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What would a 2017 version of easy rider be like?
>Main characters would wear snap backs and vape
>Would ride sports bikes like honda CBRs instead of harleys
>Sound track would be Dubstep and Trap music instead of rock.
Would it fail?
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Meth heads riding scooters
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Of course it would fail. Nobody wants to see a gilm about techno nu-male losers!
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>>84210996
Why though?
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Wtf
Why didn't you fags tell me this shit was actually good? The first one was quip core hollow and had one dimensional characters.
This shit had heart, themeing, and good exploration of character. Its like watching a whole different movie what the heck happened
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>>84210899
>Why didn't you fags tell me this shit was actually good?
Because it isn't.
kys
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>>84210921
/thread
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Vol 2 was a festival of jokes that didn't land, they had no idea what to do with Drax so just made him laugh a lot, Rocket's arc was a repeat of the first movie, Stallone and his buddies feel shoehorned in and make no sense unless you know the characters from the comics.
However, Yondu was pretty great, Gamora and her sister working things out was good, and Ego is actually one of the better Marvel villains so far. So it was okay I guess. First one was better.
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If Die Hard 3 was even allowed to be made today what would John's sign say?
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The patriarcy
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Trump
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afro americans
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THEN I WILL DESTROY YOUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>"I must free the german people from the corruption of Ares"
>*kills them all*
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>>84211922
It's okay though because WOMYN POWER
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>wonder whore never questions whether the brits are the real bad guys
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>when you want to watch movies/tv shows where the bad guy wins for once but you can't ask for recommendations because that would spoil it.
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>>84210789
Star Wars
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>>84211301
star wars is for losers.
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>>84211334
So you're life.
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Remember when you left your room? Before all this, before 4chan? You were gone seven days. Seven days I waited, hoping that you wouldn't come back. Every day, I took a holiday. I went to reddlt, there's this sub, on the banks of the /r/funny. Every fine evening, I'd sit there and order a fine bottle of 5hr energy. I had this fantasy, that I would look across the sub and I'd see you there, with a post and maybe a couple of upvotes. You wouldn't say anything to me, nor me to you. But we'd both know that you'd made it, that you were happy. I never wanted you to come back to 4chan. I always knew there was nothing here for you, except pain and tragedy. And I wanted something more for you than that. I still do.
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I've just seen Aliens guys but I thought Lambert died in the first movie? Wtf
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What did she see in this ginger manlet?
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>nice
>driven
>successful
>handsome
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>>84210747
Height or look, what would you choose /tv/r9k?
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>>84210734
He fucked like 20 hot chicks in the show. It helps to be rich and know a movie star.
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Noah (2014) was a big piece of shit, but some tiny portions of it (namely the montages and the more somber scenes in the first ~30 minutes) were really great.
Are there any other movies that pull off that sort of weighty, bleak, biblical and reflective atmosphere? Preferably with weird visuals.
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>>84210721
I thought it was a screenshot from 2001 because of the thumbnail.
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>>84210721
The Virgin Spring
specifically the part where the father prepares sticks to ritually purify himself
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>>84210721
>dat intro/music
movie was a huge fucking letdown except for the parts you mentioned, but would they matter as much if not surrounded in the context of the whole, however shitty? i wonder that whenever i think of them.
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Why hasn't any other franchise made a dinosaur film since the 90's?
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>>84210712
It was a fad just like space was in the 60s. Notice after we went to the moon nobody cared about space in the 70s
Why were there a ton of teen comedies in the 80s?
Why did the 50s have so many westerns
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>>84210746
>Nobody cared about space in the 70's
>Star Wars (1977)
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>>84210746
>Notice after we went to the moon nobody cared about space in the 70s
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>I can get right back on shedule.. err schedule
What was the point of this?
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>>84210617
This thread? No idea mate, you posted it.
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>>84210617
>I can't wait to get back in that shemale
It really makes you think
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>>84210674
He purposely mispronouced schedule
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>live deep underground for 100 billion years while there's literally no sunlight, even on the surface
>everyone is black
What did the Wachowski sisters mean by this?
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>>84210599
>sisters
>actually supporting this shit
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>>84210645
go be triggered somewhere else k thanx
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>>84210599
Its only been like 100 years tho
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Hey /tv/, can we have a short films thread? I need to discover new stuff.
youtube.com/watch?v=DYOc-LqkrsE&t=2s
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Just finished season 1.
Fuck that was boring... Kinda. Is the second any better?
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yea,
but thats the best it gets.
season 2 was high point, just STOP after that
if you want switch to flash after though
thats ok at least
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>>84210559
Capeshit is for children. Are you a child, OP?
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>>84210559
yeah. 2 and 3. peaks at 2.
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Can we get a Marvel re-release of the following films with the following changes:
- The Incredible Hulk - Mark Ruffalo CGI'd in over Edward Norton
- Iron Man - Don Cheadle appearing in place of Terrence Howard
- Thor - Digitally alter the colour of Thor's beard, from the awful dyed blonde look to something more natural
- Avengers Assemble - Change Captain America's suit, cos it is utter shit
- Avengers: Ultron's Age - Include line that Ultron's program evolves from the neural links that Tony had implanted in Iron Man 3 (if they were removed at the end of Iron Man 3, then delete that scene too)
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