>cybernetic enhancements
>nanomachines
pick one
Nanomachines, son.
With nanos at least i can still look "normal"
fuck having a human body. full robot all the way
Am I going to hell for this?
>>381623062
No anon, go on..
>>381623062
th fuc is this and do we seee its poosie
>patch is needed for switch version to restore online mode and low resolution
>other platforms (pc, ps4, xbone) patched without issues
>switch patch has been ready for weeks
>blocked by nintendo due to size
>all this because nintendo's retarded decision of putting only 32gb (26gb free) in the switch
Good luck with that big 3rd-party support Nintendo!
>>381895063
While Nintendo's decisions are shit, in this case I can more or less agree with them. Why an update to restore online mode and low resolution should take fucking gigaoctets to download ? These fuckers should learn how to compress.
Is redownloading the whole game every time something minor gets changed an unreal meme?
This wasnt all that common last gen, now its almost standard.
>>381895063
Reminder that microsoft pulled the same shit with Payday 2
It's bs but don't go around acting like Nintendo is the only faggot doing this
>game is bad
>why?
>"min-maxing"
Min-maxing ruined Shogun 2 and Attila
>people have different opinions about a game than me
>I bitch about it on an online forum
>I'm clearly the sane one
>dude you're playing the game wrong
>why?
>you're not minmaxing
Pick your weapon, /v/
>>381894867
Bottom middle, black one is neat
>>381894867
The real question is why each and every of those are plagiarizing weapons from other games
heart sword, it has bonus to healing probably.
Why is the face matching minigame so impossible? Why is there so much incest in this game? Why do birds fly?
>Why is the face matching minigame so impossible?
Acquire skill.
WHY DO BIRDS
SUDDENLY APPEAR
EVERY TIME
YOU ARE NEAR
I don't know. But similar to the Amazing Atheist, I wouldn't mind if Magilou stepped on my balls
Why aren't you cracking a cold one with the boys and playing Melee right now?
i don't own melee
>>381894594
just get the rom hommie.
all you need is a 15 dollar gamecube controller adaptor for you pc.
>>381894451
im busy posting rehashed facebook memes my dude
Say hi to Mexican Mario
>>381894319
Hola
>>381894319
Wasn't Mario always Mexican?
>>381894319
Chinga tu madre
Imagine D.va was in Titanfall 2 lol
Is there a worse vidya crossover idea?
Crossover projects of any kind are a testament to their respective creators' creative bankruptcy.
Is this game any fun? I've been considering picking up a WiiU, but there aren't many titles I'd like to get with it.
I enjoyed it.
>>381893412
hacking a wii u is really easy so just become a piratefag instead of asking if some mediocre puzzle game is worth buying
It's alright. I've completed a couple of puzzles.
So... is gr00vyposting dead?
>>381893334
Maybe everyone finally realized it isn't Atari, but Infrogrames running the show
>>381893334
It died on a high note. It was groovy while it lasted brother
wait till console of the decade drops
>this guy exists
>Gilgamesh is still considered the strongest Servant
Fate is retarded mobage bullshit
>>381893165
who is the girl?
>>381893630
our daughter, vivian james
>realistic horsey mechanics
>realistic poni mechanics
>>381893127
realistic?
>realistic horse anatomy
What makes a good loading screen?
>>381892864
Good art, a loading bar. Fuck loading circles.
Hints that spoil things you haven't seen yet.
>>381892864
>tumblr
Canonically who is the strongest?
Master Hand/Crazy Hand
They aren't the real characters, they are animated figurines that are played with - the big ol' Hands are the kid's hand that is playing with the toys. Considering how a child can snap plastic toys, it's Master/Crazy Hand.From the pic it's probably Samus, firing alien-destroying laser and bombs shouldn't match with boomerangs or swords
>>381892593
Kirby, unironically
>>381892593
If I had to guess, Kirby, Mewtwo, & Game&Watch are probably the contenders.