Femtur torture edition
>MASS EFFECT ANDROMEDA VIDEO PASTEBIN:
http://pastebin.com/nzHengz9
>MEG's updated Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/ehq8JjR2
>Turian Furfag Femtur Cancer:
https://pastebin.com/hJriBdKD
>MegSev adventures:
MegSev dot blogspot dot com
>All previous Collages that we know of:
http://imgur.com/a/FSJBQ
>Patch 1.05 has dropped
http://blog.bioware.com/2017/04/04/mass-effect-andromeda-patch-1-05-notes/
http://blog.bioware.com/2017/04/06/patch-1-05-multiplayer-balance-updates/
Previously on /meg/: >>174368310
The purge continues :^)
Helghastanon delusion continues, ftfy
Cora is cute
God bless op. Also:
WHY THE HELL DOES LIARA HAVE EYEBROWS???
>>174428749
Who cares, he'll get bored in a week like the others all did.
Mandiblekissu!
Reminder that taking part in any romance where the female is taller than the male makes you a faggot.
>>174428964
She drew them on
>>174429059
t. insecure manlet
Repost art, from sinking thread.
>>174429050
Best girl!
>>174429308
>>174429328
this is awkward
>>174428596
Btw I got something cooking up for the gay's romances and tali [spoilers]quarians can't jump[/spoiler] and I really want to get to the yuriscum soon
>>174428749
Cancer has gone down in the last thread, only a few liarafag posts and most were at the end
I will stop tripfagging soon after I get some more oc and scare off the tumblr fags
>>174429479
>and I really want to get to the yuriscum soon
>I will stop tripfagging soon after I get some more oc and scare off the tumblr fags
I-is helghastfag the cancer that will save /meg/?
>when your custom music ends right as the match is finished
>Full Extraction on a Gold match
>>174429614
If he chases off all of the raptorfags then yes
>HEY SCO-
>SIDERA NYX?
>H-hey Vetra...
I want to fuck Vetra.
>>174429735
>ywn catch Sid eating andbully her
>>174428596
STOP MAKING THE THREADS YOU ASSHOLE
>people are actualy playing this shit game
>>174429990
I think this is funny as hell that it's always him, no matter the time
OFFICIAL WAIFU POWER RANKINGS
>Female Batarian (with four breasts)
>Samara
>Tela Vasir
>Female Batarian (who suffered a horrible accident and only has two breasts)
>Vetra
>Ashley
>Tali
>Doctor Chakwas
>Hainly Abrams
>Liara
This is non-negotiable.
>>174429898
How does she look like without clothes?
best waifu
>>174429898
FATTY!
>>174428596
>he's still here
>he's still the one making the threads
No wonder it's a dead general
>>174429030
He literally made the last 3 threads, didn't matter what time it was
>>174430093Rather chubby in a cute way.
>>174430089
>Female Batarian (who suffered a horrible accident and only has two breasts)
Poor thing
>>174430089
>no Sara between Tela Vasir and Female Batarian
shit taste/10
>>174430089
>Dr. Chocolates that low
>No Lexi
Shitlist/10 tbqh
>>174428596
I can't believe I'm saying this, but I miss ralph, he at least wasn't this canceroushope you like the pic dickhead
>>174430050
>>174430173
No kidding he got unbanned and then just did a coup d'etat
Reminder that the roster poll for the /vg/ league 8 is open; it's here with some other info links:
https://pastebin.com/5fYP5gzR
It'll likely stay open for the duration of the thread
About the kits, I think it'd be a good idea to play the home/away theme with a N7 kit as home, representing the MW, and an Initiative themed kit as away, representing Andromeda.Then as 3rd kit we'll have the glorious court jester ninja turtle one
>>174430089
>not including Sara at the top
BAKA
>>174430217
>>174430250
>>174430349
What part of non-negotiable do you not understand?
>>174429898
Fake photo!Sid would make sure to lick all the chocolate off her mouth and mandibles!
>>174430540
I'm not trying to negotiate, i'm just pointing out your shit taste
>>174430847
My taste is great.
This is non-negotiable.
>>174429898
Don't bully Sid! Hug Sid instead! She is very soft, like a fluffy cloud!
I want to shoot Jaal!
>>174430089
>Tali, Jack
>Vetra
>Chakwas
>Samara
>Traynor
>Miranda
>Ashley (ME1)
>Everyone Else
>Liara
Keep it up OP the waifufags are getting btfoed with every new OC
>>174430428
>>174430173
Seems like the yurifags are asshurt
@174431086
if you are going to samefag at least be less obvious
174431086
>Samefagging
Pathetic, no (You) for you.
>>174430942
How soft is Sid'smating tube?
>>174429735Sid just couldn't resist when you put her favorite dextro-chocolate spread on your private parts...
>>174431267
Sid isn't Asari, you idiot!But even her vulva is chubby
>>174430976
Now this is a shitpost
>>174431508
Can aKROGAN COCKfit inside?
>helghastcancer gets unbanned after 20 odd some bans
>goes on to not necessarily break any of the rules
>but deciedes to go full cancer mode
>makes three threads back to back
>no matter the time he makes them
>creates new oc and attacks waifus
>mods can't ban him because he hasn't broken the rulesor they gave up after his 25th ban
>threads are becomeing dead
/meg/ will die if he doesn't fuck off soon
Good job OP these waifufags are getting smashed ITT
>>174431710
Get rid of him like Ralph, make a proper thread instead and don't use his
>>174431185
>>174431205
>you imply I wouldn't make the comments that are attacking me instead
Why would I make the posts jerking me off instead of making waifufags seem like they are more cancerous
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUsLDzXWUU4
>>174431890
Vetra is really cute.
>>174428596
what the fuck is this cringey OP, we reddit now?
>>174429898
>Unlike every other day, Sid was actually giggle chirping at your fat jokes, beyond usual
>It was until a few seconds later you feel the talon of a turian and see the shadow overcast you
>A stern, angry voice resonates near your ear, "What were you saying about my sis?"
Why does Cora think she's an asari?
What a poseur.
>Vetrafags are so insecure they need to spread lies about her more attractive, more interesting and more skilled little sister
>>174431710
newfag, there were times when a thread lasted for nearly a week and had 15 posters max, just ignore, he will get bored or realize he doesnt change anything.
>>174432298
Remember the manuals
Remember to breathe
What is wrong with Liam? He's a completely different person in the Nomad.
Reminder that she will be a companion in the next game
>>174432298
>not supporting her asarian ideal
remember, anon, asari steel can cut through anything
>>174428596
>>174432514
If only
>>174432387
>thread lasts a week
>I am the one to make the OP every time
>mfw
>>174432298
Hey Ryder.
Can we hurry up and find the Asari Ark?
We need Sarissa and the other Asari if we stand a chance in Andromeda, my huntress training will be helpful finding them.
I miss my Asari huntress training days, would you like a list of books you should read if you are interested? You are interested right? Here I'll just go ahead and send you an email.
Do you understand how lucky we are to have been born in the same galaxy as the noble Asari race who were the first to discover the citadel and welcomed other races with open arms instead of fighting with them?
We are lucky to be taught by such a superior race. I am eternally thankful to them for my Asari huntress training days.
I remember Sarissa's manuals each and EVERY day!
>>174432645
Poovi
>>174432645
What's her romance like?
>>174432698
nobody but you gives a fuck, we had worse cancers making the threads
>>174432704
>tfw you pasta gets posted
By the goddess!
>>174432698
>mfw he does this
>>174432960
>that clipping
>>174432820
shit
>>174432960
fags like you are the only reason he does it, stop giving him what he wants retard
>>174432514
But Anon... Shepard killed her.
>>174433010
Well let's be honest, why try to animate it right?
>>174433010
Clipping is everywhere in this fucking game. Some characters can't even cross their arms properly and it becomes very obvious. I wish they delayed it for a couple of months, but EA may have pushed them to get it done in time.
>>174433313
Clipping is all over in the OT as well.
I remember doing Leviathan yesterday and Shepard went to give Ann a pat on the back and I was saying GET YOUR HAND OUT OF HER BACK SHEPARD!
>>174433313
Of course EA did, March 31st is the end of the first quarter and GOTTA BOOST THAT REVENUE
>>174433010
This shot isn't from the original angle, so you usually don't see the clipping.
Just another shortcut from an amazing studio.
DLC when.
>>174433423
That's not clipping but animation issue
>>174433423
That's true. It's been a while tho, and Frostbite is a much better engine that is also easier to work with. If only Andromeda wasn't their very first full game...
>>174432960
is that alcohol?
>>174433653
July 2017
>>174433261
Flesh wound
>>174433797
Probably wine or something to go with your steak, cow.
>>174432698
You're the best poster here.
>>174433897
im not a cow, im a bull thank you very much
>>174433979
you are the reddit here
>>174433601
How do you enable freecam?
>>174434171
Everyone is the reddit here, have you seen here?
>>174432041
>>174433116
Oh, shame.
Reminder that Jaal's feet are puke-inducing.
>>174434480
>tfw she is still tight as fuck because turian dicks are tapered
>tfw this causes her much pain but you much pleasure
>tfw you start hurting her in other ways for shits and giggles
>tfw you tie her up on a wall in a near permanent state of the mating press waiting for your cock
>tfwyou kill her in the end because you don't want people to know you fucked a scalie
>>174435007
Where's his junk?
>>174435152
gotta keep the game M rated, anon
>>174435007
Angara are just an ugly species.
>>174435007
>dat waterline
I hope you play on low settings, shit looks like out of the year 2000.
>>174435487
the waterline isnt meant to be seen
>>174435050
Stop that now
>>174435798
Being tied up in the mating press is pretty hot tbqh. She'd probably be leaking cum constantly.
>ywn feel Vetra wrap her legs around your waist as you thrust into her in the missionary position
>ywn feel her tighten her Gege with every thrust you make, causing you to penetrate deeper each time
>ywn hold her hands, kiss and make yet contact as you blow your load
>>174436152
Good
Honestly I'd prefer to fuck a Banshee than an Asari. Boring blue whores.
>>174436152
>ywn have your femtur gf run her talons through your hair feeling hair for the first time
>ywn fuck her in the mating press
>ywn sleep next to her while you bothhold hands
>ywn have the edge of your moth be rubbed by her mandibles while you kiss
>>174436853
She's missing her carapace, she must have some genetic disease.
>>174436853
How long will your ban be?
>>174436876
Turians.
So tough on the outside, yet so soft within.
>>174436853
10% at best
I saw this on the BBC and thought you should see it:
FTL when
Physicists observe 'negative mass' - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-39642992
>>174437323
>eezo isn't a meme
Alien genocide when?
