GIVE ME ONE (Uno) FUCKING REASON TO NOT BLOW HER FUCKING HEAD OFF.

idk lol

>>32212711
>her

>>32212711
do it faggot

It's from Gen 1

>>32212711
>heh...
>*double teams behind you*
>nice try, kid
>*kills you with duel scythes*

>>32212711
*slices gun to pieces*
*gun bursts into flames*
That's why. I'll always defend a lady.

>>32212721
4 more of these and i will fuck kill her

reptile bug is actually kind of neat, and there are no other Pokémon with a similar design.

Additionally, it's your favorite Pokémon.

>>32212711
dooo eeeeet you fucking cuck

>>32212711
She doesn't anyone. She literally can *Teleport behind (you)* nothing personal big boy.

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Why kill when you can

>>32212711
We're gonna introduce a speed, attack and special attack boosting offensive eviolite if you don't do it

>>32212729
Do it faggot.

>>32212711
Why the fuck did you not shoot it before you got so close, it's just gonna chop your head off and don't pull any bullshit about how you tied it up because it's got scythes for hands

>>32212741
that sounds more like a punishment than a reward

Fool, a bullet can't kill a pokemon

>>32212739
what?

>>32212729
do it fag

>>32212711

It evolves in Scizor which is top notch waifu material

DO IT
DO IT
DO IT

>>32212729
do it bitch

>>32212774
DO IT
O

I
T

>>32212786
WHAT DID YOU DO YOU HORRIBLE PIECE OF SHIT
WHY
shoot it again

>>32212729
>fuck kill
that's just insulting

>>32212786
THE MADMAN ACTUALLY DID IT
WHY

nuke it/spoiler]

>>32212786
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
FUCK YOU

>her
what did he mean by this

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Look what i found behind her, her fucking babies! well, should i keep them alive or kill them?

>>32212816
Could you be so cruel?

>>32212816
shoot at all of them
if one manages to dodge it, then it has good speed IVs, raise that one.

>>32212816
One just cut your hand, but you can still shoot them with the other arm if you want to.

>>32212816
Dont do it

>>32212816

Alive for bug harem

>>32212786
Now throw her out of a plane

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>>32212739

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>>32212786

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>>32212846
Yes, this looks very interesting...
Would you mind telling me where this is happening so that I can join in and watch?

>>32212725
ん-なに?!

Screenshotting for the cringe thread.

>>32212816
>>32212846
You monster!
Now kill one mid suck

>>32212872
*fuck

>>32212786
HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

>>32212880
No. Kill it while succing its dick.

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made the big brother eat his sister and kill his little brother after he came inside his sweet,tight, virgin asshole. i was fapping to this.

>>32212929
this is really upsetting

>>32212739
this is porn, isn't it
I'm so fucking done with this site, I can't even go into a thread like this and try to post something nice because of you fucking degenerate pices of trash. I hate you, I really fucking hate you. I wrote a regular, nice post prior to this, one because I like Scyther, to get the thread going and even attached a nice image. But then it hit me, this image's art style, the expresion in Scyther's face. This is fucking porn. Just trash, awful, time and talent-wasting trash. I weep for whomever was commissioned to do this trite, and pray one day all of you degenerates get some kind of incurable and extremely painful disease that can make you feel the same pain that you cause onto this board daily with your repulsive prescence.

I'm done, just fucking done.

mein gentlemen, i have to stop it here. my little kid is home and i don't want her to see daddy doing this shit :) next time~ bye

>>32212929
Wait, do mantises cum?

Do they have assholes?

>>32212711
it's your favorite Pokémon.

>>32213088
Yes and yes

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...so, scyther/scizor thread?

>>32213081
You're a great father.

>>32213153
i am just an average dad. thank you

>>32213088
Wha...what grade are you in?

>>32213368
Sorry man never liked bugs much

I know birds have cloacas which are pretty distinct from assholes, but I suppose the cum question was pretty dumb; I can't think of any sexual animal which doesn't.

>>32213140
Of course anon

>>32213140
You're that ninja!

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>>32213774
nice

>>32212929
What happened to the big brother?

>>32212786
How could you? Scyther was your favorite Pokemon!

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>this entire thread

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I bet the handjob feels amazing. That's more than enough reason to keep a Scyther alive.

>>32214109
I forgot Scizor has a mega.

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>>32213927
The big brother is now my starter pokemon. i need something to suck my dick while i work :) i named him George

>>32214200
But why the male? You could've kept the sister. Please don't tell me you're gay. Do you want to suck his dick too?

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>>32214223
I would never pleasure George, he is a numale and should stay like that. he is alive because of that.
to make me and my dick happy and if he fails at that i will i fucking shot his head off

>>32214274
That's good to know. As long as he behave nicely and is useful to you, treat him well, okay? He's been through enough. No more pointless torture. He's already murdered his siblings. That's enough.

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>>32214298
i can't promise you anything

>>32213021
that's nice dear