/meg/ - Mass Effect General

Helghastanon delusion continues, ftfy

Cora is cute

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God bless op. Also:
WHY THE HELL DOES LIARA HAVE EYEBROWS???

>>174428749
Who cares, he'll get bored in a week like the others all did.

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Mandible kissu!

Reminder that taking part in any romance where the female is taller than the male makes you a faggot.

>>174428964
She drew them on

>>174429059
t. insecure manlet

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Repost art, from sinking thread.

>>174429050
Best girl!

>>174429308
>>174429328
this is awkward

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>>174428596
Btw I got something cooking up for the gay's romances and tali [spoilers]quarians can't jump[/spoiler] and I really want to get to the yuriscum soon

>>174428749
Cancer has gone down in the last thread, only a few liarafag posts and most were at the end

I will stop tripfagging soon after I get some more oc and scare off the tumblr fags

>>174429479
>and I really want to get to the yuriscum soon
>I will stop tripfagging soon after I get some more oc and scare off the tumblr fags
I-is helghastfag the cancer that will save /meg/?

>when your custom music ends right as the match is finished
>Full Extraction on a Gold match

>>174429614
If he chases off all of the raptorfags then yes

>HEY SCO-
>SIDERA NYX?
>H-hey Vetra...

I want to fuck Vetra.

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>>174429735
>ywn catch Sid eating and bully her

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>>174428596
STOP MAKING THE THREADS YOU ASSHOLE

>people are actualy playing this shit game

>>174429990
I think this is funny as hell that it's always him, no matter the time

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OFFICIAL WAIFU POWER RANKINGS

>Female Batarian (with four breasts)
>Samara
>Tela Vasir
>Female Batarian (who suffered a horrible accident and only has two breasts)
>Vetra
>Ashley
>Tali
>Doctor Chakwas
>Hainly Abrams
>Liara

This is non-negotiable.

>>174429898
How does she look like without clothes?

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best waifu

>>174429898
FATTY!

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>>174428596
>he's still here
>he's still the one making the threads
No wonder it's a dead general

>>174429030
He literally made the last 3 threads, didn't matter what time it was

>>174430093
Rather chubby in a cute way.

>>174430089
>Female Batarian (who suffered a horrible accident and only has two breasts)
Poor thing

>>174430089
>no Sara between Tela Vasir and Female Batarian
shit taste/10

>>174430089
>Dr. Chocolates that low
>No Lexi
Shitlist/10 tbqh

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>>174428596
I can't believe I'm saying this, but I miss ralph, he at least wasn't this cancerous
hope you like the pic dickhead

>>174430050
>>174430173
No kidding he got unbanned and then just did a coup d'etat

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Reminder that the roster poll for the /vg/ league 8 is open; it's here with some other info links:

https://pastebin.com/5fYP5gzR

It'll likely stay open for the duration of the thread

About the kits, I think it'd be a good idea to play the home/away theme with a N7 kit as home, representing the MW, and an Initiative themed kit as away, representing Andromeda.

Then as 3rd kit we'll have the glorious court jester ninja turtle one

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>>174430089
>not including Sara at the top
BAKA

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>>174430217
>>174430250
>>174430349
What part of non-negotiable do you not understand?

>>174429898
Fake photo! Sid would make sure to lick all the chocolate off her mouth and mandibles!

>>174430540
I'm not trying to negotiate, i'm just pointing out your shit taste

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>>174430847
My taste is great.

This is non-negotiable.

>>174429898
Don't bully Sid! Hug Sid instead! She is very soft, like a fluffy cloud!

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I want to shoot Jaal!

>>174430089
>Tali, Jack
>Vetra
>Chakwas
>Samara
>Traynor
>Miranda
>Ashley (ME1)
>Everyone Else
>Liara

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Keep it up OP the waifufags are getting btfoed with every new OC

>>174430428
>>174430173
Seems like the yurifags are asshurt

@174431086
if you are going to samefag at least be less obvious

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174431086
>Samefagging
Pathetic, no (You) for you.

>>174430942
How soft is Sid's mating tube?

>>174429735
Sid just couldn't resist when you put her favorite dextro-chocolate spread on your private parts...