So... is tripfagging allowed again?
>>174437868
Not sure got away with 3 threads and didn't get banned yet for iteven though I have been probably reported to hell
>>174437868
>>174438003
It's never not been allowed, it's just looked down on in /meg/ for some reason
This whole thread full of tripfags, and they say /vg/ is better then /v/
>>174437032
Three days
>>174437323
>Americans literally discovered mass effect fields
This is why we're the best country
>>174437323
Even with all that, we are still stuck in our Galactic Group.
Even if we achieve FTL, the Milky Way, Andromeda, Triangulum and the 50 or so dwarf galaxies around as are the only places we could ever step in.
>>174438236
Now you just need to stop being the puppets of Israel.
>>174438227
>it's just looked down on in /meg/ for some reason
reddit will suit you better then
Post Vetra.
>>174437323
Just came here to post this.
Spooky.
>>174436768
I see no difference. Both are in a constant state of autistic screeching. Well, at least the Banshee's don't need a manual to breathe.
Here's the ultimate biotic. (Note: not an asari)
>>174438412
Pity she's sterile
>>174438376
>>174438337
You realize a fair amount of the tripfagsat least the ones that fuck with peoplehave been here for awhile
>>174438227
Because of the reddit boogeyman.
>>174438228
>>174438337
Except I can't call people disgusting Manqueer-apologist mudslimes there.
>>174438412
Wrong, that's the pleb easy choice. THIS is the ultimate biotic.
>>174438337
I'm just saying other generals on /vg/ and even old /meg/ used to have tons of tripdags
>>174438228
You go to /v/ to hate videogames and not to discuss about them.
>>174438671
and that's called the /vg/ curse
>>174438612
Nice.
>>174438376
>ywn read a turian anatomy book with Vetraand Sid
>>174438893
>reading books
>Not just exploring each others bodies with your tongues
>tfw kissing and nibbling on Vetra's neck as she types on her terminal, making requisitions
>she half-heartedly tells you to stop because she's busy
>quickly gives in and holds your head and closes her eyes while letting out a soft moan
>calls you a tease when you finish
>unexpectedly gets off her chair, picks you up, and carries you off to the bedroom before you can react
>you trade an awkward glance with Drack and Jaal in the hanger bay as Vetra runs through it with you in her arms
>get dropped on the bed and partake in a night of mating presses
>she's very loud
>ten hours later wake up wrapped around a very warm and naked sleeping Vetra
>get out of bed, get dressefree, and start the day
>Drack makes fun of you for the scene in the hanger bay it in the morning
>Jaal, confused, asks if all Milky Way inter species relationships have a cultural custom like that
>Kallo has bloodshot eyes and seeming PTSD as he heard everything that happened the previous night
>both you and Vetra try to avoid eye contact with the rest of the ship for most of the day
>>174439016
Now is not the time for lewd. That comes later.
>>174438753
and you go on /vg/ to tripfag and waifu post
>>174439016
>no mini game where you find Vetra's erogenous zones with your tongue and are rewarded with cute whimpers
Shit game desu.
>>174439191
Spontaneous surprise lewd is the best though.
>>174438376
Where is the Scott/Sara sfm?
>>174439208
>and waifu post
If that's what you call my waifufag trolling then sure yeah
>>174439139
>Not stopping when she asks
How does it feel to be a disgusting rapist?
>>174439545
Soon, Anon.
>>174439585
>merely pretending
>>174439585
Why do you hate good things?
>>174439609
>no consent = rape
I bet you don't even guzzle horse cum, you goddamn lawful-neutral scum-sucker.
>>174439647
You can't save her and you know it
No matter how hard or fast you spam the paragon option it never worked
>>174428596
Helghaston is my favorite tsundere
>>174439585
>>174439953
>choosing the geth
>>174440137
>yfw ywn save her
>>174440497
Do you (and others) legit choose the geth? Or just for shitposting screenshots? Also, that's a fucking awful colorscheme.
>>174440645
I did so I could get rid of them both when I chose the destroy endng.
>>174440645
I chose the geth in my first blind playthrough of ME3 because giant robots seemed more useful than a bunch of guys in suits.I still feel guilty about Tali jumping.
This triggers the helghastfaggot.
Why can't I kick the fuck out of Morda?
>>174440943
Violence against trannies if forbidden.
>>174440943
>Kicking a krogan
Enjoy your fractured skull when Morda headbutts you.
>>174441003
But we're able to nuke Ashley
>>174441485
That was indirect violence though.
>>174440935
Is that ftm shepard?
>>174441626
I can also get Garrus to shoot her in 3
>>174441820
Also indirect, it's someone else doing it, not you.
>>174441985
Fuck, well why can't I get someone to kick the shit out of Morda for me?
How lewd is your LI?
>>174442048
Would Drack do it?
>>174442182
Dunno
>>174440645
I will let you decide
>>174440935
>being so attached to pixels you feel the need to defend them
Yes that does trigger me
>>174442182
>fags
Got some oc for you homos soon
>>174442182
>>174442471
MODS
why do so many females gravitate to bioware games?
in various gaming communities it seems clear to me by their posting style that a lot of women play ME/DA
>>174442649
Bioware are really gay.
>>174442649
Only around 18%, or something. Even GTA5 had more than Mass Effect.
>>174442649
>le I can fuck a non human high functioning sperg that is a badass
>le I can be a total faghag and get the main character AIDS
>le I can have penis envy and have lesbian bed death with something I wouldn't fuck in the first place
It's because bioware can't write character flaws and only can write aliens smut now
>>174442324
I hope it's worth a ban, anon
>>174442649
Hambeasts don't actually like video games and 'play' bioware shit on narrative difficulties in order to shlick to the power fantasy of being attractive to a fictional male character
>>174440684
kekel
Hmm, speaking of which, I've been planning a Racist playthrough for a while, a guy who HATES aliens (Colonist + Sole Survivor/War Hero), so who would a racist prefer?
>>174440745
I saved both since I'm not a non-save-importing normalfag.
>>174442356
Didn't you mention a thread or two ago you did it specifically to trigger Talicancers?
>>174442649
Because SJWs and feminism. Women don't actually like videogames.
>>174442867
>18%
>basing your "facts" on a spreadsheet BW released showing the percentage of Femshep players
kill all dextros and be done with it
>>174442649Can't speak for others, but I like them for the romances and the stories, and more recently the gameplay has been better (DAO and ME2 were fun but I wouldn't call point-and-click or a corridor shooter super-engaging). It's nice to be able to have both instead of just one or the other.
Popping asari, right in the chest. The sluts don't last very long when you've tossed in a few grenades containing the anti-biotics gas Cerberus manufactures.
>>174442471
>>174442324
Way too explicit. This is a CHRISTIAN board.
MOOOOOODDDS!
I did art.
>>174444054
Kill yourself, roastie
>>174442324
>>174442471
>>174442182
>>174444294
>You will never high-five other Geth Juggernauts in MP ever again
>>174444054
How fat are you and why haven't you ended your pathetic existence yet?
>>174444397
>ywn batarian punch teammates between rounds
>>174444473
But jews joined Nazis and some even made the SS
That's a terrible analogy
I wish there were no romances in this game so they actually had to concentrate on good writing. how much theoretical gameplay time did they waste on it? a couple of hours?
>>174444609
I feel like I want a source for this.
>>174444720
Videogames are incapable of having good writing.
>>174444720
>so they actually had to concentrate on good writing.
>Bioware
Lol.
>>174444819
>what is gears of war
>>174444936
A mediocre TPS that nobody cares about anymore?
>>174444936
of all the games you could pick, you picked dudemanbro: the game?
>>174444980
nice joke kiddo get back to me in 10 years when you're 17
>>174444609
Yeah like the green goblin George Soros. He was a head Nazi collaborator who sold out other Jews to the Nazis!
Alex Jones told me so and he's never wrong.
>>174445040
I remember watching an ad for it once where it showed a few different people who claimed that game was their life and how they bled for the game and there was footage of them getting tattoos of the games logo and shit.
It was pretty pathetic.
>>174444397
So is it good?
>>174444720
>>174444819
Romances are fine, it's the sex scenes that are a problem. The sex scenes in MEA are better animated and choreographed than the rest of the game combined.
>>174444819
Not this shit again. Hang yourself.
>>174445208
I actually went and found it, lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxdpYlyJzLU
It was that one.
>>174445089
Here's one on Jewish finns joining. You can look up other shit yourself.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/museums/10682975/The-Jews-who-fought-for-Hitler-We-did-not-help-the-Germans.-We-had-a-common-enemy.html
So you can stop with the muh /pol/ shit because it's factual.
>>174445593
fake news
>>174444294
I like this, better than the shit I could draw if I tried.
Good job
I think salarians should've had two thumbs.
>>174444073
Antibiotics.
Btw, Hornet is a monster weapon. My new best friend.
>>174446542
What, like on each finger? Why do you think that, anon?
>>174446542
>>174444294
This blue gun looks like a penis.
>>174446738
Just like what was inside you're mum last night.
>>174446770
Where you live?
>>174446628
>on each finger?
On each hand.
Just to make them look a bit more 'unique' than the regular aliens-with-three-digits Bioware thing.
Would look more alien, too.
>>174446917
Hand, yeah, I fucked that up. It would look pretty different.
What's a good space game franchise to replace ME?
>>174445960
Thanks.
>>174446738
I'm bad at perspectives.
>>174446542
>>174446628
>>174446693
>>174446917
>>174447075
Then they would just look like Elites from Halo.
>>174447120
Fallout
>>174447214
Do female elites have tits? How many?
>>174446542
Look at the feet, those cute toes.
>>174447389
Oh, they are cute! I never noticed, I thought their feet looked like hooves.
>>174447389
>>174447489
I want to massage Raeka's feetWhile making sure Tann is watching
>>174447389
I bet having toe holes on your shoes would be annoying as fuck
Vetra!
>>174446542
Why do literally all the aliens aside from the human rip offs have those bendy legs
>>174447353
Straight from the Halo Wiki entry on them:
>Female Sangheili are similar in appearance to male Sangheili. Raia 'Mdama, was described as being slightly shorter than the average male and having paler skin tone.[25][26] Female Sangehili are oviparious, meaning babies are born from eggs outside the mother's body.[27]
So no tits. Probably.
>>174447219
>Fallout
kek
>>174447610
Yeah, imagine a Krogan stepping on your toes as well
Is it possible to get the 5k galactic readiness needed for the best ending in ME3 if you skip the multiplayer?
I'm about at the part where I've got to assault TIM's base but I've only got around 7k total, which means around 3k galactic readiness and I've got way more sources of war assets than before.
