What games have great attention to detail? I played nuPrey and

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>>376724904
And when you pick female protagonist.

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>>376724904
wait, do americans really stand to pee in their own homes?

:o

truly amazing innovation

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>>376724956
neat

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>>376724904
>>376724956
>TFW you live alone and still put the toilet seat back down after pissing
I'VE BEEN INDOCTRINATED BY JEWISH WOMAN CONSPIRACIES
HELP ME BROS
SAVE MEEEEEEEE

Dead Rising 1 in general is full of nice little details, too bad they fucked everything up in the new one

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>>376725008

>>376724904
>>376724956
thats some cutting edge technology right there

>>376724904
so male morgan never took a shit?

>>376725409
>Dead Rising 1 in general is full of nice little details
Mind listing them?

>>376725356
i do that too but mostly because i know im gonna take a shit the next time i have to use the bathroom

>>376725568
Ok what game

>>376725356
>>376725719
You should always put the seat and lid down when you flush. That's why the lid fucking exists.

I pee sitting down.

>>376725743
Prey

>>376725356
Mom always used her master bath while the three of us boys used the hallway to piss, so no one in my family was forced into the habit of putting the seat down.

>>376725743
System Shock in space

>>376725808
You only put the sea down if you want to sit on the toilet.

GTA IV and V are packed with amazing little details

>>376725905
Assuming you flush after pissing, you should put the lid down. Flushing sprays toilet water all over the room unless it's covered.

>>376725008
Every non-cucked male with functional body is doing this.

>>376725996
That's what my ass is for.

>but then you'll get shit particles all over your ass

That's what the shower's for.

>>376725996
we are talking with kids who don't clean up their own toilet though. They have no idea.

>>376725996
thats why you sit when you pee and take a shit.
your fat asscheeks and thighs block water from spraying out

>>376725008
>plating vidya
>need to pee
>lol let me waste a fuckton of gaming time while I sit like a girl instead of peeing in seconds and rushing back to the thing that matters

Hey can we can stop fucking talking about toilets and bodily functions in this thread and actually discuss attention to detail in games?

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>>376726121
>Flushing while still sitting

>>376725356
Jokes on you bitch, I sit down to pee.

>>376725743
bioshock 2

>>376725008
Sometimes I forget Europe's female overlords force men to pee sitting down so they don't stain their decorative rugs.

that's the kind of attention to detail i love in games, just makes the world and characters a bit more real, which is ironic considering the plot of prey

>>376725996
Only industrial toilets do that.

>>376726217
>not giving your ass cheeks a mini shower
do you like being dirty?

>>376724904
Isn't that sexist?
Shouldn't all toilets be unisex in 2030?

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What the fuck are you guys talking about?

>>376726414
What the fuck is a unisex toilet, a metal tube you insert into your anus and shit directly into?

>>376726338
Literally every toilet does that to different extents. You just can't see the water droplets flying out.

>>376725795
Game?

>>376726162
But I've actually mastered the sit-turn and pull trousers down routine where I can actually now piss quicker than standing up. There's no margin for error when sitting down too, you can set the flow to maximum without pissing all over your bathroom.

I strongly advise getting into it, it's definitely well worth your time.

Please flush the toilet every time you use it!

>>376724956
>female uses shampoo
>male doesn't
Ok

>>376726563
Most toilets nowadays are low-flow shit that takes its sweetass time swirling down the drain.

>>376726685
untrue

I often pee sitting down, because I usually also have to fart and don't like farting in my clothes.

Who else?

I don't get it. I always sit down to pee.

>>376726183

>2017
>not using hyperpropelled glass cleaner

shiggy diggy it's like you want your windows to be dirty

>>376726637
i have been doing the same and it's really quicker you can go full blast from the start

I sit down to pee so I can browse 4chan at the same time like I'm doing right now.

>>376726627
Squad

Its being shilled a lot by the same guy,
bare in mind hes cherrypicking webms and most of your gameplay will be walking/driving (if youre lucky) long distances to get to your team and join in shooting at bushes in the hope theres an enemy in there

>>376724956
Female Morgan doesn't have shit all over the toilet because she tried to hover over the seat.

>>376726538
That would be a no-wipe toilet. Sounds neat.

Is it down to pee through my morning wood so I don't have to worry about peeing everywhere but the toilet

>>376726183
goddamnit i saw him picking up the cleaner and expected some neat shit like being able to wash the blood off the floor
nope, just the world's highest pressure cleaning spray
what a load of shit

>>376727052
When I wake up the first thing I do is immediately go in the shower, so I just piss in the shower.