>>174431267
Sid isn't Asari, you idiot! But even her vulva is chubby

>>174430976
Now this is a shitpost

>>174431508
Can a KROGAN COCK fit inside?

>helghastcancer gets unbanned after 20 odd some bans
>goes on to not necessarily break any of the rules
>but deciedes to go full cancer mode
>makes three threads back to back
>no matter the time he makes them
>creates new oc and attacks waifus
>mods can't ban him because he hasn't broken the rules or they gave up after his 25th ban
>threads are becomeing dead
/meg/ will die if he doesn't fuck off soon

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Good job OP these waifufags are getting smashed ITT

>>174431710
Get rid of him like Ralph, make a proper thread instead and don't use his

>>174431185
>>174431205
>you imply I wouldn't make the comments that are attacking me instead
Why would I make the posts jerking me off instead of making waifufags seem like they are more cancerous
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUsLDzXWUU4

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>>174431890
Vetra is really cute.

>>174428596
what the fuck is this cringey OP, we reddit now?

>>174429898
>Unlike every other day, Sid was actually giggle chirping at your fat jokes, beyond usual
>It was until a few seconds later you feel the talon of a turian and see the shadow overcast you
>A stern, angry voice resonates near your ear, "What were you saying about my sis?"

Why does Cora think she's an asari?

What a poseur.

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>Vetrafags are so insecure they need to spread lies about her more attractive, more interesting and more skilled little sister

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>>174431710
newfag, there were times when a thread lasted for nearly a week and had 15 posters max, just ignore, he will get bored or realize he doesnt change anything.

>>174432298
Remember the manuals
Remember to breathe

What is wrong with Liam? He's a completely different person in the Nomad.

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Reminder that she will be a companion in the next game

>>174432298
>not supporting her asarian ideal
remember, anon, asari steel can cut through anything

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>>174428596

>>174432514
If only

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>>174432387
>thread lasts a week
>I am the one to make the OP every time
>mfw

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>>174432298
Hey Ryder.
Can we hurry up and find the Asari Ark?
We need Sarissa and the other Asari if we stand a chance in Andromeda, my huntress training will be helpful finding them.

I miss my Asari huntress training days, would you like a list of books you should read if you are interested? You are interested right? Here I'll just go ahead and send you an email.

Do you understand how lucky we are to have been born in the same galaxy as the noble Asari race who were the first to discover the citadel and welcomed other races with open arms instead of fighting with them?

We are lucky to be taught by such a superior race. I am eternally thankful to them for my Asari huntress training days.

I remember Sarissa's manuals each and EVERY day!

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>>174432645
Poovi

>>174432645
What's her romance like?

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>>174432698
nobody but you gives a fuck, we had worse cancers making the threads

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>>174432704
>tfw you pasta gets posted
By the goddess!

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>>174432698
>mfw he does this

>>174432960
>that clipping

>>174432820
shit

>>174432960
fags like you are the only reason he does it, stop giving him what he wants retard

>>174432514
But Anon... Shepard killed her.

>>174433010
Well let's be honest, why try to animate it right?

>>174433010
Clipping is everywhere in this fucking game. Some characters can't even cross their arms properly and it becomes very obvious. I wish they delayed it for a couple of months, but EA may have pushed them to get it done in time.

>>174433313
Clipping is all over in the OT as well.

I remember doing Leviathan yesterday and Shepard went to give Ann a pat on the back and I was saying GET YOUR HAND OUT OF HER BACK SHEPARD!

>>174433313
Of course EA did, March 31st is the end of the first quarter and GOTTA BOOST THAT REVENUE

>>174433010
This shot isn't from the original angle, so you usually don't see the clipping.
Just another shortcut from an amazing studio.

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DLC when.

>>174433423
That's not clipping but animation issue

>>174433423
That's true. It's been a while tho, and Frostbite is a much better engine that is also easier to work with. If only Andromeda wasn't their very first full game...

>>174432960
is that alcohol?

>>174433653
July 2017

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>>174433261
Flesh wound

>>174433797
Probably wine or something to go with your steak, cow.

>>174432698
You're the best poster here.

>>174433897
im not a cow, im a bull thank you very much

>>174433979
you are the reddit here

>>174433601
How do you enable freecam?