Doesn't feel like I can make up an extra 2k before Priority: Earth.
Thought it was possible to achieve without multiplayer now?
>>174447610
It probably depends on the material. I have yoga socks with toe holes in them and having them separated like that actually feels kind of good. That salarian is wearing a bodysuit, so I imagine it'd be similar to that.
>>174447762
GAS THE Sangheili
>>174446542
>>174446693
>toes
I thought salarians had hooves?
>>174447823
The best ending requires 3100 Effective War Assets.
>>174447908
Fuck off Helghastanon, Elites are cool. Arbiter is a badass.
>Vetrafags want to fuck this bug thing
Why are they so degenerate?
>>174448568
But turians are velociraptors, not bugs!
>>174442356
>>174443568
>gone for a couple of weeks
>return to find tripfags are still about
>>174448568
Turian girls are beautiful.
>>174447823
Play the Citadel DLC and you'll get some more.
>galaxies filled with interspecies relationships
>not a single kid
>not a single half-and-half creature
>>174448568
>ywn ask your gf to wear this during sex
>ywn call her Vetra when you cum
>>174448568
Nice false flagging.
>>174448967
ME1 says you can make them with DNA fuckery but it's illegal as fuck.
The laws for that in Andromeda don't exist and there is Meridian but BW won't go down that hole.
>>174448823
they are never leaving anon, reddit came and claimed this land
>>174448967
Can't have kids if you can't mate across species and I assume Asari come out fully grown so they can instantly start being giant space sluts.
>>174448967
They're illegal in alliance space, but possible through genetic engineering
>>174449045
>>174448967
Also the Asari can make children with anyone, it is just not a 50/50 DNA split
>>174448129
>The best ending requires 3100 Effective War Assets.
Oh so they lowered it from 5,000? Thought they just made it easier to hit 5k.
>>174449187
Asari are parasites that must be purged.
All they do is breed, live for a millennia and consume more and more resources.
>>174449187
it's 100% asari DNA
>>174449187
They don't even use DNA. They can become pregnant from simply touching which is why a few people were upset about the whole embrace eternity before the citadel run in ME3.
>>174448967
Because it's biologically impossible you dumbfuck.
>>174444720
Deus Ex
come and fight me
>>174449393
Looks like Vetra is checking out his ass.
She is a sexual predator.
>>174449187
Asari read your genetics and randomize their own with it. So their kids are always 100% Asari, but the other parent species information helps them diversify their own.
>>174448568
I want to cuddle her, have romantic dinners with her, reassure her, shoot raiders with her and spend our days together, not just fuck her.
>>174449187
Parasites
>>174449246
Yeah, I think they lowered it eventually because many people complained that they had to play multiplayer for war assets. Could be wrong, my memory isn't very good.
>>174449445
was meant for >>174444819
>>174449521
Yeah I remember that was why they made it possible, and since multiplayer was dying, relying on it to get enough for single player was pretty shitty.
Couldn't remember how they did it though, by lowering it or giving you enough assets to hit it without multiplayer.
It's been a while.
>>174447214
Except they're not as muscular or large, lankier, different face, no claws.
This is not a problem.
>>174449603
ahh, mr. jc denton, in the fresh
I'm going to buy andromeda points and there's nothing anyone can do to stop me now
>>174449625
I remember they changed the galactic readiness from 50% of your gross total to something like 65%. Not sure if they did anything else, though.
>>174450053
Do whatever you want, bud.
What's the best background for Shepard?
>>174450053
shit nigga me2 xPP
#420 blazeit
>>174449495
So they're genetic leeches, in other words. Disgusting.
>>174448849
>I will never be a marine in 2157 who's wife was killed when her research ship was unjustly destroyed by dinosaurs who wears turian mandibles as a necklace and who after the war later works as a lone merc shooting turians on sight and adding to his collection
Why live?
>>174449506
I'm going to impregnate Vetra
>>174450210
yeah boi XD
#goysquad
>>174450053
Buy the 12000 package
>>174450301
Yes.
Begin the purge.
>>174450319
what is scotts stance/expression trying to convey?
>>174448967
>earth filled with dog fuckers
>no human-alsatian super breed
>>174450421
"I'm going to disappear soon."
>>174450307
>that trailer
>thermal clip's the size of a rifle cartridge
>increase the size of them during gameplay so they're easier to see
>they are now the size of empty toilet roles
Eh.
>>174450421
"My dick did the impossible"
>>174448967
>>174450436
>no human-birthed fowls
But all that porn, though.
>>174450319
Does SAM have the power to manipulate Scott's sperms to be biologically compatible with other species? Can he bio-engineer them to be super sperms that are like 10 times as large?
>>174450767
Eezo is a magic element, right?
Why not a eezo infused fertility treatment?
>>174451074
Element zero is a carcinogen.
>>174450436
It'll happen eventually. Then there will be a worldwide purge.
>>174450767
He can quickly alter you to be immune to a highly contagious killer virus, so probably. While we're at it, can he do the same to Sara's eggs?
>you will never be an alliance marine
>you will never be captured
>a batarian will never use her four breasts to smother you to death
>>174450767
Theoretically, if SAM can alter Ryder at a cellular level then it can also command his sperm to mutate. Ryder will have toingeststuff with turian DNA so that his body gets the required materials for the mutation.
>>174451609
you'd be captured and tortured and then you'd either be sold to slavery ro skinned from head to toe in a batarian prison
https://twitter.com/i/web/status/854786166377394176
>>174451704
I'd get a distress call to the Normandy sent just in time and Shepard would arrive just as the breast smothering was finishing and save me. Then I'd spend a month with Dr Choclates tending to my wounds with an asari in the room just beyond.
>>174451704
A sex slave?
What's a good third power for Gill? Energy Drain since this class is mostly close quarters?>tfw no mod for blue and red skin
>get a new ship
>it has no armaments
Didn't know the Initiative was run by the MOD
>>174452281
>for Gill
>>174447389
I'm already where you're at.
>>174452509
Have you never played Third Strike?
>>174452502
>we're here to explore
15 minutes later
>peace won't be an option here
>>174452502
If you could arm the ship, would Kallo be unhappy about it?
>>174452797
Well I'd shoot the overgrown tadpole out the airlock for a start. So who cares.
>>174451642
>Theoretically, if SAM can alter Ryder at a cellular level then it can also command his sperm to mutate.
why is glassing the angarans not an option?
if i go to the brazillian rainforest and find a group of 4 foot tall spider-ladies that want to bring me to their leader to talk, im not going to stick around and talk. im going to get my flamethrower and cleanse these unholy abominations
>>174453103
>why is glassing the angarans not an option?
We didn't bring the Batarians and the Krogans were infiltrated by hordes of trannies. Basically testosterone levels are -10 trillion.
>>174453103
Hopefully they turn on us next game and we can slaughter them
>>174453435
>nu-bioware
>allowing genocide of natives
>>174450190
Ruthless, then give her the first name Ruth
>>174453054
>tfw synthesis is unironically part of the plot again
>>174453103
No guns because muh civilian mission.
Except for all the military grade guns they brought for the pathfinders.Which is why it makes no sense that the Tempest is unarmed.
>>174453639
on eladeen you can find remnant infused trees
>>174453497
Let me dream
>>174450190
Space kid and war hero
>Mass Effect will never reach its potential because of EA and Mac
>>174452797
Fuck kallo, this is war.
Put a shiton of giant Cain everywhere and blow shit.
>>174454002
Why is she even in the game?
>>174454343
Marketing.
>>174454343
BATTLE TITS
>>174454065
if remnants know how to build relays, then studying them will allow us to build our own relays and in turn mass relay projectile weapons, just imagine
>>174454343
Doritos.
>>174454343
advertising for IGN
>>174454389
How?
>>174454467
What?
>>174454528
>>174454752
who need cains when we can create nuclear blasts with a spec of dust with mass relay accelerated weapons
>I will never captain a dreadnought
Why even play?
>>174454935
Yeah but what are you talking about? When did the Remnant have any Relays? Why do you think we'd be able to build them just by studying one? Have you never played the original trilogy?
>>174454520
>>174454886
Is she based on a real person who works at IGN?
>>174455124
Yes.
>>174441278
That's the hyperion
>>174455147
Well that makes sense then. Could have just said.
>>174455124
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jessica_Chobot
Would you Chobot?
>>174454002
That stupid dress
>>174455304
>age 39
>>174455089
>if
plus nobody says building one wouldn't take time, in the OT it's pretty clear that reapers killed everyone before they were advanced enough to build relays
>>174455428
why not
>>174455428
In front of her husband
>>174455428
I'd rather be in a gay threesome with a Vorcha and Batarian than make contact with Allers.
Anons? Sorry if this is the wrong thread, but I was hoping some anon could give me a hand: I just finished installing MEA on PC a couple days ago, but I can't get it to start.
Whenever I open it in Origin, it asks me to "install it" rather than "play it", but when I click "Install", it immediately brings up and completes the installation in the download cue, but it still says it needs to install.
Anyone got any idea what the issue here might be? Only options it presents me when I right click are Install, Show Game Details, Add To Favorites, View Achievements, Game Properties and Hide.
>>174455627
Are you legitimately retarded? Virtually all the weapons use mass effect technology to work. The Destiny Ascension's gun fires slugs with nuclear force already.
>>174455613
Nothing wrong with milfs.
>>174455926
Chobot is garbage though.
>>174454002
I'm a military reporter with a show called the battle tits.
Do you think Ryder ever stops to think about his life?
This thread is more cancerous than usual today.
>>174456635
How?
>>174456635
yes, you are here
>>174456706
ebin comeback
>>174456496
I bet he regrets that shitty tattoo.
>>174456802
no u
Anyone do a sidequest, read the thank you email and struggle to remember the names involved with the sidequest?
Sellers, Sanjiv and something about the Exiles....which sidequest was that?
>>174456803
But neck tattoos arehot
>>174456968
all tattoos are trash
>>174456968
It's shit
>>174455926
>>174455985
>implying the picture posted isnt garbage aswell
>>174456896
Sorry anon, I don't pay attention to side quest npc names.
>>174456896
I only remember the McCoys
>>174430976
>Ash me1
Oh, the racist and cunt one ?
Can I make the Ryder twins into Albinos in this game?
>>174432645
I rage quit when i see that only fem ryder can romance her...
