/meg/ - Mass Effect General:

gigi-chan best waifu

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Best girl.

Sara is for Scott

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>ywn get crushed by Tali's thicc thighs and be buried in her moist pleasure cavern
W H Y
H
Y

>>174490405
ayrea best waifu

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>>174490423
>bird lovers

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Would you?

>>174490659
No. Jack best girl.

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Shh.

They're sleeping

>>174490659
Not into birds.

>>174490659
No, Just imagine how many ""partners"" she had from her military to c-sec days to now

>>174490659
I'd bully her

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>ywn kiss Jaal's toe beans

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>>174490270
Sara is a turboslut, she even has got a choker tattooed. She fucks everything and anything with a pulse except Liam.

>>174491090
She'd bully you back

She knows you have feelings for her

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>>174490405
forever best

>>174491337
So you are acknowledging that she fucks Scott, neat

>>174491390
>implying I wouldn't ignore her teasing and pound her into squealing submission

>>174491253
>you will never find out his feet are a little bit ticklish
>you will never tease him by poking and tickling his toe beans
>you will never hear him laugh when you kiss just the right spot
jdimsa

>>174491528
Scott, mom, dad, family dog etc

>>174491337
Can you even make a slut Ryder? The most I can see is kissing Gil, Reyes, and then banging one of the other romances

>>174491682
You can romance at the same time Reyes, Keri, Angaran museum lady and companion LI

>>174491682
I'm rubbing up against two Asari at once, does that count

>>174491772
So. You with that you can do all the flings, kiss Gil, and then choose one romance

Wow, Ryder is a slut

>>174491390
Not if you bullied her about having a mangled face, even if she made a snappy comeback, you know she cries her to sleep about it

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>>174490598
>she will never be your daughter

There is literally no point in having children now

>>174493071
what an improvment! nice work anon

>>174490659
I wrote this.

https://pastebin.com/drp4Y313

Should I continue?

may get lood

>>174493071
what are you going to do with sara, anon

>>174492070
>knows she cries about it in her sleep about it
>get mad because you fucking her isn't enough to make her feel better about it
>fuck harder and more frequently in less appropriate places as you keep to teach her a lesson
s-stupid femgarrus...

>>174493269
NO BULLY

Pretty gud though

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Cora a blue slut

>>174493071

I request that you do not bully Sara Ryder

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By the Goddess, my name is Cora T'Harper.

I’m a 34 year old human weeablue (asari fan for you xenos). I make notes about Sarissa's manuals on my datapad, and spend my days perfecting my art and reading superior asari books. (Twelve Leaves, A Rock In The Maelstrom, Speeches and Silences series)

I train with my biotic Asari Sword every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through ceramic and barriers because it is folded over a thousand times by huntresses, and is vastly superior to any other weapon in the universe. I got my sword license ten years ago, and have been getting better every day.

I speak Asari fluently, both Cyonean and the Thessian dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about asari history and their Justicar Code, which I follow 100%.

When I get my extraplanetary visa, I am moving to Polos to attend a prestigious Huntress Academy to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a Huntress or a manual writer!

I own several pink stripper outfits, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Thessia, so I can fit in easier. I strip around my elders and seniors and speak Asari as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck on Thessia!

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https://pastebin.com/WfwPaqMe new bin with more femgar now
>>174493269
its good, but I hope it's a tsundere shepard and not just an angry shepard.
if you are hard pressed for ideas i'd love to see femgar be jealous of tali, but it is your story.
8/10

>>174494235
What's wrong with her arm? Also:

>laying on a couch
>Scott not there cuddling with her

>>174494454
Why would Scott cheat on Peebee?

>>174491253
>>174491617
I will amputate Jaal's limbs and make squid soup.

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>>174494449
Please remove all femgar and Sid stuff.

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>>174494454
We all know Vetra is for Sara.

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>>174494559
Mac pls.

Asari don't have hair, so you think that means they don't have hair.... down there?

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>>174494623
Do not bully the catsquid.

>>174494674
but then I would just be the vetrapastebin_guy

>>174494823

scales only

>>174494823
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCtsFtPs1fY&index=38&list=PL983609694D90EDCB

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>>174494823

>>174495004
fanfic doesn't count.