>>174434171
Everyone is the reddit here, have you seen here?

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>>174432041

>>174433116
Oh, shame.

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Reminder that Jaal's feet are puke-inducing.

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>>174434480
>tfw she is still tight as fuck because turian dicks are tapered
>tfw this causes her much pain but you much pleasure
>tfw you start hurting her in other ways for shits and giggles
>tfw you tie her up on a wall in a near permanent state of the mating press waiting for your cock
>tfw you kill her in the end because you don't want people to know you fucked a scalie

>>174435007
Where's his junk?

>>174435152
gotta keep the game M rated, anon

>>174435007
Angara are just an ugly species.

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>>174435007
>dat waterline
I hope you play on low settings, shit looks like out of the year 2000.

>>174435487
the waterline isnt meant to be seen

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>>174435050
Stop that now

>>174435798
Being tied up in the mating press is pretty hot tbqh. She'd probably be leaking cum constantly.

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>ywn feel Vetra wrap her legs around your waist as you thrust into her in the missionary position
>ywn feel her tighten her Gege with every thrust you make, causing you to penetrate deeper each time
>ywn hold her hands, kiss and make yet contact as you blow your load

>>174436152
Good

Honestly I'd prefer to fuck a Banshee than an Asari. Boring blue whores.

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>>174436152
>ywn have your femtur gf run her talons through your hair feeling hair for the first time
>ywn fuck her in the mating press
>ywn sleep next to her while you both hold hands
>ywn have the edge of your moth be rubbed by her mandibles while you kiss

>>174436853
She's missing her carapace, she must have some genetic disease.

>>174436853
How long will your ban be?

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>>174436876
Turians.
So tough on the outside, yet so soft within.

>>174436853
10% at best

I saw this on the BBC and thought you should see it:
FTL when
Physicists observe 'negative mass' - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-39642992

>>174437323
>eezo isn't a meme
Alien genocide when?

So... is tripfagging allowed again?

>>174437868
Not sure got away with 3 threads and didn't get banned yet for it even though I have been probably reported to hell

>>174437868
>>174438003
It's never not been allowed, it's just looked down on in /meg/ for some reason

This whole thread full of tripfags, and they say /vg/ is better then /v/

>>174437032
Three days

>>174437323
>Americans literally discovered mass effect fields
This is why we're the best country

>>174437323
Even with all that, we are still stuck in our Galactic Group.
Even if we achieve FTL, the Milky Way, Andromeda, Triangulum and the 50 or so dwarf galaxies around as are the only places we could ever step in.

>>174438236
Now you just need to stop being the puppets of Israel.

>>174438227
>it's just looked down on in /meg/ for some reason
reddit will suit you better then

Post Vetra.

>>174437323

Just came here to post this.

Spooky.

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>>174436768
I see no difference. Both are in a constant state of autistic screeching. Well, at least the Banshee's don't need a manual to breathe.

Here's the ultimate biotic. (Note: not an asari)

>>174438412
Pity she's sterile

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>>174438376

>>174438337
You realize a fair amount of the tripfags at least the ones that fuck with people have been here for awhile

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>>174438227
Because of the reddit boogeyman.

>>174438228
>>174438337
Except I can't call people disgusting Manqueer-apologist mudslimes there.

>>174438412
Wrong, that's the pleb easy choice. THIS is the ultimate biotic.

>>174438337
I'm just saying other generals on /vg/ and even old /meg/ used to have tons of tripdags

>>174438228
You go to /v/ to hate videogames and not to discuss about them.

>>174438671
and that's called the /vg/ curse

>>174438612
Nice.

