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>be 13 or whatever
>hear michael jacksons version
>wonder why someone would make a gay verison of smooth criminal

It's true. MJ's original Smooth Criminal is also tainted by the fact that it could be a description of his depilated privates slamming into his victims.

>>84520313
How MJ will ever recover?

Pure Kino

Decentish movie on the right drugs but the music sucks, your better off to just listen to the album of you aren't on any sort of psychodellic.

>>84520046
Pretty fucking great

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>nardole wont wife that qt milf because he's a stuck up little prig
Character dropped.

so where the fuck are the two puddles going

>>84519375
Yeah, what was thst eye liner scene about? Practicing for when he's a woman?

>>84518999
hank for being a cop and letting it happen

>>84518999
Hank for being a little cuck baby bitch

i remember when my dad forced me to do this and the same thing happened. then he banned me from ever drinking again wtf

A story about Allison Brie's pubic mound in a leotard and I loved it.

the praise is ubiquitous

We're homos OP

what if one of them had a boner haha

That looks fun!!!!!!
Why arnt lines like that in America????????

>>84517596
Wonder Woman in Australia had lines of about 15 minutes where I went but usually saturday morning the week a kids movie comes out has massive lines

It feels good to not be an easily manipulated piece of overly-emotional wankstain with no principles that actually likes this movie. I thought it sucked.

>>84517661
damn #woke

>>84517403
i just don't go to see these movies. i even regretted seeing elysium after how obnoxiously it waved its politically charged dick in your face

>>84516988
it's the future :^)

>>84516988
stop smoking so much pot.

I have no idea what this is.

the only thing kong has going for it is that he is still growing and the movie took place during the 70s so he still has like 35-45 years to grow

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>implying Kong won't get an advanced suit and a spear made of oxygen destroyer that will BTFO Godzilla

Tell me, do you bleed?

>>84516554
That's what bothers me the most about Godzilla vs Kong, maybe if it was 2 or 3 kongs would be fair

He's a saint.

>>84515858
the show is a reddit filter
i think it's working

>>84515858
>Is this Catholic House of Cards

No, it's not. The main character isn't a piece of shit

>>84515725
As she, like all other people of Jewish descent, damn well should!
!

They shouldn't have let Sam Raimi edit the movie.

>>84515786
Holocaust II when?

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Ridley Scott's "Nottingham" AKA The original "Robin Hood" (2010).

>Richard the Lionheart's right-hand man is deployed to Nottingham after Richard's assassination and appointed Sheriff to stop Robin Hood, an outlaw who has been inciting the locals to rebel against the new taxes implemented by Prince John to cover the costs of the war, and has been named as the responsible for a string of murders on the area. The Sheriff uses rudimentary forensic techniques and deductive reasoning to investigate the robberies, engaging in a battle of wits with the ruthless Hood and his followers, the Merry Men, while also developing a relationship with Maid Marion, a frequent collaborator and occasional lover of Hood's. The Sheriff eventually uncovers evidence that Hood has been framed for the murders and is being used as a scapegoat and finds himself joining forces with his nemesis to expose the truth and save Nottingham.

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J.F. Lawton's "$3,000" AKA The original "Pretty Woman".

>Cocaine-addicted street prostitute Vivian Ward is approached by workaholic businessman Edward Lewis and offered $3,000 to be his private escort for one week, on the condition that she stays sober during that period. Edward and Vivian grow closer as they spend time together and develop romantic feelings for each other, but Vivian relapses and overdoses on cocaine. Edward nurses her back to health, and Vivian dreams of a life with him, but the experience sours him on her and in one week's time he dumps her on the very same street he first found her, gives her to $3,000 and leaves forever.

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>>84514650

JUST

Twister

>>84514437
What do you think?

>>84514577
second. pls take me to the succ zone

>>84514307
how is that even applicable here?

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>>84514259
let it go. we won