>>376726681
maybe his shampoo is in the cupboard
i used to live with 3 women and they'd always leave their fucking shampoo in the shower where it collects old water and makes shit moldy rather than putting them in the bathroom cabinet like a smart person

>>376727052
How do you fit your boner in the toilet though?

Wait, why wouldn't you sit down to pee in your own home?

It takes like .1 of a second more to pull your pants down more, and you get a much more reliable, comfy experience.

Same applies when your out and about, anyway. I'll always take the privacy of a stall over a urinal anyday.

>>376726681
I don't use shampoo. They're all the same fucking product, I use body wash for everything, hair, body, balls, ass. Hell I've used handwash before and I swear it felt and smelt nicer than some body washes.

>>376727401
You have to put your ass all the way at the back of the toilet lid, so it's as if you're sitting on the back of the toilet seat giving your dick more room.

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>>376727428
I don't associate anything in the bathroom as comfy. Taking more effort to do anything in there needs some sort of benefit, and if comfy is the only thing you can come up with then there's my argument against your question.

I take like 2 minutes to shit, and I piss like 5-6 times a day. I don't like hanging out in the bathroom like a fucking weirdo.

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>>376725008
Where are you from, anon?

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>>376727262
>pissing in the shower
scum

>>376727667
>Posts redditfrog to top it all off

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DON'T BE GROSS. DON'T DO GROSS THINGS.

>Piss in the shower
>Leaving your piss in the toilet
>Hanging out in the bathroom with your GBASP for 50 minutes as you tease your turd out

GROSS

>>376727698
It's only getting washed away to the same drains, what's the problem?

>>376724904
Literally what's the fucking point? How the fuck can you miss the fucking toilet unless you are shitface drunk?

>>376725564
>judo throwing a zombie makes you tear their arm off and gives you a hunk of meat
>hunk of meat can be dropped/thrown to attract zombies
>suplexing a zombie lets you throw them at zombies behind you
>covering zombies faces be it a mask or a liquid makes them stumble blindly
>frying pan can be heated up at a burner and used to burn zombie faces
>breaking mannequins lets you pick up their individual body parts
>meat and pizza can spoil and give Frank an upset stomach for a bit
>kicking heavy objects makes Frank stub his toe and hold it for a second
>all doors can be opened and closed allowing you to hit zombies with them
>spraying windows and throwing light things at windows does nothing while throwing heavy objects shatters them
>plates and cd cases can be thrown and disappear one at a time from Frank's hand as they're thrown
>throwing liquids at signs with glass over them makes the splatter hover over the picture a bit to make it look like there's glass
>servbot head realistically reflects the environment around it
>shooting metal in the environment gives off a different sound
>spitting on survivors enough times will turn them hostile
>all clocks around the game move to accurately show the time
>fully working mirrors
All gone in Dead Rising 4

>>376727682
They're right except for the part about shaking off, why wouldn't you do it while seated? Or even grab a sheet of paper and wipe it out?

>>376727803
Of those things, pissing in the shower is the least gross to me. It's sterile and gets washed directly down into a sewage line anyway.

Pissing on the toilet and letting it dry is gross, and taking hours to shit is annoying to other people.

>>376727794
i am DISGUSTED

>>376725356
>not pissing in the sink
What a pleb.

>>376727883
>How the fuck can you miss the fucking toilet unless you are shitface drunk?
Foreskin if you don't peel it back when pissing has a mind of it's own sometimes.

>>376727698
>>376727803

>not peeing in the shower

I mean, if you're just peeing without the water running, then yeah that's gross. But getting out of the shower purely to pee in the toilet is a waste of time and water.

>>376727950
I'm not sticking my dick into the toilet bowl to piss.

>>376728014
UGH! This thread is makn me puke

Pull back your foreskin every time... don't come at me with arguments about efficiency either just don't.

In Uncharted 4 you can see some guy painting the side of his building.

Later in the game it will be painted completely.

>>376728023
This. Time efficiency too.

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>>376727698
>he doesn't piss in the shower
>even when you don't even need to take a shower, saving you from having to literally flush money down the toilet

>>376727950
It's not cleaner, when you sit to piss you just spray the underside of the toilet seat with piss splashback. You still have to clean your toilet and the area around it. Sitting instead of standing isn't going to relieve you of this duty.