>>174439609
> not knowing the difference between someone actually pleading you to stop and "stahhp >:3"
virgin detected
>>174457885
rapist detected
>>174457826
You can't get a really pale skin. Ryder usually always has a tan
>>174457649
the one that actually was a good character that gave multiple perspectives and not a shoehorned bimboed retard in 3 :^)
>>174457826
die white supremacist
>>174456968
I remember when tattoos were only a thing among marines saliors and convicts
>>174458276
Welcome to 2017, grandpa
>>174457979
Okay. Thanks, maybe next game.
>>174458178
What if I'm an albino who just can't sympathize with not Albinoid peoples? Albinos deserve representation too shitlord, desu
>>174458276
are you implying that you are at least 70 years old?
>>174458375
tattoos should be for time served not cocks served
>>174458276
No you don't, underage tripshit.
>>174458276
one of those wrong generation fellow huh, can't say I'm surprised
>>174455849
Clear cache, reboot PC.
http://answers.ea.com/t5/Technical-Issues/Don-t-know-how-to-clear-origin-cache-View-this/td-p/5499713
>>174455849
>>174458667
I had this issue and running Origin with admin rights solved it.
>>174458550
Look the only people that got tattoos on the face a few years ago where either ex military or ex cons
>>174458618
I'm sorry you where born to white trash anon
>>174458620
you could say that
>>174458276
kys
Reminder to install 4chanx and filter the tripfag.
>>174459068
if you live in/used to in a small town, then sure
http://www.strawpoll.me/12783620
>>174459282
>i'm gonna filter out the OP
Good idea anon you really are gonna defeat me with that plan
>>174459964
you can use them all
>>174458667
>>174458858
Thank you both, I really appreciate the help. Running it as an Admin didn't work, so I'll try clearing my cache and rebooting.
>>174460069
and yet you dropped the trip
>>174459282
you can filter names and trips with the regular 4chan extension just fine.
>>174460164
Why would you want to use the Inferno
>>174460706
if i'm not mistaken, it looks really nice
>>174460706
Dunno about sp but in mp it's actually decent.
will I be locked in to Samara's "romance"?
>>174459964
Black Widow is god tier in ME3. Don't like it in Andromeda.
>>174460793
i will never understand aestheticfags
>>174461007
Cool factor is important.
This is why the sidewinder is the best handgun for purging xenoscums.
>>174460859
she doesn't have a romance so no.
>>174461450
she has the best "romance"
>>174461182
>Cool factor is important.
Then why are the boob armours gone!?
Have a painting I made on how to properly use the double bomb effect on the Falcon
>>174461582
wat
>>174460219
...God-fucking-dammit. Still insists that "there is new add-on content ready for install" and repeating the same bullshit as before. Thanks for trying, though, anons.
>>174461535
N7 armor got boob plate iirc.
>>174461582
Ten tenths.
>>174461739
It looks way shitter than it used to though.
>>174461660
you can try uninstalling origin and see
>>174461582
Gj anon
>>174461659
>>174461773
Clearly this abstract finger painting is too intelligent for you. I'll lower it down to your "standards" then:
>plasma charge on the Falcon
>shoot in front of enemy
>first (plasma) grenade's AoE hits enemy
>second grenade spawns and bounces most likely into the same enemy
>presto you're doing double damage with the Falcon.
>>174461582
Fucking finally, thanks anon.
>>174460859
Huh, I'll try in in sp.
>>174460912
No reload cancelling drops it's power a fair bit. Same for a lot of guns really.
>>174462884
I love the femraptors.
>Game freezes every time I confirm a strike team's special mission
fucking hell this is annoying.
>>174463057
>>174450319
I'm going to cuddle and kiss Vetra.
>>174436876
Vetra is two meters tall and Scott is a manlet. Doesn't matter since they are different species.
>>174463127
>>174462884
Would the Claymore be terrible without reload cancelling?
>>174462354
I did understand it, and I appreciated your art. Hence the 'ten tenths' (10/10).
>>174463112
It's an online functionality, isn't it? Sadly the servers aren't very stable.
>>174463484
How many independence day tier movies do you think came out when the first contact war started?
>tfw can't watch them all with Vetra while she giggles at humanity's first impressions on aliens
>>174459964
none
m98 widow was and always will be the best
>>174463827
>while she giggles at humanity's first impressions on aliens
bloodthirsty monsters who shoot first and never ask?
>>174464307
That's what they did tbf
>>174463643
It wouldn't be terrible since it was still a pretty considerable single shot alpha strike but reload cancelling made it godlike.
The only shotgun that could match it for pure Fuck You damage was the Raider when you use the three shot latency exploit.
I drew a shitty femtur.
I don't particularly like how she came out, but I'm still learning the ways of the tablet.
>>174465023
I want tobreak her filthy scrawny alien arms thencuddle with her.
>>174465023
She looks like prime bully material, I bet she gets hot when she gets older though.
>>174463914
Love the look of this rifle.
Post Corabutt!
>>174465023
draw cora please
>>174465023
She looks cute and fragile. I want tohug her and caress her spiky head.
Good job, anon. Keep drawing.
I should not have used Sniper Rifles on my first playthrough, everything else is so shit. They need to buff weapons.
>>174466350
>>174466052
Great body
Hideous face
>>174466505
Is there a skill you can get that makes time slow when you're sniping?
>>174466505
What difficulty are you playing on?
>>174466350
Her ass looks so much better in the pre-patch casual outfit
>>174466620
Not that I'm aware of.
>>174466630
Insanity, should I lower the difficulty?
>>174466505
>>174466630
oh boy, here it comes
>>174466654
I agree
>>174466682
It kinda helps with making the enemies less bullet spongey so that you can use other types of weapons even if they're actually shit.
>>174466682
Insanity is just a chore.
>>174466052
>>174465023
keep it up, the more you draw the better you get, and this proves you aren't hopeless.
>>174466885
>>174466896
Yeah I see that now.I'll lower the difficulty.
>>174466052
>>174466505
Isharay.
turbocharge+cloak and steamroll the insanity.
>>174467049
That's what I did on my first play though. Wanted to try different weapons.
>>174467012
I'm playing on Hardcore, fully specced into sniper rifles, and have gotten to the point where I just primarily use assault rifles now for fun. I haven't suffered from the change despite having put zero points into AR skills yet.
A plasma charged Falcon still remains my #1.
>>174456896
Checking back in.
Apparently I already did the quest while on Kadara but I did it out of order.
>>174467416
>>174467416
>>174467651
This is creepy
>>174467651
>>174467662
Why do they all have the same special ed face?
>>174466586
I like her cute nose but yeah.
>>174467729
because they're all by the same shitty furry artist.
>>174466586
Wrong.
>>174466052
>not Ryder's
Heresy.
>>174467904
Alternate outfits and hairstyles WHEN
>>174467904
You have absurdly poor taste.
Cora is disgusting.
>>174468059
Latex outifts for everyone. Even Suvi/Kallo.
>>174467904
I think she's cute
>>174468059
as soon as you send us 10$ goy.but seriously i hope they release an alt-appearance freeLC eventually
>>174468149
>latex outfits for everyone
I can get behind this.
What species are on the Quarian Ark? Any chance of some Batarians coming to Andromeda?
So, the reason turians develop plates is to deal with the lack of radiation protection their planet provides. But in this future where they started to colonize other planets, and now a new galaxy, babies with less plates are more likely to survive. Will less plates be seen as more attractive? When will they start becoming recessive? When will they not have plates?What will they look like?
I want to see a fully built human reaper reaping this cycles lesser species
>>174468343
Evolution on that scale takes hundreds of thousands of years. And they still have bodies covered in plates after 3,000 years of being spacefaring.
>>174466052
Nto even the best in the game
>>174468396
I'd pay to see that.
>>174468343
That would take thousands of years to happen, but it doesn't matter, they'll still be disgusting ugly space birds.
So I finally finished andromeda and it just made me want to play the original trilogy again, Anyone else feel the same?
>>174468574
No, it actually made me not want to go back to the original trilogy because now I see how clunky as fuck it was to actually play.
>>174468017
>tfw helius defender armour
>>174468574
This, and I haven't felt the urge to play the trilogy since I completed ME3.
>>174468483
Well all female humans/asari have the same body model. Unless you mean Gil or someone else.
>>174468648
Agreed, combat and movement is way better in andromeda, but atmosphere, music and story was leaps and bounds better in the original trilogy.
I was pissed they didn't have the vigil song play in the game somewhere besides when you level up.
>>174468491
maybe I'm indoctrinated or something, but I loved the fact that reapers chose us the specie to "ascend"
Oh shit I just realized that alec is voiced by motherfucking Zim
>>174468574
Nooooope. ME1 gameplay will be a very unpleasant surprise for you.
Even ME3 which by far had the best combat and mobility is all kinds of clunky.
>>174468671
Yes. I mean Gil
>>174468916
>ME1 gameplay will be a very unpleasant surprise for you.
Great atmosphere though.
>>174468315
Jaal would look even more repulsive in a latex suit.
>>174468916
>Nooooope. ME1 gameplay will be a very unpleasant surprise for you.
Nah, Adept in ME1 is the best fun in the franchise.
>>174467904
I want to suck on her collarbone.
>>174468820
>but atmosphere, music and story was leaps and bounds better in the original trilogy.
Story in the original games were garbage. The atmosphere and music are better, sure, but having played those games many times those aspects don't have much appeal to me anymore since I know what's going to happen. If it's not fun to play, then there's no reason to replay it- and MEA has retroactively made the previous games less fun to play by reminding me how sluggish they were.
>>174469164
>Story in the original games were garbage
>>174468995
No.
>>174468916
It's not about the gameplay my man, I thought ME1's gameplay was shit back when I first played it back in 07.
I was hooked by that fucking atmosphere and setting my nigga. Brand new universe that isn't fucking halo or gears of war. My 13 year old mind was fucking blown senpai. I was hoping I would get that experience again playing Andromeda but I was disappointed.
>>174468916
atleast ME1 combat is more challanging than Andromeda
>>174468017
>Sara's
>not Scott's
>>174469287
if by challenging you mean clunky then sure
>>174469287
Until you turn your pistol into an assault rifle that shoots nuclear missiles, sure.
Jack should have been a squad mate in ME3
>>174469338
get over it kiddo, ME1 is over 10 years old and still excels in places Andromeda doesnt.
>>174469390
HMWA X + Frictionless Materials X 2x + Explosive Ammo
>>174468995
Jaal a cute.
>>174469245
Only a retard would unironically say ME2 or ME3 had good stories.
>>174469656
ME1 was experimental a lot of shit were clearly not thought through, MEA is a shit game but you need to stop being delusional
>>174469683
Very cute.They really did drop the ball translating the 2D art into 3D, though, because his chest is just weird and it looks like it doesn't belong with the rest of his body.
>>174469704
Both were better than Andromeda's.