>>174493269
I like it but, If it's going to get lewd, it should take a long time for Tsundere/Terra Firma Shepard to accept her

>>174494449
>>174495532

Tsundere Shep inbound.

https://pastebin.com/n9yDeGF5

Timeskips may be involved. I'll hit the important stuff.

>>174495532
yeah, but there better be some sweet as dere at the end to make all that tsun worth it, I need these feels

>>174495635
Fear not, anon, hands will be held.

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>>174494834
>ywn run over angara with the nomad

>>174494823

All tentacles. And they move.

>>174495845
>ywn have a tentacle monster dig its way into your mind and embrace eternity.

why live?

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Vetra a goddess.

>>174495613
>Timeskips may be involved
As much as I'd love 3 games worth of FemGarrus, I think we recognize that

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>>174495817
DO NOT BULLY.

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>>174495004
>bioshit obviously forgets the fucking LORE
>make some bullshit excuse saying peepoo has a genetic disorder
>her model in MEA2 is updated to have hair legs, hairy armpits and a small amount of mustache hair

How does kissing a turian even feel like? Are their mouths like ours just different shapes? Because they look pretty solid to me

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>>174496064

>>174496505
it is a bit stiff but not as much as you would think. more than you would hope though.

>>174496064
as a vetrafag this would be hilarious

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>tfw no giant asari gf

>>174497527
>giant fetish

scum

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>>174496054
Right click is the best option here.

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>>174497568
>not having giant waifus

baka 2b honest with you, my famalamjam from japan

>>174497630
You should never be in that situation to begin with.

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>>174497630
>>174497740
S T O P

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>9

BIOWARE QUALITY STAYING POWER.

Why is playing a full biotic tedious. I took overcharge but fuck.

>>174499258
because powers fuck up the flow of gunplay, and vice versa

>>174494454
Reach and flexibility, man

>>174498979
Its late, anon

>>174494983
Hoo-hoo yeah!

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>>174490779
mah nigga

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Why is Vetra such a slut?

>tabledanced on Omega for money
>likely resorted to prostitution
>wants to go out with PB to the club on Kadara, use a fake name, and dress up slutty

What has more gay flirt options, the whole DA2 game or Reyes dialogue?

>>174499683
She does seem like a slut, doesn't she?

>>174499745
dag fuck off

>>174499683
We need more evidence of her slutty ways in order to confront her about them.

>>174499817
She took hundreds of BBTC on Omega, what more evidence do you need?

>>174490476
>That gap practically begging for rough and raw intercrural session

>>174499929
How slutty has she been since coming to Andromeda? She might try and brush away the older stuff by saying it didn't count because it was in another galaxy.

>>174500174
control + s

>>174499683
>>tabledanced on Omega for money

No she didn't, she had one job as a merc that had her undercover. She danced for 30 seconds, tripped, accidentally killed a volus, and the whole thing ended in a bar brawl where she and her team slipped out with the loot.

>>174499683
>tfw Vetra is so bland even the memes being pushed are zero effort shit

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>>174499664

>Jack will never slap your ass on the Normandy bridge
>you will never aggressively make out in front of everyone
>she will never stick her tongue in your mouth
>you will never rush to your quarters to have very loud sexual intercourse in the middle of the day

why even live

>>174500241
Yeah, I fucked up.

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>>174500174
>why even live
To find a Jack of your own.

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>>174500241
>>174500356
lol shit I wasn't going to say anything about that cause I can never tell if people meant to do that, or not

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Best kiss scene from the entire series. Go

>>174500326
Same for everyone sadly. Hopefully it's just like ME1 and we need more time with the characters to flesh them out.

>>174500624
How gay

>>174500675
Answer the question, fuccboi.

>>174500308
>Vetra not only danced on Omega, but she was also bad at it

>>174500697
But no question was asked.

>>174500624
Why does facial hair look so shit in this game? Slavs made realistically growing beard 2+ years ago with an engine they developed themselves.

>>174499683
At least she dodged the bullet by doing compulsory service, a bunch mixed-gender young turians stuck on a ship is obviously going to act the way you expect them to.