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>>174438376
>ywn read a turian anatomy book with Vetra and Sid

>>174438893
>reading books
>Not just exploring each others bodies with your tongues

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>tfw kissing and nibbling on Vetra's neck as she types on her terminal, making requisitions
>she half-heartedly tells you to stop because she's busy
>quickly gives in and holds your head and closes her eyes while letting out a soft moan
>calls you a tease when you finish
>unexpectedly gets off her chair, picks you up, and carries you off to the bedroom before you can react
>you trade an awkward glance with Drack and Jaal in the hanger bay as Vetra runs through it with you in her arms
>get dropped on the bed and partake in a night of mating presses
>she's very loud
>ten hours later wake up wrapped around a very warm and naked sleeping Vetra
>get out of bed, get dressefree, and start the day
>Drack makes fun of you for the scene in the hanger bay it in the morning
>Jaal, confused, asks if all Milky Way inter species relationships have a cultural custom like that
>Kallo has bloodshot eyes and seeming PTSD as he heard everything that happened the previous night
>both you and Vetra try to avoid eye contact with the rest of the ship for most of the day

>>174439016
Now is not the time for lewd. That comes later.

>>174438753
and you go on /vg/ to tripfag and waifu post

>>174439016
>no mini game where you find Vetra's erogenous zones with your tongue and are rewarded with cute whimpers

Shit game desu.

>>174439191
Spontaneous surprise lewd is the best though.

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>>174438376

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Where is the Scott/Sara sfm?

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>>174439208
>and waifu post
If that's what you call my waifufag trolling then sure yeah

>>174439139
>Not stopping when she asks
How does it feel to be a disgusting rapist?

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>>174439545
Soon, Anon.

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>>174439585
>merely pretending

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>>174439585
Why do you hate good things?

>>174439609
>no consent = rape
I bet you don't even guzzle horse cum, you goddamn lawful-neutral scum-sucker.

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>>174439647
You can't save her and you know it
No matter how hard or fast you spam the paragon option it never worked

>>174428596
Helghaston is my favorite tsundere

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>>174437090

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>>174439585
>>174439953
>choosing the geth

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>>174440137
>yfw ywn save her

>>174440497
Do you (and others) legit choose the geth? Or just for shitposting screenshots? Also, that's a fucking awful colorscheme.

>>174440645
I did so I could get rid of them both when I chose the destroy endng.

>>174440645
I chose the geth in my first blind playthrough of ME3 because giant robots seemed more useful than a bunch of guys in suits.

I still feel guilty about Tali jumping.

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This triggers the helghastfaggot.

Why can't I kick the fuck out of Morda?

>>174440943
Violence against trannies if forbidden.

>>174440943
>Kicking a krogan
Enjoy your fractured skull when Morda headbutts you.

>>174441003
But we're able to nuke Ashley

>>174441485
That was indirect violence though.

>>174440935
Is that ftm shepard?

>>174441626
I can also get Garrus to shoot her in 3

>>174441820
Also indirect, it's someone else doing it, not you.

>>174441985
Fuck, well why can't I get someone to kick the shit out of Morda for me?

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How lewd is your LI?

>>174442048
Would Drack do it?

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>>174442182
Dunno

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>>174440645
I will let you decide

>>174440935
>being so attached to pixels you feel the need to defend them
Yes that does trigger me

>>174442182
>fags
Got some oc for you homos soon

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>>174442182

>>174442471

MODS

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why do so many females gravitate to bioware games?

in various gaming communities it seems clear to me by their posting style that a lot of women play ME/DA

>>174442649
Bioware are really gay.

>>174442649

Only around 18%, or something. Even GTA5 had more than Mass Effect.

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>>174442649
>le I can fuck a non human high functioning sperg that is a badass
>le I can be a total faghag and get the main character AIDS
>le I can have penis envy and have lesbian bed death with something I wouldn't fuck in the first place
It's because bioware can't write character flaws and only can write aliens smut now

>>174442324
I hope it's worth a ban, anon

>>174442649
Hambeasts don't actually like video games and 'play' bioware shit on narrative difficulties in order to shlick to the power fantasy of being attractive to a fictional male character

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>>174440684
kekel
Hmm, speaking of which, I've been planning a Racist playthrough for a while, a guy who HATES aliens (Colonist + Sole Survivor/War Hero), so who would a racist prefer?

>>174440745
I saved both since I'm not a non-save-importing normalfag.

>>174442356
Didn't you mention a thread or two ago you did it specifically to trigger Talicancers?

>>174442649
Because SJWs and feminism. Women don't actually like videogames.