You want to see something gross? Go to a house where about 3 or 4 girls live and lift up the toilet seat, the underside is disgusting 9 times out of 10.

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>>376728014
>there are people who don't pull their foreskin when taking a piss
Christ.

>>376728116
I thought "painting the side of his building" was a euphemism until I read the second line.

>>376727385
who fucking does this?

>>376728334
I have a small shelf/rack for shampoo/shower gel etc just under the shower head where water can't get to. Is this acceptable?

how do i avoid pee pee spray?

it's not foreskin, either. i think the pee hole gets stuck together. but i dont wanna fiddle with my willy at the urinals-- what do?

>>376728050
Clean your toilet every now and then and it doesn't matter if your dick touches the cool porcelain. I suppose I'm uncut though, so it's more comfy to rest your dick on things.

>>376727009
>That would be a no-wipe toilet. Sounds neat.

those are called bidets you uneducated moron

>>376728504
Stop fapping before pissing.

>>376725356
I put the seat, and lid down so when I flush piss and shit particles are spread around the bathroom less.

My ex though I did it to spite her, there is now winning

>>376728473
yes, of course
but anon and his fucking cabinet? that's just unnecessary work

>>376728504
Use your hand and wash properly
T. Indian
C'mon, it's fucking sterile.

>>376725743
Shilling Revengeance.

>>376724904
>>376724956
cool touch tbqh

>>376728504
Just piss in the shower or sit down. Take spray out of the equation anon.

When I pull back my foreskin while pissing, the piss stream is so strong it could fucking break glass

>>376727803
I heard of people pissing in the sink and jumping in the shower to wash their asshole before wiping.

Who the fuck actually cares? Are you watching these people do these things? You're cucked beyond redemption. Probably from the EU or some shit.

>>376728585
Shut up, fag.

>>376727682
But sitting down to pee is harmful for your prostate.

>>376726936
Thanks, anon

>>376726746
are you me?

>>376727954
>>376728023
>>376729092
you can piss just before the shower, retards

>people ITT actually sit down to piss

haha holy fucking shit you peoples are nu-males, no wonder /v/ is so fucking shit and tumblr these days

>>376729684
Why not just jump in the shower instead?

>>376729684

>piss just before the shower
>flush the toilet
>shower temperature is fucked

Not to mention this assumes that you aren't already in the shower before the need arises.

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>>376729684
>not peeing in the shower

>>376729767
>>376729872
>>376729898
this is gross af

do you shit in the shower too??

>>376730001
Shit isn't made of water

>>376729684
What you mean like stand outside the shower and piss into it?

>>376729872
>not pissing and shitting right before you shower so you are clean for the most of the day

>>376730001
>do you shit in the shower too??
I'm not insane. I don't get why taking a pee in the shower is wrong..

>>376725356
You're supposed to put the lid down so your urine and fecal germs don't get all over everything in your bathroom.

>>376725568
Is there a reason you can't jump over the glass into that room?

>>376730446

There's security bars that are too close together to fit between.

>>376727803

I live with my gf but we have seperate bathrooms, I only flush for solids, flushing just pee is a waste of water.

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> taking a shit
> forget to push penis to face down inside bowl
> pee starts coming out
> it goes through between the seat and the bowl
> get pee on your underwear, pants and legs

>>376730329

Such a bullshit feminist claim (or whatever party). The amount of fecal matter that's blown around is roughly 1% of what's on somebody's hand AFTER washing. Yes I cannot deny the claim is true, however it's grossly exaggerated.

>>376727698
Even my mom pees in the shower
Don't ask me how I know this

>>376732823
That happened to me before, thank god I was home at the time.

Lots of Germans in this thread. They are known for pissing while sitting.

>>376724904
>>376724956
It took me like 5 minutes to notice it wasn't the shampoo but the toilet seat being up.

>>376725546
You sit down to shit qweer? You fucking woman

>>376733287
Half German half Spanish from Argentina reporting in.
We pee standing up.
End of message.

>>376726254
Once you move out of your parents' place and mommy won't be here to clean up after you, you'll quickly realize how filthy and smelly your toilets are when you piss standing up.

>playing Max Payne 2
>been watching TV in it for 15 minutes

I love /v/ you can click on a thread that is vidya related, scroll to the middle of said thread and it will invariably be something completely else.
>People arguing about pissing and shitting in the shower
If that were not bad enough the thread itself would eventually be pruned by one of the downs mods and the one who made the thread banned

I always sit down to pee. It's comfier.