>>174500850
You mean like good, well-disciplined Turians that don't even consider breaking the rules, right?

>>174500751
Dunno. Alec's was pretty good though.

>>174500751
BW was never good at facial hair. or faces in general

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>>174500624
It's a tie between that dip and kiss with Garrus and the waterfall scene with Jaal. I honestly can't pick which one I like better.

>>174500946
I think "stress relief" doesn't break the rules might be encouraged

>>174501336
We need to let Sid serve her compulsory service on the Tempest.

>>174501434
running in a big hamster wheel to power the drive core

>>174501057
Garrus was the best LI desu

>>174501529
deprived of junk food because turians must remain fit and healthy

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Do you think Vetra bullies Scott?

>>174502008
Only in their roleplays.

>>174501928
I really wonder how they keep their Engineering Corps fit as they are linked to the military instead of government.

I understand Combat Engineers but others, man that must be a show to watch

>>174502008
Only Liam and Gil bully. Everyone else gets bullied

>>174501751
Yeah, I think Garrus is always going to be special. His was the one remotely normal relationship I found when I started playing Bioware games, and he was the first xeno crush I ever had.

>>174499258
>Why is playing a full biotic tedious. I took overcharge but fuck.

ME3
Singularity: 8 second cooldown
Warp: 4 second cooldown
Throw: 2 second download

MEA
Singularity: 24 second cooldown
Throw: 10 second cooldown

The MEA versions do less damage both individually and combo explosions despite those times

>>174502869
Nerfing biotic made sense. It's crazy good CC especially singularity

Roster poll is closed and here are the results:

Returning

Adrian Delaware Shepard
Cheesegrater Gingey
Mac The Hack (previously Mac Walters)
Sheploo
Asari Mating Tubes
Cookie Turian (previously Ayrea)
Frecklebeast
RGB

New players:

Krogan granddad
PeePoo
Spiky GF
Weeablue
AAA quality game
Ah yes """Reapers"""
Jaal is straight
Scottlet
Avitus is not gay
T H I C C Sid
We'll bang, okay?
Yuuuuge Deposits
Autistic Sara
Curry Thunder
Fedex initiative

Music stays the same

Krogan granddad, Weeablue, PeePoo and Spiky GF got the most votes and therefore will be the medals, here's a small poll to decide which get Gold status and which get Silver status:

https://pastebin.com/5fYP5gzR

Also I updated the pad so you can make suggestions for player models and other misc stuff:

https://titanpad.com/pa76SHVO95

Signups will open on Sunday and the qualifiers will kick off at the beginning of June

>>174500361
wise words

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You what they say about sticking it in crazy, right?

>>174503452
It's completely useless against Shields and armor though.

>>174503452
It absolutely crushed ME3's difficulty, you could rip the game to pieces with biotics especially if you used a save import which started you at level 30 and gave you full level powers from the beginning

BUT

Using them was *fun*

>>174503730
My view is multiplayer skewed but Singularity was a super good power after the rebalance. It was a universal primer even against shields and armor, and did respectable damage to both.

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Why is she literally made for cuddling?

So the Sloan party dance animations for Scotty and Sara are identical?

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Someone give me a good build making use of camo

What was the best mission in ME3?

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>>174503631
Why did they have to change her look?

>>174490659
>Make best boy a girl
>Becomes best girl

Wish we got to see the Destiny Ascension tear something in half with its main gun.

>>174507475
Maybe if the Asari weren't pussies

>>174507475
Where was Sarissa's shield when it got rekt?

>>174507629
>tfw Sarissa wasn't at the citadel to use biotics to lift sovereign up and throw it away
How many lives could have been saved?

>>174507475
Not going to lie I still think it's a baller as hell moment when it comes through the Sol Relay

A shame that's, y'know, the ONLY time you see it.

>>174507629
Sarissa's pretty lucky that the Kett decided to use missiles for that attack instead of standard Mass Effect powered ship weaponry.

>>174507739
>best ship in all the organic navies
>doesn't do anything
What do Salarian ships look like? Do they even turn up?