>>174442867
>18%
>basing your "facts" on a spreadsheet BW released showing the percentage of Femshep players

kill all dextros and be done with it

>>174442649
Can't speak for others, but I like them for the romances and the stories, and more recently the gameplay has been better (DAO and ME2 were fun but I wouldn't call point-and-click or a corridor shooter super-engaging). It's nice to be able to have both instead of just one or the other.

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Popping asari, right in the chest. The sluts don't last very long when you've tossed in a few grenades containing the anti-biotics gas Cerberus manufactures.

>>174442471
>>174442324
Way too explicit. This is a CHRISTIAN board.

MOOOOOODDDS!

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I did art.

>>174444054
Kill yourself, roastie

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>>174442324
>>174442471
>>174442182

>>174444294
>You will never high-five other Geth Juggernauts in MP ever again

>>174444054
How fat are you and why haven't you ended your pathetic existence yet?

>>174444397
>ywn batarian punch teammates between rounds

>>174444473
But jews joined Nazis and some even made the SS
That's a terrible analogy

I wish there were no romances in this game so they actually had to concentrate on good writing. how much theoretical gameplay time did they waste on it? a couple of hours?

>>174444609
I feel like I want a source for this.

>>174444720
Videogames are incapable of having good writing.

>>174444720
>so they actually had to concentrate on good writing.
>Bioware

Lol.

>>174444819
>what is gears of war

>>174444936
A mediocre TPS that nobody cares about anymore?

>>174444936
of all the games you could pick, you picked dudemanbro: the game?

>>174444980
nice joke kiddo get back to me in 10 years when you're 17

>>174444609
Yeah like the green goblin George Soros. He was a head Nazi collaborator who sold out other Jews to the Nazis!

Alex Jones told me so and he's never wrong.

>>174445040
I remember watching an ad for it once where it showed a few different people who claimed that game was their life and how they bled for the game and there was footage of them getting tattoos of the games logo and shit.

It was pretty pathetic.

>>174444397
So is it good?

>>174444720
>>174444819
Romances are fine, it's the sex scenes that are a problem. The sex scenes in MEA are better animated and choreographed than the rest of the game combined.

>>174444819
Not this shit again. Hang yourself.

>>174445208
I actually went and found it, lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxdpYlyJzLU

It was that one.

>>174445089
Here's one on Jewish finns joining. You can look up other shit yourself.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/museums/10682975/The-Jews-who-fought-for-Hitler-We-did-not-help-the-Germans.-We-had-a-common-enemy.html

So you can stop with the muh /pol/ shit because it's factual.

>>174445593
fake news

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>>174444294
I like this, better than the shit I could draw if I tried.

Good job

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I think salarians should've had two thumbs.

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>>174444073
Antibiotics.

Btw, Hornet is a monster weapon. My new best friend.

>>174446542
What, like on each finger? Why do you think that, anon?

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>>174446542

>>174444294
This blue gun looks like a penis.

>>174446738
Just like what was inside you're mum last night.

>>174446770
Where you live?

>>174446628
>on each finger?

On each hand.
Just to make them look a bit more 'unique' than the regular aliens-with-three-digits Bioware thing.
Would look more alien, too.

>>174446917
Hand, yeah, I fucked that up. It would look pretty different.

What's a good space game franchise to replace ME?

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>>174445960
Thanks.

>>174446738
I'm bad at perspectives.

>>174446542
>>174446628
>>174446693
>>174446917
>>174447075
Then they would just look like Elites from Halo.

>>174447120
Fallout

>>174447214
Do female elites have tits? How many?

>>174446542
Look at the feet, those cute toes.

>>174447389
Oh, they are cute! I never noticed, I thought their feet looked like hooves.

>>174447389
>>174447489
I want to massage Raeka's feet
While making sure Tann is watching

>>174447389
I bet having toe holes on your shoes would be annoying as fuck

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Vetra!

>>174446542
Why do literally all the aliens aside from the human rip offs have those bendy legs

>>174447353
Straight from the Halo Wiki entry on them:
>Female Sangheili are similar in appearance to male Sangheili. Raia 'Mdama, was described as being slightly shorter than the average male and having paler skin tone.[25][26] Female Sangehili are oviparious, meaning babies are born from eggs outside the mother's body.[27]
So no tits. Probably.