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>>376732823
>Push penis face down inside the bowl
>piss so hard the pee still sinks to your underwear and pants

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>>376733515

>>376728632
>picking up a bottle and moving it 3 feet is 'unnecessary work'
no wonder your generation is so fucked

>>376726183
This skips the part about DR1 having glass cleaner harmlessly hit glass. It's like a 15minute video of DR1 TECHNOLOGY vs antitechnology of later entries. It's pretty cool, but very sad

>>376733287
Pretty sure everyone who's male pisses while standing.

My friend told me a story once about how their roommate (girl) shat in the shower and it clogged the drain

>>376733662
I sometimes wonder if my penis is too short and that's why this happens... if it hung all the way down to the water I wouldn't have this problem.

>>376734210
My monster shits get stuck in the toilet sometime. Takes a lot of flushes to finally push it through.

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>>376734210
>shitting in the shower
I'll accept pissing, but shitting? That's fucking disgusting.

>>376726183
this is DR4 from that CrowbCat vid, in DR1 you could actually use the glass cleaner

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>>376724904
>What games have great attention to detail?

>I played nuPrey and this is what happens if you pick male or female protagonist.

>>376725564

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUxJpDtg0Bs

>>376725795
Should have listened to Sun Tzu

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>>376733104
you can't just post something like this and not give us more details

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>all the posters conplaining about their dick touching the toilet water/bowl sitting down
>tfw I don't know that feel

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>>376725848
you pissed in the hallway? what the fuck anon?!

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>>376725008
not only americhachos, cabron, but the rest of the christianic world (mooslims are surprisingly picky about their hygiene, so they do it, sitting on the toilet). Except for swedes - they prefer to just piss in the sink and keep the lid down all the time

>>376725795
Holy fuck

Is that ARMA

>>376728081
>>376728249
Wait. You're supposed to pull your foreskin back when you pee? Why did nobody ever tell me this? I never understood why everyone always expected me to wash my hands after i piss. I would just pull my underwear down and let me dick flop out on its own before going

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>Sit down to piss
>Flush my dick down the toilet

Fucking shit every goddamn time

>>376726871
>>376726637
This, pissing sitting is just so much faster. Not even Swedish. Standing piss is has a very high skill ceiling to reach maximum efficiency, otherwise you have to throttle.

Pissoirs are still the fastest though

>>376725008
I started peeing sitting down after I had eye surgery and couldn't see for a few days, it's probably less hassle overall

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>>376734923
probably just stumbled upon it or some shamed wank.

You would be better served to just search for "incest" tag on pornhub or something.

>>376727164

this

what a shit game

>>376726158
What the fuck, if I flushed sitting down it'd go all over my dick

>tired as fuck
>decide to sit while pissing one day
>dick tip touches toilet bowl

NEVER AGAIN

>>376732823
This happened to me a 3rd time recently and it was in the middle of the night. I was like holy fuck, I'm just trying to take a normal god damn piss and now its all over the floor. I thought it would never happen again after the first time.

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>thread about small details in a game has most replies being about piss

I fucking love this board

>>376724904
>>376724956
The toilet shrinks in size? Woah

>>376728014
>having foreskin
pathetic goyim

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>>376732823
>taking a shit
>push dick down
>tip of dick rubs against the rim of the open apart of the seat
>its always fucking freezing
its fucking gross too

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>>376735751

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>>376725356
>tfw you have learned the super sekrit art of peeing with the seat down

Feels good being a "good" guy.

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>>376732823
> taking a shit
> push penis to face down inside bowl
> it touches the shit in the toilet and now i have sticky, warm feces all over my dick

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>>376724904
The blood flick from Ninja Gaiden. I cant be assed to go look for footage of it and make webm but it's an amazing little detail that i never see in other games and it is implemented in a really elegant way. It feels satisfying every time

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>>376735350
>You would be better served to just search for "incest" tag on pornhub or something.

yes, but hearing about it from anon and using my imagination to fill the blanks gets me harder

>>376735515

Look at this faggot and his stealth "i got a 12 inch dick flacid" bragging

>dick so big when flaccid that I have to use my hand to push it down so it won't touch the cold-ass bowl

>>376727682
>sweden

why im not surprised

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>When you go pee but dick is flaccid and the piss doesn't come out in force so you pretty much have to shift your hips directly over the toilet so it doesn't dribble down onto the floor.

Pic unrelated.

