ITT: celebrities that surprisingly aren't Jews

he stuck his dick in a pie tho.

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>>84518497
>posting the inferior Savage

>>84518497
Bullshit
>>84519521
He's at least 1/10000000th ashkenazi that fucking rat

>>84519521
I don't know how you could think he's Jewish. His name, face, voice, hair, glasses, are all like quintessentially German.

>>84519646
Jason Biggs is Italian.

>>84519712
>are all like quintessentially German
coincidentally 90% of jews in america have german surnames

>>84519712
It's his politics duh

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>>84519712

>>84519919
No Jews have serbocroatian surnames

Krysten Ritter

>>84519850
>>84519993
>>84520043

It's not just jews, I know Jews have German surnames, but if you look at his forehead and jawline, it's uber German. Germans have had the "nu-male" look since at least the mid 50's, maybe even before. Like the whole manly aryan face, but with combed hair and stylish glasses, and tight-fitting bottomed up shirts.

It's not a jewish or political thing, it's just super german looking.

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>>84518497

>>84520278
*buttoned up

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lol. Just kidding. Go fuck yourself.

>>84520247
kek nice filename

>>84520205
>>84518497
I'm genuinely shocked

Adam Driver.

>>84519712
young'uns and /pol/acks don't really know what Jewish people even are. It's just a meme to them.

>>84522246
>/pol/acks don't really know what Jewish people even are
how clueless you are

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>>84522318
They don't, man. At least the majority of the board doesn't. /pol/ is one of the msst normalfag infested, dumb boards on the site. Maybe #1. There is a minority in /pol/ that knows what they are talking about, but they are drowned out by idiots.

Take one of their most common posted memes "the nose knows". The nose doesn't know jack shit. Having a big nose doesn't mean a person is Jewish, and having a small nose doesn't mean they are not. But a shitload of people over there believe it.

>pic slightly related, not Jewish

fuck off /pol/

>>84522453
I remember seeing some shit about the nazis measuring people's noses with like a ruler I thought it was hilarious. I don't know if they actually did tho I never looked into it. I don't know much about that history

>>84522279
Bullshit.

>>84522453
>pic slightly related, not Jewish

she doesn't look Jewish at all

>>84522940
NO WAY!

>>84522940
Woah...

>>84522453
D A M N who dat?

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>>84522608
She gets posted all the time as being a JAP (Jewish American Princess), but she is not one.

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>>84523169
so doesn't look Jewish at all in any way. she could even be hispanic. but I think she's italian or greek. pic related is a cute jew with actual jewish features

>>84518497
No fucking way he's not one of the tribe

>>84522533
>I don't know much about that history
>>84522453
>I am cultured guys
>immediately jumps to nose maymay

the opposite to "/pol/" is even funnier lmao. what is that called?

>>84523323
>pic related is a cute jew with actual jewish features
*post-healthy-white-gene-dosage-in-grandmother

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>>84523401
She doesn't look Jewish?

>>84523323
they could be sisters you idiot

>kill all jews
>movie industry disappears
woah....

>>84523133
some bitch who works in New York real estate
all of her clients are probably male

just do a google image search

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>>84523364
it's called keepin it real my man

>>84522940
I could've sworn...

>>84523451
>arguing with a /pol/ retard

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>>84523456
nigga what

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>>84522453
>>84522533
>I remember seeing some shit about the nazis measuring people's noses with like a ruler I thought it was hilarious.
The most anit-Semitic jokes I've ever heard have been from Arabs. I had a few friends in college from Saudi. In hindsight, they were hilarious because Arabs and Jews actually hate each other, historically, and my Arab school mates were just showing their true colors.
Btw, Paul Rust is not Semitic.

>>84523451
she looks a cute.

>>84519578
only because he's not Jewish.

>>84523603
they look the same you idiot

>>84519769
I don't believe you.

>>84519578
Chris Evans had a banana stuck up his ass. What is your point?

>>84524007
She's middle eastern

>>84523323
>>84523451
She looks more on the Mediterranean side than Jewish. Or hell, going by features alone, if you told me she was Welsh instead, I'd actually believe you.

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>>84519712
>quintessentially German.