>tfw no centuries old Asari step sister to beat up my bullies for me

>>174507757
Mass drives are reaper tech. They wouldn't have those.

>>174508520
Then why do their starships have Eezo cores?

>>174508253
>tfw no centuries old Asari step sister to beat me off

>>174507776
That's one of the weird quirks with the fleet scene that I'm surprised wasn't fixed with the Extended Cut - the Salarian fleet is never shown, even if you get their full support.

Same with how you can can only see either the Quarian or Geth fleets, never both if you achieved peace.

Salarian ships are literally never seen anywhere in the entire series outside of some Mass Effect 1 artbook that had concept art in it.

>>174508565
Maybe if she's like Lexi

>>174508592
They are 2 stealth 4 you

>>174508548
because eexo is found all over the place

>>174508772
Yeah but an element zero core is what the Mass relay tech is based off anon. You can't say that they don't use that technology when they do.

>tfw this thread makes you think about the Destiny Ascension for the first time in like 5 years
Is it the most rad ship name in sci-fi history?

>>174508909
So blame it on dev laziness or eezo leading to convergent evolution on some tech.

Still don't think they'd have mass drives.

>>174508945
Truth and Reconciliation is probably more well-known

>>174509216
The starship engine is a mass drive.

>>174508945
There's still Quib-Quib

So I found out not a single one of my favorite ME3 multiplayer classes made it into ME:A.

RIP Turian Sentinel, Geth and FemQuar Engineers, and Drell Adept.

Which classes do you miss from ME3's multiplayer? Has there been any word on DLCs for ME:A's multiplayer yet (I know it's really early but still)?

>>174509273
Oh, you're right. i was thinking of mass accelerators. I'll blame it on lack of sleep.

IIRC all the kett weapons were plasma based or something.

>>174509390
Batarian Brawler was stronk

>>174509390
I remember enjoying the Turian sentinel but I barely played ME3's multi. Wish I'd spent more time with it now, looks like it got really fun with all the additions.

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>>174493071
Cease your activities.

>>174508945
Space Battleship Yamato has it beat

>>174509509
Not strong enough to stop the reapers turning his empire into paste lmao

>>174508565
Sexual relations with centuries old Asari step sisters are strictly prohibited

>>174509390
Other than missing how incredibly powerful you could make caster classes, I miss the Geth Juggernaut because it was a class I played as a full tank/medic that didn't have to contribute any offense, it was all about support. It was unlike any other class the game had and I loved playing it that way.

>>174495613
How can a bitter ex-cop be so cute?

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which meme better, this

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>>174512064

or this

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wake me up when the thread starts again

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>>174512169
>>174512064
>Miranda
>Tight shithole
She loves her anonymous sex hookups, she is loose as fuck.
Sheploo always has the best face otherwise.

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>>174509390
Geth Juggaloo had such a satisfying visual and audio impact for me. Big and stronk, immune to bullshit instakill mechanics (why the fuck did they keep it?), melee attack that looked it drained fuckers souls, and the 56K modem sound. Mm, pure sex.

When's the fucking remaster?

>>174508945
Nah halo has cooler names.

>Say My Name
>Two for flinching
>forward unto dawn
>in amber clad
>spirit of fire
>point of no return
>song of the east
>midsummer night
>long night of solace
>bloodied spirit
>twilight compunction

Somebody on the writing team had a hard on for cool ship names

>>174513556
>Say My Name
>Qwib-Qwib?
>You goddamn right

>>174513556
Meanwhile what's the coolest human ship name in Mass Effect? The MSV Strontium Mule?

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>>174490270
So, /meg/
Cora's ass or Sara's?

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>tfw no flat chested waifu in ME:A aside from Vetra

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I tried going through a playthrough picking only logic/professional choices instead of emotional/casual.


Holy fuck is my Ryder such a boring asshole.

>>174514074
Emotional/casual with a bit of logic and professional for serious business and politics is objectively the best way to play MEA.

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>>174514074
>reddit spacing

>>174514189
I must say that I prefer this system over paragon & renegade. I enjoy when a game doesn't have to be 100% srsbsns, especially when I get a say in the matter.