>>174447219
>Fallout
kek

>>174447610
Yeah, imagine a Krogan stepping on your toes as well

Is it possible to get the 5k galactic readiness needed for the best ending in ME3 if you skip the multiplayer?

I'm about at the part where I've got to assault TIM's base but I've only got around 7k total, which means around 3k galactic readiness and I've got way more sources of war assets than before.

Doesn't feel like I can make up an extra 2k before Priority: Earth.

Thought it was possible to achieve without multiplayer now?

>>174447610
It probably depends on the material. I have yoga socks with toe holes in them and having them separated like that actually feels kind of good. That salarian is wearing a bodysuit, so I imagine it'd be similar to that.

>>174447762
GAS THE Sangheili

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>>174446542
>>174446693
>toes
I thought salarians had hooves?

>>174447823
The best ending requires 3100 Effective War Assets.

>>174447908
Fuck off Helghastanon, Elites are cool. Arbiter is a badass.

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>Vetrafags want to fuck this bug thing

Why are they so degenerate?

>>174448568
But turians are velociraptors, not bugs!

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>>174442356
>>174443568

>gone for a couple of weeks
>return to find tripfags are still about

>>174448568
Turian girls are beautiful.

>>174447823
Play the Citadel DLC and you'll get some more.

>galaxies filled with interspecies relationships
>not a single kid
>not a single half-and-half creature

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>>174448568
>ywn ask your gf to wear this during sex
>ywn call her Vetra when you cum

>>174448568
Nice false flagging.

>>174448967
ME1 says you can make them with DNA fuckery but it's illegal as fuck.

The laws for that in Andromeda don't exist and there is Meridian but BW won't go down that hole.

>>174448823
they are never leaving anon, reddit came and claimed this land

>>174448967
Can't have kids if you can't mate across species and I assume Asari come out fully grown so they can instantly start being giant space sluts.

>>174448967
They're illegal in alliance space, but possible through genetic engineering

>>174449045
>>174448967
Also the Asari can make children with anyone, it is just not a 50/50 DNA split

>>174448129
>The best ending requires 3100 Effective War Assets.

Oh so they lowered it from 5,000? Thought they just made it easier to hit 5k.

>>174449187
Asari are parasites that must be purged.
All they do is breed, live for a millennia and consume more and more resources.

>>174449187
it's 100% asari DNA

>>174449187
They don't even use DNA. They can become pregnant from simply touching which is why a few people were upset about the whole embrace eternity before the citadel run in ME3.

>>174448967
Because it's biologically impossible you dumbfuck.

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>>174444720
Deus Ex
come and fight me

>>174449393
Looks like Vetra is checking out his ass.
She is a sexual predator.

>>174449187
Asari read your genetics and randomize their own with it. So their kids are always 100% Asari, but the other parent species information helps them diversify their own.

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>>174448568
I want to cuddle her, have romantic dinners with her, reassure her, shoot raiders with her and spend our days together, not just fuck her.

>>174449187
Parasites

>>174449246
Yeah, I think they lowered it eventually because many people complained that they had to play multiplayer for war assets. Could be wrong, my memory isn't very good.

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>>174449445
was meant for >>174444819

>>174449521
Yeah I remember that was why they made it possible, and since multiplayer was dying, relying on it to get enough for single player was pretty shitty.

Couldn't remember how they did it though, by lowering it or giving you enough assets to hit it without multiplayer.

It's been a while.

>>174447214

Except they're not as muscular or large, lankier, different face, no claws.
This is not a problem.

>>174449603
ahh, mr. jc denton, in the fresh

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I'm going to buy andromeda points and there's nothing anyone can do to stop me now

>>174449625
I remember they changed the galactic readiness from 50% of your gross total to something like 65%. Not sure if they did anything else, though.

>>174450053

Do whatever you want, bud.

What's the best background for Shepard?

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>>174450053
shit nigga me2 xPP
#420 blazeit

>>174449495
So they're genetic leeches, in other words. Disgusting.

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>>174448849
>I will never be a marine in 2157 who's wife was killed when her research ship was unjustly destroyed by dinosaurs who wears turian mandibles as a necklace and who after the war later works as a lone merc shooting turians on sight and adding to his collection

Why live?

