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>mom wants to take me to the theater to see a movie as a birthday gift since she has a day off
>she asks me what movie i want to see and i tell her that she can choose
>she wants to see Guardians of the Galaxy 2
>i agree thinking that it was that new star wars movie i had heard about
>get to the theater in the local mall
>see the movie posters and realize i've made a mistake
>realize im about to see some kiddy movie about goofy aliens
>That star wars flick isn't even playing anymore
>mom buys our tickets and we go in to find some seats
>the theater is full of kids
>when we sit down mom smiles and hands me 20 dollars
>she tells me i can buy whatever snacks I want but asks if I can buy her a small diet coke as well
>i take the money and head out of the theater
>notice kong: skull island is starting soon as well
>use my moms money to buy a ticket to see kong along with the kong combo which includes large popcorn a large fountain drink and a bag of m&ms
>rush into Kong before it starts spilling some popcorn along the way
>only seats left are some shitty ones right in the front rows
>text my mom that i lost my ticket and that I will walk around the mall until her movie is done
>watch the movie and finish with a sore neck and an upset stomach
>check my phone to see that my mom had texted me back to tell me that she had bought me a new ticket for Guardians of the Galaxy 2 and that she has been waiting outside in the theater lobby looking for me
>leave my theater
>notice my mom sitting on a bench in the lobby looking at her phone
>try to blend in with the crowd of people that just left the same theater I was in and sneak into the nearby washrooms unseen
>text her back and apologize saying i didnt see the message
>tell her to meet me at the car
>wait a few minutes in the washroom and then leave and walk back to meet her at the car
>i ask her how the movie was
>she says she didnt see it because she was looking for me
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Holy shit you're a piece of garbage. I'd rather know cunnyposters, brapposters, and even frogposters than with you.
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TITS OR GTFO
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Old pasta
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Who here would take anons mom to see guardians of the galaxy and finger her in the theater to makeup for her shitty son?
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>>82485724
me
op please post pics of your mommy
we can give her the tender loving she deserves
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>>82485724
For sure.
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>>82485604
Your mom is sad, now I'm going to have to fuck her in the ass extra rough to make her happy again and I didn't want to. Thanks a lot buddy
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>>82485604
>Not wanting to see the best movie of the year
>Abandoning your mom ON YOUR BIRTHDAY
>Lying to her
>Stealing her money
>Not buying her her Diet Coke
>Going to see some pile of WB sh*t
>Making her sit outside the theater and miss the best movie of the year
People like you shouldn't just be banned you should be dragged out into the streets and shot
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>the theater is full of kids
>when we sit down mom smiles and hands me 20 dollars
>she tells me i can buy whatever snacks I want but asks if I can buy her a small diet coke as well
>i take the money and head out of the theater
stopped reading right there....nobody is retarded enough to go in and then go back and buy snacks.......are they?
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>>82485604
I want to punch your face in
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>>82485604
and you write this on international(?) Mother's Day.
your a fucked up kid, and a horrible person. starting with the fucking lieing. Why don't you brainlet fucks just say the truth?
also Star Wars is as much kiddy movie than GotG, you fucking scumbag
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>>82485604
kys
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>>82487756
Mother's day is next sunday.
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>>82486025
I work in a theater, and people do this all the time.
The worst are the fat fucks who leavv in the middle of the movie to buy something to eat, I mean holy shit dude you can't spend 2 hours without stuffing your face with something
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>>82489202
looks like it's not really internetional. by us it's the first sunday in May
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Better be trolling you fucking loser
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>>82485932
>Abandoning your mom ON YOUR BIRTHDAY
Nah, it was her birthday
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>>82485604
GOTG2 was a lot better than Skull Island you stupid fucking faggot, I hope this story is fake.
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this actually hurt me
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>>82490212
>>82489570
it's an edited copypasta, nothing to see here
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