>>174514291
I've really liked it because I've never once had to think about meta gaming a choice, I've just picked what I've thought was best for every situation

>>174514291
Yeah, the system is pretty fun. Especially with all this "remembering the style of reply you usually pick and use it in the lines you can't control" stuff.

Who would win in an ultimate surrender match, Jack or Miranda?

Did you save the angara or destroy the kett exaltation facility? Is there any impact whatsoever for this choice?

>>174514591
It's Mass Effect, there's never any impact.

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>>174513219
Never, EAware doesn't do remasters.

>>174513556
>Say My Name
Is this an actual ship name?
>no Pillar of Autumn
>no Covenant ship names
Shitty list.

>>174513725
MSV Stronkium Mule

>>174514039
Tali's.

>>174514290
The Red Scare's been over for thirty years, you can stop with the imaginary boogeyman.

>>174514570
The fuck is a surrender match?

>>174513219
Who cares?

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>>174514681
>Tali
She has indeed the best and fattest ass

>>174514591
Saved the angara, because we can destroy the base at any time, unlike the saving the angara. Besides, in angara's war rules it's said that angara people are the first priority.

>>174513556
What shit fucking names are those?

>>174513725
SSV Trafalgar. They give Alliance dreadnoughts really shit names though.
>tfw no SSV Illustrious

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>>174503631
>>174507172

KISSY KISSY

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>>174514039

Cora, all day.

How do Quarians have sex and give birth and breastfeed?

>>174514973
emergency
induction
ports

>>174514973
they don't anymore, because shepard chose the geth fleet at rannoch

>>174514973
They have sterilized rooms on their vessels, suits are used for everywhere else.

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Fuckin asariboos

>>174508945
The Culture had the best shipnames

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_spacecraft_in_the_Culture_series

>No More Mr Nice Guy
>Just Read The Instructions
>Of Course I Still Love You
>So Much For Subtlety
>Gunboat Diplomat
>Kiss My Ass
>A Series Of Unlikely Explanations
>I Thought He Was With You
>Size Isn't Everything Length of over 80 kilometers
>Just Passing Through
>Anticipation Of A New Lover's Arrival, The it's always written like that
>Serious Callers Only
>I Blame My Mother
>I Blame Your Mother
etc etc

>>174509786
>not Bismarck

>>174514719
>T
More like QT

>>174515243
>QT
quarians, terminated?

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>>174508945
pls

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>>174514719
Arms are fucky, and what is she holding? A vacuum cleaner? A coffee pot?

>>174514793
The thiccest. I shall refer you to my previous post >>174490476

>>174514591
No impact. Save the Angara, since you can just blow up the base later.

>>174514819
>Ashley
Dumb fucking grunt who wants to die and redeem her FAMRYS HONUR. Does more in death than she does in life. Kaidan actually does something with his life, Ashley just guards toilets for three years until she is made Spectre for some reason.

>>174514973
>sex
Clean room and linking suits beforehand.
>birth
Extra clean room, especially the attending doctors.
>breastfeed
EMERGENCY
SUCTION
PORT

>>174499683
>tabledanced ONCE, as a DISTRACTION during a job
>there is no evidence of prostitution whatsoever
that last one is actually pretty slutty desu but i like it

>>174515189
Wouldn't putting
>[embraces eternity]
make more sense for this?

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i want impregnate vetra!

After 127 hours of farming zero/outlaws/gold i have all common, uncommon and rare maxed.

Getting all the URs is going to be a long grind.

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>>174490270
>tfw you had to update fucking windows and couldn't make the thread
>tfw because of my failure this shit now infests this thread without resistance
>>174490659
>>174491040
>>174491090
>>174491579
>>174492070
>>174493412
>>174494763
I will end this

>>174516410
What build and weapons make it easier?

>>174516557
Kill yourself.

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>>174514719
>>174514681
>>174490476
Do a backflip

>>174514039

Same body model.

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>>174516557
And a good morning to you too.

>>174516405
>xenomorph
kek
Oh wait, this is just a turian xenomorph. Hmm, now that raises the question: what would xenomorphs of other species look like? Would asari xenomorphs have biotics? Would krogan xenonorphs just be fucking massive? Would rachni xenomorphs look exactly the same?