>>174469254
>>174469683
>>174469805
Imagine how a tight latex outfit would look on this ridiculous bony chest of his. Absolutely disgusting.
>>174469796
I can still play ME1 today and have fun, but I had to quit MEA everytime I played an hour. Dont know what there is to be delusional about, ME1 is clearly a better game if it entertains me better.
>>174469918
Does anyone have the image of Jaal's chest with the eyes in those holes?
>>174469928
yes and I can play Baldurs gate and still have fun, doesn't mean that the gameplay isn't all kinds clunky
>>174469918
That's why I'm saying the modelers fucked up big time. Shit looks like someone was playing Zoo Tycoon and had too much fun with the terrain tools, those big divots near his shoulders can't possibly be on purpose.
>>174470071
yes, but you can oversee these shortcomings because it excels in places games today dont even come close.
>>174469805
Agreed but it doesn't really bother me anymore. He looks better in the waterfall scene at least.
>>174468653
The game becomes unplayable, you can't aim properly then you see dat ass between fights and during jumps.
https://my.mixtape.moe/uwvijc.webm
>>174470195
a game being fun doesn't stop it from being clunky though, nobody is arguing that you can find enjoyment in these games but the dated designs are very noticable
>>174470202
Other than those first couple of seconds after he strips, yeah, it's not so bad.
>>174470242
fucking slut armor, even includes a fuck handle for more hardcore action
>>174439609
bioware pls go
>>174470290
guess I have a higher tolerance for clunky games since it bothers me very little.
I find ME2 even a bit clunkier with the inaccurate Power lock on and invisible barriers that block your shots.
>>174470242
>>174470242
look at that slut
https://www.sporcle.com/games/Psycko/takeearthback
>>174470476
Fine.
>>174471416
Got 100% with 14 minutes to spare. Really basic.
>>174471536
>>174471698
>short femturs
Fuck off.
>>174471698
pic gave me a slight unconfortable feeling in the throat
>>174471698
So what is this about
>new scott/sara fic never
>SE monolith on Voeld
Fire whoever designed this Jesus fuck.
>>174471698
Looks like Space Alistair and quirky but cute(?) FemTur shenanigans
>>174471821
All femturs deserve love.
>>174471698
Is that Donnelly or whatever his name was?
Will Jenkins ever get clones by Cerberus and become their hero/villain he was supposed to be?
>>174471698
>turian furfag cancer is gaining ground
I need my heeb edit/draw fag to hurry up with my new oc
>>174471698
>/meg/ completely overrun by femtur faggos
where did everything go so wrong?
Just finished ME3 for the first time since it came out.
The game and the ending was a lot better than it was last time, but it sure was great to see my old friend Marauder Shields again at the end.
>>174472296
2lewd4Sara
>>174472634
please save us helghastcancer you are our only hope
>>174472634
>I need my heeb edit/draw fag to hurry up with my new oc
Can't even make his own shit
Either way hurry it up i can't take this waifufaggotry any longer
>>174472123
Apparently it was made for a fanfic with femturs.
http://bayzee.deviantart.com/art/A-Matter-of-Race-and-Character-508527342
>>174472383
Yea, it's him.
>>174472634
>having others make your OC so you can shitpost in a dead general
cant get more pathetic than that
I drew another thing.
It's only been a few hours since I bought my tablet, and I've alreadydrawn my first lewd sketch thing
Is someone else generally disappointed with the armor in this game?
Either they have this piece of cloth constantly clipping around, have some strange 'handle' behind the head, lights everywhere or too much useless stuff dangling from them. I ended up with the neat but boring N7 armor.
Now that I finished ME3 with all updates for the first time I don't understand the hate for the ME3 ending. I personally really like it.
If you chose destruction and have enough EMS everyone (except synthetics) live and the Reapers are destroyed. I don't know how the ending was at release, but such a shit storm for a great ending doesn't make sense.
The Reapers are attacking, you gather enough military support from aliens and tougher you go to earth where you find the way to the hearth of the Reapers where you make your decision how to handle the reaper.
ME3 has a 10/10 ending and finished the trilogy for me perfectly (but only if you have all patches installed with enough EMS and Destruction choice).
>>174473149
Id say focus on your line art for now instead of trying to go into more painterly styles.
>>174473316
Im the opposite, I think the designs are overall way cooler here than in the original games
>>174472653
I'm not
>>174473356
>ME3 has a 10/10 ending
opinion discarded
>>174473423
Will do anon.
>>174473356
Leave shill
>>174472330
Indeed. Call me retarded but I was running around the place for 20 minutes to find the last glyph for sudoku.Didn't find it. I ragequit and went to Aya.
>>174473356
kill your self
>>174473356
>ME3 has a 10/10 ending
you nearly had me
>>174473136
Considering there are people out there so attached to Pixels that they get asshurt by said shitposts, yes, yes it does get more pathetic then that
>>174472634
this is so pathetic
Is that writefag working on a Scott/Vetra story still around? Said s/he was almost done like a week ago.
>>174473356
neat b8, anonymous
>>174473431
Really? Care to explain? I really liked the armorsets in ME1 because they looked actually believable and neat. nu useless stuff.
Also it sucks that they still believe it makes sense for the characters to wear no armor at all in fucking space.
>>174473568
Which Monolith is this?
>>174473316
I like several of the designs.
Some I don't care for but that's to be expected.
>>174473703
you getting mad by them, dedicating your time into making new threads and replying to their shitposts is way more embarrassing than anything I ever saw in this thread.
>>174473703
big words coming from someone who gets triggered by something as simple as this >>174471698
>>174473562
>It's been two years already
>mfw this comment is already three years old
>no Asari-fied Natalie Dormer face for Lexi
A that potential fap material, forever lost..
>>174473753
Actually I suppose I more meant that I think they're better than me2/3. ME1 had really cool armor that was probably the most believable out of the series.
In Andromeda I like the whole underarmor/overarmor thing. I like the sculpted look of the underarmor and I like how the overarmor wraps around the body and how it segments and the little details.
>>174473568
Is that the one where there's two aboveground right next to each other?
>>174473356
>I don't know how the ending was at release
Remember that scene where Harbinger hits your guys and you get the Normandy to come in and Evac them out?
Imagine that scene just didn't exist, your squadmates just disappeared.
Then imagine the star child barely explained himself at all or his purpose, what he was or what the reapers were, that didn't just didn't happen and he told you to pick your favorite color.
Then imagine you picked destroy, the scene where the normandy takes off and crash lands on the jungle planet and a couple people come out. Imagine if it just ended right there, none of the stuff after it even happened. Just done and you get the stargazer scene.
That was the original ending in a nutshell.
>>174474023
Yes.
I was convinced that they wouldn't put two so close so I was looking for another cavern above the main one but below the surface.
>>174474023
I remember 3, but yeah he's talking about that one, I'm sure of it.
>>174474078
>>174473356
In fact I'm sure there are still let's plays out there from the time where you can just go see what happens at the end there, it's extremely unsatisfying.
>>174474202
The third was undergound from what I recall.
>>174474192
Yeah, it's a change of pace but by the time you reach it you've been so conditioned to expect them to be spread out that it feels like a dick move. I actually got a headache from looking for that shit the first time I found it.
>>174474078
>Imagine that scene just didn't exist
>tfw i still don't know this scene exists
>>174473753
THICCC
>>174473316
I miss my boob armour
>>174473316
I like MEA armor better but I still miss some OT designs
>>174473356
Yea, I think destroy is a pretty good ending too, and I was so butthurt at the original ending I didn't play the OT until Andromeda made me realise how much I miss it. The breath at the end is dumb shit tho.
>>174474831
>The breath at the end is dumb shit tho.
It was perfect. That and the Normandy coming back for you, the true ending is femshep living the rest of her life in peace with her bondmate Liara raising many many little blue children together happily ever after.
>>174475074
Mac pls
Kandros is best
>>174475074
Go to bed Mac.
>>174475367
No news on the femtur ark. Or is this militia business?
>>174474008
>In Andromeda I like the whole underarmor/overarmor thing
That's how it's always been? The hardsuit with the ceramic plates on top.
>>174475074
absolute patrician taste anon
>>174475074
>Normandy coming back for you
U wot
>>174475597
Yeah sort of but it wasn't as clear before, and also I like the look of these ones better
>>174475608
The cannon ending is a destroy, with a male Shepard dying heroically and leaving Liara pregnant he night before. The male-identifying Asari shep eventually goes on to become a spectre with Kaiden as her version of Captain Anderson.
>>174475926
thats why its the cannon ending and not the canon ending.
>>174475704
Part of Extended cut.
You see Liara about to add Shepard to the memorial on the Normandy but then she doesn't and the Normandy flies away, coming back for you.
Then cut to the rubble and you take a breath.
>>174475926
Fuck off Mac.
> Not knowing that the canon ending of ME3 is Control
> Not knowing you'll encounter Reapers again
> Not instantly being hostile only to hear Shep tell you to calm down and that they have this in control
> Not getting the help of the Reaper's and Shep to defeat the Kett Empire
>>174473149
oh dear....
do... do what the other anon said.
I believe in you.
>>174475074
>Liara
Fuck off, Mac.
>>174476039
Dumb shit
>>174476391
A
FUCKING
BIRD
I wish we could've chosen more about our origin
And our dialogue choices
And everything
The RP in RPG is lacking here
>>174476505
Still the best romance in the series
>>174476082
>implying we need reapers to destroy the Kett
>implying a volts dreadnought could do it single handed
>>174476032
How about I fuck you in the ass butch
>>174476563
*wrong pic
>>174476563
>garruscancer is the same cunt that spams sara shit
shouldve known
>>174475926
who had the best farewell and why was it Liara
>tfw you will never take a few seconds out of a really stressful day to literally stare out into eternity
https://youtu.be/5zTNAuKkURk?t=13m8s
>>174473316
I like the Scavenger armor scarf, and I think my Helius armor is low enough level that it hasn't gotten the handle yet.
>>174475926
Meh, I've always liked synthesis most.
I don't like that destroy kills all synthetics and it's a waste to kill the reapers. I feel like most pick that because Shep survives and will justify anything it does based on that.
Control is fine but the AI Shepard's speech isn't reassuring.
Synthesis has pretty much only advantages and I don't see why you'd turn down free galaxy-wide transcendance and higher lifeform. It's space magic sure but it's a game so whatever. Only arguments I've seen against it are "space magic" and "agaisnt people's will", the later being stupid because all choices involve deciding on behalf of everyone else.
>>174473987
I like smirkfu too much to have it ruined by the nightmare Bioware's modellers would turn it into
>>174476658
Unironically Tali
>build a home
>I have a home, come back to me!
