Just started watching pokemon (xy) again after 17 years and I

Watch the mega specials if you want a show about how a pokemon anime should be.

>>32212108
1) It is a cartoon for little kids
2) It is anime
3) See #1

1) he has a rare disorder, i forgot the name, but basically he doesn't physically age (at least doesn't look like he gets older)
he uses this to his advantage to travel around on government money and hang out with young girls. truly a despicable human being

2) most cute/attractive anime women are average looking, it's just the artstyle. don't worry about it too much

3) years of failure have damaged their psyche beyond repair, in their minds pikachu is extremely rare and most powerful pokemon, and they would do anything to please daddy (giovanni. who doesn't really care, he just wants them out of his hair)
blue thing is a giant inflatable condom possessed by a ghost, they won it at a fair

>>32212124
This 4 episodes and you will be more satisfied than finishing the whole anime

>>32212108
1) No gonads = no hormones for puberty
2) They get painted purple and caught in pokeballs. According to the execs of the ashnime, human females only have one purpose and that's to serve as eye candy for boys.
3) Too many thundershocks fried their brains. As for Wobbuffet, look up the 802 species yourself.

>>32212124
Pretty much. While I don't hate Ash, I found Alain much more interesting. Even if he's a Gary stu of sorts

>>32212534
All he did was just use his pokemon good.
Something that the main anime just cant have.

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>>32212108
>no ugly women

1) The anime needs to continue
2) They’d all be drawn with the same face anyway
3) Because Ash’s the main character and that’s a Wobbuffet. Like from Pokémon Gold and Silver.