>thought i was coming into a cozy vidya details thread
>It's a bunch of facebook posts about toilet etiquette

Go fuck yourselves. It's literally impossible to talk about videogames in this cesspool anymore

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Whoever invented this should be shot. You can't piss standing without getting it all over the bathroom and if you're constantly risking getting shit all over your junk when sitting.

The only redeeming quality of these is that you can cut your shit with your jetstream, but that's neither productive, nor worth cleaning feces off of your buttcheeks.

Am I the only person on this planet who closes the lid after using the toilet?

>>376736051
>it touches the shit in the toilet

how big is your dick anon?

>>376733473
No him, but do you miss the toilet or something?

>>376737065
Yes, that's kinda wierd, noone really does that, except maybe cleaning maids in top hotels.

I understand that the lid is expected, but really it's only meant as a stool for crying women or people snorting coke, which is a large enough audience to make it a core feature of the toilet.

>>376727927

Dead Rising 1 is one of the best zombie games ever created. I am so glad that it got a remaster and PC port. DR2:OtR pretty damn good too.

>>376737432
I do it too, but that's a sign of weakness. Just pull rub your foreskin up and down a couple of times. It's like a seal, gets all excess piss on the top, where it forms a big drop and and is easily shaken off. It's all proven technology.

I love how Americans never consider putting the fucking toilet lid down. You all are disgusting animals. I hope you enjoy getting shit and piss particles drifting through the air

>>376725008
Hans is that you?

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>>376737887
>flinging your piss all around the room

>>376727954
Urine is not sterile. If you clean your dick nozzle perfectly and piss into a Petri dish, there will be bacterial growth.

>>376736994
those earn at least 50 points for rectifying the ass water splashing after every particularly heavy dump.

>>376735973
>low center of gravity
its all in the knees anon.

>>376737432
I do this as well. Is this not common?

>>376737432
While I agree with this chart, I once read a book written from the point of view of an autistic teenager and he did #4.
Better get yourself checked anon

>>376738023
You know it could be rectified just a steep slope, right? It would even deflect piss into the bowl. It's literally a woman's tool of taming the man.

>>376738023
I always drop some toilet paper in just to nullify any splashing that happens from heavy loads.

>>376738260
Oh fuck

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>>376733662

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>>376734916
Don't worry anon, I get that reference.

>>376737936
do you not flush your toilet when you're done using it or something?
do you not clean your toilet regularly?

>>376738349

>Wake up and go take a piss
>Shoots out in a Y stream
>Mess every where

Some times, life is rough.

>>376734916
heh

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>>376736051
pic related is anon's dick

>>376730446
It's a security office. There are steel bars to stop anyone from doing that exact thing.

>>376735973
Sit on the seat after you do this sometime. You're getting pee under the rim of it and when you sit down it gets on your legs.

>>376739209
where's he're's balls??

>>376725008
>wanting to touch butts with your family

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>>376725568
You can also use the arc of the darts to hit buttons.

>>376739437

You're going to when you have to take a shit, so it doesn't matter

>squatting over toilet

>>376725008
>not peeing in the sink to save time AND water
shiggydiggy

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>stand peeing
>don't want to touch my dick with my germ-covered hand because of my OCD
>piss all over my balls

My dick isn't even small, I just have huge low hanging balls. It's a blessing and a curse. Actually just a curse because they make my average dick look tiny as fuck and riding my bike is very uncomfortable.

>>376725808

Fucking THIS. It's the thing on every toilet that stops the whirlwind of shit and/or piss from throwing germs all over your bathroom.

>>376739730
Do you blow huge loads?

>>376739730

im a germaphobe too i pee sitting down and wash my hands for 15 minutes

>>376739730
You know normal people wash their hands thoroughly after taking a piss so as to avoid this scenario by... using their hands... right?

>>376737727
How did they release a remaster that solid and then shit out the dog turd that is DR4 right after

>>376739730
Then wash your hands before?

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>>376733998
>criticizing a whole generation because anon doesn't put all his shampoo bottles away in a cabinet after using it.

You could save close to $10USD a year by just pissing outside.

That's almost en entire amiibo.

Do the right thing, piss outside or down your drain.
Give an amiibo a home.

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what kind of spineless pussies are you people
seriously?
>OH NO A LITTLE BIT OF PEE SPLASHED UP!
kill yourselves, pansies, you are a bunch of effeminate women

>>376727969
This. Think of all the water you save by pulling crane open and close compared to flushing 5-10 litres of water just for pee.