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>>174449506
I'm going to impregnate Vetra

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>>174450210
yeah boi XD
#goysquad

>>174450053
Buy the 12000 package

>>174450301
Yes.
Begin the purge.

>>174450319
what is scotts stance/expression trying to convey?

>>174448967
>earth filled with dog fuckers
>no human-alsatian super breed

>>174450421
"I'm going to disappear soon."

>>174450307
>that trailer
>thermal clip's the size of a rifle cartridge
>increase the size of them during gameplay so they're easier to see
>they are now the size of empty toilet roles

Eh.

>>174450421
"My dick did the impossible"

>>174448967
>>174450436
>no human-birthed fowls

But all that porn, though.

>>174450319
Does SAM have the power to manipulate Scott's sperms to be biologically compatible with other species? Can he bio-engineer them to be super sperms that are like 10 times as large?

>>174450767
Eezo is a magic element, right?
Why not a eezo infused fertility treatment?

>>174451074

Element zero is a carcinogen.

>>174450436
It'll happen eventually. Then there will be a worldwide purge.

>>174450767
He can quickly alter you to be immune to a highly contagious killer virus, so probably. While we're at it, can he do the same to Sara's eggs?

>you will never be an alliance marine
>you will never be captured
>a batarian will never use her four breasts to smother you to death

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>>174450767
Theoretically, if SAM can alter Ryder at a cellular level then it can also command his sperm to mutate. Ryder will have to ingest stuff with turian DNA so that his body gets the required materials for the mutation.

>>174451609
you'd be captured and tortured and then you'd either be sold to slavery ro skinned from head to toe in a batarian prison

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/854786166377394176

>>174451704
I'd get a distress call to the Normandy sent just in time and Shepard would arrive just as the breast smothering was finishing and save me. Then I'd spend a month with Dr Choclates tending to my wounds with an asari in the room just beyond.

>>174451704
A sex slave?

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What's a good third power for Gill? Energy Drain since this class is mostly close quarters? >tfw no mod for blue and red skin

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>get a new ship
>it has no armaments
Didn't know the Initiative was run by the MOD

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>>174452281
>for Gill

>>174447389
I'm already where you're at.

>>174452509
Have you never played Third Strike?

>>174452502
>we're here to explore
15 minutes later
>peace won't be an option here

>>174452502
If you could arm the ship, would Kallo be unhappy about it?

>>174452797
Well I'd shoot the overgrown tadpole out the airlock for a start. So who cares.

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>>174451642
>Theoretically, if SAM can alter Ryder at a cellular level then it can also command his sperm to mutate.

why is glassing the angarans not an option?

if i go to the brazillian rainforest and find a group of 4 foot tall spider-ladies that want to bring me to their leader to talk, im not going to stick around and talk. im going to get my flamethrower and cleanse these unholy abominations

>>174453103
>why is glassing the angarans not an option?
We didn't bring the Batarians and the Krogans were infiltrated by hordes of trannies. Basically testosterone levels are -10 trillion.

>>174453103
Hopefully they turn on us next game and we can slaughter them

>>174453435
>nu-bioware
>allowing genocide of natives

>>174450190
Ruthless, then give her the first name Ruth

>>174453054
>tfw synthesis is unironically part of the plot again

>>174453103
No guns because muh civilian mission.
Except for all the military grade guns they brought for the pathfinders.Which is why it makes no sense that the Tempest is unarmed.

>>174453639
on eladeen you can find remnant infused trees

>>174453497
Let me dream

>>174450190
Space kid and war hero

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>Mass Effect will never reach its potential because of EA and Mac

>>174452797
Fuck kallo, this is war.
Put a shiton of giant Cain everywhere and blow shit.

>>174454002
Why is she even in the game?

>>174454343
Marketing.

>>174454343
BATTLE TITS

>>174454065
if remnants know how to build relays, then studying them will allow us to build our own relays and in turn mass relay projectile weapons, just imagine

>>174454343
Doritos.

>>174454343
advertising for IGN

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>>174454389
How?

>>174454467
What?

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>>174454528

>>174454752
who need cains when we can create nuclear blasts with a spec of dust with mass relay accelerated weapons

>I will never captain a dreadnought
Why even play?