>>174516705
>implying I would jump
Nobody wants to see a person commit suicide. Still a shitty color scheme.

>>174516705
Annihilating the geth is more moral than annihilating the Quarians

>>174516410

Any 20 level build makes gold outlaws easy.

>>174514803
Nah fuck you senpai the names are great.

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>tfw ywn embrace eternity
Tummy kissu dlc fucking when?

>>174516946
Only if you have autism.

>>174516924
Cute
When do they fuck

>>174516924
Who paints a turians face?

So every woman has a big round booty, is this because they share the same model or was it a conscious choice?

>>174516946
>>174517082
The Halo ship names are fucking amazing and poetic.
>In Amber Clad
>The Truth and Reconciliation
>Pillar of Autumn
>All Under Heaven
>Euclid's Anvil
Awesome. But you also have some lame ones in there too.

>>174517209
I think they do it themselves.

The women in Andromeda all look stumpy compared to the OT

>>174517389
People shrank in cryo but their heads stay the same size.

>>174517231
>is this because they share the same model

Yes. Mass Effect has never had several models aside from the female squadmates in Mass Effect 2.

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>there are people that find Cora attractive

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>>174517052

>>174517484
nigga im not complaining

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>>174517504
There are no attractive humans on Andromeda, Cora isn't even the best of a bad bunch, she is legitimately repulsive.

>>174517658

Never said you were, bud, just stating facts.

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>>174517521
Why would anyone care about an asari merc getting shot? Why do you keep posting this?

>>174516557
God bless

>>174517702
There are no attractive anything in Andromeda.

>>174517807
Just wait for space gypsies

>>174517504
t. kv sad frog poster :^)

>>174516843
I disagree. Both are sentient and both are at fault for their conflict. You would wipe out more "individuals" if you let the quarians die, but the geth don't deserve to die either. The only moral choice is to make peace.

>>174517873
That's true, those purple masks are fine looking.

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>>174517807
it's depressing how true that is. I actually ran through most of the settlements and the nexus looking at random NPCs and they were all half-black half-asian with dumb looking faces. The only white feminine woman was the twin.

>>174518064
>>174517807
Captain Dunn is probably the best looking female in the game.

>>174518118
You're wrong.

>>174518118
>chink
No thanks

>>174518302
>>174518320
Great counterpoints.

>>174518421
Her head look like a balloon

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>>174518064
Too bad she's autistic.

>>174517209
>ywn polish Vetra's face plates
>ywn look in her eyes while you draw on her face
>ywn laugh as she gets flustered and her mandibles start twitching
>ywn give her a warm hug waiting for the face ink to dry out

>>174518606
just because she has autism and is also your twin sister doesn't mean you shouldn't be able to romance her.

I got stuck in the environment on a map and there's no waypoints. How do I get out?

>>174518546
All of the heads do.
I'm not seeing anyone post any better though.

What is ME3 like if Garrus, Tali and Legion are dead?

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>>174518743
True.

>>174518762
Reload last save.

>>174518790
No one cares who's the most attractive, the conclusion is that no one is attractive.

>>174495613
>FemGarrus thinking she is being bullied for being tall instead of being bullied because she is a skull face

C-cute

>>174518825
Its shit. Why would you even play like that?

>>174519057
I haven't and don't want to, but I'm curious.

>>174514039
Cora

>>174518825
A bunch of filler characters that don't matter show up.

>>174519113
Do you get replacement companions for Garrus and Tali or do you have to play with half a crew?

>>174519206
Half a crew, the replacements don't stick around.

>>174517702
Cute nose

>>174519206
Garrus/Tali don't get replaced.

>>174517368
I like the poetic names too, however, Two for Flinching and Say My Name are god tier ship names.

Was there only one Thorian or could there be more?

the Shadow broker DLC sure does make me feel like I'm cheating

>>174519538
tfw Weekes wrote that
tfw Weekes will never write ME content again

>>174518825

Garrus - Liara takes over his role during various parts, like during Palavan when Liara usually goes back to the Normandy when EDI starts acting strange and Garrus joins your squad, with dead Garrus she doesn't go back and stays squad member for that mission. Some other Turians fill in his dialogue in other parts of that mission I think.