Pee in sink is patrician

>>376727969
>>376740283
>>376739718
my niggers

>>376740201
>I'M SO MANLY I ONLY PEE IN ONE WAY BECAUSE AUTISM MY DAD DRILLED IN ME.
Your dad was shit.

The best ways to pee are as follows

1. Standing a cold porch at night into some bushes at 3 am. Stretching your limbs while you do it, leaning on a wall.
2. Sitting down tired in the morning.
3. Anything else.

>>376725008
>tfw urinary retention
>usually sit down on the toilet just to pee because I know I'm gonna be there a while

>>376740283
Just wait until you see how much shit starts growing and clogging that sink up forever after you've peed in it a few times. It'll take 6 months to fully clog the sink then re-clog it every time you clean it out within a month or two.

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>>376737092
>>376739209
the better question is "what is bigger? the shit mound or my dick"

>>376739945
I still have jizz stains on the wall about 3 feet high above my pillow from jacking it in my bed.

>>376740008
I'm not concerned about getting dick bacteria on my hands. Reread my post.

>>376740078
I already wash my hands too often because of said OCD and it's caused my hands to become dry as fuck so I try to minimize hand-washing.

>>376740479
What the hell are you drinking that your piss clogs your fucking drain

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I don't know how to use the toilet seat. When I need to sit on the toilet I just sit on the rim of the bowl.

>>376739945
>>376740534
Is there a correlation between low-hanging balls and loads? I shoot pretty far too.

>>376740726
I was more angling on his stating he has big balls. Them hanging low is just a result of their weight, which itself is a result of their size.

I'm really surprised by how good Prey seems to be

I expected it to be a shitty cash in B-game, but it's actually legit.

>>376740479
It's okay to be a manlet. Just use a stepping ladder and you can join us too.

What the actual fuck happened to this thread?

Reminder that squatting on the toilet when taking a shit is the most patrician thing to do

>>376740917
Indians, trying to understand the ways of white man.

>Not sitting down to take a piss ponder

>>376738023
enjoy taking a huge dump one day and having your ass checks french kiss the huge turd you just dropped

>>376734827
I feel like people who complain about mirrors are lacking a fundamental understanding of videogame rendering.

>>376740726
Balls can only hang low if they are heavy like that other Anon said. Big balls produce more sperm so I guess there's a correlation.

>>376738260
Been dabbing my dick my whole life and I'm fine.

>>376741090
But old as fuck games have working mirrors.

>>376740897
Um excuse me, we're trying to have a proper defecation discussion here?

>>376738260
I do the dab and I've been diagnosed with ASD.
Whatever the fuck that means.

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>>376727682
>women will never feel the joy of peeing while standing

no wonder they develop penis envy and become man hating feminists lmao

>>376725356
T H I C C

>>376741315
Exactly

Old as fuck games

Rendering has changed

>>376726746
me too. peeing while sitting is like auto aim.

>>376741836
aviable ressources and processing power changed too

>>376725808

this, why don't women understand this?

or men...

>>376742082
Not in the same way. Most games back in the day would render the entire scene twice.

>>376742148
yeah, aviable money and processing power multiplied by tenthousands of percents, while graphic fidelity only increased by hundreds of percents

>>376725795
Is this realistic? I don't know whats happening

>>376742343
You're an idiot

>>376742351
Rocket launcher has backblast which killed the friendly behind him

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>>376726401

>>376742351
backblast

>>376737220
You do realize that your pee splashes all around the bowl and its edges when you pee standing up, right?

But hey, if you enjoy your piss so much, who am I to stop you.

>>376733035
>The amount of fecal matter that's blown around is roughly 1% of what's on somebody's hand AFTER washing
I'm gonna need some source on this

>"Well it does blow shit around but not as much!"
m8

>>376727385
If you're not going through your soaps fast enough you're not clean enough.

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>tfw my gf peed in my trash can last night because she and I just had sex and she was too embarrassed to leave my room and walk past my folks to go use the toilet
I don't get how a woman so beautiful could be so goddamn animalistic

>oh cool, what's going on in this attention to detail thread thread?
>"I dab the tip of my penis with toilet paper for maximum cleanliness"

>>376742343
>tenthousands of percents,

>>376732823
>taking a shit with a hardon
>Push penis down forcefully
>touches the inside of the bowl
>absolutely disgusting
>on top of that pee won't come out until the erection recedes

>>376743259
>he doesn't

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>>376742351

This thread started so nice and ended up a shit hole fucking christ

>>376743002
It doesn't unless you have a tiny cucklet bowl.