>>174476391
Mac actually said Garrus was his favorite romance option, probably because he created Garrus and Garrus is normie bait. It was in that 101 questions about Andromeda video he did for Game Informer.
In other words, no, you are the Mac. That leaves only true Tali Patrician and Vetra Nobles to be the Anti-Macs. Jack Jacks are welcome too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=797fxxBj-mk&feature=share
> To Ryder he talks about the Apex strike team's as though they're the baddest motherfucker's in Andromeda
> When talking to the team he stumbles over his words and struggles to really build much enthusiasm or motivation
Kandros a cute trying to seem cool to the pathfinder
>>174476809
No shep surviving is the worst part of the destroy ending. But choosing anything other than destroy correlates into being a woman or a fag, from my verified research.
>>174476676
scavenger armour, n7 helmet, and the sidewinder pistol is /aesthetic/ as fuck.
>>174475926
The canon ending is a male Shepard ending up with Kaidan or Ashley
>>174476925
Not doing a romance is the true patrician choice.
Replaying ME1 caught off guard by his racist I can be.
>>174477356
>we will never be able to play as a human supremacist again
>>174476907
>tfw this is only in the extended cut
>tfw Bioware just really wanted us to suffer
>>174473356
>I don't know how the ending was at release, but such a shit storm for a great ending doesn't make sense.
Basically, everything you liked about that ending wasn't in the game on release day.
When Harbringer fired at you during the run to the beam, the screen went white and when you woke up you were injured crawling Shepard, your two squad members and everyone else just vanished.
When you speak to the AI Kid, there was about a third as much dialogue. All the choice options you can pick to make him explain the options weren't in the game, nor were the choices where you could say "no, I don't agree with that".
Once you picked one of the three choices, you endings you got were 95% the same across either ending: the Crucible sends the energy pulse through the Relays, making them all explode. The Normandy never outran the pulse, it was hit by it and crippled.
The final scene was the Normandy crashed on the planet crippled, with Joker getting out of the ship with either your two most used squad members, or your love interest + most used squad member and looking up into the sky or something (it did not in any way account for the fact either of them might have been with you during the beam run)
Like the difference between the three endings was that the crucible pulse changed color based on which you picked. The other other difference was low EMS Destroy showed Earth and the people on it getting vaporized, and Synthesis showed the people getting out of the ship on the planet with green circuits on their skin.
People hated it because all three endings were the same, and all three endings destroyed the Mass Relays and the Normandy. Your surviving friends were just randomly trapped on some planet alone forever.
When are they gonna update the CC so I can justify doing this shitty game again
>>174477356
Enjoy it.
>>174477476
It's terrible
>>174477560
Oh, and I left out that the Citadel was unambiguously destroyed too.
It literally burned the entire Mass Effect setting to the ground.
>>174477552
>mfw bioware is better at trolling their fanbase then I am
>isharay with plasma bolt upgrade
holy lel, as long as they don't move out of the way this kills basically every enemy
>>174478168
>you call what you do trolling
keep up the good work
>>174477560don't forget how your li didn't flash before your eyes when anderson, hackett and the blue scourge did
>>174478168
you are my favorite tsundere
>can't adjust resolution in windowed mode
SEND HELP I AM TOO POOR TO BUY ANOTHER MONITOR
>>174478168
How to you manage to post 24/7
>>174476809
Dead Reapers is how we win this. It's what we spent the entire Trilogy fighting to accomplish. Everyone went in knowing most of us wouldn't survive even if we pulled it off. They knew the chances of that were slim. It was a last ditch attempt to save the galaxy and stop the reapers, to destroy the Reapers. That's what everyone was fighting for and they already had accepted that they were more than likely going to die.
It was sad that EDI and the Geth perished, but it's what they would have wanted, and what they fought for. So that we could live, and the Reapers could be destroyed.
You don't accomplish that with the other options.
>>174475074
>the Normandy coming back for you
Where is the Normandy in the galaxy exactly?
Surely it would take months (maybe years) before they made it back?
>bridging DLC will make Ryder discovering the Reapers mandatory if he hasn't done so already
>plot point about Ryder/SAM holding off on telling everyone about the Reapers comes back, because there's no other reason they'd let you discover that and then force you to keep it secret
>you tell everyone about it, possibly after something related to them causes problems
>fake drama is made of you keeping it a secret with the leaders of the Initiative scorning you
>this will be used as a soft reset button because you being universally loved and trusted wouldn't fit the plot of a ME game
>there's a faux-dramatic scene where your LI scolds you for it and not trusting them
Screencap this, it's going to happen.
>>174479198
This was when they decided that the damage it caused could be repaired quickly, and before they decided that travelling to different clusters takes decades without the relays.
>>174479290
SAM is a reaper
>>174479425
Repaired by who? the victory fleet?
>>174479425
>and before they decided that travelling to different clusters takes decades without the relays.
Our galaxy itself contains 100 billion stars, it's 100,000 light years side to side. It bulges in the middle, 15,000 light years thick, but out by us it's just 3,000 light years wide. We're 30,000 light years from galactic central point, we go around every two hundred million years.
Normal ME FTL drives do about 12-15 ly/d, and this has been the case since ME1. So no, it wouldn't take decades to travel from cluster to cluster, but it would still be impractically long (weeks at least for closer ones, and years for far-off ones). It would barely take two decades to travel from one end of the galaxy to another.
>>174477356
>hey shep can I come with you?
>Fuck no, I don't trust no goddamn turian standing around to stab me in the back
>n-not all turians
>GOD, FINE, I'm keeping an eye on you though!
BeingFemGarrus is suffering.
>>174479105
Sorry but I don't comprehend your logic. Why stay bullheahed when you learn their motives and waste all the limitless knowledge of ages past AND the tremendous help they can provide to rebuild beyond anything you had before.
That's quarian-tier mentality. It's the exact same thing as the quarian/geth conflict and the whole point of the reapers.
>>174479441
>inb4 SAM was made with reaper tech
>>174479290
Not bad. But I don't think Ryder being loved by everyone and a hero is a detriment to the story
>being scorned by your LI
As long as we can work it out. I love relationship problems, but also I think certain LI would prorbslbg understand Ryder's decision.
Finally
>Reapers
I would rather they don't get any major mention in Andromeda. What's the point? 600 years haves passed already. Would anyone care?
>>174479719
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yq4uCWtQE24
>>174480139
>Not bad.
I don't think you get it anon, that was a prediction meant to be shitty. Though I do think it's accurate.
>I would rather they don't get any major mention in Andromeda. What's the point? 600 years haves passed already. Would anyone care?
They already did get major mention. And I think it's basically assured that they'll play at least some part. They're mentioned too often and their mentions are treated with too much weight for them to just be a background note.
There's also a meta-perspective to consider. Bioware very clearly wants us to remember the Reapers, and wants new players to know who they are. That data-getting sidequest with SAM ends with the major reveal that they've arrived, and another sidequest ends with an angara wondering what followed us here. If they were going to be forgotten, they'd probably be treated like the rachni and geth: blandly mentioned in passing only via how they relate to a species that actually matters in Andromeda (krogan and quarians respectively). And they definitely wouldn't leave "when will Ryder tell everyone?" as a cliffhanger, or directly tie them to the backstory with the Benefactor (another cliffhanger).
>>174479954
>It's the exact same thing as the quarian/geth conflict and the whole point of the reapers.
The ironic point of the reapers is that for all the bluster about being the apex of evolution and completely unknowable they're nothing more than faulty VI caught in a logic loop.
The galaxy can rebuild without them.
It's hilarious that you compare it to the Morning War when Control is you wiping the old AI and imprinting your own, effectively killing them and what they were. Only leaving husks to do your biding instead of the previous VI.
So, since I'm never going to play andromeda, can someone link me to some spoilers for the plot/ending or give me an overview?
>>174480487
>the Reapers return
Goddammit.
Did you guys really like this game?
>>174480757
7/10
>>174479639
In Control and Synthesis, the Reapers repair them.
In Destroy, it just says 'we' will repair them, eventually.
It's not done quickly - if I remember correctly, even in the best case version of Destroy, you see the Destiny Ascension leading the fleets home at slowboat speeds past some shattered Relays.
So it would be months before the Normandy came back, since it was presumably one relay jump away from Earth.
>>174480757
Yeah, I like it.
>>174480619
>The galaxy can rebuild without them.
Yes it can but what's the point when you could use the reapers ?
>they're nothing more than faulty VI caught in a logic loop
They're not VI, they're both synthetic and organic beings and each reaper is the consensus of the millions of minds of their original race.
>wiping the old AI and imprinting your own, effectively killing them and what they were.
Yes that's why I'm not a fan of the Control ending and like Synthesis best.
Choosing Destroy only feels like you're proving the reapers' point.
>>174480757
It's not great, but I'm having fun nonetheless.
What would a Mexican vorcha would be?
What would he say?
>>174480757
7/10 for me. I enjoy the gameplay though so that keeps me interested. The rest of it is nothing to write home about.
>>174481184
>having a vorcha not voiced by Mark Meer
>>174479832She isn't going to get many promotions or missions if her commanding officer doesn't want to jam it up her cloaca
>>174439139
>mfw this will never happen because I'm not a galaxy-scouring space badass with a spiky girlfriend
>>174480629
>arrive in Andromeda for new home
>none of the homes are livable
>Ryder finds ancient alien tech that can fix everything
>there an alien who wants to use it for his species' cult to force everyone to let them assimilate them
>Ryder's whole goal is to find this special alien device that'll fix the planets
>>174481524
>ryder is a badass
TOP KEK
>>174481103
>and each reaper is the consensus of the millions of minds of their original race.
Except they aren't. They're shackled to the gestalt reaper AI which shows itself through Sovereign and then Harbinger and finally Catalyst that tells you he uses them as his pawns.
Synthesis is the best ending if you're a retard. It's a dead end already shown by the reapers.
Destroy shows what the galaxy can do when it comes together and forges a new path of uneasy alliances knowing that they shouldn't repeat the mistakes of the past.
>>174481335>she's always nonchalant when you order her to come with on missions
>but inside she loves the attention
>she saves your life multiple times
>without your knowledge
>she doesn't tell you
>she cries for three weeks when you die
>then she goes on a two-year Omega killing spree in anger
>she is beside herself when you come back to pick her up
>but she acts cool and badass ("Good job, Garrus!" she tells herself)
>You're like "whatever, you're good with a gun and you didn't try to kill me, I'll take it"
>over time you get antsy on the Normandy
>Jack is crazy
>Miranda is a Cerberus cheerleader
>Samara is cool but turns you down
>Tali's practically a fucking college student and you're 30
>decide to go up to Garrus in the gunnery bay and straight-up ask to fuck
>"Uhh, I... I don't know much about interspecies relationships Shepard, m-maybe?"