Tali - Admiral Xen takes Talis place plot wise during the Geth Dreadnought (not as a squad member) and Admiral Raan takes her place on Rannoch

Legion - Legion is replaced by "Geth VI" which the last backup copy of Legion that uploaded to the Consensus just before the incident at the Normandy crash site where Alliance people blew a hole in him which made him go somewhere rogue. Because of that he has none of Legion's ME2 experiences and is untrusting of Shepard and organics by default.

There's no replacement squad members, you're just short. The game is designed so you always have the absolute minimum of three unkillable squad members available Liara, James and EDI (and Virmire Survivor during Mars since you don't have EDI yet)

>>174519634
Weekes is shit and he is going to molest Dragoon Age out of existence.

>>174519634
>tfw Chris L'Etoile will never write ME content again

>>174519692
Trespasser was decent

>>174519768
>let me side with you
>no
>why
>because I said so

I want to watch Independence Day with Vetra

>>174520139
I want to watch the Toy Story trilogy with the crew

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What would hugging Sid feel like?

>>174520139
>ywn ask Vetra if she had been an anally probed
>ywn ask her if she wants to be

>>174520294
Turians are funny looking. If it wasn't for the voice and womanly mannerisms no one would want to bang one. Female turians were a mistake.

>>174520294
Like a liposuction dumpster

>>174520139
Do you think Admiral Drescher just quoted the President's speech when prepping her troops to liberate Shanxi?

>>174520294
They say you are what you eat, so like a giant marshmallow

>>174520361
>implying

>"I want more content for Gil and Reyes!"
I wish I could beat you faggots in your homes.

>>174520976
>complains about gays but he faps watching trap porn
sad

>>174520976
Sometimes I imagine having a superpower that allows me to teleport behind someone that made a faggoty post and smash their heads in with a cricket bat.

>>174521036
>he thinks I'm straight.
No it's because you faggots have such awful taste in men and want more resources wasted on your shitty husbando.

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>>174519057
Legion dead actually has some pretty sweet results if you don't like Quarians

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>>174517521
Why do you post this every thread? Elnora is a fucking cereal killer, nobody likes her.

>>174518825
Boring.

>>174519453
>Two for Flinching
>Say my Name
For a ship, they're shit, they're better suited for guns.

>>174519538
>romancing Liara
She cheated on you with Feron, why do you care?

>>174520139
>>174520237
>watching Pacific Rim with Normandy crew
>Garrus is sad we never got giant robots to punch Reapers
>Wrex is playfully mad at the Jaegers for stealing his people's job
>Tali, Jack, and Grunt are really getting into it
>Zaeed insults the Kaiju
>Kasumi silently watches, eating popcorn
Why does the Tempest crew get a movie night, but we don't? Fug. I'm reinstalling Garry's Mod just to make this scene.

The Asari councillor is kinda hot when she's angry at you

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>>174521860
Because I dont have enough oc

>>174521957
Her replacement is kinda cute too.

Who does Femshep actually get to romance in ME3 if she went with Jacob in 2?

>>174522687
her hand

>>174522687
Traynor

going through the OT, now going to play ME3, any mods I should install?

>>174522687
Liara, Traynor or Kaiden. Since Jacob fucked off you're not locked in to anybody.

The main thing is that it locks out Garrus.

>>174522730
>>174522885
>>174522921
Christ, what a great selection.

>>174522912
Just the Extended Cut dlc

Udina, Tann, Addison, Sloane, Spenders.

Of all these which one is the biggest shit in the Mass Effect series?

>>174522912
Leviathan made the ending seem less shit to me.

>>174521860
>>Two for Flinching
>>Say my Name
>For a ship, they're shit, they're better suited for guns.

In Halo ships are just big guns anyway

>>174522687
>Jacob
>his excuse is that he couldn't wait
It's never not funny.
>Let's create a reliable black guy
>Give him daddy issues
>his dad has become a sex fiend
>Jacob goes on to cheat and knock up another woman

>>174523132
Spenders

>>174523132
Spenders did nothing wrong. Udina got character assassinated because bioware are autistic. Tann did nothing wrong.