>>376726183
are any of the Dead Risings worth a play?

>>376741610
>watch Predator
>first half is 10/10 all i could ask for
>second half is 5/10 boring cliche bullshit i hate watching when will it be over this isn't fun all the camaraderie is gone arnold is just going to fuck up this alien somehow even though he could be killed a billion different ways by him in the time it takes him to come up with this elaborate bullshit
Worst Arnold.

>>376732690
"Waste" all the god damn water you want, it's infinite. Anyway, your urine is not actually sterile and leaving it to fester will discolor your toilet bowl, which IS finite.

>>376743512
It can't splash if you're a tiny manlet, I guess.

>>376725008
Yes we do standing while pissing is the most manly thing a freedom loving American can do.

>toilet water doesn't come up enough
>even if you sit all the way back on the nice large seat your turds fall halfway onto the bowl
>they're a sticky mess and you need to flush, quickly lift up the lid, and wipe it down before the toilet fills up again
REEEEE

>>376744227
All you need is a normal bowl and not being retarded.

>>376739113
>kindergarten
>private school
>boys bathroom is two sinks and two toilets
>there's no "stalls" or doors or anything
>teacher sends you two at a time for bathroom break
>kid asks why my pee goes in two different directions
i still have no idea

>>376725356

Of course I put the seat down after I piss. Need to keep the cats out of the toilet.

>>376743546
DR1, DR2, and DR2: OTR are all worth a play

Off the Recond is DR2 DLC that replaces the protag Chuck with Frank the protag from the first game with some more new stuff

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>>376744594
>He didn't train his cats to shit in the toilet

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>>376732823
>Taking a shit
>Push dick down
>Thinking about a crush
>Suddenly hardon
>Dick is painfully wedged underneath the edge of the toilet seat
FUCK

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>>376744781
>it is so large you need to tuck it a bit in or it touches the water

>>376725356
>Be stupid kid
>Be afraid of getting flushed down the toilet
>Close seat every time before flushing
>Habit lingers into adulthood

>>376744717
>have shitty buttons on top cat can't push to flush
better than when he learned to use the lever flush at the old apartment, he'd just god damn do it all the time. can't just close the bathroom to him either or he'll shit anywhere but the toilet

>>376727524
as a chemist, I can tell you're retarded and only lucky you're not regretting this life decision.

>>376745210
My cats do this with doors ever since one figured out how to open them and taught the others. They open the door when I'm on the toilet, in the shower, any time they see a closed door.

>>376744594
I caught my cat trying to drink out of the toilet.
I accidentally scared her and she jumped straight up and fell in.

I had to give her a bath at like, midnight.

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>>376744781
>It touches the cold toilet

>>376736946
how small is your fucking dick?

>>376728023
>>376728123
>claims he is saving water
>is wasting hot water the whole time while he isn't cleaning himself as opposed to a set amount of cold water
Hell, if you are that environmentally concious then don't flush for #1. Doing it in the shower is stupid. You should do everything in your power to cut down your hot shower time.

>>376744717

No, they will shit in a box of granular absorbents like jesus intended them to.

>2 stream piss
>other hits the toilet
>knees are now wet with piss
Fucking hate this

>>376736994
those actually these days should only be used when you need to search your shit for stuff or need to submit it to a doctor. (hospitals, elderly homes, ...)
I can't shit in these. It's just so disgusting holy shit

>>376745669
>Don't flush for 1

Enjoy the smell of neet virgin piss.

>>376745669
>Don't flush for urine
Hey asshole you ever smelled modafinil pee? It's not something I want to smell any longer than it takes for me to piss and flush.

>>376742082
Games of today can't afford rendering a scene twice, they can barely keep up 30 fps on consoles.

>>376743002
You're horrible at pissing standing up. This is actually really sad.

>>376725008
>not pissing directly in the sink so you can wash your hands immediately after you are done.

>>376743206
did you at least rub her face in it afterwards to show her who's boss?

>>376745587
Depends. Isn't usually that small so I think they were cold days.

>>376745767
>>376745848
So then flush. That's the most damning thing about peeing in the shower, it is worse regardless. Wasting hot water is worse than cold water by a wide margin. Water has crazy heat capacity.