>meanwhile she's busting her cloaca nightly to human-femtur porn
>eventually you get tired of her being noncommittal and just slap her ass
>she doesn't resist
>you begin a cycle of ignoring her, then fucking her as you please
>everyone calls her a slut behind her back
>she's in love with you
>"whatever, stupid alien nympho"
>>174476925
>not being the stannis the mannis and fighting waifufaggotry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39qWZ9beK8E
why didnt they just attack garrus on omega when he was sleeping?
what did he even eat during his hold out?
Tripfags need to self-deport.
>>174482394
>what did he even eat during his hold out?
The remains of his squad
This is my krogan brat
>>174482394
Was probably up for days on stims. And certainly he had food in there, probably ate something really quick but high calorie during the siege like energy bars.
>>174482594
Explains why he doesn't like to talk about it.
>>174482594
>Implying Garrus even made a dent in eating from the corpsepile of his enemies
Can I continue and do side missions after completing the main quests and story lines? Will I be locked out of any particular "important" side quests if I save them for last?
>>174482964
There are a few side quest that gets the boot if you finish the main quest first, most of these involve having to travel to the Hyperion
Whatever happened to all those outfit mods on the ME3 Nexus? The Miranda Overhaul one, the Jack one, even the Jacob one is missing.
>>174481973
>They're shackled to the gestalt reaper AI
Yeah and you can free them by picking synthesis.
>It's a dead end already shown by the reapers.
Uh no ? It accomplishes the original goal of merging synthetic and organic life without harvesting them.
>Destroy shows what the galaxy can do when it comes together and forges a new path of uneasy alliances knowing that they shouldn't repeat the mistakes of the past.
And that doesn't apply to the other endings ?
Synthesis isn't possible if your war assets are too low because the crucible gets damaged.
>>174482156The reason why she is so much into you/humans is because she thinks she wil never get a good turian bf after losing her beautiful mandibles
>>174481973
Destroy shows what the galaxy can do when it comes together
Senselessly destroy out of vengeance when the option to reach peace and common ground where all get to co-exist is available? How uplifting.
>>174483730
t. Saren
>>174483831
Saren wanted the galaxy to become a new reaper to merge synthetics and organics, synthesis offers an alternative.
>>174483831
You've almost managed to out-dumb people who think Saren advocated Synthesis.
Saren wanted indentured servitude. He was so afraid of the Reapers he wanted people to become their pet slaves. He's the current cycles first Collector.
>>174482156>you walk in on her crying and sobbing about how you don't love her
>you fuck her brains out and while cleaning off she asks you
>"shepard, do you love me or is this just a no strings attached thing"
>>174483831
>>174483990
>>174484217
No. Saren wanted to prove the worth of organics to the Reapers, as he believed the Reapers would spare those useful to them. But he was indoctrinated, and didn't see the truth: our extermination is exactly what they want.
>Is submission not preferable to extinction?
Synthesis is, at its fundamentals, exactly what the Reapers are: a hybrid of organics and synthetics, created to resolve the """""""inevitable""""""" conflict between the two. Their perception is unable to accept a situation where there is NOT strife between the two, such as the obviously canon outcome of the Rannoch conflict. Therefore, they repeat the same patterns over and over again, hoping that this time it'll work. But it never does, and never will. Their logic is flawed, and since Synthesis is what their "ideal" solution, it is also flawed.
>>174484481
You've got to love your Turian girls, they are devoted as fuck.
I always go for Synthesis so the Geth can wrath-fuck the female Quarian's while the males watch
>>174482156
>FemGarrus while wanting to avenge comrades feels guilty about Sidonis shootingbecause no other turian made her screech or filled her cloaca like him
>>174484964
>Turian
>Cloaca
>>174484958
>giving the geth a happy ending over your LI
You know they commit suicide if you die, right?
>>174484958
I always go for Destroy because I refuse to give in to Biowares Ultimate Sacrifice bullshit.
>>174484481
>>174484859
>>174484964
>>174485041
I don't understand why people like turians this way. It seems really weird and unnatural to me. But then again, I don't get why scat or armpit fetishes exist.
>>174484745
>Their perception is unable to accept a situation where there is NOT strife between the two, such as the obviously canon outcome of the Rannoch conflict.
The peace outcome of Rannoch is not canon
It was an option literally unavailable to 70% of ME3 players. Not that they didn't pick it, COULDN'T pick it.
>>174485156
Best outcome though, gives the most war assets.
>>174485156
Bioware doesn't care about them, because they never played a previous game, didn't play this game more than once, and will probably never play another ME game again. Canon would be determined by what their fans got. And 90%+ of them got the peace ending.
> Canon ending
There isn't one. Why do you think we're in Andromeda now? Why do you think we'll never ever go back to the Milky Way unless it's a prequel or reboot?
There is no definitive ending and never will be. Only possibilities.
>>174485262
>Bioware doesn't care about the majority of the people playing the game
The base game is built to support the inevitable conflict angle.
Peace is a throw-in for save importers so they have an option to not murder one of their waifu races.
>>174484217
Uh yeah you're right I'm >>174483990 and I'm so used to people saying synthesis is the Saren option I start to believe it myself.
I'll add to what you said that Saren's main goal was self-preservation and Shepard makes the conscious choice of sacrificing himself in the synthesis ending.
>>174484745
>the obviously canon outcome of the Rannoch conflict.
There is no canon is ME3, at least not yet, but even if it was it doesn't mean conflict won't happen again. There is peace but it doesn't mean they understand each other truly, what the synthesis solution wants to fix.
Sale when?
>>174485352
Remember, the Reaper Wars happened only a few years after the Andromeda Initiative, they could sent them a message that would arrive to them in the same amount of time. Of course, I dunno how or why Bioware would justify the Milky Way sending a message to the Inititative. It's not like they can help all that message would do is cause people to worry. Sure a lot of them already think about how they're extended families amd friends have been dead for around 600 years, they don't need to know that they were killed by giant unbeatable robots
>>174485546
Next USA huge holiday
>>174485546
Origin had an Easter sale but MEA wasn't on it
>>174485638
Part of the Initiative's long terms goals is to establish communications and a return route to the Milky Way.
There's even reference somewhere to the fleet in transit losing contact with the Milky Way comm buoys they were sending status reports to in 2186.
>>174485156
A similarly large number also didn't get to meet Wrex. BioWare always loves those bittersweet endings, where things are mostly good. Like how in the default ending for DAO it has Alistair as king, yet the Warden dies. There's a reason Wrex gets to tag along with you on the Citadel DLC missions: because they like their fans, and listen to them. Most of the time.
Regardless, my point still stands: getting peace between the two proves that the Reapers are wrong. It goes against everything they're doing and have done. Alternatively, it could be seen as the grounds for Synthesis. Either way, it's a lot better than dead toasters or dead gypsies.
>>174485504
No, since a peaceful "everyone wins" outcome can occur in a variety of instances.
>keep Wrex alive
>curing the Genophage won't lead to a new Rebellion
>keep Thane/Kirrahe alive
>salarians ignore Genophage cure and give assets
>resolve Liara & Javik's argument peacefully
>best ending for Javik (arguably)
>keep Rachni Queen alive
>won't betray you
The game is built around the "conflict is NOT inevitable" angle instead. It's only inevitable if you're an idiot or normalfag who didn't import.
>>174485532
The ending slides seem to imply that the two get along quite well. Besides, it was mostly just the quarians stirring shit up: the geth just wanted to be left alone and recognized as an actual species. First thing one does when fully AI and at peace with the quarians, is run up to one and ask how they can help. And the quarians have accepted their creation's newfound freedom and alliance, as evidenced by them allowing geth to upload into suits. If that isn't a great way to build (or break) trust for quarians, I don't know what is.
>>174485997
What the point of retaining communications though except for scientific reasons?
>>174485504
No, Bioware doesn't care about the people who aren't going to play the subsequent games where 'canon' is actually enacted.
>>174484859
>>174484481FemGarrus is only for pump and dumping
>>174486047
>getting peace between the two proves that the Reapers are wrong.
An extinction level event being averted with 30 seconds to spare because Shepard got mad and yelled at people proves nothing.
The same as EDI wanting to bone down with a human proves nothing. You know nothing of how she'll act when Joker is dead, or how she'd act if an Alliance Admiral ordered the Normandy into a situation that would destroy it.
>>174486608
It does, as it proves that organics and synthetics CAN work together, and DON'T have to destroy each other.
As for EDI, she mentions modifying her self-preservation code to be less like the Reapers. This might mean she will give her life (and the Normandy's) to save the crew, or something else.
>>174486047
>getting peace between the two proves that the Reapers are wrong
>implying the Geth are trying to lure Quarians into one city and nuke them all the hell
>>174486047
>>salarians ignore Genophage cure and give assets
I'm pretty sure this can't happen. You lose the Salarian government and their main fleet full stop if you cure the Genophage, no third-way alternative.
You can just get secondary help from people you did favors for, like the STG having your back either way.
>>174486047
>Alternatively, it could be seen as the grounds for Synthesis.
Exactly, why not cement that peace by giving them complete understanding of each other ?
Organics get the mental capabilities of synthetics and synthetics get to feel like organics, it's a win-win situation.
And this guy's right
>>174486608
Peace can work but there's no guarantee it will last. There's no guarantee it'd last with synthesis either (real life earth is a great example of that) but it's a gigantic and possibly decisive step forward.
>>174486862
You still get a hefty chunk if the councilor lives.
I think the replacement (if they died in ME1) councilor gives even more
>>174486332>implying shepard doesn't at last reveal his love and just cuddle with her and hold her hand before the end of ME3and then go back to bullying her when he destroys the reapers and returns alive
>>174486332
Garrus is a life partner, girl or guy.
>tfw will never lean up into Vetra in your room and read a datapad while she reads hers and absent mindedly plays with your hair, still somewhat fascinated by the feeling
>>174479290
>there's a faux-dramatic scene where your LI scolds you for it and not trusting themCora bullying/mad at me, that's my fetish
>>174486812
Ending slides disprove that, but I think they already did that during the Morning War... a couple times.
>>174486862
> Salarian Third Fleet
>Requires: Saving Destiny Ascension in Mass Effect and helping the salarian councilor survive an assassination attempt during Priority: The Citadel II.
>Military Strength: 125
http://masseffect.wikia.com/wiki/War_Assets/Salarian
A bit less than the First Fleet (whom you get from sabotaging the cure), but still a hefty amount nonetheless.
