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>Kill giant crab
>Drops sword
but why?
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The sword is his severed claw.
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>kill mouse
>drops halberd
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>>377419792
because someone challenged the crab, stuck the sword on the shell, beaten due to lost weapon, and you beat the giant crab, looted the sword that stuck on the shell.
mystery solved.
who the fuck would pay 11,700 £ for a package?
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>>377419731
>who
Stupidity in a human body.
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>>377419731
As far as I know the more expensive ones are bought by groups of people and split up or piloted by multiple people.
(i have not bought anything related to it)
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>An ancient evil is narcoleptic
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>An ancient evil is alcoholic
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>An ancient evil is bulimic.
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>An ancient evil has chosen option A.
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Who the fuck designs these things? Is this really the best hdmi port they could put on the PS4? Why do I need to fondle my cable like a vagina just to get basic video output?
Fuck sony. Their designers are literally nyggers, the meme is true.
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Works on my machine ^_^
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works for me
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>>377419375
Won't last long. The thing is connected by an invisible hand
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>Walking the streets with friends/siblings/parents
>Imagine in my head we're in a JRPG and we all have different fighting styles and skills
>Have the FFVII overworld theme playing in my head
>Imagine any animals or people that walk past were random battles
Does anyone else do this?
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Have you imagined Kat from Gravity Rush as your wife and Spike from Ape Escape as your son, while also having sex with them as a family tradition?
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I used to when I was like...10 or 12?
I remember having fantasies like that or daydreaming
then I got into tabletop rpg and it became a safe way to release and develope those things
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What are some games where I can play as a ninja?
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>>377419134
Red Ninja
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>>377419134
Ninja Gayden.
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Why does everyone say it has shit writing?
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To get (you)s
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Because it's not Ape Escape 4
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>>377419062
IT'S A MEME YOU DIB
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raep
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Take pictures of her feet.
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>>377419501
>implying you can
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What games have great attention to detail?
I played nuPrey and this is what happens if you pick male protagonist.
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>>376724904
And when you pick female protagonist.
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>>376724904
wait, do americans really stand to pee in their own homes?
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:o
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Humble Bundle leftovers thread:
XCOM: Enemy Unknown
FN7MT-YZ2FF-IHBP9
Pid
20KKM-NH2T3-I5Z29
Fallen Enchantress: Legendary Heroes
https://www.humblebundle.com/gift?key=x27zek8KPDFx7NbT
LOST PLANET 3
https://www.humblebundle.com/gift?key=k7rBuhSNAWB7E7hN
Gunstar Heroes, Renegade Ops & Viking: Battle for Asgard
FERFE-9RVWW-GIVMN
SHIPLORD
JMTVY-MCTZH-Z87ZC
2064: Read Only Memories
https://www.humblebundle.com/gift?key=UyKXYfVAPtkqS3Zb
Cibele
https://www.humblebundle.com/gift?key=6R3fbkTp8C2r7Vnn
The Beginner's Guide
https://www.humblebundle.com/gift?key=kY5DtrAZZcFZnDPC
Spaera (Early Access)
https://www.humblebundle.com/gift?key=3DdzNn33CCpdS8MZ
Killing Floor
https://www.humblebundle.com/gift?key=F6C7MFZ8qrZZxb6N
Dangerous Golf
https://www.humblebundle.com/gift?key=X6WcvBPhRcqpf7DU
Epic Battle Fantasy 4
https://www.humblebundle.com/gift?key=hhPcRzM4H4v2uWUn
Windward
https://www.humblebundle.com/gift?key=MrWATBBRtYaVFqr5
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>FERFE-9RVWW-GIVMN
Thank you very much for the vidya
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>>377418695
Everything's already been taken. Damn it.
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>>377418695
I shouldn't ask this due to the whole 'if you have to ask then you can't do it' but how can a guy get girls like this ?
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Who would like to play with me? Currently at Undead settlement and haven't beaten the shit tree yet
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>>377418469
Are you enjoying the game?
I haven't played it yet
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>xbox one
>2017
it's really hard to belive you are a real person and not a ms shill.
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Congrats on buying the shitty version of 3.
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>bought myself ps4 pro
>finally, after all this wait, I can play Bloodborne
>put in the disk
>finally it starts
>rocky steady 30fps
How are people unironically okay with that? Even with the "Boost" mode its a literal joke. How are console pelbians okay with that? I don't even want to imagine how it's on ps3/ps4. Plus for online play you need to play in 2017.
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>>377418372
need to pay whoops
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>>377418372
It could run higher but fromsoft won't patch it to.
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Get used to it until people figure out that they cant lock important gameplay elements to FPS. I still remember the port of Valkyria Chronicles for the PC where the increased framerates caused all the guns to fire 2-4 times faster increasing the damage output. It also made the tank unable to roll up a 20 degree hill.
When you lock shit to framerates it fucks up shit when you change them.
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This game is SLOW as FUCK compared to Bloodbourne. Its like they thought
>hey, now that we got DS3 out of the way, lets us code something else that is finally new and worthy of the modern 2017 gamer platforms
I just beat Bloodboorne and am entering into Dark Souls 3 thinking that it would be a 'new and exciting experience', when this shit is simply just delayed and slow as FUCK!. There is no turning back from this amirate? I just simply have a dildo stuck into my asshole with knee socks on awaiting the American trap lover experience?
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yea, DaSIII is just BB lite pretty much. Worse levels, bosses, gameplay, weapons, music, art direction, etc. It was a pretty effective cash grab though. Low effort, but high reward
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>>377418362
Yes. It doesn't help that the enemies have infinite stamina and bosses can teleport from the other side of the arena instantly. It makes the main character slow as fuck.
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>>377418362
Now try dark souls 2 for giggles
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>when you get annoyed by the other player but finally get the chance to kill that annoying player.
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>>377418110
When you ironically make a For Honor thread you just instantly killed your own thread because for honor threads never survive past ten posts and no one ever talks about the game on here despite the updates and fixes
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All the samurai class are fucking annoying, was that what the devs were going for?
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>>377418512
Yup
Here is the full version that shows all the upcoming executions
https://youtu.be/P8bv_LBeSvY
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I demand an Ace Attorney thread NOW.
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What would you want from a switch game?
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>>377418648
Areboot
Bring back the hand drawn style, Maya as the main companion, and Edgeworth as the villian