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Its all an act

>>84524063
aren't Jews from the middle east?

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thomas middleditch
http://decider.com/2016/11/21/thomas-middleditch-interview-joshy-hulu/

>We’ve seen your Silicon Valley character go to some interesting places lately. Did you draw from him at all with your character in Joshy?

>No, if anything I wanted to make sure that he was a totally different guy. This has been explained to me because, contrary to popular belief, I’m not Jewish. Everyone else on Joshy was super Jewish, so “Joshy” is a term that’s like a good Jewish kid, a nice boy. And there was a lot of scenes where I wanted to be crazy but I was like “okay, let’s remind ourselves that he’s a good guy and he’s not the weird one.” In this cast of characters, he’s not the weird one. Joshy is this titular character and the elephant in the room, and for a good chunk of the movie he’s in the background. He’s there and everyone interacts with him, he’s not a ghost or anything, but it comes to a pivotal point where everything comes to life and I like that. It’s a neat thing. Usually it’s the other way around. I was happy with it.

>>84520278
No it's actually political. He's a joke on /pol/

>>84522453
/pol/ isn't nearly as dumb as /tv/

>>84522478
just another reminder that you leftists are a minority here

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>>84524205
I want to just put a bullet right between her eyes. Put your fucking tongue back in your mouth

>>84524301
you just assume he's a 'leftist'. maybe some people don't give a shit about politics did you ever think of that?

>>84524302
why do /pol/tards want to violently murder white women?

>>84524474
WHO IS THIS

>>84524484
What's /pol/ about that post?

>>84518497
wtf, didn't he star in a woody allen movie as the neurotic jew lead?

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>>84524262
>Robert Zimmerman
hmm

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>>84524302
kristen is based, back the fuck off?

>>84524455
if he didn't give a shit, why did he say fuck off /pol/?

>>84525189
she looks like she smoked some meth with those bags under her eyes. is that part of the character/makeup? or just meth?

>>84518497
>>84519919
>>84520205
>>84520247
>>84522279
>>84523756
>>84524180
>>84524205
>>84524262
>>84524474

ALL OF THEM ARE JEWS.

>>84525384
yeah, she's a hardcore meth addict

>>84525435
Most of them are, and anons were trolling about them. There a few, however, that claim publicly to not be Jewish, but I think they might be lying about it.

>>84525502

WHAT EVEN IS THE "POINT" OF YOUR POST?

>>84524262
Just because a white looking guy has curly hair and a long nose it doesn't mean he's jewish, you guys really are fucking retarded.

>>84525056
why would you think he's jewish

>>84525461
thought so. the makeup can't even cover it up

>>84525384
>>84525461
>>84525577
wth? thats just how her eyes are
you cant just say she does meth

>>84525564
Something about the face. I mean, would you be that surprised if he was Jewish?

>>84525558

"BOB DYLAN", NATIVE NAME: ROBERT ALLEN ZIMMERMAN, JEWISH NAME: SHABTAI ZISL BEN AVRAHAM.

GO AWAY, MORON/SHILL.

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>>84525435
>implying that anyone with some degree of fame must be a Jew

>>84525639

HOW AM I IMPLYING THAT, ACCORDING TO YOU?

>>84525602
spotted the jew

>>84525558
I hope you're shitposting and just pretending to be dumb.

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>>84525189
what's up with those bags.

>>84525889
intravenous meth use is the only explanation

>>84525435
you see what I was talking about with how dumb /pol/acks are? The only Jew in those links is Larry David, who was posted by me as a shitpost.

>>84525978
oh and Bob Dylan, didn't notice him in there.

>>84525978
>The only Jew in those links is Larry David...

NO.

This thread makes me wonder if I'm a Jew myself. Am I a fucking Jew?

>>84522940

did this women ever procreate?

10/10 genes

>>84526000
tripcodes are for fatties

>>84525889
that shit is fucked

Jennifer Aniston is Greek, Matt LeBlanc is Italian, Matthew Perry is WASP, David Schwimmer is extremely Jewish, not sure Lisa Kudrow or Courteney Cox.

>>84526000
ok virgin

>>84523345
He literally looks Greek.

>>84518497
I cum in pies