I was looking at some sites with some dubious data, in physical sales preorders alone EA sold 1.2M of MEA copies. Just letting you know since I am bored.

>>174523132
Udina's a huge asshole and the biggest fucking idiot of the lot of them

>>174523232
>Spenders did nothing wrong.
He armed a rebellion, tried to start a war between the nexus and krogan and sabotaged the jobs of people around him.

>>174523132
Udina got fucked by bad writing
Tann is in the right once you see all the incompetent assholes he's had to put up with,
Addison's a repeated fuckup but she stops being a cunt eventually
Sloane's a cunt until you help her or she dies
Spenders doesn't count because he's right about the Krogan
The real shit is Liam's family for firing a fucking car into space that's eventually going to fuck up somebody's day.

>>174523350
As I said. Nothing wrong.

>>174523426
What if it hit Harbinger in the face?

>>174523589
Hell of a shot

>>174522041
Well whos fault is that?

>>174522687
>playing FemShep
>romancing Jacob
You disgust me.

>>174522912
For a first time, none. Get all the DLCs. Second time around, get an ending mod.

>>174523161
True enough.

>>174523132
Udina.

>>174523180
Jacob is the worst character in the series behind Liam and Allers.

>>174523646
My kike draw/editfag for leaving me out to dry until saturday

>>174523646
Liam is good until he gets in the Nomad. It's like he's a completely different dude.

I blame Mac.

>>174523132
Udina got the stannis treatment so he doesnt count so I will go with spenders

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Does 1.05 fix the missing weapons and armor shit?

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>>174516924
>tfw remembering Vetra's dialogue with Drack on the Tempest where she talks about raising her sister as a young smuggler and mercenary
>talks about how Sid got scared when she realized that there was nothing behind the walls when they were living on a small ship for some time
>Vetra held her sister all night every night for the two months they were living there until she could comfortably fall asleep
>Vetra says Sid probably doesn't remember because she was so little, Drack remarks that you need to hold on to memories like that otherwise no one will

Vetra really has no business being as cute she is. I want to cuddle her, kiss her, and tell her I'll always be there for her.

I want to captain a Dreadnought!

>>174524919
Nope. Tier 8 is missing still.

>>174525026
You'd crash it

>>174525026
I really like the design of the alliance dreadnaughts

>>174525534
If the Asari ones all look like the Destiny Ascension I prefer them.

>>174525605
probably the same design, just smaller

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why scars look so shit ingame?

>>174526095
600yrs in cryo and you get herpies the 1st day out

>>174526095
graphics settings, anon?

>>174526095
>sending a cannibal on the human ark

>>174526095
How did she get that scar?

>>174526296
Scott cock slapped her

>>174516405

Hey if I knew for sure he wouldn't kill me because he's a psychotic murdering alien, I'd let that turian xenomorph fuck me in the ass and then cuddle until we fall asleep every night.

>>174526296
>What is a character creator

>>174526387
Did she like it?

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>>174526095
That's not Sara.

>>174526238
everything medium but texture quality high, FXAA and texture filtering ultra

>>174526492
I think you will only notice better textures if you bump your resolution to something better than 720p

>>174526467
No it mangled her face and she needed surgery

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>>174525605
>>174525761
All asari dreadnoughts look like the Destiny Ascension, albeit the DA is a fair amount bigger than all dreadnoughts in ME. All other asari ships look the same, but without the chimney on top. Pic is a typical asari ship.

>>174526492
I find that bumping texture quality to ultra is worth it for better face textures. The performance hit can be somewhat compensated by reducing post processing.

>>174526834
Those are cruisers. The ship that you see in the citadel dlc when the Asari discover the Citadel looks more like the Ascension.

>>174520139
I want to watch old turian action movies with Vetra and see her awkwardly glance at me when the anti-human racial slurs start being thrown around.

>>174526625
She still needs surgery.

>>174524923
It's as much Drack as it is Vetra

>>174527040
>ywn powerfuck Vetra when the Shanxi liberation scene starts