>>174486903
Too many variables, too many ways it could go wrong. Does synthesis extend to EVERY organic and synthetic? Will my microwave start rebelling? Will husks, banshees, and any other Reaper troop become sapient? Wouldn't it just reenact Project Overlord on a galactic-scale: people being driven mad by the millions of thoughts and emotions flooding their minds from every direction? There's just not enough known about it to decide.
Destroy is a simple, straightforward option. Everything you need to know about it is presented to you. Also, Shep gets to live with his waifu/husbando.
Also, the ending slides for geth/quarians seems to imply they are at peace long enough for quarians to not require suits anymore. After that, who knows, but they've lasted this long, so that says somehting about their situation.
>>174485123
I don't know if it's fair to compare fetishes like that. Xenophilia is a love of the exotic, like liking black people. while scat and armpit is for the sensory depraved.
>>174486927
>I think the replacement (if they died in ME1) councilor gives even more
War Assets did a thing where the numbers come out relatively close no matter what choices you took most of the time unlesss you're a complete potato and get worse-case outcomes.
The replacement Salarian councilor gives you a high value special STG unit, but its numbers just replace what you lose from not having the Destiny Ascension.
>>174486903
>why not cement that peace by giving them complete understanding of each other
Forcing that kind of change upon the denizens of the galaxy can only spell disaster.
It also goes completely against what Legion wanted for organics and synthetics; for them to find their own way towards a future.
And they guy's wrong. Peace between the Geth and the quarians proves that conflict is not inevitable. and if we are to accept the star child's ludicrous statement that there has ALWAYS been a conflict between synths and organics throughout the million years the reapers have been doing what they've been doing. Shepard changed the variables so its ultimately irrelivant
>>174487453
>Does synthesis extend to EVERY organic and synthetic?
Joker's hat underwent Synthesis
>>174487596
all the lice
>>174485123
>not wanting to cuddle Vetra andlick her in the best way just to hear her wonderful moans
Normies leave.
>>174487031
fund it
>>174487459
wat
>>174487596
Seriously?
>>174482156>Shooting bottles up the presidium
>Just after you throw the bottle, you quickly move to grope her butt before she takes the shot
>You hear a soft whimper from her before she loses her composure and gets the shot wide
>"Getting distracted that easily? Thought you had wrote the book!"
>"Don't get too cocky, Shepard. You won't make this one either"
>She throws it quite angled and far but just as you get it in your sightsyou feel her putting her hand in your pants, but it's just after you successfully take the shot>You hear her steamy whispers in your ear while her hand is still placed firmly "Seems like you are the clear victor here, how about a little prize?"
>>174487720
>>174485123
To be fair if Vetra wasn't as humanoid, or more Xenomorph than human id be more put off. I think it really comes down anthropomorphism of the subject.ibf furries
Also keeping in mind much less care about turian scat or turian armpits, maybe not the point but they seem like relevant points to make.
>>174487596
>>174487720
fucking kek, it did
You can juuuuuuusssssttttt see the green on it.
>>174487648
I just don't understand it. I mean, if you like that, that's fine, but I just want to understand what exactly is so appealing about it. i.e. Footfaggotry is a thing because of that whole cultural thing about feet, how special they are, and if you worship them then you're worshipping the whole person.
Besides, Tali is the thiccest, and godDAMN do I love me some thicc thighs.
>>174488115
I guess that makes some sense.
>>174487720
To give you a serious answer his hat has Synthesis circuits all over it in the original ending which they removed in the Extended Cut because making his hat sentient is fucked up
I bet a creature alive but stuck to Jokers head would scream to be mercy killed every day of it's existence
>>174487923
>>174483404
>>174484481
>>174484964
>>174487031
>>174482156
some good shit right here, things were starting to get stale.
>>174488262
>Besides, Tali is the thiccest, and godDAMN do I love me some thicc thighs.Those are likely waste disposal bags under her suit
>>174488262
Desu I'm not actually attracted to turians, I just think Vetra's romance is cute and have no problem with RYDER being attracted to a turian. Not sure how true that is for everyone else.
>>174488267
What is the purpose in the glowy circuits anyway?
I mean, I know they're meant to symbolize being half synthetic, but that could be done with the eyes. It juts looks like you turned the entire galaxy into glowy freaks.
>>174488262
>we never got to bang Joker
>there isn't even any porn of him
Such a disappointment
>>174487453
>Does synthesis extend to EVERY organic and synthetic
Everything is changed on a molecular level but nothing implies every organism would become sapient. It looks like anything that relies only on instinct/protocol (like animals or VI) wouldn't be too affected. Reapers footsoldiers are probably the odd ones out because they're already a zombie mix of organic and synthetic and would probably fuck off somewhere.
>Wouldn't it just reenact Project Overlord on a galactic-scale: people being driven mad by the millions of thoughts and emotions flooding their minds from every direction
If it did it'd be mentioned by EDI in the extended cut. It would probably be possible to create some kind of mind network but EDI insists on individuality.
>the ending slides for geth/quarians seems to imply they are at peace long enough for quarians to not require suits anymore
They're only shown without masks in the synthesis ending, in control they still have full suits and in destroy the geths are dead.
>>174488493
Glad to help the meme.
>>174488506
Tali actually brings that up in the citadel DLC at the party, if she's drunk she says:
>"No, that's broken down with mass effect fields, those are just my hips!"
No idea what happens to the waste, only assume it is used as a bioenergy
>>174488625
Don't worry, anon, Edi took care of him
>>174488512
I've thought about if, other things equal I would an alien in the ME universe.
Despite being a Talifag I probably wouldn't a Quarian
I would an Asari
As for Turians it was the hardest for me to decide, I don't know unless I was in the situation. I'd mark it off as a probably.
>>174488262
there has to be a part of it too that the figure is a crazy hourglass shape strictly on the left peak of the uncanny valley, or some kinda uncanny valley peek shit going on. in the same way tali is thicc, vetra is super thin, like what feminists hate ironically enough.
>>174488625
Please don't remind me, I've wanted to fuck that face since ME1.
>>174488780
No. I wanted to violently facefuck him with Shep's footlong D
>>174488962
Too bad, you're stuck with that annoyingturian girl
>>174488628
>destroy the geths are dead.
Why couldn't that catalyst target the reapers directly again?
and if the geth did get shut down, couldn't they be repaired just like everything else?
also, about synthesis. Why did Shepard need to sacrifice himself? couldn't he just throw any of the thousands of bodies that lie below in the citadel into the beam?
>>174488506
those are not poopsacks reeee or whatever.
shit dude, what is this, 2008?
>>174488962
>>174488961
I see great minds think alike.
>>174488961
Joker had the best potential as a LI amongst the crew. Him, Garrus, and Tali were the only people to stand by Shepard the entire trilogy. Instead they made him a robofucker
>>174445459
>>174489041
Because Mac.
>>174489028
And she can't even suck you off. Not that you'd want her to with her scarred-up, ugly ass face.
>>174488625
You'll never to get hear Joker's horrifying screams as EDI's weight shatters every body in his body ;_;
>>174488506
>>174488938
So you're saying Tali can't crush my head and bury me in her moist pleasure cavern?
>>174488512
Haven't seen it, and I haven't played the game yet because poorfag.
>inb4 pirate
Tried that, way too much work. Had to sign up for a million different things. Eventually I just gave up.
So it's cute eh? What's it like?
>>174488625
>>174488961
>>174488962
>>174489089
>>174489102
>>174489145
Don't lewd the polio pilot.
>>174488628
>nothing implies every organism would become sapient
I dunno, shoving geth tech into a cow would probably have it discussing philosophy. Or dying, since it's a dumb cow and can't handle the intelligence of geth shit.
>If it did it'd be mentioned by EDI in the extended cut
True enough.
>in control they still have full suits and in destroy the geths are dead
It's more the context behind it: since they haven't killed each other by that point, there's a good chance they won't for a good long while yet.
>>174488771
hot
HOT
Made for breeding and cowgirl.
>>174489102
>not wanting your bro joker to live the dream
>>174488512
this is a point not brought up enough and way too true. These threads do tend to read more like shipping wars than waifu wars. I can't help but wonder how different a poll between 'who is your favorite romance' vs 'who is your favorite shepard/ryder ship'
>>174488628
The quarians are out of their suits in Control as well, assuming you made Peace.
The geth even talk about how they're uploading themselves to quarian suits so they can work on changing their immune systems to allow them to live outside suits eventually.
>>174489041
>Why couldn't that catalyst target the reapers directly again?
It can. But it detects the Geth as Reapers because they were the same way. Same with EDI because she's even more Reaper than the Geth are.
>>174489268
>doesn't know how to pirate
just use a public tracker to download it
don't use the repack version though.
>>174489268
>So you're saying Tali can't crush my head and bury me in her moist pleasure cavern?
what? no
I mean, you'll have to fight me for the privilege, but that wasn't the meaning of my post 174488938
>>174489365
>not wanting to fuck your bro
https://webmshare.com/mBaYv
>>174489825
cease
>>174489102
You have to admit, it was pretty funny when you get the flirt option with him in ME3 and he's like "Uhhhhh nope"
>>174489465
https://youtu.be/Ekbg28ViB-8?t=8m22s
>>174489268
>shoving geth tech into a cow would probably have it discussing philosophy.
It's not the same, and EDI would have mentioned it or the ending slides would have probably shown it. Bioware could have been lazy to but still.
Even if animals did became sapient it wouldn't be a tragedy, it'd just maybe become morally wrong to eat real steak.
>It's more the context behind it: since they haven't killed each other by that point, there's a good chance they won't for a good long while yet.
It could take a long time for a war to come. At the very least synthesis ensures wars won't happen because of specie misunderstanding.
>>174489825
Oh my. That's wonderful
>>174490245
He said he'd bang Shepard but he won't because of military rules. Flying a ship is basically the sort important thing in his life
New cancer-free thread.
>>174490281
>>174490281
>>174490281
>>174490281
>>174490373
he was defeated twice today, but i'm sorry anon, >>174490334 was faster
>>174490373
>cancer-free
>jaal
you fucked up anon
>>174490492
That's okay. Sorry for the extra thread.
>>174490373
Looks cancer to me.
>>174489783
Tell me your secrets.
>>174489812
Eh, like >>174488506 and >>174488771 mentioned, it's aaaaaaalllllllllll natural.
>>174490334
>>174490373
Two threads...
THERE CAHN BEE OWNLE WUUUUUUUUN!
>Leave /meg/ for two weeks
>come back to this
Thank god, I thought I might've actually missed something important.