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Are they really that bad/worse than the original trilogy?

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>mom wants to take me to the theater to see a movie as a birthday gift since she has a day off
>she asks me what movie i want to see and i tell her that she can choose
>she wants to see Guardians of the Galaxy 2
>i agree thinking that it was that new star wars movie i had heard about
>get to the theater in the local mall
>see the movie posters and realize i've made a mistake
>realize im about to see some kiddy movie about goofy aliens
>That star wars flick isn't even playing anymore
>mom buys our tickets and we go in to find some seats
>the theater is full of kids
>when we sit down mom smiles and hands me 20 dollars
>she tells me i can buy whatever snacks I want but asks if I can buy her a small diet coke as well
>i take the money and head out of the theater
>notice kong: skull island is starting soon as well
>use my moms money to buy a ticket to see kong along with the kong combo which includes large popcorn a large fountain drink and a bag of m&ms
>rush into Kong before it starts spilling some popcorn along the way
>only seats left are some shitty ones right in the front rows
>text my mom that i lost my ticket and that I will walk around the mall until her movie is done
>watch the movie and finish with a sore neck and an upset stomach
>check my phone to see that my mom had texted me back to tell me that she had bought me a new ticket for Guardians of the Galaxy 2 and that she has been waiting outside in the theater lobby looking for me
>leave my theater
>notice my mom sitting on a bench in the lobby looking at her phone
>try to blend in with the crowd of people that just left the same theater I was in and sneak into the nearby washrooms unseen
>text her back and apologize saying i didnt see the message
>tell her to meet me at the car
>wait a few minutes in the washroom and then leave and walk back to meet her at the car
>i ask her how the movie was
>she says she didnt see it because she was looking for me

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why do women like gore so much?

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Anyone else ever met any famous /tv/-related personalities, like actors or directors?

I met Tarkovsky in Sweden, went there with my fiance in 1985 and he was shooting Sacrifice near our hotel. When we approached the crew Tarkovsky looked at me then at my fiance and said in a broken English "The fuck you doing with this stupid cyka? Get with this dick or get raped you whore.", I was completely shocked and didn't know if he was joking so I stood in silence just not sure of what to say. Then the camera guy behind him spoke "Oh Andrei you found another offret?", "Yeah, this one looks like a complete dick head, his girlfriend is pretty zharkiy though, I'd fuck her asshole", "Oh yeah, maybe we should fill his girlfriend ass with offrets so she'd know how much of a offret he is". Right at that moment Tarkovsky jumped on my fiance and pulled her pants down, I tried to stop him but the camera guy jumped on me and held me down and started whispering in my ear "She's going to get the offret and you aint going to do nothing about it!", I watched on in horror as my fiance stared at me in the eyes as Tarkovsky undressed her and rammed his fingers up her ass, she was trying to scream but Tarkovsky just kept pushing her head down. Tarkovsky looked at me and mouthed the word "Offret", It was like a silent movie, I watched as Tarkovsky then proceeded to pull out his testicles and forcibly push them into her anus with his hands. The camera guy who was still holding me down started to squeal into my ear "She's getting the offret", he started to twist my nipple as far as it could go, and I could feel blood trickling from it onto my shirt, I felt what I can assume was his boner pushing into my back... I blacked out.

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Was it rape?

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Can you name a bigger fucking hack? He hasn't made a good movie since Alien 1979. Almost 40 years without a genuinely good movie

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So....

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ITT: Boring-ass movies

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>perfect finales don't exis-

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It had to happen sometime , thoughts?

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New episode's coming out tonight

I'm glad they didn't go with the same formula with PiperChat and the whole
>the guys have come up with a new idea and race to get it to market but get a few setbacks and pitfalls along the way
I had thought Gavin and Rus' characters would become stale but they actually bought it back in the best way possible, looking forward to this one

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My 5 star films on Letterboxd (with a couple of 4.5's). I'll fight anyone about any of them

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>Kafkaesque

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>when do you need to go
>an hour ago