokemon anime should be.
>>32212108
1) It is a cartoon for little kids
2) It is anime
3) See #1
1) he has a rare disorder, i forgot the name, but basically he doesn't physically age (at least doesn't look like he gets older)
he uses this to his advantage to travel around on government money and hang out with young girls. truly a despicable human being
2) most cute/attractive anime women are average looking, it's just the artstyle. don't worry about it too much
3) years of failure have damaged their psyche beyond repair, in their minds pikachu is extremely rare and most powerful pokemon, and they would do anything to please daddy (giovanni. who doesn't really care, he just wants them out of his hair)
blue thing is a giant inflatable condom possessed by a ghost, they won it at a fair
CM M-Sableye is the shit. Dark Pulse + Dazzling Gleam is unresisted by everything that isn't Steel/Fairy. Once the appropriate threats are gone, it comes in and stays in.
>>32212094
>>>/a/
Back you go
>>32212098
I haven't been to /a/ in months. I just like Jojo.
Groudon @ Red Orb
Ability: Drought
EVs: 48 Atk / 252 SpA / 144 SpD / 64 Spe
Mild Nature
- Rock Polish
- Fire Blast
- Precipice Blades
- Hidden Power Ice / Dragon Pulse
This set is more for late game cleanup.
It is not a super popular set so it can surprise some of its checks for the more common sets, like M-Salamence and Zygarde-Complete.
I don't know why I like it but i just do.