>>376746045
>Telling Americans to stop wasting anything

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>>376745742
>Going to bathroom
>No normal urinals, only pic related
>Hard on
>3 stream piss
>Guy next to me goes "DAMN"

>>376746127
I hope you gave a thumbs up to him

>>376736256
you can flick the blood off your weapon in Nioh and the blood will splatter onto surfaces

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>tfw when taking a steamy liquid shit while soaking in a hot bathtub
Feels fucking amazing, bros.

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>>376746215
I didn't say anything and ran away withouth even shaking my dick.

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>>376745541
Should have flushed it away.

>>376746127
Was he black? I'm imagining him as black.

>>376746127
>pissing in the sink
what the FUCK

I wanted a TECHNOLOGY thread, not this.

>>376746954
No he was a white chad. If he was black it would have been funnier.

>>376747084
It's a piss sink. I hate them because sometimes i confuse them with an actual sink, so i have to stop and think for a moment.

>>376747159
your parents wanted a son, not walking aids.
we don't always get what we want.

Do Americans really leave the toilet open all the time?

>>376746013
No but I made her take the trash out

>>376747419
Americans bathe their babies in the kitchen sink. Anything's possible with them.

>>376730523
>>376739297
You have to be english native to not fit inbetween

>>376725956
>amazing little details
in a world with literally nothing to do

We've got some sensitive boys here. If i'm in a rush, sure, i'll stand to pee. If not i'm sitting down. Why? Sitting down is OBJECTIVELY more comfortable. And it's hands free. While standing you've got your dick in your hands and you have to aim. Me? I sit, I can read a book, I can just fucking wave my hands around if I want to.
sitting > standing
chek urself fegs

>>376743774
Look at this pleb, he has worse taste than /tv/, very impressive indeed.

>>376748319
>I can read a book
How long does it take you to pee?

>>376745038
That's probably for the best. When you flush all sorts of shit and piss particles fly over the bathroom.

>>376748492
IT'S NOT A RACE. I CAN SIT DOWN AND ENJOY A READ-N-PEE FOR AS LONG AS I WISH.

>>376748319
The problem with sitting down is that you don't get to touch your penis much.

>>376743546

You want me to recommend one to you?

WEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLL

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>>376727698

>>376737432
So this is what Dabbing means?
Huh...

>>376749047
what is this picture trying to convey

>he pees in the toilet

why bother when there are perfectly good sinks to pee in?

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>>376748319
pull your balls out and let them rest on your pants and let your dick rest on your balls
there, hands-free

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>>376749047
>>376749316
Wait a fucking second, that's not my picture.

>Post about piss going down the toilet
>Get jews and canadians

>>376749005
HE AIN'T MY BOY BUT THE BROTHA IS HEAVY

good thred

>>376725356
>>376727969
>>376735973
>>376725719
>>376725808
>using the toilet
>not just taking a shit while you shower and stomping it down the drain

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>not shitting into your hand while showering and throwing it into the toilet

Easy cleanup, no paper wasted, and a fun activity to do while showering

Or get one of these bad boy combo units

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>>376732823
>just finished fapping
>take a shit
>start peeing
>cock is mid-hard enough to piss directly between the seat and bowl
>im pissing all over my pants and onto the floor
>i drop my phone into my shit while trying to adjust my penis

>>376749621
Shit thread

heh

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>>376750431
wat?

>>376750665
LMAO ubboated xDD

>>376750431
lmaod hard

>>376748650
uh oh, we got a sensitive boy here!

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>pissing for a good 5 seconds
>suddenly it starts forking and fucking PISS EVERYWHERE

WHY

HOW

>>376736931
when cuck means become reality

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>>376751162
>holding it in
>can't hold it any longer
>dashing to toilet or sink, anywhere that is closest
>manually hold foreskin to block it from coming out
>foreskin swelling as piss is beginnign to flood out
>botch release
>piss flies literally everywhere

>>376737432
>do no.4
>end up spending 10 minutes wiping as new piss droplets keep coming out

>>376751162
Roll the tip to open it up. Trust me.

>>376733473
I live with my dad because Vancouver is fucking expensive. He, somehow, manages to get more piss everywhere sitting down. So fuck off with your shit and learn to aim.

>>376752784
He's doing it because he wants you to move out, take the hint

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>>376749367

>>376726183
Can you pirate this yet?

>>376726637
This guy know's his peeing. My man

i bet you fuckers dont even wipe your dick after pissing.

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>>376743002
>your pee splashes all around the bowl and its edges when you pee standing up
You're assumedly an adult male who, for at least 18 years of his life, perhaps more, has not learned how to use his penis at all to do some basic aiming with it.

My god you are sad.